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Title: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: lopakman on December 19, 2015, 03:51:36 PM
1. Bottom tier university in any of the power 5 conferences.

2. Dead last amount all universities in America

3. IQ scores would qualify them as a mid tier high-school (in Arkansas)

4.  Worse than Lawrence High School

5.  Equal to colleges in Somalia

6. Slightly below the University of Phoenix (sorry wacky)

7.  I don't consider Arkansas to be an academic institution
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: star seed 7 on December 19, 2015, 03:53:23 PM
7 is usually the best, not worst
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 19, 2015, 05:06:54 PM
1. Bottom tier university in any of the power 5 conferences.

2. Dead last amount all universities in America

3. IQ scores would qualify them as a mid tier high-school (in Arkansas)

4.  Worse than Lawrence High School

5.  Equal to colleges in Somalia

6. Slightly below the University of Phoenix (sorry wacky)

7.  I don't consider Arkansas to be an academic institution

Let me educate you little turds:

1) The University of Arkansas has been recognized as a "Top-Tier National University", one of the "Best 371 Colleges", a "Best Southeastern College", and one of the "50 Best Public College Values".

2) The Sam M. Walton College of Business is ranked as the 24th top public business school in the nation, and is ranked 42nd amongst all public and private schools.

3) It has also been recognized for its 6th ranked public Marketing program,

4) 6th ranked public Corporate Strategy program,

5) 9th ranked Accounting program in its division,

6) 15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program

7) 25th ranked public Masters in Business Administration program.

8) The Fay Jones School of Architecture has been ranked as the 20th top undergraduate architecture program, and ranked with "notable distinction" into the list of America's World Class Schools of Architecture.

9) The University of Arkansas School of Law has been ranked as a top 100 "Best Law School".

10) The Creative Writing program in the J. William Fulbright College of Arts and Sciences has been ranked as the 5th best program in the nation.

And since this is a football page, the next one is free. The football team began representing the University of Arkansas in 1894 and has since become one of the nation's top 25 programs in terms of all-time wins at the Football Bowl Subdivision level. The program was a charter member of the Southwest Conference (SWC) in 1915 and remained in that conference until departing for the Southeastern Conference in 1991, where Arkansas has remained. The Razorbacks won the SWC thirteen times and the 1964 National Championship from 1915 to 1991, with great success coming under coaches Frank Broyles and Lou Holtz

 :buh-bye:
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: farmerchip on December 19, 2015, 05:17:09 PM
1. Bottom tier university in any of the power 5 conferences.

2. Dead last amount all universities in America

3. IQ scores would qualify them as a mid tier high-school (in Arkansas)

4.  Worse than Lawrence High School

5.  Equal to colleges in Somalia

6. Slightly below the University of Phoenix (sorry wacky)

7.  I don't consider Arkansas to be an academic institution

Let me educate you little turds:

1) The University of Arkansas has been recognized as a "Top-Tier National University", one of the "Best 371 Colleges", a "Best Southeastern College", and one of the "50 Best Public College Values".

2) The Sam M. Walton College of Business is ranked as the 24th top public business school in the nation, and is ranked 42nd amongst all public and private schools.

3) It has also been recognized for its 6th ranked public Marketing program,

4) 6th ranked public Corporate Strategy program,

5) 9th ranked Accounting program in its division,

6) 15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program

7) 25th ranked public Masters in Business Administration program.

8) The Fay Jones School of Architecture has been ranked as the 20th top undergraduate architecture program, and ranked with "notable distinction" into the list of America's World Class Schools of Architecture.

9) The University of Arkansas School of Law has been ranked as a top 100 "Best Law School".

10) The Creative Writing program in the J. William Fulbright College of Arts and Sciences has been ranked as the 5th best program in the nation.

And since this is a football page, the next one is free. The football team began representing the University of Arkansas in 1894 and has since become one of the nation's top 25 programs in terms of all-time wins at the Football Bowl Subdivision level. The program was a charter member of the Southwest Conference (SWC) in 1915 and remained in that conference until departing for the Southeastern Conference in 1991, where Arkansas has remained. The Razorbacks won the SWC thirteen times and the 1964 National Championship from 1915 to 1991, with great success coming under coaches Frank Broyles and Lou Holtz

 :buh-bye:
You forgot track
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: star seed 7 on December 19, 2015, 05:17:31 PM
that post certainly was a bit of creative writing
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 19, 2015, 05:43:21 PM
1. Bottom tier university in any of the power 5 conferences.

2. Dead last amount all universities in America

3. IQ scores would qualify them as a mid tier high-school (in Arkansas)

4.  Worse than Lawrence High School

5.  Equal to colleges in Somalia

6. Slightly below the University of Phoenix (sorry wacky)

7.  I don't consider Arkansas to be an academic institution
Hey man, that was a free MBA! :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: kitten_mittons on December 19, 2015, 07:13:12 PM

Let me educate you little turds:

1) The University of Arkansas has been recognized as a "Top-Tier National University", one of the "Best 371 Colleges", a "Best Southeastern College", and one of the "50 Best Public College Values".

2) The Sam M. Walton College of Business is ranked as the 24th top public business school in the nation, and is ranked 42nd amongst all public and private schools.

3) It has also been recognized for its 6th ranked public Marketing program,

4) 6th ranked public Corporate Strategy program,

5) 9th ranked Accounting program in its division,

6) 15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program

7) 25th ranked public Masters in Business Administration program.

8) The Fay Jones School of Architecture has been ranked as the 20th top undergraduate architecture program, and ranked with "notable distinction" into the list of America's World Class Schools of Architecture.

9) The University of Arkansas School of Law has been ranked as a top 100 "Best Law School".

10) The Creative Writing program in the J. William Fulbright College of Arts and Sciences has been ranked as the 5th best program in the nation.

 :buh-bye:
"One of the best 371 colleges!"
Lol

"A best southwestern college!"
All southwestern colleges are known for being complete dogshit, so that's good.

"50 best public college values!" 
If you're poor, this is an option!

"9th ranked accounting program (in its division)"
A division of 9 schools?

"15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program"
What is this? That can't be a real program.

"The University of Arkansas School of Law has been ranked as a top 100 Best Law School."
Top 100 is pretty good, if you are wanting to shut down your law school.

After reviewing this, it seems that the University of Arkansas is about a 7 minus on the scale.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Trim on December 19, 2015, 07:17:10 PM
a "Best Southeastern College"
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 19, 2015, 08:31:34 PM

Let me educate you little turds:

1) The University of Arkansas has been recognized as a "Top-Tier National University", one of the "Best 371 Colleges", a "Best Southeastern College", and one of the "50 Best Public College Values".

2) The Sam M. Walton College of Business is ranked as the 24th top public business school in the nation, and is ranked 42nd amongst all public and private schools.

3) It has also been recognized for its 6th ranked public Marketing program,

4) 6th ranked public Corporate Strategy program,

5) 9th ranked Accounting program in its division,

6) 15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program

7) 25th ranked public Masters in Business Administration program.

8) The Fay Jones School of Architecture has been ranked as the 20th top undergraduate architecture program, and ranked with "notable distinction" into the list of America's World Class Schools of Architecture.

9) The University of Arkansas School of Law has been ranked as a top 100 "Best Law School".

10) The Creative Writing program in the J. William Fulbright College of Arts and Sciences has been ranked as the 5th best program in the nation.

 :buh-bye:
"One of the best 371 colleges!"
Lol

"A best southwestern college!"
All southwestern colleges are known for being complete dogshit, so that's good.

"50 best public college values!" 
If you're poor, this is an option!

"9th ranked accounting program (in its division)"
A division of 9 schools?

"15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program"
What is this? That can't be a real program.

"The University of Arkansas School of Law has been ranked as a top 100 Best Law School."
Top 100 is pretty good, if you are wanting to shut down your law school.

After reviewing this, it seems that the University of Arkansas is about a 7 minus on the scale.

For shits and giggles, how does KSU measure up?  :eye:
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 08:35:44 PM
1. Bottom tier university in any of the power 5 conferences.

2. Dead last amount all universities in America

3. IQ scores would qualify them as a mid tier high-school (in Arkansas)

4.  Worse than Lawrence High School

5.  Equal to colleges in Somalia

6. Slightly below the University of Phoenix (sorry wacky)

7.  I don't consider Arkansas to be an academic institution

you misspelled among

"mid tier high-school" should actually be...mid-tier high school

carry on
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 08:40:46 PM

"15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program"
What is this? That can't be a real program.


I love it!

 :emawkid:
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: wetwillie on December 19, 2015, 08:42:26 PM
Does Arkansas not have an agricultural school?  Seems like a pretty big miss on the part of their administration.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 19, 2015, 08:43:49 PM
1. Bottom tier university in any of the power 5 conferences.

2. Dead last amount all universities in America

3. IQ scores would qualify them as a mid tier high-school (in Arkansas)

4.  Worse than Lawrence High School

5.  Equal to colleges in Somalia

6. Slightly below the University of Phoenix (sorry wacky)

7.  I don't consider Arkansas to be an academic institution

you misspelled among

"mid tier high-school" should actually be...mid-tier high school

carry on

you'll have to excuse my friend there, he's from Kansas.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 08:44:12 PM

"15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program"
What is this? That can't be a real program.


I love it!

 :emawkid:

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Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 08:45:49 PM
kitten, you have any more questions on supply chain management?

I have a KState buddy who recruits the hell out of the best in that field for a living
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 19, 2015, 08:46:25 PM

"15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program"
What is this? That can't be a real program.


I love it!

 :emawkid:

The facts come at you so fast it... just... messes you up. seriously though. we should leave these poor souls alone. i can only imagine the abuse their sisters are receiving because of us.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 08:47:08 PM
Here's one:

How many KState grads move to Northwest Arkansas for jobs?


And how many Arkansas grads move to central Kansas for jobs?



Let's discuss that
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Big Sam on December 19, 2015, 08:48:45 PM

Let me educate you little turds:

1) The University of Arkansas has been recognized as a "Top-Tier National University", one of the "Best 371 Colleges", a "Best Southeastern College", and one of the "50 Best Public College Values".

2) The Sam M. Walton College of Business is ranked as the 24th top public business school in the nation, and is ranked 42nd amongst all public and private schools.

3) It has also been recognized for its 6th ranked public Marketing program,

4) 6th ranked public Corporate Strategy program,

5) 9th ranked Accounting program in its division,

6) 15th ranked public Supply Chain Management program

7) 25th ranked public Masters in Business Administration program.

8) The Fay Jones School of Architecture has been ranked as the 20th top undergraduate architecture program, and ranked with "notable distinction" into the list of America's World Class Schools of Architecture.

9) The University of Arkansas School of Law has been ranked as a top 100 "Best Law School".

10) The Creative Writing program in the J. William Fulbright College of Arts and Sciences has been ranked as the 5th best program in the nation.

And since this is a football page, the next one is free. The football team began representing the University of Arkansas in 1894 and has since become one of the nation's top 25 programs in terms of all-time wins at the Football Bowl Subdivision level. The program was a charter member of the Southwest Conference (SWC) in 1915 and remained in that conference until departing for the Southeastern Conference in 1991, where Arkansas has remained. The Razorbacks won the SWC thirteen times and the 1964 National Championship from 1915 to 1991, with great success coming under coaches Frank Broyles and Lou Holtz

 :buh-bye:

Apparently not doing too well at tiny tractors, eh?
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 08:52:13 PM
kitten just signed off

guess he doesn't want to talk about supply chain management anymore
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 19, 2015, 08:58:05 PM
kitten just signed off

guess he doesn't want to talk about supply chain management anymore

like i said before, excuse my friend. he's a flat-lander.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: EMAWican on December 19, 2015, 09:03:00 PM
KState's national championships in dirt and plant judging trumps all of those pud education things.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: EMAWican on December 19, 2015, 09:04:28 PM
I mean we all know that "supply chain management" is just fancy words for "Walmart shelf stocker".
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: star seed 7 on December 19, 2015, 09:05:15 PM
Here's one:

How many KState grads move to Northwest Arkansas for jobs?


And how many Arkansas grads move to central Kansas for jobs?



Let's discuss that

 :lol:
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: rlh06 on December 19, 2015, 10:05:12 PM
I mean we all know that "supply chain management" is just fancy words for "Walmart shelf stocker".

Lol, you have the business savvy of a small salad bar. Keep us posted though on how that dirt and plant thing works out.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 10:14:49 PM
I mean we all know that "supply chain management" is just fancy words for "Walmart shelf stocker".

Lol, you have the business savvy of a small salad bar. Keep us posted though on how that dirt and plant thing works out.

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Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: TwobizE2P on December 19, 2015, 10:29:19 PM
Let me start my first goEMAW post by throwing a steeming cup of reality on the credibility of PigAggie....

The first fact related to the elite institution in Manhattan is that the number two executive in the C Suite at the chcicken company located right down the street from Ark is a 1982 graduate of K-State. In fact, even the CEO,didn't think enough of PigAggy to attend school there. Instead, he went for the higher education institution up in the northeast (of Fayetteville) called UT in Knoxville, TN. He was obviously wanted a real education along with a tradition of FB excellence.

Secondly, I see talk on this family blog referring to The Walton School of business at said PigAggy. Welp, the related giant retailer, who possesses a similar namesake, choose the the local office of a global accounting firm whose lead managing partner graduated from......yep, Kansas State!

So essentially, in less than 200 words, I've illustrated that not only do we have elite graduates from K-State but that we essentially control the two largest companies in Arkansas. It's actually somewhat easy to understand the anger and envy being thrust upon the fine constituents of Kansas State. I can only hope this non-relevant bowl match-up doesn't further pale the sad esteem of otherwise fine country folk.

I purposely avoided the legacy of the Clinton family as that would be considered piling on....btw, the later is a football term PigAggy, just in case your wondering.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 10:34:18 PM
so a KState grad does accounting for Walmart and thus controls Walmart?

ok
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 19, 2015, 10:35:04 PM
Does Arkansas not have an agricultural school?  Seems like a pretty big miss on the part of their administration.

They do. That's my ace in the hole.  :cool:

Let me start my first goEMAW post by throwing a steeming cup of reality on the credibility of PigAggie....

The first fact related to the elite institution in Manhattan is that the number two executive in the C Suite at the chcicken company located right down the street from Ark is a 1982 graduate of K-State. In fact, even the CEO,didn't think enough of PigAggy to attend school there. Instead, he went for the higher education institution up in the northeast (of Fayetteville) called UT in Knoxville, TN. He was obviously wanted a real education along with a tradition of FB excellence.

Secondly, I see talk on this family blog referring to The Walton School of business at said PigAggy. Welp, the related giant retailer, who possesses a similar namesake, choose the the local office of a global accounting firm whose lead managing partner graduated from......yep, Kansas State!

So essentially, in less than 200 words, I've illustrated that not only do we have elite graduates from K-State but that we essentially control the two largest companies in Arkansas. It's actually somewhat easy to understand the anger and envy being thrust upon the fine constituents of Kansas State. I can only hope this non-relevant bowl match-up doesn't further pale the sad esteem of otherwise fine country folk.

I purposely avoided the legacy of the Clinton family as that would be considered piling on....btw, the later is a football term PigAggy, just in case your wondering.

I'm pretty sure we're all dumber having read this... :frown:
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 10:42:12 PM
Does Arkansas not have an agricultural school?  Seems like a pretty big miss on the part of their administration.

They do. That's my ace in the hole.  :cool:

Let me start my first goEMAW post by throwing a steeming cup of reality on the credibility of PigAggie....

The first fact related to the elite institution in Manhattan is that the number two executive in the C Suite at the chcicken company located right down the street from Ark is a 1982 graduate of K-State. In fact, even the CEO,didn't think enough of PigAggy to attend school there. Instead, he went for the higher education institution up in the northeast (of Fayetteville) called UT in Knoxville, TN. He was obviously wanted a real education along with a tradition of FB excellence.

Secondly, I see talk on this family blog referring to The Walton School of business at said PigAggy. Welp, the related giant retailer, who possesses a similar namesake, choose the the local office of a global accounting firm whose lead managing partner graduated from......yep, Kansas State!

So essentially, in less than 200 words, I've illustrated that not only do we have elite graduates from K-State but that we essentially control the two largest companies in Arkansas. It's actually somewhat easy to understand the anger and envy being thrust upon the fine constituents of Kansas State. I can only hope this non-relevant bowl match-up doesn't further pale the sad esteem of otherwise fine country folk.

I purposely avoided the legacy of the Clinton family as that would be considered piling on....btw, the later is a football term PigAggy, just in case your wondering.

I'm pretty sure we're all dumber having read this... :frown:

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Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: rlh06 on December 19, 2015, 10:43:53 PM
Let me start my first goEMAW post by throwing a steeming cup of reality on the credibility of PigAggie....

The first fact related to the elite institution in Manhattan is that the number two executive in the C Suite at the chcicken company located right down the street from Ark is a 1982 graduate of K-State. In fact, even the CEO,didn't think enough of PigAggy to attend school there. Instead, he went for the higher education institution up in the northeast (of Fayetteville) called UT in Knoxville, TN. He was obviously wanted a real education along with a tradition of FB excellence.

Secondly, I see talk on this family blog referring to The Walton School of business at said PigAggy. Welp, the related giant retailer, who possesses a similar namesake, choose the the local office of a global accounting firm whose lead managing partner graduated from......yep, Kansas State!

So essentially, in less than 200 words, I've illustrated that not only do we have elite graduates from K-State but that we essentially control the two largest companies in Arkansas. It's actually somewhat easy to understand the anger and envy being thrust upon the fine constituents of Kansas State. I can only hope this non-relevant bowl match-up doesn't further pale the sad esteem of otherwise fine country folk.

I purposely avoided the legacy of the Clinton family as that would be considered piling on....btw, the later is a football term PigAggy, just in case your wondering.

First off, what did you really illustrate exactly? Secondly, it's great that KState produced a nice number 2. Congrats on that. Perhaps we can continue to play six degrees of Kevin Bacon to find something relevant you can connect to someone from Kstate. It could produce another number 2 so, that's a plus. Thirdly, you know Knoxville is actually south of Fayetteville right? Finally, any time you use essentially, you're essentially making a stretch. Nice try though.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: rlh06 on December 19, 2015, 10:46:15 PM
Nice pic, Harry. Sums things up nicely.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 19, 2015, 10:50:12 PM
Only a K State grad would brag about a former student being the CEO of George's chicken. You can't make this crap up
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: EMAWican on December 19, 2015, 10:54:10 PM
I mean we all know that "supply chain management" is just fancy words for "Walmart shelf stocker".

Lol, you have the business savvy of a small salad bar. Keep us posted though on how that dirt and plant thing works out.
I'm shocked that you don't understand how integral that dirt and plant thing is to "supply chain management". You must be a graduate of said Arkansas program.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 11:05:53 PM
the Stupid Level just went up again
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on December 19, 2015, 11:10:27 PM
Does Arkansas not have an agricultural school?  Seems like a pretty big miss on the part of their administration.

They do. That's my ace in the hole.  :cool:

Let me start my first goEMAW post by throwing a steeming cup of reality on the credibility of PigAggie....

The first fact related to the elite institution in Manhattan is that the number two executive in the C Suite at the chcicken company located right down the street from Ark is a 1982 graduate of K-State. In fact, even the CEO,didn't think enough of PigAggy to attend school there. Instead, he went for the higher education institution up in the northeast (of Fayetteville) called UT in Knoxville, TN. He was obviously wanted a real education along with a tradition of FB excellence.

Secondly, I see talk on this family blog referring to The Walton School of business at said PigAggy. Welp, the related giant retailer, who possesses a similar namesake, choose the the local office of a global accounting firm whose lead managing partner graduated from......yep, Kansas State!

So essentially, in less than 200 words, I've illustrated that not only do we have elite graduates from K-State but that we essentially control the two largest companies in Arkansas. It's actually somewhat easy to understand the anger and envy being thrust upon the fine constituents of Kansas State. I can only hope this non-relevant bowl match-up doesn't further pale the sad esteem of otherwise fine country folk.

I purposely avoided the legacy of the Clinton family as that would be considered piling on....btw, the later is a football term PigAggy, just in case your wondering.

I'm pretty sure we're all dumber having read this... :frown:

I've seen your posts and to be fair, for you,  I'm pretty sure that's not even possible.

 :buh-bye:
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 19, 2015, 11:14:21 PM
the Stupid Level just went up again

bringing new meaning to raising the bar. participation trophies all around!
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: muqluk on December 19, 2015, 11:16:28 PM
...participation trophies all around!
Undoubtedly a quote from your commencement speech.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 11:19:24 PM
the Stupid Level just went up again

bringing new meaning to raising the bar. participation trophies all around!

I think he's bragging about KState's Future Farmers of America chapter here

which is fine - they look like great kids

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Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: mocat on December 19, 2015, 11:20:24 PM
Lopakman may actually be a worse poster than wacky cat
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 11:21:56 PM
Lopakman may actually be a worse poster than wacky cat

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 19, 2015, 11:24:06 PM
the Stupid Level just went up again

bringing new meaning to raising the bar. participation trophies all around!

I think he's bragging about KState's Future Farmers of America chapter here

which is fine - they look like great kids

bruh u cant be dissing the FFA. eff wrong with u
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 11:26:36 PM
the Stupid Level just went up again

bringing new meaning to raising the bar. participation trophies all around!

I think he's bragging about KState's Future Farmers of America chapter here

which is fine - they look like great kids

bruh u cant be dissing the FFA. eff wrong with u

my bad
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 19, 2015, 11:31:20 PM
the Stupid Level just went up again

bringing new meaning to raising the bar. participation trophies all around!

I think he's bragging about KState's Future Farmers of America chapter here

which is fine - they look like great kids

bruh u cant be dissing the FFA. eff wrong with u

my bad

7 hail piggies and 7 hog fathers and all is forgiven my swiney brethren.  :excited:
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: kitten_mittons on December 19, 2015, 11:46:47 PM
Here's one:

How many KState grads move to Northwest Arkansas for jobs?


And how many Arkansas grads move to central Kansas for jobs?



Let's discuss that
I don't think there are any jobs in kansas that an arkansas grad isn't grossly underqualified for, so that's not really a fair comparison.

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Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: bucket on December 19, 2015, 11:57:43 PM
Here's one:

How many KState grads move to Northwest Arkansas for jobs?


And how many Arkansas grads move to central Kansas for jobs?



Let's discuss that

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Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: wetwillie on December 20, 2015, 12:13:47 AM
Didn't Bill Clinton do his undergrad at Arkansas?  I mean that is a pretty big feather in the ole cap if you ask me.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: TwobizE2P on December 20, 2015, 12:15:35 AM
the Stupid Level just went up again

You clearly have a lot of expertise on the stupid level. Appreciate you trying to enlighten those of us who don't hang in that ecosystem.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 20, 2015, 12:26:30 AM
Bama Stupid now has a rival

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Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: TwobizE2P on December 20, 2015, 12:42:37 AM
Let me start my first goEMAW post by throwing a steeming cup of reality on the credibility of PigAggie....

The first fact related to the elite institution in Manhattan is that the number two executive in the C Suite at the chcicken company located right down the street from Ark is a 1982 graduate of K-State. In fact, even the CEO,didn't think enough of PigAggy to attend school there. Instead, he went for the higher education institution up in the northeast (of Fayetteville) called UT in Knoxville, TN. He was obviously wanted a real education along with a tradition of FB excellence.

Secondly, I see talk on this family blog referring to The Walton School of business at said PigAggy. Welp, the related giant retailer, who possesses a similar namesake, choose the the local office of a global accounting firm whose lead managing partner graduated from......yep, Kansas State!

So essentially, in less than 200 words, I've illustrated that not only do we have elite graduates from K-State but that we essentially control the two largest companies in Arkansas. It's actually somewhat easy to understand the anger and envy being thrust upon the fine constituents of Kansas State. I can only hope this non-relevant bowl match-up doesn't further pale the sad esteem of otherwise fine country folk.

I purposely avoided the legacy of the Clinton family as that would be considered piling on....btw, the later is a football term PigAggy, just in case your wondering.

First off, what did you really illustrate exactly? Secondly, it's great that KState produced a nice number 2. Congrats on that. Perhaps we can continue to play six degrees of Kevin Bacon to find something relevant you can connect to someone from Kstate. It could produce another number 2 so, that's a plus. Thirdly, you know Knoxville is actually south of Fayetteville right? Finally, any time you use essentially, you're essentially making a stretch. Nice try though.

I don't know, I thought you guys would be pretty impressed with number two given your track record particularly, given that number one in my reference is from another SEC school that you try to emulate.

Also, love the Kevin "Bacon" reference. Would expect nothing less from a porker. Well done!
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 20, 2015, 10:53:54 AM
I read through that list of "accomplishments" for PigAggie and I have an appreciation for the PigAggie marketing department making that place sound like a real school.

The best accounting program in upper central Northwest Arkansas.   The top law school within close proximity to Futrall Drive and the I49 interchange. 
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: 09emaw on December 20, 2015, 04:53:10 PM
Didn't Bill Clinton do his undergrad at Arkansas?  I mean that is a pretty big feather in the ole cap if you ask me.

Clinton went to Georgetown undergrad and Yale Law school. He also went to Oxford as a Rhoades Scholar. He was a visiting professor at U of A for a short time but never a student.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: lopakman on December 20, 2015, 05:43:00 PM
it's really easty to get pig aggies worked up wow they're really defensive about their non-academic institution
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: wetwillie on December 20, 2015, 05:55:01 PM
Didn't Bill Clinton do his undergrad at Arkansas?  I mean that is a pretty big feather in the ole cap if you ask me.

Clinton went to Georgetown undergrad and Yale Law school. He also went to Oxford as a Rhoades Scholar. He was a visiting professor at U of A for a short time but never a student.

oh, given the high profile nature of their law school I just assumed he went there.  His parents were probably legacies at a Frat at Georgetown or something. 
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 20, 2015, 06:24:33 PM
it's really easty to get pig aggies worked up wow they're really defensive about their non-academic institution

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: farmerchip on December 20, 2015, 07:36:20 PM
 :gocho:
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 20, 2015, 07:59:18 PM
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Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: muqluk on December 20, 2015, 08:05:00 PM
It's too perfect that you choose to ridicule academic accomplishments in the thread throwing shade on the dubious nature of academics at U of Ark.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: wetwillie on December 20, 2015, 08:18:21 PM
I wonder what Beth is doing these days, she's the best.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 20, 2015, 08:19:57 PM
It's too perfect that you choose to ridicule academic accomplishments in the thread throwing shade on the dubious nature of academics at U of Ark.


I didn't ridicule anything

congrats to this debate team
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: The Big Train on December 20, 2015, 08:21:23 PM
fans from a school that cant win any championships making fun of a school winning another championship is just classic  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 20, 2015, 08:28:24 PM
Big Train - Still Stupid




anyway, here's you guys slamming the debate national championship actually

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=12170.0



What's up with that PC millennials?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: The Big Train on December 20, 2015, 08:31:28 PM
an arkansas fan bringing up stuff from the past, weird
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 20, 2015, 08:32:14 PM
wait a minute... Dickstone, were you banging this chick??  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: star seed 7 on December 20, 2015, 08:35:38 PM
i doubt dickstone can remember a quarter of the tens of thousands of women he's respected.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: TwobizE2P on December 20, 2015, 08:40:58 PM
wait a minute... Dickstone, were you banging this chick??  :cheers:

Another Zoophilia reference by one our guest....this stuff really is just instinctive for you guys isn't it?
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 20, 2015, 09:24:48 PM
wait a minute... Dickstone, were you banging this chick??  :cheers:

Another Zoophilia reference by one our guest....this stuff really is just instinctive for you guys isn't it?

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Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: star seed 7 on December 20, 2015, 09:28:45 PM
fake
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: The Big Train on December 20, 2015, 09:31:07 PM
this is seriously all they think about, and now taking the time to make fake maps of it, just a sad sad fanbase.  im glad they are ambassadors for the entire fanbase though, don't want to get awkward at tailgates
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: Cullen Fitzpatrick on December 20, 2015, 09:31:42 PM
wait a minute... Dickstone, were you banging this chick??  :cheers:

Another Zoophilia reference by one our guest....this stuff really is just instinctive for you guys isn't it?

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 20, 2015, 09:53:29 PM
this is seriously all they think about, and now taking the time to make fake maps of it, just a sad sad fanbase.  im glad they are ambassadors for the entire fanbase though, don't want to get awkward at tailgates

you're basic
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: sleepy on December 21, 2015, 07:28:19 AM
Arkansas composite ACT--25th percentile to 75th percentile:  22-28

http://collegeapps.about.com/od/collegeprofiles/p/arkansas.htm

Kansas State appears to have open admissions so no ACT/SAT scores are listed.

Flagship University of Kansas--25th percentile to 75th percentile:  21-28

http://collegeapps.about.com/od/state-act-scores/a/kansas-act-scores.htm

Sorry to see this considering Arkansas ranks at the bottom of most lists.

Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 21, 2015, 08:02:56 AM
Big Train - Still Stupid




anyway, here's you guys slamming the debate national championship actually

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=12170.0



What's up with that PC millennials?  :dunno:

Land judging?!  :ROFL:
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: rlh06 on December 21, 2015, 08:09:18 PM
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The guy in the middle is not real. Doesn't exist. Just a hologram to fill in for debate team photo ops. Probably designed by combining Landru with Tom Penders.
Title: Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 21, 2015, 08:36:18 PM
Again major props to the UPigAggie PR department for perpetuating their lies and getting people in PigAggie land to believe it.