Getting married next month..

[EllToPay]

People under 32 that fixate on a wedding are weird.  Which is longer:  the wedding or the marriage? (realize the inverse relationship between age and years left to live, thus the old people exception.  The Grandfather Clause.)  Which would you rather spend money on: overpriced snacks and booze or a vacation to hawaii?

make love to your wife in hawaii, not limbocker in his office after signing up for silver and linens.

doing this after wedding.

[EllToPay]

Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did). 

have not done this.

[Stevesie60]

Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did). 

have not done this.

I hadn't either. May make the first month or so more difficult, but no significantly. It's just funny how things like folding shirts become an issue since you both may have done it differently all your life. I really enjoyed not living together until after the wedding.

[EllToPay]

Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did). 

have not done this.

I hadn't either. May make the first month or so more difficult, but no significantly. It's just funny how things like folding shirts become an issue since you both may have done it differently all your life. I really enjoyed not living together until after the wedding.

meh, she's over all the time, does the cooking and laundry already. so, at least we've got that down...

[TheMadCatter]

Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did). 

have not done this.

You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.

[felix rex]

Avoid fights. They're hardly ever worth it. Anytime you start to make a stand on something, ask yourself: "Is this the hill I want to die on?"

Also, most of the time, you can just avoid arguing by letting her say/complain about whatever she wants (pretend to listen a little though), then continue doing whatever the hell you wanted to do.

At this point in your life, neither one of you's going to change much, so the confrontation is pretty pointless on most issues. She's gonna spend too much money and get on your nerves by constantly telling you to do stuff. Know that going in and don't get pissed about it.

[pissclams]

Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did). 

have not done this.

You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.

and hopefully it happens with another girl, and into a cup.     <---- (this post is for ksuno1stunner)

[EllToPay]

Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did). 

have not done this.

You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.

Nope, she doesn't do that.

[steve dave]

Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did). 

have not done this.

You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.

Who allows this to happen...ever?  JFC people.  Put your foot down on this kind of thing. 

[pissclams]

Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did). 

have not done this.

You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.

Who allows this to happen...ever?  JFC people.  Put your foot down on this kind of thing. 

the good part about when she does crap is that she won't have to wash her hands afterwards, since it's not really that gross.  brushing your teeth is worse than shitting.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did). 

have not done this.

You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.

Who allows this to happen...ever?  JFC people.  Put your foot down on this kind of thing. 

the good part about when she does crap is that she won't have to wash her hands afterwards, since it's not really that gross.  brushing your teeth is worse than shitting.

simple science-always wash after #2. never wash after #1. anything else just does not make sense.

also, etp-make sure that the wedding and reception are fun for your friends and family. it's for them and not for you regardless of what you and your soon to be wife might think. serve food that they will like and allow them to drink a lot of booze. also make sure that the DJamer or whatever plays paradise city towards the end. it's a crowd pleaser.

[pissclams]

Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did). 

have not done this.

You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.

Who allows this to happen...ever?  JFC people.  Put your foot down on this kind of thing. 

the good part about when she does crap is that she won't have to wash her hands afterwards, since it's not really that gross.  brushing your teeth is worse than shitting.

simple science-always wash after #2. never wash after #1. anything else just does not make sense.

also, etp-make sure that the wedding and reception are fun for your friends and family. it's for them and not for you regardless of what you and your soon to be wife might think. serve food that they will like and allow them to drink a lot of booze. also make sure that the DJamer or whatever plays paradise city towards the end. it's a crowd pleaser.

simplier science- i don't want to shake hands with some guy after a day of taint pushes. or touch anything that the taint pushing disgusting downgrade has been touching.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did). 

have not done this.

You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.

Who allows this to happen...ever?  JFC people.  Put your foot down on this kind of thing. 

the good part about when she does crap is that she won't have to wash her hands afterwards, since it's not really that gross.  brushing your teeth is worse than shitting.

simple science-always wash after #2. never wash after #1. anything else just does not make sense.

also, etp-make sure that the wedding and reception are fun for your friends and family. it's for them and not for you regardless of what you and your soon to be wife might think. serve food that they will like and allow them to drink a lot of booze. also make sure that the DJamer or whatever plays paradise city towards the end. it's a crowd pleaser.

simplier science- i don't want to shake hands with some guy after a day of taint pushes. or touch anything that the taint pushing disgusting downgrade has been touching.

yes. if your going to do that then please wash. if just peeing like a normal adult male then don't bother.

also, etp- if you play "it takes two" by rob base and DJamer easy rock (which you should), it needs to immediately be follow up with "joy and pain". hth.

[pissclams]

Make sure you have lived together for at least a year prior to getting hitched (doesn't really apply to ETP as he seems to be past the point of no return so hopefully he did). 

have not done this.

You'll probably see her crap for the fist time. So, yeah, be ready for that one.

Who allows this to happen...ever?  JFC people.  Put your foot down on this kind of thing. 

the good part about when she does crap is that she won't have to wash her hands afterwards, since it's not really that gross.  brushing your teeth is worse than shitting.

simple science-always wash after #2. never wash after #1. anything else just does not make sense.

also, etp-make sure that the wedding and reception are fun for your friends and family. it's for them and not for you regardless of what you and your soon to be wife might think. serve food that they will like and allow them to drink a lot of booze. also make sure that the DJamer or whatever plays paradise city towards the end. it's a crowd pleaser.

simplier science- i don't want to shake hands with some guy after a day of taint pushes. or touch anything that the taint pushing disgusting downgrade has been touching.

yes. if your going to do that then please wash. if just peeing like a normal adult male then don't bother.

also, etp- if you play "it takes two" by rob base and DJamer easy rock (which you should), it needs to immediately be follow up with "joy and pain". hth.

taint is the same asn male genitals&balls.  you touch male genitals&balls with every #1.   i don't want to shake hands after you've been shaking male genitals&balls.  gmafb.

also, etp- remember to play whoop, there it is.  when you're dancing and they say whoop, there it is, point to your male genitals&balls.

[steve dave]

also, etp- remember to play whoop, there it is.  when you're dancing and they say whoop, there it is, point to your male genitals&balls.

lol

[Johnny Wichita]

taint is the same asn male genitals&balls.  you touch male genitals&balls with every #1.   i don't want to shake hands after you've been shaking male genitals&balls.  gmafb.

also, etp- remember to play whoop, there it is.  when you're dancing and they say whoop, there it is, point to your male genitals&balls.

I nver touch my cocknballs with a #1.  Never.  If I were, I would wash my hands before the #1.  

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

taint is the same asn male genitals&balls.  you touch male genitals&balls with every #1.   i don't want to shake hands after you've been shaking male genitals&balls.  gmafb.

also, etp- remember to play whoop, there it is.  when you're dancing and they say whoop, there it is, point to your male genitals&balls.

I nver touch my cocknballs with a #1.  Never.  If I were, I would wash my hands before the #1.  

    How do you get it out of your pant leg without touching it???

[WillieWatanabe]

taint is the same asn male genitals&balls.  you touch male genitals&balls with every #1.   i don't want to shake hands after you've been shaking male genitals&balls.  gmafb.

also, etp- remember to play whoop, there it is.  when you're dancing and they say whoop, there it is, point to your male genitals&balls.

I nver touch my cocknballs with a #1.  Never.  If I were, I would wash my hands before the #1.  

Mods?? wrong thread!!!! MODS???

[mcmwcat]

getting married and being married are awesome.  congrats   

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Getting married is so gay and you should be shot for doing it.  I'm married and I wish someone would have shot me.  But now that you are at the point of no return here is the secret to marriage if she ain't happy aint nobody happy (pardon the grammer but this is a quote). 

Also I don't suggest playing the song "make and ugly women your wife" While this is wise advice the woman will not think too highly of it.

[Cire]

My wife lets me do WTF I want. 

[steve dave]

My wife lets me do WTF I want. 

Yeah, I love being married

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

My wife lets me do WTF I want. 

Yeah, I love being married

Mine used to but now she is on a you don't pay enough attention to me kick. 

[Gooch]

VEGAS!!

this. I got married I Vegas best decision ever. No stress at all cept @ the bjack table.

[EllToPay]

Maybe you should pay her more attention?