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Title: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: renocat on November 07, 2015, 05:25:42 PM
Sitting in the yard watching a squirrel.  It is jumping up and down limbs.  Seems like a worthless effort.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: OK_Cat on November 07, 2015, 05:31:14 PM
Squirrels are pretty fortunate. If they are smart enough to not get hit by a car, they just chill all day and store nuts.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: The Big Train on November 07, 2015, 05:39:15 PM
Squirrels are pretty fortunate. If they are smart enough to not get hit by a car, they just chill all day and store nuts.

 :frown:

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Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: nicname on November 07, 2015, 06:02:55 PM
I think they're adorable.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: CNS on November 07, 2015, 06:26:18 PM
Yep.  have always wanted a couple  as pets.

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Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: cDubya on November 07, 2015, 08:34:42 PM
Total #CoalAggie comment incoming...


Because they're tasty. And they make good target practice for the upcoming deer season.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: SdK on November 07, 2015, 09:17:06 PM
People eat squirrels? :frown:
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: renocat on November 07, 2015, 11:20:25 PM
My hillbilly uncle liked steamed squirrel brains with the eyes in the skull.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: Fldermaus on November 08, 2015, 07:38:21 PM
God created them essentially as acorn dispersal units. God has a thing for oak trees, and seems to be pretty smug about their leaf design and acorn shape. You could say he's nuts for them. The fuzzy tail of squirrels is just an inside joke.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: cDubya on November 08, 2015, 07:47:13 PM
Warbles, tho...  :Yuck:
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: Asteriskhead on November 08, 2015, 09:26:55 PM
tree rats.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on November 08, 2015, 11:14:57 PM
"god" didn't create squirrels

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Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: That_Guy on November 09, 2015, 04:55:21 AM
If I could have one as a pet I would. They're one of my joys walking through campus.


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Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 09, 2015, 08:59:05 AM
I've been putting the hurt on the squirrels in my backyard.  I think I've arrowed 6, and rough ridin' 4 of them have run off with my arrow sticking right through them.  I need to get some small game specific tips.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: AbeFroman on November 09, 2015, 09:12:59 AM
I was on campus this weekend and enjoyed seeing all the fearless squirrels.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: CNS on November 09, 2015, 09:13:39 AM
I've been putting the hurt on the squirrels in my backyard.  I think I've arrowed 6, and rough ridin' 4 of them have run off with my arrow sticking right through them.  I need to get some small game specific tips.

You are playing with fire in JOCO, my friend. You are a witness away from being on the news.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 09, 2015, 09:14:50 AM
I shoot them with a bb gun sometimes
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: Tobias on November 09, 2015, 09:16:02 AM
:frown:
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: WildcatNkilt on November 09, 2015, 09:18:08 AM
Way too many squirrels in my neighborhood.  I didn't think there was such thing as too many squirrels....but there is.  A couple weeks ago I had a squirrel sitting on a limb screaming/chirping/squeaking/ at me until I left.  I was afraid it was going to attack me. 
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 09, 2015, 09:23:43 AM
Way too many squirrels in my neighborhood.  I didn't think there was such thing as too many squirrels....but there is.  A couple weeks ago I had a squirrel sitting on a limb screaming/chirping/squeaking/ at me until I left.  I was afraid it was going to attack me.

That squirrel used to be nicer, but then emo put an arrow through its knee.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: Asteriskhead on November 09, 2015, 09:26:18 AM
"god" didn't create squirrels

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Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 09, 2015, 09:28:04 AM
Look at these edgy atheists!  :love:
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: The Big Train on November 09, 2015, 09:43:58 AM
What does being atheist have to do with shooting squirrels with arrows :confused:
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: Karlen on November 09, 2015, 09:44:52 AM
They're tree rats. Worthless tree rats. Fun target practice with the 22 tho
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 09, 2015, 09:46:07 AM
What does being atheist have to do with shooting squirrels with arrows :confused:
I'm not talking about arrows, i'm talking to metalhead and Erii. It's not always about you, TBT.  ;)
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: The Big Train on November 09, 2015, 09:46:58 AM
What does being atheist have to do with shooting squirrels with arrows :confused:
I'm not talking about arrows, i'm talking to metalhead and Erii. It's not always about you, TBT.  ;)

 :Take the Bait:  :Woot:
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: Asteriskhead on November 09, 2015, 09:50:18 AM
What does being atheist have to do with shooting squirrels with arrows :confused:
I'm not talking about arrows, i'm talking to metalhead and Erii. It's not always about you, TBT.  ;)

there was a question asked, we provided an answer. that's how a discussion works.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 09, 2015, 09:53:15 AM
I don't want to send this to the pit, but with my experience, atheist love to jump in any chance they get, to tell you how god doesn't exist. It's almost as bad as a jehovah witness.  :D either way, just giving you two a little crap. I honestly don't know who created squirrels, but I think they're adorable.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: The Big Train on November 09, 2015, 09:57:13 AM
Well, a mommy and daddy squirrel both see the same acorn and fight over it. Then they fall in love and decide to have a litter of their own. Stuff happens that I won't get into because this is a family blog but poof, baby squirrels :love:
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 09, 2015, 10:01:10 AM
I've been putting the hurt on the squirrels in my backyard.  I think I've arrowed 6, and rough ridin' 4 of them have run off with my arrow sticking right through them.  I need to get some small game specific tips.

You are playing with fire in JOCO, my friend. You are a witness away from being on the news.

Y I should probably stop doing that.  I caught one on one of my gutter pipes and this illogical fear of them getting into my attic took over me (happened to my parents).  I just need to trap them like my neighbor.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: mocat on November 09, 2015, 10:06:32 AM
a better question is who tf invented the word squirrel. i mean look at that thing. what a mess.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 09, 2015, 10:12:38 AM
I really hate them
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: WildcatNkilt on November 09, 2015, 10:23:45 AM
This summer I had to remove two large (but shitty) trees in my backyard.  I think they are still pissed about that.  They used to be able to travel by trees from one back yard to another.  I ruined that for them. 
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: steve dave on November 09, 2015, 10:30:12 AM
:frown:

yeah, what in the actual eff is wrong with you people?
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: star seed 7 on November 09, 2015, 10:32:04 AM
:frown:

yeah, what in the actual eff is wrong with you people?

Bloodlust
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: lopakman on November 09, 2015, 10:36:49 AM
What in the eff?  Squirrels are great, they're fun to watch and they're pretty tasty.  Now why did God created mosquitos, I'd like to know the answer to that one.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 09, 2015, 10:38:36 AM
What in the eff?  Squirrels are great, they're fun to watch and they're pretty tasty.  Now why did God created mosquitos, I'd like to know the answer to that one.
Frogs gotta eat!
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: Asteriskhead on November 09, 2015, 10:49:54 AM
I really hate them

one lovely fall saturday last year, purplebear4, lib^7 and myself walked across campus from aggieville to a tailgate with goofy fred. while on the walk, fred pointed out every single squirrel that he saw and laughed, we came across between 10 and 20 of them. once we got to the tailgate and we got ready to go our separate ways, he turned to lib^7 and said, "i hate squirrels", laughed and walked off. it has got to be one of my top ten fred experiences. on this same walk he threatened to push lib^7 into the jardine pond.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 09, 2015, 11:00:30 AM
Squirrels are just rats with fluffy tails.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: star seed 7 on November 09, 2015, 11:05:01 AM
I think maybe fred just hated me  :ohno:
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: Canary on November 09, 2015, 11:40:55 AM
What does being atheist have to do with shooting squirrels with arrows :confused:
I'm not talking about arrows, i'm talking to metalhead and Erii. It's not always about you, TBT.  ;)

 :Take the Bait:  :Woot:
I'm just relieved that people know it's not always about you, TBT.  My parents raised me to know it is always about me!
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: sys on November 09, 2015, 11:55:50 AM
If I could have one as a pet I would. They're one of my joys walking through campus.

the right to keep squirrels was an enormous constitutional oversight.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on November 09, 2015, 12:45:06 PM
I think maybe fred just hated me  :ohno:

Can't blame him.
Title: Re: Why did God create squirrels?
Post by: HerrSonntag on November 09, 2015, 05:11:21 PM
Why do squirrels hatch from underground eggs?