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Title: crossfit
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 15, 2016, 11:36:35 AM
I mean total dorks, right?
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 15, 2016, 11:41:37 AM
confirmed
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 15, 2016, 11:42:39 AM
hey watch me flip this tire bro!

uh, ok?  :confused:
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 15, 2016, 11:43:23 AM
wanna count how many airhump pull-ups i can do until i rip my shoulders out of their sockets?
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: star seed 7 on June 15, 2016, 11:46:34 AM
 :Chirp:
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Shooter Jones on June 15, 2016, 11:49:20 AM
First rule of crossfit is, you always talk/post about crossfit. amirite?
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 15, 2016, 11:51:17 AM
agreed, big nerds
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 15, 2016, 11:55:21 AM
isn't it all just like a big warehouse or something with tires and chinup bars? I don't get it. kind of maybe seems like an excuse for a bunch of roided up pervs to put on short shorts and lift heavy things around other roided up short short wearing pervs. do people pay money to go or do they all just find each other in a chatroom and then track down an abandoned warehouse and squat on it?
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 15, 2016, 11:56:56 AM
money, they pay lots of money to a fat alcoholic who "invented" it.
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: star seed 7 on June 15, 2016, 12:11:03 PM
Crossfit is gopo  :Wha:
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 15, 2016, 12:16:24 PM
I'm happy it makes them feel better about themselves tho.  :dunno: Good for them.
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 15, 2016, 12:20:45 PM
I'm happy it makes them feel better about themselves tho.  :dunno: Good for them.

yeah. It seems to be a pretty victimless crime. just a bunch of horned up 35 years olds itching to get together and throw some car tires around from what I make of it.
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 15, 2016, 12:21:43 PM
Can confirm a girl I always though was cute, but a little chubby in college, looks amazing now. However, I hate hearing her talk about it. Sounds coltish.
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: michigancat on June 15, 2016, 12:23:02 PM
No one has ever talked to me about crossfit.
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 15, 2016, 12:24:21 PM
Can confirm a girl I always though was cute, but a little chubby in college, looks amazing now. However, I hate hearing her talk about it. Sounds coltish.

 :D
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: star seed 7 on June 15, 2016, 12:25:06 PM
There was a bartender at the failed aggiestation complex that was really into it. She's freaking jacked, totally jelz
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 15, 2016, 12:25:47 PM
There was a bartender at the failed aggiestation complex that was really into it. She's freaking jacked, totally jelz

which one was that?
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 15, 2016, 12:26:17 PM
"hey bro. me and Matt Stephenson's exwife are going to go to a dungeon room with a bunch of black walls and lift heavy objects for an hour. want to pay thirty bucks and come do it with us?"

"huh?"

"did I mention the rope? there is also a rope we can climb."

"uh, what?"
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 15, 2016, 12:26:34 PM
Can confirm a girl I always though was cute, but a little chubby in college, looks amazing now. However, I hate hearing her talk about it. Sounds coltish.

 :D
Dang it.  :D
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: star seed 7 on June 15, 2016, 12:27:41 PM
I don't remember the name, but she was mainly at kathouse but filled in at station some.
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: star seed 7 on June 15, 2016, 12:29:22 PM
Sometimes I saw groups of people running around city park with bench press weights over their heads, I think that is crossfit too
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 15, 2016, 12:29:46 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkocosports.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2FCROSSFIT.jpg&hash=a01d3d46c71acfa1d76e0dcd366dd9d6c4219ea4)

^^ dude you should totally take health and wellness advice from
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Winters on June 15, 2016, 12:30:24 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkocosports.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2FCROSSFIT.jpg&hash=a01d3d46c71acfa1d76e0dcd366dd9d6c4219ea4)

^^ dude you should totally take health and wellness advice from
I'll stick to my DDPYoga
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on June 15, 2016, 12:41:48 PM
The amount of injuries in crossfit is pretty impressive.  It's like form is actually important when you exercise and stuff.
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 15, 2016, 12:54:47 PM
I would be on board with this thread if it didn't come from such a salty place.  Get well rd.
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: The Big Train on June 15, 2016, 12:57:58 PM
No one has ever talked to me about crossfit.

Say this in a public place and it will happen
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: DQ12 on June 15, 2016, 01:05:50 PM
one of my exes (who lives in texas!) got way into crossfit and now she's a beast
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: michigancat on June 15, 2016, 01:24:04 PM
No one has ever talked to me about crossfit.

Say this in a public place and it will happen
Why would I do that?

I will say though, that I am pickup basketball guy. I like to ask people about games and their funny stories and probably talk all day about playing pickup.
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 15, 2016, 01:26:32 PM
I think I've been doing it for 4 or 5 years  :D but def. agree with most of what is being said.. The crazy about it crossfit people use to drive me crazy but then I figured if they're going to be passionate and obsessed about something it might as well be exercise.
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 15, 2016, 03:32:32 PM
I think I've been doing it for 4 or 5 years  :D but def. agree with most of what is being said.. The crazy about it crossfit people use to drive me crazy but then I figured if they're going to be passionate and obsessed about something it might as well be exercise.

is it just lifting heavy weird crap or is there more to it? like, can I just crossfit in my living room by picking up my couches and then go outside and climb up my gutters?
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 15, 2016, 03:34:04 PM
They have like a crossfit games that's on espn at times.
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 15, 2016, 03:36:47 PM
I think I've been doing it for 4 or 5 years  :D but def. agree with most of what is being said.. The crazy about it crossfit people use to drive me crazy but then I figured if they're going to be passionate and obsessed about something it might as well be exercise.

is it just lifting heavy weird crap or is there more to it? like, can I just crossfit in my living room by picking up my couches and then go outside and climb up my gutters?

No, but it's because you're out of shape.
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: CNS on June 15, 2016, 03:39:19 PM
I think I've been doing it for 4 or 5 years  :D but def. agree with most of what is being said.. The crazy about it crossfit people use to drive me crazy but then I figured if they're going to be passionate and obsessed about something it might as well be exercise.

is it just lifting heavy weird crap or is there more to it? like, can I just crossfit in my living room by picking up my couches and then go outside and climb up my gutters?

Lift your couch 12 reps, climb the gutters 1 rep, 20 push ups.  Do as many times through as you can in 20 min.  Post your reps on twitter.  WOD name is going to be Rhonda, or something.
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 15, 2016, 03:44:35 PM
I think I've been doing it for 4 or 5 years  :D but def. agree with most of what is being said.. The crazy about it crossfit people use to drive me crazy but then I figured if they're going to be passionate and obsessed about something it might as well be exercise.

is it just lifting heavy weird crap or is there more to it? like, can I just crossfit in my living room by picking up my couches and then go outside and climb up my gutters?

Lift your couch 12 reps, climb the gutters 1 rep, 20 push ups.  Do as many times through as you can in 20 min.  Post your reps on twitter.  WOD name is going to be Rhonda, or something.
yeah that's the jest.. suppose to be constantly varied movements at high intensity. So numerous things could fall under that spectrum
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 15, 2016, 04:00:43 PM
do I have to paint my walls a dark color and spray graffiti on them? my wife would NOT be ok w/ that.
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 15, 2016, 04:04:32 PM
Pre-Workout Mobility:
 Deep Couch Stretch
 Banded Hip Cap/Pigeon Stretch
 Banded Ankle Stretch

Every 2 Minutes for 16 Minutes:
 Back Squat
 *Set 1 – 5 reps @ 60% of 1RM
 *Set 2 – 4 reps @ 70%
 *Set 3 – 3 reps @ 75%
 *Set 4 – 2 reps @ 80%
 *Set 5 – 1 reps @ 85%
 *Set 6 – 3 reps @ 85%
 *Sets 7-8 – 3 reps @ 85%+
 and then…
Every 3 minutes, for 9 minutes (3 sets) of:
 Back Squat x 6 reps @ 85% of today’s heaviest triple

3 Rounds for time of:
 21 Wall Balls (20/14#) (10/9?)
 15 Overhead Squats (115/75#)
 9 Power Snatches (115/75#)

this was the last workout I did.
Walls at our gym are gray with a purple line all the way across to mark the 10ft wall ball line
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: The Big Train on June 15, 2016, 04:06:36 PM
Tell us more, I know you want to
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 15, 2016, 04:07:36 PM
well so now I feel required to ask what in the world a 10 ft wall ball line is
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: CNS on June 15, 2016, 04:08:12 PM
do I have to paint my walls a dark color and spray graffiti on them? my wife would NOT be ok w/ that.

Your wife is going to get so caught up in how many reps she can do that you will probably come home one day and she will have already painted them.
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: CNS on June 15, 2016, 04:09:33 PM
My only problem with Crossfit is the amount of google time it takes to find out what the hell half the exercises actually are. 
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 15, 2016, 04:21:04 PM
My only problem with Crossfit is the amount of google time it takes to find out what the hell half the exercises actually are.
come on that can't be your only problem
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Shooter Jones on June 15, 2016, 04:23:54 PM
My only problem with Crossfit is the amount of google time it takes to find out what the hell half the exercises actually are.
come on that can't be your only problem

I think I did some power snatches last weekend.. googling now to confirm
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: Shooter Jones on June 15, 2016, 04:25:33 PM
NOPE
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on June 15, 2016, 04:26:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnjYyfkcaNI
Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: CNS on June 16, 2016, 12:50:07 PM
My only problem with Crossfit is the amount of google time it takes to find out what the hell half the exercises actually are.
come on that can't be your only problem

Yeah, that and I can't do several of them. 

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Title: Re: crossfit
Post by: CNS on June 16, 2016, 12:50:28 PM
NOPE

See!

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