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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: EllToPay on May 04, 2010, 11:11:07 PM
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Any advice? :dunno:
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Marriages are all very different. Any advice that applies to business relationships, friendships, and familial relations applies to marriage.
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Don't stress about the wedding. You won't remember it because you'll be too nervous.
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August. :runaway:
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Don't stress about the wedding. You won't remember it because you'll be too nervous.
Nervous?
Don't stress about the wedding because they aren't worth stressing about. Spend as little as possible and make it as short as possible.
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Don't stress about the wedding. You won't remember it because you'll be too nervous.
Nervous?
Don't stress about the wedding because they aren't worth stressing about. Spend as little as possible and make it as short as possible.
Definitely. I knew I was going to fart or something. Or pass out. But yeah, good advice is if it's not too late, elope. Then have a big party when you get back. Spend your money on the important things.
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dont sweat the small stuff, but sometimes the stuff that you think is small is big to them, so gotta know how to play the game. good luck
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PIITB
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Are you suggesting he do this before or after the wedding?
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Are you suggesting he do this before or after the wedding?
Yes.
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People under 32 that fixate on a wedding are weird. Which is longer: the wedding or the marriage? (realize the inverse relationship between age and years left to live, thus the old people exception. The Grandfather Clause.) Which would you rather spend money on: overpriced snacks and booze or a vacation to hawaii?
make love to your wife in hawaii, not limbocker in his office after signing up for silver and linens.
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Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did).
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why get married?
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why get married?
religious or tax reasons :dunno:
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Don't stress about the wedding. You won't remember it because you'll be too nervous.
Nervous?
Don't stress about the wedding because they aren't worth stressing about. Spend as little as possible and make it as short as possible.
This. Also, if you have friends coming in town, don't go out the night before the wedding and get wasted and come back to the house and hold amateur mma fights in the living room until 4 in the morning while the wife-to-be is trying to sleep in the next room. The wife-to-be will definitely not appreciate this.
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why get married?
religious or tax reasons :dunno:
seem like pretty bad reasons
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why get married?
religious or tax reasons :dunno:
seem like pretty bad reasons
I guess it depends how religious or into money you are
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Don't get married
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VEGAS!!
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Don't get married
I agree.....try living together first.
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why get married?
religious or tax reasons :dunno:
seem like pretty bad reasons
I guess it depends how religious or into money you are
not many people i know save money by getting married
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Don't stress about the wedding. You won't remember it because you'll be too nervous.
Nervous?
Don't stress about the wedding because they aren't worth stressing about. Spend as little as possible and make it as short as possible.
This. Also, if you have friends coming in town, don't go out the night before the wedding and get wasted and come back to the house and hold amateur mma fights in the living room until 4 in the morning while the wife-to-be is trying to sleep in the next room. The wife-to-be will definitely not appreciate this.
Noted. Good call.
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Don't stress about the wedding. You won't remember it because you'll be too nervous.
Nervous?
Don't stress about the wedding because they aren't worth stressing about. Spend as little as possible and make it as short as possible.
This. Also, if you have friends coming in town, don't go out the night before the wedding and get wasted and come back to the house and hold amateur mma fights in the living room until 4 in the morning while the wife-to-be is trying to sleep in the next room. The wife-to-be will definitely not appreciate this.
who gives a crap if she appreciates it or not, you're the one doing her the favor by getting married. do what you want, when you want to. if she doesn't like it she can always get divorced from you and rehit the singles market with the baggage that comes along with getting divorced. this is something that she is absolutely terrified of and will do anything to avoid.
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Bend your knees when you're up there or you'll pass out.
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Don't stress about the wedding. You won't remember it because you'll be too nervous.
Nervous?
Don't stress about the wedding because they aren't worth stressing about. Spend as little as possible and make it as short as possible.
This. Also, if you have friends coming in town, don't go out the night before the wedding and get wasted and come back to the house and hold amateur mma fights in the living room until 4 in the morning while the wife-to-be is trying to sleep in the next room. The wife-to-be will definitely not appreciate this.
who gives a crap if she appreciates it or not, you're the one doing her the favor by getting married. do what you want, when you want to. if she doesn't like it she can always get divorced from you and rehit the singles market with the baggage that comes along with getting divorced. this is something that she is absolutely terrified of and will do anything to avoid.
Great point. Very accurate.
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People under 32 that fixate on a wedding are weird. Which is longer: the wedding or the marriage? (realize the inverse relationship between age and years left to live, thus the old people exception. The Grandfather Clause.) Which would you rather spend money on: overpriced snacks and booze or a vacation to hawaii?
make love to your wife in hawaii, not limbocker in his office after signing up for silver and linens.
doing this after wedding. :users:
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Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did).
have not done this. :ohno:
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Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did).
have not done this. :ohno:
I hadn't either. May make the first month or so more difficult, but no significantly. It's just funny how things like folding shirts become an issue since you both may have done it differently all your life. I really enjoyed not living together until after the wedding.
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Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did).
have not done this. :ohno:
I hadn't either. May make the first month or so more difficult, but no significantly. It's just funny how things like folding shirts become an issue since you both may have done it differently all your life. I really enjoyed not living together until after the wedding.
meh, she's over all the time, does the cooking and laundry already. so, at least we've got that down... :pbj:
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Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did).
have not done this. :ohno:
You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.
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Avoid fights. They're hardly ever worth it. Anytime you start to make a stand on something, ask yourself: "Is this the hill I want to die on?"
Also, most of the time, you can just avoid arguing by letting her say/complain about whatever she wants (pretend to listen a little though), then continue doing whatever the hell you wanted to do.
At this point in your life, neither one of you's going to change much, so the confrontation is pretty pointless on most issues. She's gonna spend too much money and get on your nerves by constantly telling you to do stuff. Know that going in and don't get pissed about it.
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Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did).
have not done this. :ohno:
You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.
and hopefully it happens with another girl, and into a cup. <---- (this post is for ksuno1stunner)
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Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did).
have not done this. :ohno:
You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.
Nope, she doesn't do that. :pbj:
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Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did).
have not done this. :ohno:
You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.
Who allows this to happen...ever? JFC people. Put your foot down on this kind of thing.
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Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did).
have not done this. :ohno:
You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.
Who allows this to happen...ever? JFC people. Put your foot down on this kind of thing.
the good part about when she does crap is that she won't have to wash her hands afterwards, since it's not really that gross. brushing your teeth is worse than shitting.
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Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did).
have not done this. :ohno:
You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.
Who allows this to happen...ever? JFC people. Put your foot down on this kind of thing.
the good part about when she does crap is that she won't have to wash her hands afterwards, since it's not really that gross. brushing your teeth is worse than shitting.
simple science-always wash after #2. never wash after #1. anything else just does not make sense.
also, etp-make sure that the wedding and reception are fun for your friends and family. it's for them and not for you regardless of what you and your soon to be wife might think. serve food that they will like and allow them to drink a lot of booze. also make sure that the DJamer or whatever plays paradise city towards the end. it's a crowd pleaser.
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Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did).
have not done this. :ohno:
You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.
Who allows this to happen...ever? JFC people. Put your foot down on this kind of thing.
the good part about when she does crap is that she won't have to wash her hands afterwards, since it's not really that gross. brushing your teeth is worse than shitting.
simple science-always wash after #2. never wash after #1. anything else just does not make sense.
also, etp-make sure that the wedding and reception are fun for your friends and family. it's for them and not for you regardless of what you and your soon to be wife might think. serve food that they will like and allow them to drink a lot of booze. also make sure that the DJamer or whatever plays paradise city towards the end. it's a crowd pleaser.
simplier science- i don't want to shake hands with some guy after a day of taint pushes. or touch anything that the taint pushing disgusting downgrade has been touching.
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Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did).
have not done this. :ohno:
You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.
Who allows this to happen...ever? JFC people. Put your foot down on this kind of thing.
the good part about when she does crap is that she won't have to wash her hands afterwards, since it's not really that gross. brushing your teeth is worse than shitting.
simple science-always wash after #2. never wash after #1. anything else just does not make sense.
also, etp-make sure that the wedding and reception are fun for your friends and family. it's for them and not for you regardless of what you and your soon to be wife might think. serve food that they will like and allow them to drink a lot of booze. also make sure that the DJamer or whatever plays paradise city towards the end. it's a crowd pleaser.
simplier science- i don't want to shake hands with some guy after a day of taint pushes. or touch anything that the taint pushing disgusting downgrade has been touching.
yes. if your going to do that then please wash. if just peeing like a normal adult male then don't bother.
also, etp- if you play "it takes two" by rob base and DJamer easy rock (which you should), it needs to immediately be follow up with "joy and pain". hth.
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Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did).
have not done this. :ohno:
You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.
Who allows this to happen...ever? JFC people. Put your foot down on this kind of thing.
the good part about when she does crap is that she won't have to wash her hands afterwards, since it's not really that gross. brushing your teeth is worse than shitting.
simple science-always wash after #2. never wash after #1. anything else just does not make sense.
also, etp-make sure that the wedding and reception are fun for your friends and family. it's for them and not for you regardless of what you and your soon to be wife might think. serve food that they will like and allow them to drink a lot of booze. also make sure that the DJamer or whatever plays paradise city towards the end. it's a crowd pleaser.
simplier science- i don't want to shake hands with some guy after a day of taint pushes. or touch anything that the taint pushing disgusting downgrade has been touching.
yes. if your going to do that then please wash. if just peeing like a normal adult male then don't bother.
also, etp- if you play "it takes two" by rob base and DJamer easy rock (which you should), it needs to immediately be follow up with "joy and pain". hth.
taint is the same asn male genitals&balls. you touch male genitals&balls with every #1. i don't want to shake hands after you've been shaking male genitals&balls. gmafb.
also, etp- remember to play whoop, there it is. when you're dancing and they say whoop, there it is, point to your male genitals&balls.
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also, etp- remember to play whoop, there it is. when you're dancing and they say whoop, there it is, point to your male genitals&balls.
lol
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taint is the same asn male genitals&balls. you touch male genitals&balls with every #1. i don't want to shake hands after you've been shaking male genitals&balls. gmafb.
also, etp- remember to play whoop, there it is. when you're dancing and they say whoop, there it is, point to your male genitals&balls.
I nver touch my cocknballs with a #1. Never. If I were, I would wash my hands before the #1.
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taint is the same asn male genitals&balls. you touch male genitals&balls with every #1. i don't want to shake hands after you've been shaking male genitals&balls. gmafb.
also, etp- remember to play whoop, there it is. when you're dancing and they say whoop, there it is, point to your male genitals&balls.
I nver touch my cocknballs with a #1. Never. If I were, I would wash my hands before the #1.
:confused: How do you get it out of your pant leg without touching it???
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taint is the same asn male genitals&balls. you touch male genitals&balls with every #1. i don't want to shake hands after you've been shaking male genitals&balls. gmafb.
also, etp- remember to play whoop, there it is. when you're dancing and they say whoop, there it is, point to your male genitals&balls.
I nver touch my cocknballs with a #1. Never. If I were, I would wash my hands before the #1.
Mods?? wrong thread!!!! MODS???
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getting married and being married are awesome. congrats :cheers:
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Getting married is so gay and you should be shot for doing it. I'm married and I wish someone would have shot me. But now that you are at the point of no return here is the secret to marriage if she ain't happy aint nobody happy (pardon the grammer but this is a quote).
Also I don't suggest playing the song "make and ugly women your wife" While this is wise advice the woman will not think too highly of it.
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My wife lets me do WTF I want. :dunno:
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My wife lets me do WTF I want. :dunno:
Yeah, I love being married :dunno:
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My wife lets me do WTF I want. :dunno:
Yeah, I love being married :dunno:
Mine used to but now she is on a you don't pay enough attention to me kick. :runaway:
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VEGAS!!
this. I got married I Vegas best decision ever. No stress at all cept @ the bjack table.
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Maybe you should pay her more attention? :dunno:
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Maybe you should pay her more attention? :dunno:
ya, listening to a chick bitch about her friends, her life, and everything else in the world is the best. right up there with riding ponies and banging midgets under waterfalls.
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I agree with the being married is great crowd.
And the secret to avoiding the "you don't pay enough attention to me kick" is to pay some attention. A good wife (mine is the best) will realize some guy time is good for you, but that doesn't give you a right to be a selfish prick. And remember marriage isn't about the crap in movies, sometimes it is work. But in the end if you and your wife can meet in the middle on most things those times are infrequent and it will make for a good life for both of you.
JMHO.
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You should get a prenup and start saving money for the divorce accordingly, in an account she doesn't know about. It's best to be prepared for these things so that you don't end up in some trailer. ;)
Congratulations, by the way.
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taint is the same asn male genitals&balls. you touch male genitals&balls with every #1. i don't want to shake hands after you've been shaking male genitals&balls. gmafb.
also, etp- remember to play whoop, there it is. when you're dancing and they say whoop, there it is, point to your male genitals&balls.
I nver touch my cocknballs with a #1. Never. If I were, I would wash my hands before the #1.
:confused: How do you get it out of your pant leg without touching it???
It is very doable. As long as you aren't going commando. And even then it is still possible, but also can be dangerous if a zipper is involved.
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I agree with the being married is great crowd.
And the secret to avoiding the "you don't pay enough attention to me kick" is to pay some attention. A good wife (mine is the best) will realize some guy time is good for you, but that doesn't give you a right to be a selfish prick. And remember marriage isn't about the crap in movies, sometimes it is work. But in the end if you and your wife can meet in the middle on most things those times are infrequent and it will make for a good life for both of you.
JMHO.
+1
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taint is the same asn male genitals&balls. you touch male genitals&balls with every #1. i don't want to shake hands after you've been shaking male genitals&balls. gmafb.
also, etp- remember to play whoop, there it is. when you're dancing and they say whoop, there it is, point to your male genitals&balls.
I nver touch my cocknballs with a #1. Never. If I were, I would wash my hands before the #1.
:confused: How do you get it out of your pant leg without touching it???
It is very doable. As long as you aren't going commando. And even then it is still possible, but also can be dangerous if a zipper is involved.
wow. jw and i are pee dopplegangers. :surprised:
also, etp-you should get a bunch of disposable cameras and put them on the tables at the reception. that way your friends can all take pictures of their penises and stuff.
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I agree with the being married is great crowd.
And the secret to avoiding the "you don't pay enough attention to me kick" is to pay some attention. A good wife (mine is the best) will realize some guy time is good for you, but that doesn't give you a right to be a selfish prick. And remember marriage isn't about the crap in movies, sometimes it is work. But in the end if you and your wife can meet in the middle on most things those times are infrequent and it will make for a good life for both of you.
JMHO.
You are giving all woman kind too much credit. While your wife sounds wonderful with this meet in the middle BS. Mine does not know where the middle is located. I gave up golf, watching some KSU games I almost had to miss the Butler game, and in hind site would not have been that bad, because she had to have a birth day that same day. Then I get labeled as the jerk because I say I would like to watch the game (and I did at the pump house, thanks trim!). All in all my wife isn't that bad but it's not all roses and movie romance that she thought it would be.
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I agree with the being married is great crowd.
And the secret to avoiding the "you don't pay enough attention to me kick" is to pay some attention. A good wife (mine is the best) will realize some guy time is good for you, but that doesn't give you a right to be a selfish prick. And remember marriage isn't about the crap in movies, sometimes it is work. But in the end if you and your wife can meet in the middle on most things those times are infrequent and it will make for a good life for both of you.
JMHO.
You are giving all woman kind too much credit. While your wife sounds wonderful with this meet in the middle BS. Mine does not know where the middle is located. I gave up golf, watching some KSU games I almost had to miss the Butler game, and in hind site would not have been that bad, because she had to have a birth day that same day. Then I get labeled as the jerk because I say I would like to watch the game (and I did at the pump house, thanks trim!). All in all my wife isn't that bad but it's not all roses and movie romance that she thought it would be.
hint: divorce
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You are giving all woman kind too much credit. While your wife sounds wonderful with this meet in the middle BS. Mine does not know where the middle is located. I gave up golf, watching some KSU games I almost had to miss the Butler game, and in hind site would not have been that bad, because she had to have a birth day that same day. Then I get labeled as the jerk because I say I would like to watch the game (and I did at the pump house, thanks trim!). All in all my wife isn't that bad but it's not all roses and movie romance that she thought it would be.
I assume you got the work/internet/goEMAW issue resolved?
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I've been hitched over a year...
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I agree with the being married is great crowd.
And the secret to avoiding the "you don't pay enough attention to me kick" is to pay some attention. A good wife (mine is the best) will realize some guy time is good for you, but that doesn't give you a right to be a selfish prick. And remember marriage isn't about the crap in movies, sometimes it is work. But in the end if you and your wife can meet in the middle on most things those times are infrequent and it will make for a good life for both of you.
JMHO.
You are giving all woman kind too much credit. While your wife sounds wonderful with this meet in the middle BS. Mine does not know where the middle is located. I gave up golf, watching some KSU games I almost had to miss the Butler game, and in hind site would not have been that bad, because she had to have a birth day that same day. Then I get labeled as the jerk because I say I would like to watch the game (and I did at the pump house, thanks trim!). All in all my wife isn't that bad but it's not all roses and movie romance that she thought it would be.
hint: divorce
Yeah, it seems like some people don't get this/say they don't want to. When it really just seems that they are to lazy/scared to go through with it. If your not happy at all why stay with them :dunno: Just seem to be prolonging the inevitable imo.
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And I
hate LOVE it.
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yup, being married sounds like a loser-to-loser business relationship. makes no sense to give up the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want. dumbasses.
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I'm getting married Oct. 2nd. :ohno:
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yup, being married sounds like a loser-to-loser business relationship. makes no sense to give up the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want. dumbasses.
have fun at home with your cat, dorkstore. :users:
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Don't stress about the wedding. You won't remember it because you'll be too nervous.
Nervous?
Don't stress about the wedding because they aren't worth stressing about. Spend as little as possible and make it as short as possible.
This. Also, if you have friends coming in town, don't go out the night before the wedding and get wasted and come back to the house and hold amateur mma fights in the living room until 4 in the morning while the wife-to-be is trying to sleep in the next room. The wife-to-be will definitely not appreciate this.
Went to my cousin's(girl) wedding 2 years ago and went out with all the best men and groom the night before. The groom got black out drunk and wandered off, 2 of the best men get in a fist fight over who lost the groom, our DD calls my cousin and tells her we lost her future(12 hrs) husband and all the best men and in a brawl.
We come to find the groom is leaning up against a telephonepole outside the bar wondering where everyone went.....
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Maybe you should pay her more attention? :dunno:
That's not the right attitude, son.
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Do not live with a potential spouse without marriage.
Do not get married if you are less than 100% certain that you will be content with your spouse for the remainder of your earthly life.
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yup, being married sounds like a loser-to-loser business relationship. makes no sense to give up the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want. dumbasses.
have fun at home with your cat, dorkstore. :users:
have fun at home with your cat.
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Do not live with a potential spouse without marriage.
Do not get married if you are less than 100% certain that you will be content with your spouse for the remainder of your earthly life.
The path to the second part is through the first part
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yup, being married sounds like a loser-to-loser business relationship. makes no sense to give up the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want. dumbasses.
Having kids is twice as stupid. You are nearly guaranteed to experience a significant decline in these three things:
Why so many damn people have kids is beyond me.
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Best of luck to you. :dunno:
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No advice on this subject is ever taken, by anyone.
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yup, being married sounds like a loser-to-loser business relationship. makes no sense to give up the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want. dumbasses.
Having kids is twice as stupid. You are nearly guaranteed to experience a significant decline in these three things:
Why so many damn people have kids is beyond me.
I wish your parents had taken your advice
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yup, being married sounds like a loser-to-loser business relationship. makes no sense to give up the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want. dumbasses.
Having kids is twice as stupid. You are nearly guaranteed to experience a significant decline in these three things:
Why so many damn people have kids is beyond me.
keeping up with the joneses
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yup, being married sounds like a loser-to-loser business relationship. makes no sense to give up the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want. dumbasses.
Having kids is twice as stupid. You are nearly guaranteed to experience a significant decline in these three things:
Why so many damn people have kids is beyond me.
I wish your parents had taken your advice
the king of mean
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yup, being married sounds like a loser-to-loser business relationship. makes no sense to give up the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want. dumbasses.
Having kids is twice as stupid. You are nearly guaranteed to experience a significant decline in these three things:
Why so many damn people have kids is beyond me.
I wish your parents had taken your advice
NEWSFLASH: Your username isn't funny
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IIRC she did not let you come to Vegas Pak.... Dump her like a sack of potatoes.
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IIRC she did not let you come to Vegas Pak.... Dump her like a sack of potatoes.
:peek:
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I agree with the being married is great crowd.
And the secret to avoiding the "you don't pay enough attention to me kick" is to pay some attention. A good wife (mine is the best) will realize some guy time is good for you, but that doesn't give you a right to be a selfish prick. And remember marriage isn't about the crap in movies, sometimes it is work. But in the end if you and your wife can meet in the middle on most things those times are infrequent and it will make for a good life for both of you.
JMHO.
You are giving all woman kind too much credit. While your wife sounds wonderful with this meet in the middle BS. Mine does not know where the middle is located. I gave up golf, watching some KSU games I almost had to miss the Butler game, and in hind site would not have been that bad, because she had to have a birth day that same day. Then I get labeled as the jerk because I say I would like to watch the game (and I did at the pump house, thanks trim!). All in all my wife isn't that bad but it's not all roses and movie romance that she thought it would be.
That was your wife's birthday? :lol:
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Do not live with a potential spouse without marriage.
Do not get married if you are less than 100% certain that you will be content with your spouse for the remainder of your earthly life.
The path to the second part is through the first part
Or, you could spend a lot of time with one another and return to your separate quarters at the end of the day.
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I agree with the being married is great crowd.
And the secret to avoiding the "you don't pay enough attention to me kick" is to pay some attention. A good wife (mine is the best) will realize some guy time is good for you, but that doesn't give you a right to be a selfish prick. And remember marriage isn't about the crap in movies, sometimes it is work. But in the end if you and your wife can meet in the middle on most things those times are infrequent and it will make for a good life for both of you.
JMHO.
You are giving all woman kind too much credit. While your wife sounds wonderful with this meet in the middle BS. Mine does not know where the middle is located. I gave up golf, watching some KSU games I almost had to miss the Butler game, and in hind site would not have been that bad, because she had to have a birth day that same day. Then I get labeled as the jerk because I say I would like to watch the game (and I did at the pump house, thanks trim!). All in all my wife isn't that bad but it's not all roses and movie romance that she thought it would be.
That was your wife's birthday? :lol:
I know right, I shouldn't be too hard on her she was a good sport and she says she had a good time. But hey who wouldn't be gratful to go to a pak're for there B-day right?
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Do not live with a potential spouse without marriage.
Do not get married if you are less than 100% certain that you will be content with your spouse for the remainder of your earthly life.
The path to the second part is through the first part
Or, you could spend a lot of time with one another and return to your separate quarters at the end of the day.
No, doesn't get remotely close to the same experience. There is only one way to be sure. Only ONE.
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Do not live with a potential spouse without marriage.
Do not get married if you are less than 100% certain that you will be content with your spouse for the remainder of your earthly life.
The path to the second part is through the first part
Or, you could spend a lot of time with one another and return to your separate quarters at the end of the day.
No, doesn't get remotely close to the same experience. There is only one way to be sure. Only ONE.
There are at least 2.
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Do not live with a potential spouse without marriage.
Do not get married if you are less than 100% certain that you will be content with your spouse for the remainder of your earthly life.
The path to the second part is through the first part
Or, you could spend a lot of time with one another and return to your separate quarters at the end of the day.
No, doesn't get remotely close to the same experience. There is only one way to be sure. Only ONE.
I think the only way to be sure is raising a child together before you get married. If it doesn't work out, you screwed up your kid's life. But hey, at least it's not yours, right?
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Do not live with a potential spouse without marriage.
Do not get married if you are less than 100% certain that you will be content with your spouse for the remainder of your earthly life.
The path to the second part is through the first part
Or, you could spend a lot of time with one another and return to your separate quarters at the end of the day.
No, doesn't get remotely close to the same experience. There is only one way to be sure. Only ONE.
There are at least 2.
hmmmm, you've got my attention....
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Do not live with a potential spouse without marriage.
Do not get married if you are less than 100% certain that you will be content with your spouse for the remainder of your earthly life.
The path to the second part is through the first part
Or, you could spend a lot of time with one another and return to your separate quarters at the end of the day.
No, doesn't get remotely close to the same experience. There is only one way to be sure. Only ONE.
There are at least 2.
hmmmm, you've got my attention....
1. Your scenario.
2. My scenario + faith in a personal God, who is there.
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Do not live with a potential spouse without marriage.
Do not get married if you are less than 100% certain that you will be content with your spouse for the remainder of your earthly life.
The path to the second part is through the first part
Or, you could spend a lot of time with one another and return to your separate quarters at the end of the day.
No, doesn't get remotely close to the same experience. There is only one way to be sure. Only ONE.
There are at least 2.
hmmmm, you've got my attention....
1. Your scenario.
2. My scenario + faith in a personal God, who is there.
can you make a slo-mo video just so we can be sure?
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1. Your scenario.
2. My scenario + faith in a personal God, who is there.
can you make a slo-mo video just so we can be sure?
No need. You all, already know.
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1. Your scenario.
2. My scenario + faith in a personal God, who is there.
can you make a slo-mo video just so we can be sure?
No need. You all, already know.
I'm a visual person.
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Do not live with a potential spouse without marriage.
Do not get married if you are less than 100% certain that you will be content with your spouse for the remainder of your earthly life.
The path to the second part is through the first part
Or, you could spend a lot of time with one another and return to your separate quarters at the end of the day.
No, doesn't get remotely close to the same experience. There is only one way to be sure. Only ONE.
There are at least 2.
hmmmm, you've got my attention....
1. Your scenario.
2. My scenario + faith in a personal God, who is there.
Isn't that a Depeshe Mode song? :dunno:
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1. Your scenario.
2. My scenario + faith in a personal God, who is there.
can you make a slo-mo video just so we can be sure?
No need. You all, already know.
I'm a visual person.
I'll think about it.
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just remember, poet warrior...what would jesus do?
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Don't drop the ring (did this, but it was her fault)
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Should clarify that a man living with a woman who is a potential spouse isn't necessarily a problem (perhaps).
It's the implied physical contact that's the problem.
So whether or not you live together isn't the, whole, issue (possibly).
Just don't touch each other.
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Should clarify that a man living with a woman who is a potential spouse isn't necessarily a problem (perhaps).
It's the implied physical contact that's the problem.
So whether or not you live together isn't the, whole, issue (possibly).
Just don't touch each other.
My personal God is ok with pre-marital sex so I think there may be three options total
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True marriege type story relative to living together:
Got married in a Catholic church (the one next to the alumni center). We did the pre-marriage catholic class deal with a priest in Omaha where we had to go meet with him once a week for, like, 6 weeks. Anyway, here is a convo. we had as I remember it:
priest: Where do each of you live?
me: together in an apartment on Blondo Street
priest: I discourage you from living together prior to marriage. I challenge you to get seperate residences.
me: not happening padre
priest: why not?
me: seems like too much hassle. we're going to live together in 4 months so getting another lease that short would be senseless.
priest: the church looks down on living together prior to marriage
me: yeah, got it, can we still get married?
mrs. dave: :facepalm:
priest: well, I suppose
me: awesome, high five (raises hand for high five)
priest: (looks confused for a second but then smirks and returns high five)
mrs. dave: :facepalm:
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True marriege type story relative to living together:
Got married in a Catholic church (the one next to the alumni center). We did the pre-marriage catholic class deal with a priest in Omaha where we had to go meet with him once a week for, like, 6 weeks. Anyway, here is a convo. we had as I remember it:
priest: Where do each of you live?
me: together in an apartment on Blondo Street
priest: I discourage you from living together prior to marriage. I challenge you to get seperate residences.
me: not happening padre
priest: why not?
me: seems like too much hassle. we're going to live together in 4 months so getting another lease that short would be senseless.
priest: the church looks down on living together prior to marriage
me: yeah, got it, can we still get married?
mrs. dave: :facepalm:
priest: well, I suppose
me: awesome, high five (raises hand for high five)
priest: (looks confused for a second but then smirks and returns high five)
mrs. dave: :facepalm:
Very well played Steve Dave. I commend you for using restraint on telling him how Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) he is. That must have been tough. I probably wouldn't have taken him serious when he brought up getting a separate apartment.
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Should clarify that a man living with a woman who is a potential spouse isn't necessarily a problem (perhaps).
It's the implied physical contact that's the problem.
So whether or not you live together isn't the, whole, issue (possibly).
Just don't touch each other.
Your god sounds like a rough ridin' tool.
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True marriege type story relative to living together:
Got married in a Catholic church (the one next to the alumni center). We did the pre-marriage catholic class deal with a priest in Omaha where we had to go meet with him once a week for, like, 6 weeks. Anyway, here is a convo. we had as I remember it:
priest: Where do each of you live?
me: together in an apartment on Blondo Street
priest: I discourage you from living together prior to marriage. I challenge you to get seperate residences.
me: not happening padre
priest: why not?
me: seems like too much hassle. we're going to live together in 4 months so getting another lease that short would be senseless.
priest: the church looks down on living together prior to marriage
me: yeah, got it, can we still get married?
mrs. dave: :facepalm:
priest: well, I suppose
me: awesome, high five (raises hand for high five)
priest: (looks confused for a second but then smirks and returns high five)
mrs. dave: :facepalm:
we had to meet with a guy too. i was told to lie about the fact that we were living together. i was like "really? you want me to lie to the god guy about something? it seems like that's the last thing i should be doing. whatever though."
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if you lie to the priest about anything before getting married it nullifies your marriage. looks like it's time to meet up with some strippers and get laid tonight! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
meet me at dr.loves at like 9 o'clock. check pm.
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True marriege type story relative to living together:
Got married in a Catholic church (the one next to the alumni center). We did the pre-marriage catholic class deal with a priest in Omaha where we had to go meet with him once a week for, like, 6 weeks. Anyway, here is a convo. we had as I remember it:
priest: Where do each of you live?
me: together in an apartment on Blondo Street
priest: I discourage you from living together prior to marriage. I challenge you to get seperate residences.
me: not happening padre
priest: why not?
me: seems like too much hassle. we're going to live together in 4 months so getting another lease that short would be senseless.
priest: the church looks down on living together prior to marriage
me: yeah, got it, can we still get married?
mrs. dave: :facepalm:
priest: well, I suppose
me: awesome, high five (raises hand for high five)
priest: (looks confused for a second but then smirks and returns high five)
mrs. dave: :facepalm:
we had to meet with a guy too. i was told to lie about the fact that we were living together. i was like "really? you want me to lie to the god guy about something? it seems like that's the last thing i should be doing. whatever though."
Yeah, sdbro did the lie thing. Me, being a good christian, told him flat out we were doing the dirty pretty much every day for the past 3 years or so. It's what jesus would have wanted imo.
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<---- We had seperate apartments but she pretty much lived with me full time. But because she still payed rent somewhere else I didn't have to lie, also we are so filthy rich having 2 places was really no big deal.
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True marriege type story relative to living together:
Got married in a Catholic church (the one next to the alumni center). We did the pre-marriage catholic class deal with a priest in Omaha where we had to go meet with him once a week for, like, 6 weeks. Anyway, here is a convo. we had as I remember it:
priest: Where do each of you live?
me: together in an apartment on Blondo Street
priest: I discourage you from living together prior to marriage. I challenge you to get seperate residences.
me: not happening padre
priest: why not?
me: seems like too much hassle. we're going to live together in 4 months so getting another lease that short would be senseless.
priest: the church looks down on living together prior to marriage
me: yeah, got it, can we still get married?
mrs. dave: :facepalm:
priest: well, I suppose
me: awesome, high five (raises hand for high five)
priest: (looks confused for a second but then smirks and returns high five)
mrs. dave: :facepalm:
we had to meet with a guy too. i was told to lie about the fact that we were living together. i was like "really? you want me to lie to the god guy about something? it seems like that's the last thing i should be doing. whatever though."
Yeah, sdbro did the lie thing. Me, being a good christian, told him flat out we were doing the dirty pretty much every day for the past 3 years or so. It's what jesus would have wanted imo.
Pretty sure my wife lied as I sat there and looked at my cell phone. Our meetings consisted of me looking out window impatiently, tapping foot, looking at phone, 6 restroom visits, drinking a starbucks, lots of stretching and twisting and maybe 3 spoken words each weekly visit. Got married in the Gold Dome downtown.
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I had to go through meetings too.
During my meetings, the guy asked us about living together and if we have ever :pbj: together.
We straight up told him that we are doing both.
He went on to ask if we had broken up since we started seeing each other. Told him no. He said that he wished we had broken up, been with others, then got back together.
He said it was for perspective. I think he was trying to live out a dirty sex life through others. :fatty:
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True marriege type story relative to living together:
Got married in a Catholic church (the one next to the alumni center). We did the pre-marriage catholic class deal with a priest in Omaha where we had to go meet with him once a week for, like, 6 weeks. Anyway, here is a convo. we had as I remember it:
priest: Where do each of you live?
me: together in an apartment on Blondo Street
priest: I discourage you from living together prior to marriage. I challenge you to get seperate residences.
me: not happening padre
priest: why not?
me: seems like too much hassle. we're going to live together in 4 months so getting another lease that short would be senseless.
priest: the church looks down on living together prior to marriage
me: yeah, got it, can we still get married?
mrs. dave: :facepalm:
priest: well, I suppose
me: awesome, high five (raises hand for high five)
priest: (looks confused for a second but then smirks and returns high five)
mrs. dave: :facepalm:
I just five-starred this post
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if you lie to the priest about anything before getting married it nullifies your marriage. looks like it's time to meet up with some strippers and get laid tonight! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
meet me at dr.loves at like 9 o'clock. check pm.
Dr. Love's? Dude, how old are you and when was the last time you were in Manhattan?
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True marriege type story relative to living together:
Got married in a Catholic church (the one next to the alumni center). We did the pre-marriage catholic class deal with a priest in Omaha where we had to go meet with him once a week for, like, 6 weeks. Anyway, here is a convo. we had as I remember it:
priest: Where do each of you live?
me: together in an apartment on Blondo Street
priest: I discourage you from living together prior to marriage. I challenge you to get seperate residences.
me: not happening padre
priest: why not?
me: seems like too much hassle. we're going to live together in 4 months so getting another lease that short would be senseless.
priest: the church looks down on living together prior to marriage
me: yeah, got it, can we still get married?
mrs. dave: :facepalm:
priest: well, I suppose
me: awesome, high five (raises hand for high five)
priest: (looks confused for a second but then smirks and returns high five)
mrs. dave: :facepalm:
I just five-starred this post
Ya, I just read it ouloud to my wife while I was laughing....I should have composed myself first, because I could have done it better if I had made up voices for each character....I do a decent SD, it's basically a mix between Cary Grant and Sean Connery.
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Next week. :ohno:
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Next week. :ohno:
You poor bastard
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Next week. :ohno:
GAME OVER
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I didnt read this entire thread, so hopefully this hasn't already been covered: Good advice for any man who is about to be married is to develop a serious drinking problem. Nothing stabilizes a union more than one of the partners being half-cocked at all times. If your wife ever says anything disparaging about your newfound alcoholism, smack the crap out of her. If she doesn't like it, show her the part of the bible that says a husband is allowed to beat his wife. Gotta lay the ground rules early bro, or that chick will run your life for like the next 3 or 4 years. Also, PIITB on your wedding night, whether she agrees to it or not. Ground rules, bro. Ground rules.
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if you lie to the priest about anything before getting married it nullifies your marriage. looks like it's time to meet up with some strippers and get laid tonight! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
meet me at dr.loves at like 9 o'clock. check pm.
Dr. Love's? Dude, how old are you and when was the last time you were in Manhattan?
it was a joke, guy
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:ohno:
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:ohno:
No worries!
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my cousin is getting married this weekend...hmmm.. :users:
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Are ETP and WillieWannabe related?
:runaway:
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Are ETP and WillieWannabe related?
:runaway:
OMG, my cousin is 25.
:runaway: :runaway:
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if you lie to the priest about anything before getting married it nullifies your marriage. looks like it's time to meet up with some strippers and get laid tonight! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
meet me at dr.loves at like 9 o'clock. check pm.
Dr. Love's? Dude, how old are you and when was the last time you were in Manhattan?
that was a one time mistake, never to be made again. (hence one time mistake)
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Wifes parents, pretty religious and stuff. They love Jesus and all that.
Me thinking about whether or not they will pay for the wedding knowing their daughter will get married to a Jew: :ohno:
Me assuring them no conversion will take place....but won't make any promises about the offspring: :cool:
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:ohno:
No worries!
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Speaking of getting married.....
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:ohno:
No worries!
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Speaking of getting married.....
Oh, I forgot to congratulate you on your nuptials.
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Don't be silly. CONGRATS TO MR AND MRS PATRICK BATEMAN!!! Does Mrs Bateman have cool business cards also?