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Title: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 14, 2010, 11:11:19 PM
you survived.   Congrats dudes, eat some bread-sticks and have an adult beverage. 

Now . . . do not ever, ever, ever, ever, ever do the following:

1.  Take on a, "Gee we're just happy to be here" approach like your predecessors.

2.  Think that ku is going to be our friend.

3.  Think anyone gives a $hit about time zones and Olympic Sports.

4.  Think that we'll always be a member of the Big 12.   



Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: EllToPay on June 14, 2010, 11:30:55 PM
Do we really think Kirk and John were asked to give input at the meetings today? Doubtful.

They survived, yes. But let's not kid ourselves into believing they had anything to do with it.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 14, 2010, 11:33:56 PM
Do we really think Kirk and John were asked to give input at the meetings today? Doubtful.

They survived, yes. But let's not kid ourselves into believing they had anything to do with it.

Did I say they had anything to do with it??   :dunno:
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Pete on June 14, 2010, 11:41:42 PM
Ya, there are an awful lot of posters in the "Smoke your cigars" thread who owe these two a HUGE apology.  An awful lot.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: EllToPay on June 14, 2010, 11:43:38 PM
Wasn't directed at you Dax, just in general.

General = Dan Lykins
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: ew2x4 on June 14, 2010, 11:43:56 PM
Did you email this to them or expect them to read it here? I would actually like to see their response. I think they contributed to it, but I doubt the outcome would have been any different without them.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: theKSU on June 14, 2010, 11:55:15 PM
I'll apologize to them by buying season tickets. 
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: KITNfury on June 15, 2010, 12:24:25 AM
I think I'm gonna email them and complain about us getting ripped off in this new deal.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 15, 2010, 06:53:49 AM
Put up or shut up and pledge money to the Olive Garden gift card that will be presented to Schultz by ChiCat, MIR and myself on behalf of goEMAW.com.  Also taking suggestions on what kind of gift card wold be best for Currie.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: steve dave on June 15, 2010, 07:10:25 AM
Put up or shut up and pledge money to the Olive Garden gift card that will be presented to Schultz by ChiCat, MIR and myself on behalf of goEMAW.com.  Also taking suggestions on what kind of gift card wold be best for Currie.

jc penny
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 15, 2010, 07:18:51 AM
Put up or shut up and pledge money to the Olive Garden gift card that will be presented to Schultz by ChiCat, MIR and myself on behalf of goEMAW.com.  Also taking suggestions on what kind of gift card wold be best for Currie.

jc penny

Cool.  Both places are close to each other and on the way to the event.  How much for each?

Bonus: JCP seems like a place that might have kids' Prince of Persia shirts, so if I'll get a couple of those for the boys if I can find some that'd fit them - shouldn't be a problem for Currie.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 15, 2010, 07:21:00 AM
Put up or shut up and pledge money to the Olive Garden gift card that will be presented to Schultz by ChiCat, MIR and myself on behalf of goEMAW.com.  Also taking suggestions on what kind of gift card wold be best for Currie.

 :love:  I'll put some money in. PM if necessary.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Bill Clarahan on June 15, 2010, 07:37:39 AM
Put up or shut up and pledge money to the Olive Garden gift card that will be presented to Schultz by ChiCat, MIR and myself on behalf of goEMAW.com.  Also taking suggestions on what kind of gift card wold be best for Currie.

Get him a free cone at Call
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 15, 2010, 07:50:30 AM
Put up or shut up and pledge money to the Olive Garden gift card that will be presented to Schultz by ChiCat, MIR and myself on behalf of goEMAW.com.  Also taking suggestions on what kind of gift card wold be best for Currie.

Get him a free cone at Call

This is happening tomorrow night at the Catbackers in Wichita.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: doom on June 15, 2010, 08:31:38 AM
Ya, there are an awful lot of posters in the "Smoke your cigars" thread who owe these two a HUGE apology.  An awful lot.

Not really.  They got rough ridin' lucky after having a night out on te town on the eve of college sports armageddon.  Bravo to them but I feel no remorse for mocking them. 
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 15, 2010, 12:39:53 PM
So let's say that goEMAW was going to splurge on an Olive Garden gift certificate of what KS ethical rules allow, plus some sort of congratulatory plaque for Schultz.  Everyone brainstorm what should go on said plaque, or if it's thought that'll be a pain in the ass to pull off in the next 28 hours, create some kind of pretty looking certificate that we could stick in a frame and call it good.

Still taking gift certificate/plaque suggestions for Currie.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: ChiComCat on June 15, 2010, 12:46:22 PM
So let's say that goEMAW was going to splurge on an Olive Garden gift certificate of what KS ethical rules allow, plus some sort of congratulatory plaque for Schultz.  Everyone brainstorm what should go on said plaque, or if it's thought that'll be a pain in the ass to pull off in the next 28 hours, create some kind of pretty looking certificate that we could stick in a frame and call it good.

Still taking gift certificate/plaque suggestions for Currie.

I'm thinking some really broad metaphor or quote.  And a katpak as well.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: mcmwcat on June 15, 2010, 12:51:47 PM
'footprints in the sand' meme with Bevo in the role of Jesus  :)
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Pete on June 15, 2010, 01:07:37 PM
'footprints in the sand' meme with Bevo in the role of Jesus  :)

Holy crap that would be amazing.   :love:
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: ChiComCat on June 15, 2010, 01:09:26 PM
"There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning."

-Hunter S Thompson
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 15, 2010, 01:20:44 PM
Good stuff.  Somebody with skillz put something together that prints as a standard frameable size and we can put it in something nice and call it good.  Make sure that it's noted that it's to Schultz (funny to make it out to his twitter name to call back to the Olive Garden tweet? :dunno:) and from the members of goEMAW.com.

If you don't have skillz, keep putting down ideas and collaborate with another board member who does.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 15, 2010, 01:45:51 PM
I'd also be good with just adding a To and From to slimz' masterpiece, framing it, and presenting that along with the gift card.  :dunno:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg535.imageshack.us%2Fimg535%2F8006%2Fpopda.jpg&hash=37532f34517169f9cf1bb0daff1129df3549c48b)
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: get_HIT on June 15, 2010, 03:01:08 PM
what is all this hullabaloo about the breadsticks????  im freakin out not knowing!!!  :ohno:
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 15, 2010, 03:03:56 PM
what is all this hullabaloo about the breadsticks????  im freakin out not knowing!!!  :ohno:

When things looked bleakest Sunday night, Schultz twittered that he was heading to Olive Garden followed by seeing Prince of Persia.  goEMAW twitter-assaulted him about going to the Olive Garden while all this was happening and he later was responding one by one.  He told me he'd only had 5 breadsticks after I told him I hoped he hadn't fallen for the get-full-on-breadsticks-and-salad scheme.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: steve dave on June 15, 2010, 03:07:01 PM
Make the certificate say:

To: President Schulz and AD Currie
From: goEMAW.com
CONFERENCE ARMAGEDDON CERTIFICATE OF PARTICIPATION
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: steve dave on June 15, 2010, 03:07:47 PM
Make it look like this:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.awardcertificatesbysteve.com%2FPAR006.JPG&hash=716c5d84368f5c1c5b3dc9d6cf64707044dc213a)

But with a KATPAK Headcover on the left
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: SleepFighter on June 15, 2010, 03:07:57 PM
'footprints in the sand' meme with Bevo in the role of Jesus  :)

Holy crap that would be amazing.   :love:

Should make that "the sands of time" to fit in with his cinematic preferences.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: theKSU on June 15, 2010, 03:08:12 PM
Dear Schultzie,

Turns out we're not mumped.

Thanks,
 your pals at goEMAW
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 15, 2010, 03:08:37 PM
Make the certificate say:

To: President Schulz and AD Currie
From: goEMAW.com
CONFERENCE ARMAGEDDON CERTIFICATE OF PARTICIPATION

Make sure there are white ribbons attached.

Maybe a small trophy or medal.

Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: get_HIT on June 15, 2010, 03:10:21 PM
what is all this hullabaloo about the breadsticks????  im freakin out not knowing!!!  :ohno:

When things looked bleakest Sunday night, Schultz twittered that he was heading to Olive Garden followed by seeing Prince of Persia.  goEMAW twitter-assaulted him about going to the Olive Garden while all this was happening and he later was responding one by one.  He told me he'd only had 5 breadsticks after I told him I hoped he hadn't fallen for the get-full-on-breadsticks-and-salad scheme.

thank you, so great to be in the know now  :pbj:
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 15, 2010, 03:32:15 PM
Make the certificate say:

To: President Schulz and AD Currie
From: goEMAW.com
CONFERENCE ARMAGEDDON CERTIFICATE OF PARTICIPATION

Make sure there are white ribbons attached.

Maybe a small trophy or medal.



Great.  This should be doable by any one of the fabulous computer wizards we have around here.  Can somebody give the goEMAW flavor to the example sd posted a pic of?  Also, any further ideas for what kind of gift card should accompany Currie's certificate? 
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: ChiComCat on June 15, 2010, 03:35:33 PM
If only I had my old computer with windows 3.0, I could knock that crap out in no time
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 15, 2010, 03:39:29 PM
Oh, and I think there Schultz and Currie should each get their own certificate so they can each have it in their own office.  Plus, if we can't come up with a perfect gift certificate for Currie like Schultz and the Olive Garden, he'll get nothing.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: _33 on June 15, 2010, 04:13:38 PM
Best I can do with Paint.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm2.static.flickr.com%2F1277%2F4704489934_dfd916a3df.jpg&hash=e7b0638b72bd15a365ec4fa6e1252a0458b8be78)
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: ChiComCat on June 15, 2010, 04:14:44 PM
Best I can do with Paint.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm2.static.flickr.com%2F1277%2F4704489934_dfd916a3df.jpg&hash=e7b0638b72bd15a365ec4fa6e1252a0458b8be78)


 :love:
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 15, 2010, 04:21:26 PM
Best I can do with Paint.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm2.static.flickr.com%2F1277%2F4704489934_dfd916a3df.jpg&hash=e7b0638b72bd15a365ec4fa6e1252a0458b8be78)


This is absolutely perfect.  I just tried printing it on regular paper and it looks great.  I'll print it on good glossy paper at home.

Can you make a Currie one too?

Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: ChiComCat on June 15, 2010, 05:31:51 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg716.imageshack.us%2Fimg716%2F541%2Fdaxmebro.jpg&hash=6045ddf365163f291fa4f0818feb8c759da4d0eb)

DON'T DAX ME BRO!
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 15, 2010, 05:57:21 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg716.imageshack.us%2Fimg716%2F541%2Fdaxmebro.jpg&hash=6045ddf365163f291fa4f0818feb8c759da4d0eb)

DON'T DAX ME BRO!


 :ohno:
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: steve dave on June 15, 2010, 06:11:28 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg716.imageshack.us%2Fimg716%2F541%2Fdaxmebro.jpg&hash=6045ddf365163f291fa4f0818feb8c759da4d0eb)

DON'T DAX ME BRO!


LOL
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 16, 2010, 02:14:51 AM
Schulz certificate is printed and ready.  On the thick, glossy paper, it really doesn't even need a frame but we'll see what we can find.

Don't have a Currie certificate or fantastic gift card idea.  If that can't be figured out before Wednesday night, KC pak'rs could make the Currie presentation at their Catbackers event Thursday night.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 16, 2010, 07:19:54 AM
I'd also be good with just adding a To and From to slimz' masterpiece, framing it, and presenting that along with the gift card.  :dunno:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg535.imageshack.us%2Fimg535%2F8006%2Fpopda.jpg&hash=37532f34517169f9cf1bb0daff1129df3549c48b)

Keep this logo definitely, but go ahead and make the left side of his face Alfred, the mad magazine guy.  So half of it is his face, half of it is the MAD magazine d00d, and it's superimposed on the body of the Prince of Persia guy.  Put a tiny Whataburger logo in there somewhere, as well as a Phillips 66 logo AND a Dr. Pepper logo with a question mark after it.  Change the "What, me worry?" line to say, "What, me Wurrie?"  <---Spelled like Currie.

 :peek:
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: ChiComCat on June 17, 2010, 09:56:31 AM
 :peek:
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on June 17, 2010, 10:52:37 AM
Welllll, how'd it go?  Was he thrilled with his participation certificate? I bet there were tears.  We need details.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: steve dave on June 17, 2010, 10:53:28 AM
Welllll, how'd it go?  Was he thrilled with his participation certificate? I bet there were tears.  We need details.

rumblings schulz took it in stride....rumblings currie maybe not so much....just rumblings folks, just rumblings
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: ChiComCat on June 17, 2010, 10:57:49 AM
Welllll, how'd it go?  Was he thrilled with his participation certificate? I bet there were tears.  We need details.

rumblings schulz took it in stride....rumblings currie maybe not so much....just rumblings folks, just rumblings

Pretty accurate... Currie carried it around for a while, not looking as pleased.  He may have been tipped off to getting his own gift at the KC event tonight
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 17, 2010, 12:08:28 PM
Welllll, how'd it go?  Was he thrilled with his participation certificate? I bet there were tears.  We need details.

rumblings schulz took it in stride....rumblings currie maybe not so much....just rumblings folks, just rumblings

Pretty accurate... Currie carried it around for a while, not looking as pleased.  He may have been tipped off to getting his own gift at the KC event tonight

sounds like you guys got off light. if i was currie and you would've tried to pull that crap with me, i would've swept your legs and then spiked (spoke?) the certificate right on top of your faces.

guess who's becoming a currie fan??? schulzy too.  :raccoon:
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: steve dave on June 17, 2010, 12:09:59 PM
Welllll, how'd it go?  Was he thrilled with his participation certificate? I bet there were tears.  We need details.

rumblings schulz took it in stride....rumblings currie maybe not so much....just rumblings folks, just rumblings

Pretty accurate... Currie carried it around for a while, not looking as pleased.  He may have been tipped off to getting his own gift at the KC event tonight

sounds like you guys got off light. if i was currie and you would've tried to pull that crap with me, i would've swept your legs and then spiked (spoke?) the certificate right on top of your faces.

guess who's becoming a currie fan??? schulzy too.  :raccoon:

I like them
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 17, 2010, 01:56:50 PM
I'm hurting.

Pics/video/blog post to come.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 17, 2010, 02:48:41 PM
ChiCat, you can go ahead and post some of the highlights.  That might trigger some more memories for me for when I write the blog entry anyway.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Pete on June 17, 2010, 02:57:42 PM
The Wichita contingent continues to out-pace the KC contingent.   If Rusty were still in town we'd have a better shot, but Wichita is a Juggernaut.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 17, 2010, 03:04:25 PM
The Wichita contingent continues to out-pace the KC contingent.   If Rusty were still in town we'd have a better shot, but Wichita is a Juggernaut.

Yeah, but we brought in a ringer for this one.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 17, 2010, 03:22:51 PM
ChiCat, you can go ahead and post some of the highlights.  That might trigger some more memories for me for when I write the blog entry anyway.

Or MIR.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: doom on June 17, 2010, 03:26:05 PM
Welllll, how'd it go?  Was he thrilled with his participation certificate? I bet there were tears.  We need details.

rumblings schulz took it in stride....rumblings currie maybe not so much....just rumblings folks, just rumblings

Did he send his shirt-tucking goons after you?
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 17, 2010, 03:27:39 PM
Welllll, how'd it go?  Was he thrilled with his participation certificate? I bet there were tears.  We need details.

rumblings schulz took it in stride....rumblings currie maybe not so much....just rumblings folks, just rumblings

Did he send his shirt-tucking goons after you?

There was a time when things seemed dicey with Currie, but I think I calmed the waters with him.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: ChiComCat on June 17, 2010, 03:44:51 PM
We got there a bit later than originally planned and Trim, MakeItRain and I ended up at a table near the back.  This would work out well for our presentation.  Frank was talking to Kellis when we came in.  Kellis looks like a guy I would want to choke even if I didn't know who he was, but much moreso since I do.  $10 for a beer cup got the night going.  We probably frequented the beer table at least twice as much as the next closest people and our table was close so it was perfect. 

We waited for kstate_pres to finish talking to Frank before Trim gave him the award.  I videotaped the presentation.  He posed for a picture with the giftcard for $39.99 (made out to kstate_pres)and _33's participation certificate.  Later we saw Currie carrying it around and he did not appear to find it as humorous.  He shot hate lasers from his eyes at our contingent (especially Trim).  Trim later informed him that he may get a gift at the KC event.

Schulz then went up to give the first speech and opened with a story about how you have to be careful what you put on twitter.  HenRob was there helping out and glad-handing.  We were waiting for Lon to go  :opcat: and it never came.  However, Wyatt at one point asked if there was any more chicken for HenRob  :surprised: :opcat:.  We then basically got pak'd the whole night and MIR was our DD from the event (nobody wants to be in ksubrians boat).  MIR took off and Trim and I explored the wonders of old town.  Nobody was choked though  :dunno:
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: steve dave on June 17, 2010, 05:20:12 PM
We got there a bit later than originally planned and Trim, MakeItRain and I ended up at a table near the back.  This would work out well for our presentation.  Frank was talking to Kellis when we came in.  Kellis looks like a guy I would want to choke even if I didn't know who he was, but much moreso since I do.  $10 for a beer cup got the night going.  We probably frequented the beer table at least twice as much as the next closest people and our table was close so it was perfect. 

We waited for kstate_pres to finish talking to Frank before Trim gave him the award.  I videotaped the presentation.  He posed for a picture with the giftcard for $39.99 (made out to kstate_pres)and _33's participation certificate.  Later we saw Currie carrying it around and he did not appear to find it as humorous.  He shot hate lasers from his eyes at our contingent (especially Trim).  Trim later informed him that he may get a gift at the KC event.

Schulz then went up to give the first speech and opened with a story about how you have to be careful what you put on twitter.  HenRob was there helping out and glad-handing.  We were waiting for Lon to go  :opcat: and it never came.  However, Wyatt at one point asked if there was any more chicken for HenRob  :surprised: :opcat:.  We then basically got pak'd the whole night and MIR was our DD from the event (nobody wants to be in ksubrians boat).  MIR took off and Trim and I explored the wonders of old town.  Nobody was choked though  :dunno:

Sounds like you got duped by fakeTrim
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 17, 2010, 10:42:51 PM
We got there a bit later than originally planned and Trim, MakeItRain and I ended up at a table near the back.  This would work out well for our presentation.  Frank was talking to Kellis when we came in.  Kellis looks like a guy I would want to choke even if I didn't know who he was, but much moreso since I do.  $10 for a beer cup got the night going.  We probably frequented the beer table at least twice as much as the next closest people and our table was close so it was perfect. 

We waited for kstate_pres to finish talking to Frank before Trim gave him the award.  I videotaped the presentation.  He posed for a picture with the giftcard for $39.99 (made out to kstate_pres)and _33's participation certificate.  Later we saw Currie carrying it around and he did not appear to find it as humorous.  He shot hate lasers from his eyes at our contingent (especially Trim).  Trim later informed him that he may get a gift at the KC event.

Schulz then went up to give the first speech and opened with a story about how you have to be careful what you put on twitter.  HenRob was there helping out and glad-handing.  We were waiting for Lon to go  :opcat: and it never came.  However, Wyatt at one point asked if there was any more chicken for HenRob  :surprised: :opcat:.  We then basically got pak'd the whole night and MIR was our DD from the event (nobody wants to be in ksubrians boat).  MIR took off and Trim and I explored the wonders of old town. Nobody was choked though :dunno:

Sounds like you got duped by fakeTrim

It was me.  All EMAW last night.  No ku fans to choke out.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: MakeItRain on June 19, 2010, 01:27:00 PM
We got there a bit later than originally planned and Trim, MakeItRain and I ended up at a table near the back.  This would work out well for our presentation.  Frank was talking to Kellis when we came in.  Kellis looks like a guy I would want to choke even if I didn't know who he was, but much moreso since I do.  $10 for a beer cup got the night going.  We probably frequented the beer table at least twice as much as the next closest people and our table was close so it was perfect. 

We waited for kstate_pres to finish talking to Frank before Trim gave him the award.  I videotaped the presentation.  He posed for a picture with the giftcard for $39.99 (made out to kstate_pres)and _33's participation certificate.  Later we saw Currie carrying it around and he did not appear to find it as humorous.  He shot hate lasers from his eyes at our contingent (especially Trim).  Trim later informed him that he may get a gift at the KC event.

Schulz then went up to give the first speech and opened with a story about how you have to be careful what you put on twitter.  HenRob was there helping out and glad-handing.  We were waiting for Lon to go  :opcat: and it never came.  However, Wyatt at one point asked if there was any more chicken for HenRob  :surprised: :opcat:.  We then basically got pak'd the whole night and MIR was our DD from the event (nobody wants to be in ksubrians boat).  MIR took off and Trim and I explored the wonders of old town. Nobody was choked though :dunno:

Sounds like you got duped by fakeTrim

It was me.  All EMAW last night.  No ku fans to choke out.

There was that fuckktard from KAKE 10 wearing his University Daily Kansan gear and walking around laughing like he got over on us.

Also Chi forgot to include my conversation with QuezBert about Wyatt and chicken.  Being a brotha' I felt it was okay to ask him about Wyatt's chicken comment, but had to wait until all old folks were cleared out, I didn't want QuezBert to be accused of "playing the race card" by some hypersensitive cracker.  Anyway he didn't have much to say, he laughed and said "you know?" when I asked him if he did in fact eat more chicken.  For those of you who are slow about urban/hip hop culture "you know" is similar to "I know, right?"  BTW QuezBert sounds just like the character Beautiful from the Player Hater's Ball on Chappelle's Show.  He then proceeded to tell us about him not finding good chicken but he loves Big Ed's? burgers in Manhattan, but can't eat it often because the $8 burgers aren't good for his flow.  He then asked us to honor him this season similar to that in which Trim and Chi honored Denis & Lu last season.

There are also rumors & possibly photographed proof of an athletic department staffer getting iced.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: steve dave on June 19, 2010, 02:14:31 PM
He then asked us to honor him this season similar to that in which Trim and Chi honored Denis & Lu last season.

Wasn't he born in the US?  That's like me asking to have someone honor me with a Danish flag at my events. 
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 19, 2010, 02:16:19 PM
He then asked us to honor him this season similar to that in which Trim and Chi honored Denis & Lu last season.

Wasn't he born in the US?  That's like me asking to have someone honor me with a Danish flag at my events. 

He wants Panama.  :dunno:

Section 17's gonna look an IHOP in 11-12.  Canada, Colombia, Panama and Puerto Rico.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: jtksu on June 19, 2010, 03:11:47 PM
40 bucks will buy a whole lotta breadsticks.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Andy on June 19, 2010, 03:21:55 PM
Should get currie a dillons giftcard
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: sys on June 19, 2010, 06:11:02 PM
Section 17's gonna look an IHOP in 11-12.  Canada, Colombia, Panama and Puerto Rico.

& jamaica.  samuels.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 19, 2010, 06:19:17 PM
Section 17's gonna look an IHOP in 11-12.  Canada, Colombia, Panama and Puerto Rico.

& jamaica.  samuels.

Yep, couldn't remember Samuels' connection (either the country or the reason) but knew there was something. 
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: DQ12 on June 19, 2010, 06:22:13 PM
We got there a bit later than originally planned and Trim, MakeItRain and I ended up at a table near the back.  This would work out well for our presentation.  Frank was talking to Kellis when we came in.  Kellis looks like a guy I would want to choke even if I didn't know who he was, but much moreso since I do.  $10 for a beer cup got the night going.  We probably frequented the beer table at least twice as much as the next closest people and our table was close so it was perfect. 

We waited for kstate_pres to finish talking to Frank before Trim gave him the award.  I videotaped the presentation.  He posed for a picture with the giftcard for $39.99 (made out to kstate_pres)and _33's participation certificate.  Later we saw Currie carrying it around and he did not appear to find it as humorous.  He shot hate lasers from his eyes at our contingent (especially Trim).  Trim later informed him that he may get a gift at the KC event.

Schulz then went up to give the first speech and opened with a story about how you have to be careful what you put on twitter.  HenRob was there helping out and glad-handing.  We were waiting for Lon to go  :opcat: and it never came.  However, Wyatt at one point asked if there was any more chicken for HenRob  :surprised: :opcat:.  We then basically got pak'd the whole night and MIR was our DD from the event (nobody wants to be in ksubrians boat).  MIR took off and Trim and I explored the wonders of old town. Nobody was choked though :dunno:

Sounds like you got duped by fakeTrim

It was me.  All EMAW last night.  No ku fans to choke out.

There was that fuckktard from KAKE 10 wearing his University Daily Kansan gear and walking around laughing like he got over on us.

Also Chi forgot to include my conversation with QuezBert about Wyatt and chicken.  Being a brotha' I felt it was okay to ask him about Wyatt's chicken comment, but had to wait until all old folks were cleared out, I didn't want QuezBert to be accused of "playing the race card" by some hypersensitive cracker.  Anyway he didn't have much to say, he laughed and said "you know?" when I asked him if he did in fact eat more chicken.  For those of you who are slow about urban/hip hop culture "you know" is similar to "I know, right?"  BTW QuezBert sounds just like the character Beautiful from the Player Hater's Ball on Chappelle's Show.  He then proceeded to tell us about him not finding good chicken but he loves Big Ed's? burgers in Manhattan, but can't eat it often because the $8 burgers aren't good for his flow.  He then asked us to honor him this season similar to that in which Trim and Chi honored Denis & Lu last season.

There are also rumors & possibly photographed proof of an athletic department staffer getting iced.

Big D's.   :love:

Was in there last week, and found out that if you eat two cowboy burgers, you get to write your name on the wall.  Well guess whose name is on the wall?  Denny and Jake, with "KSU DOBERMANS" under their names.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: jtksu on June 19, 2010, 06:53:25 PM
I heart the thought of Denis and Jake plowing through a couple burgers together.  You think Denis makes that yipping noise when he's ready for Jake to pass the ketchup!?
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 19, 2010, 07:01:07 PM
I heart the thought of Denis and Jake plowing through a couple burgers together.  You think Denis makes that yipping noise when he's ready for Jake to pass the ketchup!?

lolz
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 20, 2010, 12:39:33 AM
A taste...

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2FDSC00567.jpg&hash=521f99076f718517a9a45359771e2ad8b921f71e)
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 20, 2010, 12:42:27 AM
A taste...

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2FDSC00567.jpg&hash=521f99076f718517a9a45359771e2ad8b921f71e)

q. how could you ever be mad at him (schulzy)?



a. trick question. you couldn't.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: DQ12 on June 20, 2010, 12:43:16 AM
A taste...

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2FDSC00567.jpg&hash=521f99076f718517a9a45359771e2ad8b921f71e)

I really like how the Pres is wearing a name tag. Was OBz wearing a name tag?
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 20, 2010, 10:04:29 AM
A taste...

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2FDSC00567.jpg&hash=521f99076f718517a9a45359771e2ad8b921f71e)

I really like how the Pres is wearing a name tag. Was OBz wearing a name tag?

I'm not sure.  It's actually pretty hard seeing out of that pak head mask.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: wes mantooth on June 20, 2010, 05:51:05 PM
A taste...

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2FDSC00567.jpg&hash=521f99076f718517a9a45359771e2ad8b921f71e)

I really like how the Pres is wearing a name tag. Was OBz wearing a name tag?

I'm not sure.  It's actually pretty hard seeing out of that pak head mask.

What a good sport, that Schulz guy.  Any more reports for KCpak?  Any Currie stories?
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 21, 2010, 04:17:55 PM
Shulz going to Olive Garden and Prince of Persia during the crisis did us all some good.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37831927/ns/politics-white_house/?gt1=43001

And hey, politics board tards, don't eff this up.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: MadCat on June 21, 2010, 04:32:44 PM
Quote
WASHINGTON - A K-State spokesman says the whole wildcat nation benefits when University president Kirk Schulz takes time to eat breadsticks and "clear his mind."

Schulz spokesman Bill Burton defended Schulz's leisure activities amid some goEMAW.com criticism that Schulz should not be scheduling fun time during the Big 12 Conference Realignment crisis. The president went to Prince of Persia on Friday evening after attending a breadstick feed at the Olive Garden earlier in the day.

Burton said K-Staters stand by the notion that "their president ought to have a little time to clear his mind."
He said Schulz relaxed after a week in which he got pledges from the other Forgotten Five members to help pay OU, aTm, and the University of Texas among other work. Burton said that having time to himself "probably does us all good."
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: CNS on June 21, 2010, 04:34:50 PM
A taste...

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2FDSC00567.jpg&hash=521f99076f718517a9a45359771e2ad8b921f71e)

Anyone else notice that Shultzy covered up the body of the cert in that pic?

He didn't really appreciate it. 

He is smiling because he is imagining what it would feel like to punch you in the face and feed you to the TX AD.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 21, 2010, 05:00:42 PM
A taste...

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2FDSC00567.jpg&hash=521f99076f718517a9a45359771e2ad8b921f71e)

Anyone else notice that Shultzy covered up the body of the cert in that pic?

He didn't really appreciate it. 

He is smiling because he is imagining what it would feel like to punch you in the face and feed you to the TX AD.

No, that's just kind of how we gave it to him - first the framed certificate which he beamed at for a while followed by the gift card on top of it.  There's a video that chum1 is pak heading which will show the whole thing, and a few subsequent pics with him still admiring it all.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: CNS on June 21, 2010, 05:09:42 PM
A taste...

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2FDSC00567.jpg&hash=521f99076f718517a9a45359771e2ad8b921f71e)

Anyone else notice that Shultzy covered up the body of the cert in that pic?

He didn't really appreciate it. 

He is smiling because he is imagining what it would feel like to punch you in the face and feed you to the TX AD.

No, that's just kind of how we gave it to him - first the framed certificate which he beamed at for a while followed by the gift card on top of it.  There's a video that chum1 is pak heading which will show the whole thing, and a few subsequent pics with him still admiring it all.

That being the case, this is awesome.

Really want to see the pic when it is awarded to Currie.  If this hasn't taken place yet, I would recommend one of the cards that you can record your own greeting in. 
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Pete on June 21, 2010, 05:10:16 PM
Anyone on this board been in Anderson lately?  We need to get confirmation on whether the plaque is in Anderson or on the wall down on Lover's Lane.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 21, 2010, 05:16:45 PM
Anyone on this board been in Anderson lately?  We need to get confirmation on whether the plaque is in Anderson or on the wall down on Lover's Lane.

Funny thing about that, I broke one of the hooks needed to hang the thing while I was inserting the certificate.  Later in the evening after the original presentation, I pointed that out and that he'd have to use the stand thing to display it, which he said would be just fine.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: ew2x4 on June 21, 2010, 05:44:33 PM
My goodness. I'm sad I missed this while I was gone. Great job guys.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 21, 2010, 08:33:25 PM
I've got people at Anderson hall. 
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 21, 2010, 10:51:09 PM
http://goEMAW.com/blog/?p=138

Video included.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 21, 2010, 10:54:58 PM
http://goEMAW.com/blog/?p=138

Video included.


omg, that had be rolling...  :lol:

Quote
After some joking back-and-forth regarding JoHenRo’s slim physique, Wyatt suggested that he go back and eat some more fried chicken. While Lon Floyd nodded approvingly from the back, every old cracka within 15 feet of the goEMAW table turned to MakeItRain, presumably to see if he was headed to the stage to end Wyatt’s tenure as Voice of the Wildcats along with his life.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 22, 2010, 08:28:18 AM
Quote
After some joking back-and-forth regarding JoHenRo’s slim physique, Wyatt suggested that he go back and eat some more fried chicken. While Lon Floyd nodded approvingly from the back, every old cracka within 15 feet of the goEMAW table turned to MakeItRain, presumably to see if he was headed to the stage to end Wyatt’s tenure as Voice of the Wildcats along with his life.

Yeah, this really caught us off guard.  We were expecting at least a couple opcat/Lon moments and had no idea he'd passed to torch, at least on this night, over to Wyatt.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: ew2x4 on June 22, 2010, 09:15:04 AM
http://goEMAW.com/blog/?p=138

Video included.


That was amazing.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: KSU176 on June 22, 2010, 11:10:58 PM
http://goEMAW.com/blog/?p=138

Video included.


(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smileyhut.com%2Fhappy%2Fclap2.gif&hash=3aa8f3524f94659e8a2bcca9fd7655993562cd72)
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 22, 2010, 11:20:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56j0-ZX2SRY

oh my. initially missed it. how can you not love him???  :lol:
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on June 23, 2010, 12:18:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56j0-ZX2SRY

oh my. initially missed it. how can you not love him???  :lol:

:gocho:

Oh, you meant Schulz...
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on November 22, 2010, 09:03:36 AM
Section 17's gonna look an IHOP in 11-12.  Canada, Colombia, Panama and Puerto Rico.

& jamaica.  samuels.

This is all happening in the back of Gooch's truck right now.   :kstatriot:
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 22, 2010, 01:50:08 PM
Section 17's gonna look an IHOP in 11-12.  Canada, Colombia, Panama and Puerto Rico.

& jamaica.  samuels.

This is all happening in the back of Gooch's truck right now.   :kstatriot:



 :surprised:
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on March 25, 2016, 02:02:02 PM
Need a hero to go repossess the certificate before Schulz bounces.
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 25, 2016, 02:32:27 PM
Need a hero to go repossess the certificate before Schulz bounces.

you don't think it will adorn his next office?
Title: Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
Post by: Trim on March 25, 2016, 02:47:16 PM
Need a hero to go repossess the certificate before Schulz bounces.

you don't think it will adorn his next office?

Doubt it.  If it did, I could repossess it.