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Title: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 09:15:20 PM
Your questions, let me answer them. 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: The1BigWillie on June 03, 2010, 09:25:12 PM
What causes wind?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: DOOMsday on June 03, 2010, 09:26:02 PM
but who was phone?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 09:30:47 PM
What causes wind?

An evening with several Boulevard IPAs causes quite the morning jet stream for me.
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Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 09:31:59 PM
but who was phone?

Probably someone GAY from KU!!11!!!ZOMG

:buttsecks
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Post by: jmlynch1 on June 03, 2010, 09:32:29 PM
What causes wind?
Trees
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: CHONGS on June 03, 2010, 09:40:05 PM
is it safe to drink water if accidentally got soap in it?? 

need the answer very soon thx
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 03, 2010, 09:40:30 PM
why did the thai house on mass st close in the middle of the night and then mysteriously open up six months later in that dump of a craphole location on 23rd?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: CHONGS on June 03, 2010, 09:42:26 PM
why doesn't world market sell wine?

what the hell happened to that  chicken nuggets place on iowa?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: AppleJack on June 03, 2010, 09:43:09 PM
Honest question: Who are we as people?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: pissclams on June 03, 2010, 09:43:44 PM
who would win a fight between a general with one eye vs. two starving to death bald eagles with sharp claws

why doesn't world market sell wine?
they do, dumbass.  in stores that aren't in kansas.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: CHONGS on June 03, 2010, 09:44:44 PM
no crap einstein.  jfc way to ruin the rough ridin' thread you gloid.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 03, 2010, 09:45:08 PM
is it possible to kill someone by sneaking a large amount of soap into their drink when they weren't looking. oh and rat poison. and a lot of it too. would this kill someone? hypothetically.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Gooch on June 03, 2010, 09:45:59 PM
Why is 'clams so angry all the time? :dunno:
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 09:46:20 PM
is it safe to drink water if accidentally got soap in it?? 

need the answer very soon thx

I'd go for it, d00d.  Soap is clean.  Soapy water = clean water.  Clean water = healthy.  Makes perfect sense.  
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 09:47:52 PM
why did the thai house on mass st close in the middle of the night and then mysteriously open up six months later in that dump of a craphole location on 23rd?

I think it's under new management (Aqib Talib)
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 09:49:37 PM
Honest question: Who are we as people?  :dunno:

We are all but different colors on a giant rainbow.   
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 09:51:20 PM
who would win a fight between a general with one eye vs. two starving to death bald eagles with sharp claws

why doesn't world market sell wine?
they do, dumbass.  in stores that aren't in kansas.

General CattMatt wins in a landslide. 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 03, 2010, 09:52:03 PM
What happens if you hassle the hoff?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 09:52:55 PM
is it possible to kill someone by sneaking a large amount of soap into their drink when they weren't looking. oh and rat poison. and a lot of it too. would this kill someone? hypothetically.

I think that worked in the movie "Heathers."

Maybe that was Drano.  Discuss amongst yourselves. 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: CHONGS on June 03, 2010, 09:57:14 PM
I suspect someone is trying to cast a spell on me.  I am only a level 1 wyzard and don't know how to protect myself yet from the dark arts.  what should I do?  no police.   
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 09:57:45 PM
Why is 'clams so angry all the time? :dunno:

I think all the ice has gone to that bro's head.  

Maybe he should try something lighter.  Maybe "bro's ricing bro's" might be a better fit for him

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Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 10:07:02 PM
What happens if you hassle the hoff?

Every time you hassle the hoff an angel gets pregnant 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 10:10:31 PM
I suspect someone is trying to cast a spell on me.  I am only a level 1 wyzard and don't know how to protect myself yet from the dark arts.  what should I do?  no police.   

Counter with a level-2 soap defense. 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Cire on June 03, 2010, 10:19:48 PM
did anyone ever finish chingon's puzzle and what was the final clue and answer.

TIA.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 03, 2010, 10:29:55 PM
What would you do for a klondike bar?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: jtksu on June 03, 2010, 10:39:28 PM
How many dudes have you blown?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Testy Westy on June 03, 2010, 10:40:57 PM
Who is Mysterion?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: jtksu on June 03, 2010, 10:41:34 PM
Who is Mysterion?

Have you blown Mysterion?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 10:46:10 PM
What would you do for a klondike bar?

I'd run through Mantucky wearing nothing but my Mount Oread

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

64 elitist licks, but only 38 dominant ones


Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 10:52:56 PM
How many dudes have you blown?

None.  You didn't phrase the question right, though.  You probably meant to type d00ds. 

Ask again, kthnxbai. 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 10:54:26 PM
Who is Mysterion?

Have you blown Mysterion?

Is he part of the Decade of d00ds?

If so, then yes. 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: The42Yardstick on June 03, 2010, 11:05:59 PM
Eiffel Tower or Cleveland Steamer?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: The42Yardstick on June 03, 2010, 11:07:32 PM
Salute your Shorts or Pete and Pete?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: The42Yardstick on June 03, 2010, 11:07:55 PM
pissclams or fake pissclams?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 11:09:36 PM
Eiffel Tower or Cleveland Steamer?

ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 11:10:21 PM
pissclams or fake pissclams?

Fake pissclams
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: The42Yardstick on June 03, 2010, 11:12:59 PM
pissclams or fake pissclams?

Fake pissclams

MWC or C-USA? :cry:
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 03, 2010, 11:15:06 PM
pissclams or fake pissclams?

Fake pissclams

MWC or C-USA? :cry:

Sunbelt 4eva
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: michigancat on June 03, 2010, 11:20:31 PM
is this the real billy heisman?  are you still buds w/ "kckcat"
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: waks on June 04, 2010, 01:58:26 AM
What causes wind?
Trees
LOL
what the hell happened to that  chicken nuggets place on iowa?
Sheridan's closed. It will be replaced by a Freddy's Frozen chicken nuggets.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: felix rex on June 04, 2010, 06:59:42 AM
Sheridan's closed? Sumbitch. If World Market quits selling Maltesers, I'll officially have no cultural/gastronomical reason to ever go back to Lawrence.

Also, does World Market still sell Maltesers?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: felix rex on June 04, 2010, 07:01:29 AM
Wait, I just remembered that was the Brit side of Au Marche, not World Market. Also, what was the pizza place at the south end of Mass St? Those dumbasses probably closed that place down, too.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 04, 2010, 07:46:01 AM
Wait, I just remembered that was the Brit side of Au Marche, not World Market. Also, what was the pizza place at the south end of Mass St? Those dumbasses probably closed that place down, too.

papa kenos closed for a bit due to unpaid taxes or something a while back, but they're open again.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 08:24:05 AM
is this the real billy heisman?  are you still buds w/ "kckcat"

I am real.  My thoughts are my own. 

Never heard of kckcat.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: felix rex on June 04, 2010, 09:42:21 AM
Wait, I just remembered that was the Brit side of Au Marche, not World Market. Also, what was the pizza place at the south end of Mass St? Those dumbasses probably closed that place down, too.

papa kenos closed for a bit due to unpaid taxes or something a while back, but they're open again.

Oh man. Feta and spinach pizza at Papa Kenos.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 04, 2010, 09:46:25 AM
Is that new baby of this gal at work whom I porked mine, or her husband's?

Need this answer sometime in the next 18 years or so.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: felix rex on June 04, 2010, 10:36:47 AM
Why do the fattest people at the gym spend the most time sitting on the damn machines? Do they not understand the correlation between "movement" and "exercise"?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: DQ12 on June 04, 2010, 10:42:18 AM
is this the real billy heisman?  are you still buds w/ "kckcat"

What do you know about kckcat?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: waks on June 04, 2010, 12:39:50 PM
Wait, I just remembered that was the Brit side of Au Marche, not World Market. Also, what was the pizza place at the south end of Mass St? Those dumbasses probably closed that place down, too.

papa kenos closed for a bit due to unpaid taxes or something a while back, but they're open again.
The Papa Kenos in Lawrence blows. I've heard that the KC locations are actually decent pizza.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on June 04, 2010, 12:57:01 PM
The Papa Kenos in Lawrence blows. I've heard that the KC locations are actually decent pizza.
No, no it doesn't.  (Or at least it didn't used to.)

My question: Why does my lunch taste funny?  I've had this dish before from my local Indian place, but this time it tastes like crap.  (I'm still eating it.)
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 01:18:15 PM
Is that new baby of this gal at work whom I porked mine, or her husband's?

Need this answer sometime in the next 18 years or so.

I hear that married persons don't make teh secks very much.  Probably yours, brohito. 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 01:24:32 PM
Why do the fattest people at the gym spend the most time sitting on the damn machines? Do they not understand the correlation between "movement" and "exercise"?

This has never upset me, really.  At least they are using the machine, albeit for short periods of time.  Better than the rest of the fatties out there who won't even drag themselves to the gym at all.  I've always had a rule that you can't make fun of a fat chick out jogging or working out.  At least she's trying!
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 01:26:02 PM
is this the real billy heisman?  are you still buds w/ "kckcat"

What do you know about kckcat?


Nothing.  There's a KCKHawk over on teh phogz who we could drag over here if you want. 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 01:31:15 PM
The Papa Kenos in Lawrence blows. I've heard that the KC locations are actually decent pizza.
No, no it doesn't.  (Or at least it didn't used to.)

My question: Why does my lunch taste funny?  I've had this dish before from my local Indian place, but this time it tastes like crap.  (I'm still eating it.)

You like eating crap?  Neener, neener, neener hahahaahahLOLZ. 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: waks on June 04, 2010, 02:55:13 PM
The Papa Kenos in Lawrence blows. I've heard that the KC locations are actually decent pizza.
No, no it doesn't.  (Or at least it didn't used to.)

Assuming you don't actually like eating crap as billyheisman has suggested, then it must have gotten significantly worse since you last had it. It is cheap, yes, but not any good when I've eaten it.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 04, 2010, 03:13:39 PM
Why are there so many ugly girls in Lawrence?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 04, 2010, 03:17:54 PM
The Papa Kenos in Lawrence blows. I've heard that the KC locations are actually decent pizza.
No, no it doesn't.  (Or at least it didn't used to.)

Assuming you don't actually like eating crap as billyheisman has suggested, then it must have gotten significantly worse since you last had it. It is cheap, yes, but not any good when I've eaten it.

papa kenos is not cheap pizza price wise compared to other pizza places.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 03:23:05 PM
Why are there so many ugly girls in Lawrence?

There are ugly chicks everywhere you go.  There are hot chicks everywhere you go.  In my experience at KU I'd say the smoking hot ones far outnumbered the ugly ones.  I spent the majority of my time in places where college chicks were at, so I don't know about the rest of the town.  

Couldn't say the same thing in Manhattan, though.  To each his own I guess.  
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: waks on June 04, 2010, 03:30:13 PM
The Papa Kenos in Lawrence blows. I've heard that the KC locations are actually decent pizza.
No, no it doesn't.  (Or at least it didn't used to.)

Assuming you don't actually like eating crap as billyheisman has suggested, then it must have gotten significantly worse since you last had it. It is cheap, yes, but not any good when I've eaten it.

papa kenos is not cheap pizza price wise compared to other pizza places.
When I've had it, there's been a deal for a soda, big slice of two-topping pizza, and breadsticks for like five or six bucks. Cheap compared to other places I've gone that sell pizza by the slice. But no, it does not compare to Pizza Shuttle, Little Caesars, etc.

Why are there so many ugly girls in Lawrence?
In my experience at KU I'd say the smoking hot ones far outnumbered the ugly ones.
Curious... how many hot girls did you meet in Lawrence that weren't spoiled, daddy's girls and were of reasonable intelligence?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 03:41:18 PM


Why are there so many ugly girls in Lawrence?
In my experience at KU I'd say the smoking hot ones far outnumbered the ugly ones.
Curious... how many hot girls did you meet in Lawrence that weren't spoiled, daddy's girls and were of reasonable intelligence?
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There were a few......

Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: jtksu on June 04, 2010, 03:48:30 PM
When I was in college, I didn't give a damn if a smoking hot chick was a spoiled daddys girl or semi-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  I was trying to get laid, not married.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 04, 2010, 03:53:05 PM
Why are there so many ugly girls in Lawrence?

There are ugly chicks everywhere you go.  There are hot chicks everywhere you go.  In my experience at KU I'd say the smoking hot ones far outnumbered the ugly ones.  I spent the majority of my time in places where college chicks were at, so I don't know about the rest of the town.  

Couldn't say the same thing in Manhattan, though.  To each his own I guess.  

nice try but fail.  Lawrence = dogtown
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on June 04, 2010, 03:53:40 PM
Yeah, I actually seem to seek out pretty, spoiled rich girls.  How are these relationships working out for me, you ask?  Not so well.

 :bang:  <--- Me, not ever learning, like this guy.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 03:59:47 PM

Couldn't say the same thing in Manhattan, though.  To each his own I guess.  
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nice try but fail.  Lawrence = dogtown
[/quote]


LOL.  Have you lived in both areas like I have?  

This has nothing to do with being a KU fan or KSU fan and everything to do with being a fan of women.  The talent level in both towns just isn't comparable in my opinion.  Not trying to knock KSU by any means, but it's just how things are.  No need to get upset, bro.  We're all broseph's here.  


There are lots of hotties in Manhattan, just not as many as in Lawrence. 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 04, 2010, 04:08:09 PM
No.  But lollers for trying.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 04:19:44 PM
No.  But lollers for trying.

You didn't answer my question, kind sir.  Have you lived in both Lawrence and the Manhattan area???
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: waks on June 04, 2010, 04:31:25 PM
When I was in college, I didn't give a damn if a smoking hot chick was a spoiled daddys girl or semi-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  I was trying to get laid, not married.  :facepalm:
Anyone can fool a stupid chick into having sex with them. A smart chick is a real challenge though.

There are lots of hotties in Manhattan, just not as many as in Lawrence.  
LOL, assuming this is true and Limestone is wrong (not likely), that would probably have something to do with Lawrence being nearly twice the size of Manhattan...
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 04, 2010, 04:39:43 PM
No.  But lollers for trying.

You didn't answer my question, kind sir.  Have you lived in both Lawrence and the Manhattan area???

i've lived in both towns for several years. it's the same, but more people would probably give a slight edge to lawrence because the girls wear more make up and on average spend more time and money on hair and clothes. manhattan and lawrence are similar sized colleges located in small kansas towns. to think own has girls that are really any better looking than the other is folley.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: The42Yardstick on June 04, 2010, 04:42:19 PM
Why are there so many ugly girls in Lawrence?

There are ugly chicks everywhere you go.  There are hot chicks everywhere you go.  In my experience at KU I'd say the smoking hot ones far outnumbered the ugly ones.  I spent the majority of my time in places where college chicks were at, so I don't know about the rest of the town.  

Couldn't say the same thing in Manhattan, though.  To each his own I guess.  

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Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: AppleJack on June 04, 2010, 04:42:39 PM
Do snitches really get stitches?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 04:44:12 PM
There are lots of hotties in Manhattan, just not as many as in Lawrence.  
LOL, assuming this is true and Limestone is wrong (not likely), that would probably have something to do with Lawrence being nearly twice the size of Manhattan...
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Why do KSU posters get offended whenever this topic is brought up?  There's really nothing to get offended about.  If I went to school at, say, Butler County Community College and the chicks roaming the campus were lacking in overrall talent I wouldn't get upset when people tell me the same.  It's just the way things are, that's all.  Doesn't mean you can't screw tons of hot chicks if you are in Manhattan (or Butler County for that matter).  There are plenty of hotties for everyone man enough to pick them up.  

Same with KU vs. Ole Miss for example.  I've heard those in the know (people who've lived in both towns) who say that Ole Miss has tons more talent and better ratio of talent compared to that at KU.  I'm not offended.  I just want to take a trip to Ole Miss, as it sounds like the scenery is quite nice.  

Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: waks on June 04, 2010, 04:56:36 PM
Why do KSU posters get offended whenever this topic is brought up?  There's really nothing to get offended about.  If I went to school at, say, Butler County Community College and the chicks roaming the campus were lacking in overrall talent I wouldn't get upset when people tell me the same.  It's just the way things are, that's all.  Doesn't mean you can't screw tons of hot chicks if you are in Manhattan (or Butler County for that matter).  There are plenty of hotties for everyone man enough to pick them up.  

Same with KU vs. Ole Miss for example.  I've heard those in the know (people who've lived in both towns) who say that Ole Miss has tons more talent and better ratio of talent compared to that at KU.  I'm not offended.  I just want to take a trip to Ole Miss, as it sounds like the scenery is quite nice.  

Don't know where you got the idea that I was offended, bro. I just thought it was hilarious that you hadn't factored in that huge variable. Having nearly 25,000 more females in your selection pool will naturally mean you have more attractive ones too.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Cire on June 04, 2010, 04:58:59 PM
someone take the shovel from Billyheisman.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 05:58:27 PM
Why do KSU posters get offended whenever this topic is brought up?  There's really nothing to get offended about.  If I went to school at, say, Butler County Community College and the chicks roaming the campus were lacking in overrall talent I wouldn't get upset when people tell me the same.  It's just the way things are, that's all.  Doesn't mean you can't screw tons of hot chicks if you are in Manhattan (or Butler County for that matter).  There are plenty of hotties for everyone man enough to pick them up.  

Same with KU vs. Ole Miss for example.  I've heard those in the know (people who've lived in both towns) who say that Ole Miss has tons more talent and better ratio of talent compared to that at KU.  I'm not offended.  I just want to take a trip to Ole Miss, as it sounds like the scenery is quite nice.  

Don't know where you got the idea that I was offended, bro. I just thought it was hilarious that you hadn't factored in that huge variable. Having nearly 25,000 more females in your selection pool will naturally mean you have more attractive ones too.

I also mean ratio of hot:ugly.  It's in favor of Lawrence in my opinion. 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 05:59:58 PM
someone take the shovel from Billyheisman.

Why do you say that? 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 04, 2010, 06:11:00 PM
Why are you so bad at using the quote function?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Cire on June 04, 2010, 06:36:50 PM
this thread should be renamed to ask a jayhawk anything or he'll ask people random stuff.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 06:48:00 PM
Why are you so bad at using the quote function?

Because I'm new around here.  Give me a break!!!
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Pexikan on June 04, 2010, 07:08:09 PM
Do maggots get drunk when they bury alcoholics?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 07:12:13 PM
Do maggots get drunk when they bury alcoholics?

They probably get drunk on irony.   
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: The42Yardstick on June 04, 2010, 08:09:40 PM
why are you banned from phog.net and I'm not?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Cire on June 04, 2010, 08:11:39 PM
 :surprised:
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 08:32:31 PM
why are you banned from phog.net and I'm not?

I think I might hold the record for number of times banned, then reinstated on the phog.  I started posting there back in 2003 and I believe I've been banned around 11 times now.  After the first couple of bannings Tom's had a quick trigger with me.  The last time I was banned, which I believe is now for good as he canceled my premium account, was during the EDF battles awhile back.  I posted about taking a dump and naming it TomLight.  Banned instantly after that. 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Cire on June 04, 2010, 08:41:39 PM
can you get EDF to post here?
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 04, 2010, 08:46:56 PM
can you get EDF to post here?

I can try............

PM sent. 

Might help if 42 also sends him one. 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Kat Kid on June 04, 2010, 09:17:43 PM
EDF wouldn't like it here.  He enjoys running circles around tards and his clever jabs would just get shrugged off here.  Plus we'd post his picture a lot.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: Cire on June 04, 2010, 09:26:58 PM
EDF wouldn't like it here.  He enjoys running circles around tards and his clever jabs would just get shrugged off here.  Plus we'd post his picture a lot.

lol
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: jtksu on June 04, 2010, 09:27:26 PM
It's true that smart hot chicks present a greater challenge than dumb hot chick but, at last call, I'm not looking to stay up discussing world politics.  I'm looking for the hot chick that will let me PIITB. 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: The42Yardstick on June 04, 2010, 11:11:50 PM
why are you banned from phog.net and I'm not?

I think I might hold the record for number of times banned, then reinstated on the phog.  I started posting there back in 2003 and I believe I've been banned around 11 times now.  After the first couple of bannings Tom's had a quick trigger with me.  The last time I was banned, which I believe is now for good as he canceled my premium account, was during the EDF battles awhile back.  I posted about taking a dump and naming it TomLight.  Banned instantly after that. 

LOL I remember that post

I dunno about me pm'ing EDF helping anything. Pretty sure he's not too enamored with me after that whole scuffle with him/board ownership a while back.
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: billyheisman on June 05, 2010, 12:42:19 AM
why are you banned from phog.net and I'm not?

I think I might hold the record for number of times banned, then reinstated on the phog.  I started posting there back in 2003 and I believe I've been banned around 11 times now.  After the first couple of bannings Tom's had a quick trigger with me.  The last time I was banned, which I believe is now for good as he canceled my premium account, was during the EDF battles awhile back.  I posted about taking a dump and naming it TomLight.  Banned instantly after that. 

LOL I remember that post

I dunno about me pm'ing EDF helping anything. Pretty sure he's not too enamored with me after that whole scuffle with him/board ownership a while back.

Do it, Rockapella. 

PM pls. 
Title: Re: Ask a Jayhawk fan anything
Post by: waks on June 05, 2010, 01:10:57 AM
It's true that smart hot chicks present a greater challenge than dumb hot chick but, at last call, I'm not looking to stay up discussing world politics.  I'm looking for the hot chick that will let me PIITB. 
Well, guilty. Absolutely  :love: :love: being one of the cool kids outside smoking cigarettes, discussing politics at a party.