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Title: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: gatoveintisiete on May 19, 2017, 10:15:07 AM
Or she's gonna be 46/1st and I don't think you folks can deal.  :Woot:
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 19, 2017, 10:20:29 AM
I can't imagine, I would lose my mind with excitement
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: cfbandyman on May 19, 2017, 10:25:34 AM
her ability to stay on point and message while her dad talks about how he wishes he could eff her is practically superhuman
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 19, 2017, 10:27:15 AM
Who wouldn't wanna eff her? I mean amirite or amirite? :D ;)
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 19, 2017, 10:37:33 AM
Who wouldn't wanna eff her? I mean amirite or amirite? :D ;)

too old for the Nuge
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: Brock Landers on May 19, 2017, 10:51:11 AM
Donald probably shouldn't be in that category tho.
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: mocat on May 19, 2017, 11:09:36 AM
we would go from embarrassing laughingstock to #1 in the world in everything
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: mocat on May 19, 2017, 11:10:15 AM
and i have no idea what her stance is on any policy because she has never made any of that public
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: star seed 7 on May 19, 2017, 11:21:39 AM
27 is trying to hard to be edgy lately
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: sonofdaxjones on May 19, 2017, 11:25:17 AM
Like for real, numerous diplomats are saying that they desperately want to meet with her.

Wealthy Chinese professional women think she's an absolute rock star.

She's much smarter than her dad.
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: mocat on May 19, 2017, 11:27:22 AM
i don't know if she is or isn't smarter than her dad but i do know she is not a complete bumblefuck lunatic
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: star seed 7 on May 19, 2017, 11:28:12 AM
It's not a very high bar to clear
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 19, 2017, 11:39:36 AM
It would be fun watching the republicans turn on her when they realize she is a democrat.
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: sonofdaxjones on May 19, 2017, 11:43:15 AM
It would be fun watching the republicans turn on her when they realize she is a democrat.

Realize?
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: cfbandyman on May 19, 2017, 11:47:32 AM
27 is trying to hard to be edgy lately

he really is
Like for real, numerous diplomats are saying that they desperately want to meet with her.

Wealthy Chinese professional women think she's an absolute rock star.

She's much smarter than her dad.

Except for super stud Mr. PM Steal yo girl Trudeau, she is desperate to meet him  ;) but he gets that a lot so, eh?
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: star seed 7 on May 19, 2017, 11:53:09 AM
It would be fun watching the republicans turn on her when they realize she is a democrat.

Realize?


verb
1.
become fully aware of (something) as a fact; understand clearly.
"he realized his mistake at once"
synonyms:   register, perceive, discern, be/become aware of (the fact that), be/become conscious of (the fact that), notice
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: SkinnyBenny on May 19, 2017, 12:36:32 PM
:lol: can you imagine how emasculated Donald Jr. and Eric would feel if Lil Sis became Prez? They'd cut the tails off of like ten lions a day to make themselves feel better. Would be increds.
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 19, 2017, 04:00:42 PM
I think Ivanka is p weird name
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: star seed 7 on May 19, 2017, 04:03:43 PM
I think Ivanka is p weird name

Gonna need to see the birth certificate
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 19, 2017, 04:05:47 PM
What if she ran with Chelsea Clinton as VP
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: SdK on May 19, 2017, 04:09:08 PM
What if she ran with Chelsea Clinton as VP
I'm already in. Add Michelle as Secretary of State. And a Bush daughter somewhere.
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: cfbandyman on May 19, 2017, 04:09:40 PM
What if she ran with Chelsea Clinton as VP

Let's heal the divide in America.
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 19, 2017, 04:13:57 PM
Bush daughters can be Ivanka's nanny
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: star seed 7 on May 19, 2017, 04:25:31 PM
Just because they speak Spanish? Racist bro :nono:
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: mocat on May 19, 2017, 04:35:37 PM
I don't think ivanka wants a bush anywhere near her
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: wetwillie on May 19, 2017, 08:21:56 PM
I don't think ivanka wants a bush anywhere near her

You have 'it'
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: renocat on May 19, 2017, 10:23:35 PM
I don't think ivanka wants a bush anywhere near her
She likely has a razor for the bush problem.  She is smart and would make a good president.   1st woman  stuff is crap.  Either you is good or ain't.   What would Ofart Trump do if he found out daughter is leaker?  He might  go to  Colorado.
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: SdK on May 19, 2017, 10:50:35 PM
I'm sure she's had laser removal. I assume everyone with means goes that route.
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: MakeItRain on May 19, 2017, 11:12:33 PM
Barbara P. Bush is my boo
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: star seed 7 on May 20, 2017, 09:35:32 AM
Barbara P. Bush is my boo

Yes!
Title: Re: Better start tearing down Ivanka now
Post by: sonofdaxjones on May 20, 2017, 03:48:49 PM
It would be fun watching the republicans turn on her when they realize she is a democrat.

Realize?


verb
1.
become fully aware of (something) as a fact; understand clearly.
"he realized his mistake at once"
synonyms:   register, perceive, discern, be/become aware of (the fact that), be/become conscious of (the fact that), notice

You're at least 2 laps down on this.

Take a break for a few days