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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on December 30, 2015, 03:22:17 PM
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My entire family is going to Memphis tomorrow. I already told my brother that the first Arkansas fan I see I'm going to run up at full speed and close fist punch that stupid son of a bitch right in the face. Absolutely no mercy. I don't want to kill them but at the same time I'm not going to hold back. Then run away so the cops don't get me. Go Cats.
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If it's at the airport I plan to get close to the taxi stand and then when we know we have a taxi run back towards the person and just absolutely drop them while my step dad holds the cab and then sprint back to the cab and tell them to get the hell out of there. Total brutality. Plus a clean getaway.
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crater their faces, sd :thumbs:
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how is Rick doing?
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Your step dad is the coolest
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My entire family is going to Memphis tomorrow. I already told my brother that the first Arkansas fan I see I'm going to run up at full speed and close fist punch that stupid son of a bitch right in the face. Absolutely no mercy. I don't want to kill them but at the same time I'm not going to hold back. Then run away so the cops don't get me. Go Cats.
Stay classy K-State...
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I'm already there.... An Arkansas fan ordered Memphis style bbq and I grabbed the plate from the waiter spit in it and poured Kansas city bbq sauce on it.
Go Royals & Go Cats!
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I'm already there.... An Arkansas fan ordered Memphis style bbq and I grabbed the plate from the waiter spit in it and poured Kansas city bbq sauce on it.
Go Royals & Go Cats!
And another class act.
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You know what else arkansas people have in store for themselves courtesy of me? A shitload of vandalism on their cars and trucks and RVs. I'm very good at it. And even better at not getting caught. First big AR RV I see is going to get a beautiful photo-realistic set of purple nuts with a giant sized wang all down the side. It's going to be a masterpiece of purple spray paint A+ vandalism. Go Cats.
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You know what else arkansas people have in store for themselves courtesy of me? A shitload of vandalism on their cars and trucks and RVs. I'm very good at it. And even better at not getting caught. First big AR RV I see is going to get a beautiful photo-realistic set of purple nuts with a giant sized wang all down the side. It's going to be a masterpiece of purple spray paint A+ vandalism. Go Cats.
Good sport. :rolleyes:
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I get in tomorrow with my brother. We've already master planned something at the bar. We're going to act super nice when we walk in there and offer some pig aggie fans some shots for good sportsmanship. As soon as I grab the shots, I'll act like i'm handing them over to my new friends, and then throw it in their faces. I'll even knock their drinks out of their hands too. :lol: Thoughts?
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hey steve dave, you should do what my buddies and I did at the cotton bowl a few years ago. wait for an Arky fan to go into the port-a-potties out in the tailgate area, then when they are inside for a few seconds, knock it over! sit back with your friends and laugh as they climb out of that thing covered in filth (even more so than when they went in). just make sure there's an adult inside and not a kid, learned that lesson the hard way and got grounded for 2 days. go cats!
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I get in tomorrow with my brother. We've already master planned something at the bar. We're going to act super nice when we walk in there and offer some pig aggie fans some shots for good sportsmanship. As soon as I grab the shots, I'll act like i'm handing them over to my new friends, and then throw it in their faces. I'll even knock their drinks out of their hands too. :lol: Thoughts?
That's too nice, they'll smell better if you do that, especially if you knock their drinks onto their dirty ass clothes. Do something meaner.
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hey steve dave, you should do what my buddies and I did at the cotton bowl a few years ago. wait for an Arky fan to go into the port-a-potties out in the tailgate area, then when they are inside for a few seconds, knock it over! sit back with your friends and laugh as they climb out of that thing covered in filth (even more so than when they went in). just make sure there's an adult inside and not a kid, learned that lesson the hard way and got grounded for 2 days. go cats!
Which leads to an interesting question. Which is dirtier? An Arkansas fan crawling out of a tipped over port-a-john or a port-a-john after being used by an Arkansas fan?
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hey steve dave, you should do what my buddies and I did at the cotton bowl a few years ago. wait for an Arky fan to go into the port-a-potties out in the tailgate area, then when they are inside for a few seconds, knock it over! sit back with your friends and laugh as they climb out of that thing covered in filth (even more so than when they went in). just make sure there's an adult inside and not a kid, learned that lesson the hard way and got grounded for 2 days. go cats!
Which leads to an interesting question. Which is dirtier? An Arkansas fan crawling out of a tipped over port-a-john or a port-a-john after being used by an Arkansas fan?
Sort of a Tyson chicken or the egg type situaish here.
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You all won't do any of this crap you're talking about. Bunch of pussies.
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I don't generally punch people but I do have a huge collection of hats from fans of the opposing team at the various bowl games I've been to. I always target a really old person, like in their 80's, and I just run up and grab their hat and run off. It's so easy because of how old they are they can't chase me and they don't even know what hit them.
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You all won't do any of this crap you're talking about. Bunch of pussies.
Meet me on Beale St and find out!
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You know what else arkansas people have in store for themselves courtesy of me? A shitload of vandalism on their cars and trucks and RVs. I'm very good at it. And even better at not getting caught. First big AR RV trailer home I see is going to get a beautiful photo-realistic set of purple nuts with a giant sized wang all down the side. It's going to be a masterpiece of purple spray paint A+ vandalism. Go Cats.
FIFY...
My buddies and I are just going to hang out at Three Pigs Barbeque all weekend and order pork burned ends for all the tables of AK fans. We'll then head over to the Peabody Hotel and push all the floor buttons on the elevator. Should be epic and really mess with their psyche! :ksu:
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I just thought I would point out to all of the Arkansas fans I might meet in Memphis that I am fact a black belt in Ryu Kyu Kenpo Karate and both my fists and feet have been registered as deadly weapons in three states. I am 100% committed to non-violence and non-aggression, but I will not hesitate unload my fury on anyone who messes with me or my family.
Consider this your warning.
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Last time I stole a bunch of stuff out the back of Arkansas fan's pick up trucks once the game started. I left with a bunch of tools, fishing gear, a couple grills and a child seat. I plan to double down this year.
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You all won't do any of this crap you're talking about. Bunch of pussies.
Meet me on Beale St and find out!
In the words of one of your other esteemed colleagues, YUCK.
Beale is nasty. :Yuck:
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at that cotton bowl where we played them, my friend took a poop on the windshield of some random car with arkansas plates :lol:
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I'm not going to Memphis but I fun move that I used several times when we played Arkansas in the cotton bowl was to punch a guy in his stomach really hard and then make out with the girl he was with while he was bent over and trying to recover. Any of you kstate fans headed to Memphis, feel free to use this move.
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Staying at the Hilton with my mom, Chris and step brother. Noticed some pigaggie fans were in room across from us. grabbed one of the condoms that Chris had in his suitcase, pissed in it, slid open end under their door and gushed my piss all over their floor.
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I've heard of people getting piss balloons thrown at them at Missouri, so down at the cotton bowl a few years ago, I thought, why not give it a try, it was warm enough. so my buddies and I for 2 days saved our urine and put it all in this big water balloon deal we bought at Target (basically a big bottle with a pump, you stick a balloon on the end, start pumping it and it fills up the balloon. actually designed for actual water balloons but worked well for this application as well). so here we are, day of the game, we're out tailgating and my buddy Jeff decides to throw one of this piss 'loons at some arky fans tailgating nearby. first toss, hits a guy square in the chest and explodes all over his shirt. me and my other friend Kyle were like "oh crap, should we run?" this is where the story gets good, the guy absolutely loved it! asked us to throw some more because it felt good. next thing you know, the 3 of us are throwing piss balloons at 8-10 Arkansas fans, and either they have no idea they are covered in Jeff, Kyle and my urine, or they don't care. doing this gave us the port-a-potty idea because we assumed pig fans may like to be covered in excrement like actual pigs.
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Staying at the Hilton with my mom, Chris and step brother. Noticed some pigaggie fans were in room across from us. grabbed one of the condoms that Chris had in his suitcase, pissed in it, slid open end under their door and gushed my piss all over their floor.
Yeah - and we're the disgusting ones.
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I've heard of people getting piss balloons thrown at them at Missouri, so down at the cotton bowl a few years ago, I thought, why not give it a try, it was warm enough. so my buddies and I for 2 days saved our urine and put it all in this big water balloon deal we bought at Target (basically a big bottle with a pump, you stick a balloon on the end, start pumping it and it fills up the balloon. actually designed for actual water balloons but worked well for this application as well). so here we are, day of the game, we're out tailgating and my buddy Jeff decides to throw one of this piss 'loons at some arky fans tailgating nearby. first toss, hits a guy square in the chest and explodes all over his shirt. me and my other friend Kyle were like "oh crap, should we run?" this is where the story gets good, the guy absolutely loved it! asked us to throw some more because it felt good. next thing you know, the 3 of us are throwing piss balloons at 8-10 Arkansas fans, and either they have no idea they are covered in Jeff, Kyle and my urine, or they don't care. doing this gave us the port-a-potty idea because we assumed pig fans may like to be covered in excrement like actual pigs.
Oh they knew. I had at least a half dozen grown male Arkansas fans ask me to piss on them while I was in Dallas for that game. An old roommate lived in Arkansas for about six months after college and said its actually a fairly common thing for male adults to do to other male adults in that state.
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I've heard of people getting piss balloons thrown at them at Missouri, so down at the cotton bowl a few years ago, I thought, why not give it a try, it was warm enough. so my buddies and I for 2 days saved our urine and put it all in this big water balloon deal we bought at Target (basically a big bottle with a pump, you stick a balloon on the end, start pumping it and it fills up the balloon. actually designed for actual water balloons but worked well for this application as well). so here we are, day of the game, we're out tailgating and my buddy Jeff decides to throw one of this piss 'loons at some arky fans tailgating nearby. first toss, hits a guy square in the chest and explodes all over his shirt. me and my other friend Kyle were like "oh crap, should we run?" this is where the story gets good, the guy absolutely loved it! asked us to throw some more because it felt good. next thing you know, the 3 of us are throwing piss balloons at 8-10 Arkansas fans, and either they have no idea they are covered in Jeff, Kyle and my urine, or they don't care. doing this gave us the port-a-potty idea because we assumed pig fans may like to be covered in excrement like actual pigs.
Oh they knew. I had at least a half dozen grown male Arkansas fans ask me to piss on them while I was in Dallas for that game. An old roommate lived in Arkansas for about six months after college and said its actually a fairly common thing for male adults to do to other male adults in that state.
:Yuck:
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Must have been so drunk he thought the lightpole was his long snapper...
http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/eye-on-college-football/25284372/arkansas-punter-arrested-for-urinating-on-a-light-pole
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I've heard of people getting piss balloons thrown at them at Missouri, so down at the cotton bowl a few years ago, I thought, why not give it a try, it was warm enough. so my buddies and I for 2 days saved our urine and put it all in this big water balloon deal we bought at Target (basically a big bottle with a pump, you stick a balloon on the end, start pumping it and it fills up the balloon. actually designed for actual water balloons but worked well for this application as well). so here we are, day of the game, we're out tailgating and my buddy Jeff decides to throw one of this piss 'loons at some arky fans tailgating nearby. first toss, hits a guy square in the chest and explodes all over his shirt. me and my other friend Kyle were like "oh crap, should we run?" this is where the story gets good, the guy absolutely loved it! asked us to throw some more because it felt good. next thing you know, the 3 of us are throwing piss balloons at 8-10 Arkansas fans, and either they have no idea they are covered in Jeff, Kyle and my urine, or they don't care. doing this gave us the port-a-potty idea because we assumed pig fans may like to be covered in excrement like actual pigs.
Oh they knew. I had at least a half dozen grown male Arkansas fans ask me to piss on them while I was in Dallas for that game. An old roommate lived in Arkansas for about six months after college and said its actually a fairly common thing for male adults to do to other male adults in that state.
whoa!!!!!!
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Staying at the Hilton with my mom, Chris and step brother. Noticed some pigaggie fans were in room across from us. grabbed one of the condoms that Chris had in his suitcase, pissed in it, slid open end under their door and gushed my piss all over their floor.
Yeah - and we're the disgusting ones.
I treasure posts like these
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I've heard of people getting piss balloons thrown at them at Missouri, so down at the cotton bowl a few years ago, I thought, why not give it a try, it was warm enough. so my buddies and I for 2 days saved our urine and put it all in this big water balloon deal we bought at Target (basically a big bottle with a pump, you stick a balloon on the end, start pumping it and it fills up the balloon. actually designed for actual water balloons but worked well for this application as well). so here we are, day of the game, we're out tailgating and my buddy Jeff decides to throw one of this piss 'loons at some arky fans tailgating nearby. first toss, hits a guy square in the chest and explodes all over his shirt. me and my other friend Kyle were like "oh crap, should we run?" this is where the story gets good, the guy absolutely loved it! asked us to throw some more because it felt good. next thing you know, the 3 of us are throwing piss balloons at 8-10 Arkansas fans, and either they have no idea they are covered in Jeff, Kyle and my urine, or they don't care. doing this gave us the port-a-potty idea because we assumed pig fans may like to be covered in excrement like actual pigs.
Oh they knew. I had at least a half dozen grown male Arkansas fans ask me to piss on them while I was in Dallas for that game. An old roommate lived in Arkansas for about six months after college and said its actually a fairly common thing for male adults to do to other male adults in that state.
:Yuck:
Question: I received a citation for urinating in public. I was in Little Rock on the River Market. I urinated right before I got in my truck with my wife. I had a designated driver. I was between vehicles so I would be somewhat concealed. A cop started walking up behind me as I was finishing. I was already zipped up and opening the door of the passenger side of my truck before he got to my truck. He did not see my "unit" nor did he see me urinate, but what I was doing was obvious. Should I just pay the fine and go on or should I hire a lawyer? Is this going to be a large fine with later repercussions? probation, jail??
Answer: Not jail and no need to get a lawyer, you'll just have to pay a big fine and plead guilty. However, in Arkansas there is no law against urinating in public when there is no female present. Your only mistake was not urinating in front of another male.
:cheers:
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No way
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How many Arkansas license plates you think we get this year?
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I want lots of pics from this event and we can have a contest as to whether those are steve dave fist-face craters or natural arkansas pockmarks.
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Years ago me and some fellow Clark era batcats went to Omaha to watch the CWS. We were at a Wendy's eating lunch and in walks Norm Debryan? And his Razorbacks who sit close to us. We overhear them talking to some local Omaha babes and they are setting up meeting in the hotel lobby that evening.
Welp we picked them off in the parking lot, went out had a good time and walked them through the lobby up to our rooms right in front of our razorback brethren that evening. :gocho:
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Getting a "My Dojo Goes everywhere with me" T-Shirt made with an Ernie Barrett statue on the front.
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Getting a "My Dojo Goes everywhere with me" T-Shirt made with an Ernie Barrett statue on the front.
#Sidewinder4Life
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This is very lame pedestrian smack not up to the high tone quality usually set here.
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This is very lame pedestrian smack not up to the high tone quality usually set here.
You lick dongs, man.
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You know what else arkansas people have in store for themselves courtesy of me? A shitload of vandalism on their cars and trucks and RVs. I'm very good at it. And even better at not getting caught. First big AR RV trailer home I see is going to get a beautiful photo-realistic set of purple nuts with a giant sized wang all down the side. It's going to be a masterpiece of purple spray paint A+ vandalism. Go Cats.
FIFY...
My buddies and I are just going to hang out at Three Pigs Barbeque all weekend and order pork burned ends for all the tables of AK fans. We'll then head over to the Peabody Hotel and push all the floor buttons on the elevator. Should be epic and really mess with their psyche! :ksu:
:facepalm:
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You know what else arkansas people have in store for themselves courtesy of me? A shitload of vandalism on their cars and trucks and RVs. I'm very good at it. And even better at not getting caught. First big AR RV trailer home I see is going to get a beautiful photo-realistic set of purple nuts with a giant sized wang all down the side. It's going to be a masterpiece of purple spray paint A+ vandalism. Go Cats.
FIFY...
My buddies and I are just going to hang out at Three Pigs Barbeque all weekend and order pork burned ends for all the tables of AK fans. We'll then head over to the Peabody Hotel and push all the floor buttons on the elevator. Should be epic and really mess with their psyche! :ksu:
:facepalm:
If you're referencing not using postal abbreviations for your fine state.... :ROFL:
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This is very lame pedestrian smack not up to the high tone quality usually set here.
sleepy? more like dopey
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This is very lame pedestrian smack not up to the high tone quality usually set here.
sleepy? more like dopey
I was just trying to help.
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I will go Memphis and befriend a young Arkie couple in love. I will tell them I am a DJamer named DJamer Wally and oh what do you know, I do weddings. Then I will go to great lengths to turn myself into a real wedding DJamer, including doing things like getting a vinyl banner, buying a mixing board, getting a sound system that you can raise up on those big tripod leg thingies, and of course I'll buy tons of tapes. I will work through the entire process with them very closely in the months leading up to their blessed day. They will fill out much paperwork. Everything will be on the up and up throughout the wedding and the earliest part of the ceremony until it comes time for the groom's first dance with his beloved mother, at which point I will nix his request of "What A Wonderful World" without asking him, and instead I will play Adam Sandler's "At A Medium Pace." It will be loud, I will claim that "I just can't seem to shut it off, wtf!" and it will play all the way through. I will insist at the end of the night that I still be paid in full.
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I will go Memphis and befriend a young Arkie couple in love. I will tell them I am a DJamer named DJamer Wally and oh what do you know, I do weddings. Then I will go to great lengths to turn myself into a real wedding DJamer, including doing things like getting a vinyl banner, buying a mixing board, getting a sound system that you can raise up on those big tripod leg thingies, and of course I'll buy tons of tapes. I will work through the entire process with them very closely in the months leading up to their blessed day. They will fill out much paperwork. Everything will be on the up and up throughout the wedding and the earliest part of the ceremony until it comes time for the groom's first dance with his beloved mother, at which point I will nix his request of "What A Wonderful World" without asking him, and instead I will play Adam Sandler's "At A Medium Pace." It will be loud, I will claim that "I just can't seem to shut it off, wtf!" and it will play all the way through. I will insist at the end of the night that I still be paid in full.
This won't work.
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Just you watch, bones.
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Staying at the Hilton with my mom, Chris and step brother. Noticed some pigaggie fans were in room across from us. grabbed one of the condoms that Chris had in his suitcase, pissed in it, slid open end under their door and gushed my piss all over their floor.
Yeah - and we're the disgusting ones.
Well, you guys are the ones with urine all over your hotel room. . .
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At what age do Arkansas men lose their hair? I've seen several dudes under the drinking age who look like fat Paul Finebaums
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At what age do Arkansas men lose their hair? I've seen several dudes under the drinking age who look like fat Paul Finebaums
Dude, those are women.
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Just had several pig aggie fans snap pictures of a $100 bill I used to pay for a round. They had never seen in real life.
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They still make those disposable cameras?
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Highest population of flip phones sporting PigAggie decals on the planet right now in Memphis.
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Highest population of flip phones sporting PigAggie decals on the planet right now in Memphis.
They finally got rid of their bag phones? :horrorsurprise:
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Truck nuts as far as the eye can SEC!
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Bring it, pigs.
https://twitter.com/JohnstonKatie23/status/683105671622049792
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Bring it, pigs.
https://twitter.com/JohnstonKatie23/status/683105671622049792
We will bring you birth control, so rooms like this, ones filled with delusional, weakass retards dont ever happen again...
what a bunch of lazy, ugly, confused fuckheads that group is!
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