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Title: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on October 27, 2015, 02:20:17 PM
I'm sure many of you have noticed that the injury bug has bitten this team, hard. Many media outlets and high profile donors (not so much media bloggers and donors on this site) have been crediting many of our losses and other shortcomings on injuries. I believe this is an effort to shift the blame from where it belongs and grant this season a pass. What is different about this season from season's prior? You guessed it, the Vaneir, or should I say "vaneer", family football chowder room. This exorbitant luxury has undoubtedly made our players soft, resulting in more injuries. Wildcat football players are cut from wheat stalks in rural kansas, night the ivory towers of some lavish spa.

The problem is, what do you do? It seems insane to tear the building down. Perhaps we could limit player access in proportion to winning %. For example, 3 wins gets you locker room and weight room, but no access to the whirlpool, study rooms, film sessions or Gatorade bar.  Other suggestions are welcome.

We need to remedy the wrong before it is too late.
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: CHONGS on October 27, 2015, 02:24:28 PM
I don't think we have more injuries than most teams.
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: wabash909 on October 27, 2015, 02:34:22 PM
The problem isn't the injuries to our starters.  It's that the backups we having filling in for the starters mostly shouldn't be playing Division 1 football at their respective positions.

Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 27, 2015, 03:01:05 PM
This coaching staff is in love with themselves when it comes to walk-ons and DITR's and this is why the depth sucks and lacks true P5-D1 players.

Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: Steffy08 on October 27, 2015, 03:02:33 PM
I'm sure many of you have noticed that the injury bug has bitten this team, hard. Many media outlets and high profile donors (not so much media bloggers and donors on this site) have been crediting many of our losses and other shortcomings on injuries. I believe this is an effort to shift the blame from where it belongs and grant this season a pass. What is different about this season from season's prior? You guessed it, the Vaneir, or should I say "vaneer", family football chowder room. This exorbitant luxury has undoubtedly made our players soft, resulting in more injuries. Wildcat football players are cut from wheat stalks in rural kansas, night the ivory towers of some lavish spa.

The problem is, what do you do? It seems insane to tear the building down. Perhaps we could limit player access in proportion to winning %. For example, 3 wins gets you locker room and weight room, but no access to the whirlpool, study rooms, film sessions or Gatorade bar.  Other suggestions are welcome.

We need to remedy the wrong before it is too late.

Finally, somebody proposing solutions rather than just bitching.  Bravo!
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: joda on October 27, 2015, 03:14:56 PM
I'm sure many of you have noticed that the injury bug has bitten this team, hard. Many media outlets and high profile donors (not so much media bloggers and donors on this site) have been crediting many of our losses and other shortcomings on injuries. I believe this is an effort to shift the blame from where it belongs and grant this season a pass. What is different about this season from season's prior? You guessed it, the Vaneir, or should I say "vaneer", family football chowder room. This exorbitant luxury has undoubtedly made our players soft, resulting in more injuries. Wildcat football players are cut from wheat stalks in rural kansas, night the ivory towers of some lavish spa.

The problem is, what do you do? It seems insane to tear the building down. Perhaps we could limit player access in proportion to winning %. For example, 3 wins gets you locker room and weight room, but no access to the whirlpool, study rooms, film sessions or Gatorade bar.  Other suggestions are welcome.

We need to remedy the wrong before it is too late.

Finally, somebody proposing solutions rather than just bitching.  Bravo!

  :D
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on October 27, 2015, 10:11:50 PM
I don't think we have more injuries than most teams.

Clearly thinking isn't a specialty of yours  :Lurk:
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on October 27, 2015, 10:13:45 PM
You should at least check the chirp vcr system before sounding off with that dumbassery
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: Big Sam on October 27, 2015, 11:31:18 PM
I'm sure many of you have noticed that the injury bug has bitten this team, hard. Many media outlets and high profile donors (not so much media bloggers and donors on this site) have been crediting many of our losses and other shortcomings on injuries. I believe this is an effort to shift the blame from where it belongs and grant this season a pass. What is different about this season from season's prior? You guessed it, the Vaneir, or should I say "vaneer", family football chowder room. This exorbitant luxury has undoubtedly made our players soft, resulting in more injuries. Wildcat football players are cut from wheat stalks in rural kansas, night the ivory towers of some lavish spa.

The problem is, what do you do? It seems insane to tear the building down. Perhaps we could limit player access in proportion to winning %. For example, 3 wins gets you locker room and weight room, but no access to the whirlpool, study rooms, film sessions or Gatorade bar.  Other suggestions are welcome.

We need to remedy the wrong before it is too late.

Maybe Ron Prince can be invited into to bury the sucker.  Maybe haul up "Big Brutus" from West Mineral down in SEK.  It should be big enough for both Ranni's ego, and dealing with "Vaneer."
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: Hullabaloo on October 28, 2015, 03:18:15 PM
Maybe you stumbled upon the real problem - they didn't have the old Vanier available to them, so where were they working out leading up to this season?  The rec center?  At the sheep farm throwing tractor tires around?
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: Katpappy on October 28, 2015, 03:25:32 PM
Maybe you stumbled upon the real problem - they didn't have the old Vanier available to them, so where were they working out leading up to this season?  The rec center?  At the sheep farm throwing tractor tires around?
I think they were all doing odd farm jobs.  But we should really ask an expert on the subject @SteveDave
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 28, 2015, 09:23:43 PM
Can you help me understand your thread title?
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: bones129 on October 29, 2015, 12:41:05 AM
Maybe you stumbled upon the real problem - they didn't have the old Vanier available to them, so where were they working out leading up to this season?  The rec center?  At the sheep farm throwing tractor tires around?

I suspect that Coach Snyder will answer your question if you call, text, or email him. Please let us know what he says, and TIA.
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: wiley on October 29, 2015, 03:42:36 PM
Maybe you stumbled upon the real problem - they didn't have the old Vanier available to them, so where were they working out leading up to this season?  The rec center?  At the sheep farm throwing tractor tires around?

I suspect that Coach Snyder will answer your question if you call, text, or email write him and hand written letter. Please let us know what he says, and TIA.
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: Winters on October 29, 2015, 04:39:45 PM
Maybe you stumbled upon the real problem - they didn't have the old Vanier available to them, so where were they working out leading up to this season?  The rec center?  At the sheep farm throwing tractor tires around?
great first post
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: DQ12 on October 29, 2015, 04:47:43 PM
Can you help me understand your thread title?
it took me a few days too, but what i think it's getting is...ok you know how when you chip a tooth and the dentist puts a fake tooth on where it chipped off?  i think that's a vaneer.  so i guess he's saying that it's like a bandaid complex or something.
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 29, 2015, 08:22:39 PM
Can you help me understand your thread title?
it took me a few days too, but what i think it's getting is...ok you know how when you chip a tooth and the dentist puts a fake tooth on where it chipped off?  i think that's a vaneer.  so i guess he's saying that it's like a bandaid complex or something.

Yeah. I had a tough time figuring it out because it's a terrible title and also misspelled (paging Kelsey Grammar). This thread doesn't have a ton going for it. :frown:
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on October 29, 2015, 09:05:18 PM
Can you help me understand your thread title?
it took me a few days too, but what i think it's getting is...ok you know how when you chip a tooth and the dentist puts a fake tooth on where it chipped off?  i think that's a vaneer.  so i guess he's saying that it's like a bandaid complex or something.

Yeah. I had a tough time figuring it out because it's a terrible title and also misspelled (paging Kelsey Grammar). This thread doesn't have a ton going for it. :frown:

Get unilleterate, tards
 :lol:
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on November 03, 2015, 09:47:11 PM
Well, great!

The band, the same one that embarrassed the university with the perverted male genitals swollowing parrot demonstration, is getting a piece of the "vaneer". Another white privilege, this time for the insolent band. I can only imagine what the band will sound like next season, hint: your neighbor's 10-year old hitting a paint bucket with a tennis racket. Enough is enough with this pampering.

#concerned #needagoodplummerinoberlin
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: Bloodfart on November 03, 2015, 11:01:25 PM
Hellhammer and I are going to be viewing Thurdays game from one of the coaches offices.  Should we leave a note about FSD's concerns about strength and conditioning?
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: Blackcats on November 04, 2015, 12:23:25 AM
Hellhammer and I are going to be viewing Thurdays game from one of the coaches offices.  Should we leave a note about FSD's concerns about strength and conditioning?

Couldn't hurt. Also, leave one for oscar in c/o whoever's office you're in. Basketball S&C is the worst in the B12. 
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: HELLHAMMER on November 04, 2015, 08:57:37 AM
Hellhammer and I are going to be viewing Thurdays game from one of the coaches offices.  Should we leave a note about FSD's concerns about strength and conditioning?

Couldn't hurt. Also, leave one for oscar in c/o whoever's office you're in. Basketball S&C is the worst in the B12.

Consider it done. #BID
Title: Re: "Vaneer" Complex
Post by: Bloodfart on November 06, 2015, 10:34:03 AM
Message delivered... prolly never invited back.     :shy: