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Title: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 12, 2015, 09:49:43 AM
so this is EMAW huh

this is it??

pfft

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Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Mo.Hog on December 12, 2015, 10:04:08 AM
Long live Jack
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: The Big Train on December 12, 2015, 10:31:41 AM
my 3 year old could 'shop a better picture with a box of crayons  :lol:
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 12, 2015, 10:36:30 AM
Train, I'm a bad photoshopper

why are there only 20 posters online here?

Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: WildcatPower on December 12, 2015, 10:52:10 AM
Train, I'm a bad photoshopper

why are there only 20 posters online here?

Probably because it is almost 11 in the morning and some posters are still trying to sleep off their hangovers. Or that some are in the graduation ceremony in Manhattan. Or some trying to get some Christmas shopping done before the cold weather slams this region.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 12, 2015, 11:06:41 AM
holy crap this place is boring - I'm falling asleep

too late to get some bowl against Central Michigan or somebody? anybody
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 12, 2015, 11:09:51 AM
Toledo might be available, they are awful tho
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: OB_Won on December 12, 2015, 11:49:48 AM
Train, I'm a bad photoshopper

why are there only 20 posters online here?
gE won the internet in 2011-2012, and it's been a slow decline since. Between the death of basketball and the drastic drop off in football there's just not much to be excited about. I guess facilities?

Now it's primarily a collection of about 30 friends that have "grown up" and moved on from college. Hot topics are work, child care, politics, religion, economy, homes, cooking/grilling, tv/movies, etc. They got "old".

The inside info has dwindled because they or their friends arent in class or at parties with the athletes anymore.

They have lost their edge, and are a shell of the mighty power they once were. It's inevitable.

Will they pass the torch to the next generation, and rise like the phoenix, or instead gently go into that good night?

(from a lurker who admittedly never contributed anything of value)
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 12, 2015, 11:52:10 AM
That hurts OB
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: MIZMAW on December 12, 2015, 02:19:22 PM
holy crap this place is boring - I'm falling asleep

too late to get some bowl against Central Michigan or somebody? anybody
Fans of those schoolswould probably get just as excited as Hog fans over playing the Insight bowl.  You can't expect a helmet program like KSU to get excited about playing a rinky dink bowl against a small time opponent.

Arkansas fans treat this game like the Super Bowl.  KSU fans treat it like the Pro Bowl.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: wetwillie on December 12, 2015, 02:32:29 PM
Train, I'm a bad photoshopper

why are there only 20 posters online here?
gE won the internet in 2011-2012, and it's been a slow decline since. Between the death of basketball and the drastic drop off in football there's just not much to be excited about. I guess facilities?

Now it's primarily a collection of about 30 friends that have "grown up" and moved on from college. Hot topics are work, child care, politics, religion, economy, homes, cooking/grilling, tv/movies, etc. They got "old".

The inside info has dwindled because they or their friends arent in class or at parties with the athletes anymore.

They have lost their edge, and are a shell of the mighty power they once were. It's inevitable.

Will they pass the torch to the next generation, and rise like the phoenix, or instead gently go into that good night?

(from a lurker who admittedly never contributed anything of value)


It's too bad no one will read this since it is buried ITT.  Hottest of the hot takes.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 12, 2015, 02:55:13 PM
holy crap this place is boring - I'm falling asleep

too late to get some bowl against Central Michigan or somebody? anybody
Fans of those schoolswould probably get just as excited as Hog fans over playing the Insight bowl.  You can't expect a helmet program like KSU to get excited about playing a rinky dink bowl against a small time opponent.

Arkansas fans treat this game like the Super Bowl.  KSU fans treat it like the Pro Bowl.

I love how you guys already know you're going to lose so your defense mechanism is to discredit the game.
I'm sure your players would love to know how their fans felt about their hardwork this year.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 12, 2015, 03:32:03 PM
holy crap this place is boring - I'm falling asleep

too late to get some bowl against Central Michigan or somebody? anybody
Fans of those schoolswould probably get just as excited as Hog fans over playing the Insight bowl.  You can't expect a helmet program like KSU to get excited about playing a rinky dink bowl against a small time opponent.

Arkansas fans treat this game like the Super Bowl.  KSU fans treat it like the Pro Bowl.

I love how you guys already know you're going to lose so your defense mechanism is to discredit the game.
I'm sure your players would love to know how their fans felt about their hardwork this year.

Players are mad they didn't win another conference championship, don't give AF about a bowl game.  Most are on the beach
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 12, 2015, 04:35:59 PM
Dickstone, what's your timeline for reinstating my client Pondwater Jack?
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 12, 2015, 04:40:59 PM
holy crap this place is boring - I'm falling asleep

too late to get some bowl against Central Michigan or somebody? anybody
Fans of those schoolswould probably get just as excited as Hog fans over playing the Insight bowl.  You can't expect a helmet program like KSU to get excited about playing a rinky dink bowl against a small time opponent.

Arkansas fans treat this game like the Super Bowl.  KSU fans treat it like the Pro Bowl.

I love how you guys already know you're going to lose so your defense mechanism is to discredit the game.
I'm sure your players would love to know how their fans felt about their hardwork this year.

Players are mad they didn't win another conference championship, don't give AF about a bowl game.  Most are on the beach

That's sad. I don't believe you though. That doesn't make any kind of sense. Not to mention, you were nowhere close to winning conference championship.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 12, 2015, 04:42:17 PM
okay, I hope this doesn't break any rules, but I'm giving Pondwater Jack my login creds here

I'm sure he'll stop by the give you bolshevik panty wastes a piece of his mind
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: The Big Train on December 12, 2015, 06:37:59 PM
that's fine, we could care less either way
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 12, 2015, 06:39:24 PM
Ohhh, Train. You know you miss Jack.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: The Big Train on December 12, 2015, 06:41:46 PM
I have no idea who that is
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 12, 2015, 06:45:39 PM
I have no idea who that is

You must be new here.  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: The Big Train on December 12, 2015, 06:47:09 PM
I have no idea who that is

You must be new here.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've been here since the beginning of this blog and I have never heard of him. is he like your dad or something  :confused:
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 12, 2015, 07:14:32 PM
I have no idea who that is

You must be new here.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've been here since the beginning of this blog and I have never heard of him. is he like your dad or something  :confused:

Don't play Coy, Train. I think you know Jack.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Katpappy on December 12, 2015, 08:14:27 PM
I have no idea who that is

You must be new here.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've been here since the beginning of this blog and I have never heard of him. is he like your dad or something  :confused:

Don't play Coy, Train. I think you know Jack.
No, you're being coy here.  You know all the locals know Jack swims in the "pond" behind his trailer, that is the sewer lagoon.  And how nice of you to call him pondwater jack, when everyone that knows him IRL calls him stinkwater jack.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 12, 2015, 09:13:54 PM
that's fine, we could care less either way

YOU BETTER START CARING!  :curse:
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 12, 2015, 09:53:02 PM
I have no idea who that is

You must be new here.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've been here since the beginning of this blog and I have never heard of him. is he like your dad or something  :confused:

Don't play Coy, Train. I think you know Jack.
No, you're being coy here.  You know all the locals know Jack swims in the "pond" behind his trailer, that is the sewer lagoon.  And how nice of you to call him pondwater jack, when everyone that knows him IRL calls him stinkwater jack.

Wait - this isn't real life?! :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 12, 2015, 10:38:18 PM
Dickstone, what's your timeline for reinstating my client Pondwater Jack?

When Arkansas wins a championship
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: The Big Train on December 12, 2015, 10:42:26 PM
hes never coming back  :frown:
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: MIZMAW on December 13, 2015, 10:27:22 PM
holy crap this place is boring - I'm falling asleep

too late to get some bowl against Central Michigan or somebody? anybody
Fans of those schoolswould probably get just as excited as Hog fans over playing the Insight bowl.  You can't expect a helmet program like KSU to get excited about playing a rinky dink bowl against a small time opponent.

Arkansas fans treat this game like the Super Bowl.  KSU fans treat it like the Pro Bowl.

I love how you guys already know you're going to lose so your defense mechanism is to discredit the game.
I'm sure your players would love to know how their fans felt about their hardwork this year.
MY team turned down a bowl invite this year because...who gives a damn about crappy bowls that will hurt the image of our program? 
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: meow meow on December 14, 2015, 09:08:05 AM
holy crap this place is boring - I'm falling asleep

too late to get some bowl against Central Michigan or somebody? anybody
Fans of those schoolswould probably get just as excited as Hog fans over playing the Insight bowl.  You can't expect a helmet program like KSU to get excited about playing a rinky dink bowl against a small time opponent.

Arkansas fans treat this game like the Super Bowl.  KSU fans treat it like the Pro Bowl.

I love how you guys already know you're going to lose so your defense mechanism is to discredit the game.
I'm sure your players would love to know how their fans felt about their hardwork this year.
MY team turned down a bowl invite this year because...who gives a damn about crappy bowls that will hurt the image of our program?

I think racism hurts the image of Mizzou, dumbass.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 14, 2015, 06:50:20 PM
holy crap this place is boring - I'm falling asleep

too late to get some bowl against Central Michigan or somebody? anybody
Fans of those schoolswould probably get just as excited as Hog fans over playing the Insight bowl.  You can't expect a helmet program like KSU to get excited about playing a rinky dink bowl against a small time opponent.

Arkansas fans treat this game like the Super Bowl.  KSU fans treat it like the Pro Bowl.

I love how you guys already know you're going to lose so your defense mechanism is to discredit the game.
I'm sure your players would love to know how their fans felt about their hardwork this year.
MY team turned down a bowl invite this year because...who gives a damn about crappy bowls that will hurt the image of our program?

Why are you even here?
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: rlh06 on December 14, 2015, 06:52:40 PM
holy crap this place is boring - I'm falling asleep

too late to get some bowl against Central Michigan or somebody? anybody
Fans of those schoolswould probably get just as excited as Hog fans over playing the Insight bowl.  You can't expect a helmet program like KSU to get excited about playing a rinky dink bowl against a small time opponent.

Arkansas fans treat this game like the Super Bowl.  KSU fans treat it like the Pro Bowl.

I love how you guys already know you're going to lose so your defense mechanism is to discredit the game.
I'm sure your players would love to know how their fans felt about their hardwork this year.
MY team turned down a bowl invite this year because...who gives a damn about crappy bowls that will hurt the image of our program?

Why are you even here?

Living vicariously through other bowl teams?
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 15, 2015, 07:38:26 AM
holy crap this place is boring - I'm falling asleep

too late to get some bowl against Central Michigan or somebody? anybody
Fans of those schoolswould probably get just as excited as Hog fans over playing the Insight bowl.  You can't expect a helmet program like KSU to get excited about playing a rinky dink bowl against a small time opponent.

Arkansas fans treat this game like the Super Bowl.  KSU fans treat it like the Pro Bowl.

I love how you guys already know you're going to lose so your defense mechanism is to discredit the game.
I'm sure your players would love to know how their fans felt about their hardwork this year.
MY team turned down a bowl invite this year because...who gives a damn about crappy bowls that will hurt the image of our program?

Why are you even here?

His meth connection is one of the mods.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: kanzus state sux pigdicks on December 15, 2015, 11:50:44 AM
Dickstone, what's your timeline for reinstating my client Pondwater Jack?

When Arkansas wins a championship


What kind of championship?
We have dozens.

We can offer these -

"The most successful program in NCAA history, the Arkansas men's track and field and cross country teams, led by head coach Chris Bucknam, sprints coach Doug Case and field coach Travis Geophert, are the most decorated teams in the athletics department. The program has won a total of 41 national titles (19 Indoor Championships,[69] 11 Outdoor Championships,[70] and 11 Cross Country Championships[71]), the last being the 2013 Indoor Track and Field National Championship."   -- per Wiki --

Let me guess, Track "doesnt count", right?
Eventho its the hardest sport to win titles in as you have to score and point in MANY different events.

But, we have a football and basketball NC, that winning enough for you, Dicky?
 
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 15, 2015, 12:25:47 PM
Dickstone, what's your timeline for reinstating my client Pondwater Jack?

When Arkansas wins a championship


But, we have a football and basketball NC, that winning enough for you, Dicky?
lol, no
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: star seed 7 on December 15, 2015, 01:05:41 PM
Track  :lol:
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: EMAWzified on December 15, 2015, 02:05:00 PM
Because Memphis:
K-State -- Lean, mean 1950s proto-punk, lock-up-your daughters Elvis.
Arkansas -- 1970s fat, disgusting, Vegas, lock-up-your frustrated wives Elvis.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 15, 2015, 02:40:01 PM
Because Memphis:
K-State -- Lean, mean 1950s proto-punk, lock-up-your daughters Elvis.
Arkansas -- 1970s fat, disgusting, Vegas, lock-up-your frustrated wives Elvis.

That 1970s Elvis would have been the best player on K-State's football team back then. 
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 15, 2015, 02:41:27 PM
Because Memphis:
K-State -- Lean, mean 1950s proto-punk, lock-up-your daughters Elvis.
Arkansas -- 1970s fat, disgusting, Vegas, lock-up-your frustrated wives Elvis.

That 1970s Elvis would have been the best player on K-State's football team back then.
.
Probably, have you seen those hip gyrations  :love:
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: star seed 7 on December 15, 2015, 04:42:19 PM
Ha, yeah we sucked back before I was alive!
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 16, 2015, 06:31:45 AM
that's fine, we could care less either way

How much less could you care?
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 16, 2015, 06:53:03 AM
that's fine, we could care less either way

How much less could you care?

Don't confuse 'im, Jimminey......he's still tryin' to figure out why the guys down to the YMCA nicknamed him "Train."

Rev
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 16, 2015, 10:07:27 AM
I regret to inform my K-State brethren that the Memphis Zoo has been put on high alert for incoming prairie tards.  Beginning Dec. 30, the goat, sheep, cattle and elephant (??) exhibits will be off limits to anyone wearing purple or displaying gap in their teeth measuring more than half an inch.  Also, men accompanied by women weighing more than 3 bills. 

On a brighter note, all the Motel 6's in the Memphis area have relaxed their "pet friendly" rules, so you can bring your livestock with you and it'll feel like home.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: The Big Train on December 16, 2015, 10:12:31 AM
wow you just burned us so bad
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 16, 2015, 10:45:05 AM
wow you just burned us so bad

Like your secondary.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 16, 2015, 12:40:35 PM
wow you just burned us so bad

Him making fun of your fanbase's love for farm animals is no different than you all making fun of Arkansas for the less than 1% of people that even somewhat resemble your description.

wow you just burned us so bad

Like your secondary.

Then this happened. Maybe this is something we can both agree on. Both secondary's suck ass.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: The Big Train on December 16, 2015, 12:57:57 PM
I can agree to that
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 16, 2015, 01:48:51 PM
Holy crap.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: hatingfrancisco on December 16, 2015, 08:11:30 PM
My kickass rock band traveled to fayetteville in the late 90's to play a private party for the then National Champion Track and field team. 

A kickass time was had and everyone was totally awesome. 

It was humid as hell though so I'm never ever going back.

Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 16, 2015, 08:14:34 PM
My kickass rock band traveled to fayetteville in the late 90's to play a private party for the then National Champion Track and field team. 

A kickass time was had and everyone was totally awesome. 

It was humid as hell though so I'm never ever going back.

Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk

Well thank you sir.

And you're right about the humidity. It's brutal.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: wetwillie on December 16, 2015, 10:34:44 PM
Really latched on to the beastialiity thing this time around.  Kind if surprised how much zeal they brought on that.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 16, 2015, 10:39:15 PM
Really latched on to the beastialiity thing this time around.  Kind if surprised how much zeal they brought on that.

Tit for tat.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 17, 2015, 09:01:31 AM
Really latched on to the beastialiity thing this time around.  Kind if surprised how much zeal they brought on that.

Tit for tat.

Or, in K-State's case, teet for tat.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 17, 2015, 09:10:01 AM
Really latched on to the beastialiity thing this time around.  Kind if surprised how much zeal they brought on that.

Tit for tat.

Or, in K-State's case, teet for tat.

That's a good point.
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: sleepy on December 18, 2015, 08:31:10 AM
Your hick friends from Ames made the trip to Memphis a few years ago with great fear about encountering large groups of black people while in town.  But aside from their thrashing at the hands of TULSA, they stayed drunk and had a good time.

A word about Hog fans.  As you can see, they tailgate hard but in a friendly way and welcome all comers from opposing fanbases.

/s/ Memphis native exiled to northern Iowa.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn2.sbnation.com%2Fimported_assets%2F836294%2FMeanwhile-In-Arkansas_medium.jpg&hash=000192e1104aed4f3456c90f9f89fe403cdb8eba)
Title: Re: Help Thread for kstaters heading to Memphis: Complete with interactive poll
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 18, 2015, 09:06:23 AM
Your hick friends from Ames made the trip to Memphis a few years ago with great fear about encountering large groups of black people while in town.  But aside from their thrashing at the hands of TULSA, they stayed drunk and had a good time.

A word about Hog fans.  As you can see, they tailgate hard but in a friendly way and welcome all comers from opposing fanbases.

/s/ Memphis native exiled to northern Iowa.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn2.sbnation.com%2Fimported_assets%2F836294%2FMeanwhile-In-Arkansas_medium.jpg&hash=000192e1104aed4f3456c90f9f89fe403cdb8eba)

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