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Title: Things small town people do
Post by: Havs on August 13, 2015, 09:38:35 PM: Drive 45+ minutes to eat at Olive Garden as a "treat"
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Post by: CNS on August 13, 2015, 09:42:20 PM: Gross

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Post by: Phil Titola on August 13, 2015, 09:48:29 PM: Drink while driving down dirt roads
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Post by: Phil Titola on August 13, 2015, 09:48:50 PM: Stock up at Wal-Mart two towns away
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Post by: Phil Titola on August 13, 2015, 09:49:30 PM: Get :Woohoo: for county fair week
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Post by: 8manpick on August 13, 2015, 09:50:08 PM: Root for the Packers, Cardinals and Cyclones
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Post by: Phil Titola on August 13, 2015, 09:50:15 PM: Work much harder than I do (muscle work)
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Post by: The Big Train on August 13, 2015, 09:50:45 PM: go shoot guns and blow crap up at the pond
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 13, 2015, 09:55:02 PM: meth
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Post by: Dub on August 13, 2015, 09:58:54 PM: Create a liquor-infused tapestry of fear colored by intimidation, abuse and lies. Stalk, give death threats, trespass, provide drive-by gunfire, create massive explosions, perform cattle theft, hit-and-run driving and marital strife.

:dunno:
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Post by: The Big Train on August 13, 2015, 09:59:26 PM: put firecrackers in empty beer bottles and throw them up in the air above the campfire
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Post by: AppleJack on August 13, 2015, 10:01:16 PM: kill animals
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Post by: The Big Train on August 13, 2015, 10:02:28 PM: light pastures on fire
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 13, 2015, 10:05:45 PM: do they have dentists in small towns?
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Post by: The Big Train on August 13, 2015, 10:07:48 PM: wear cowboy boots with tight jeans and plaid pearl snaps to church
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Post by: star seed 7 on August 13, 2015, 11:52:55 PM: i don't have any idea
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Post by: Asteriskhead on August 13, 2015, 11:58:02 PM: Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on August 13, 2015, 11:52:55 PM
i don't have any idea

Well, so far, they've done a pretty good job of portraying a large contigent of kansas, city, town and country.
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Post by: bones129 on August 14, 2015, 12:10:06 AM: Quote from: Phil Titola on August 13, 2015, 09:48:29 PM
Drink while driving down dirt roads

And shoot road signs and cows while doing so.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 14, 2015, 06:45:35 AM: Gossip about each other
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Post by: The Big Train on August 14, 2015, 06:51:18 AM: star gazing in the back of a flatbed truck
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Post by: michigancat on August 14, 2015, 07:16:27 AM: get looked down upon for where they choose (or may not choose) to live
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:18:03 AM: Quote from: michigancat on August 14, 2015, 07:16:27 AM
get looked down upon for where they choose (or may not choose) to live

this isn't exclusive to small town people you hippy san franciscan
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:18:32 AM: eat at bobs drive in
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Post by: michigancat on August 14, 2015, 07:18:35 AM: Just a little light Friday humor for y'all. :)
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:19:01 AM: dominate 2A football
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:19:59 AM: make bi-weekly trips to a medium sized city to shop for more exotic groceries than are available at the small town grocery store
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:20:42 AM: back to school shopping trips to hutchinson
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:20:56 AM: water ski
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:21:23 AM: have a high church to person ratio
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:22:20 AM: have dinner twice a week during the summer at the little league concession stand
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:23:06 AM: have kick ass parades (relative to the funds/materials available to them)
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:24:15 AM: organize non-ironic christmas caroling and go to houses out in the country to christmas carol and the people out in the country know you're going to be there probably and have snacks/booze available for the carolers.
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:25:28 AM: have a very difficult time cheating on their spouse without them finding out
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:26:31 AM: not like to leave home for long stretches of time
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:27:12 AM: not care about their wifi speed
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:27:54 AM: organize extremely elaborate high school reunions or none at all. no middle ground here.
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Post by: Institutional Control on August 14, 2015, 07:31:53 AM: Quote from: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:19:59 AM
make bi-weekly trips to a medium sized city to shop for more exotic groceries than are available at the small town grocery store

Your town had a grocery store? City slicker.
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:36:35 AM: Quote from: Batt BcKee on August 14, 2015, 07:31:53 AM
Quote from: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:19:59 AM
make bi-weekly trips to a medium sized city to shop for more exotic groceries than are available at the small town grocery store

Your town had a grocery store? City slicker.

I did a pretty in depth review of it in the best restaurant in ks thread
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 14, 2015, 07:46:43 AM: Play 8 man football
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 14, 2015, 07:49:04 AM: Quote from: Phil Titola on August 13, 2015, 09:48:29 PM
Drink while driving down dirt roads

Have a known drinking spot that is in the middle of nowhere down a dirt road
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Post by: mhkpasa on August 14, 2015, 07:58:20 AM: Half-ton Z-71's w/ dual exhaust, no muffler, grille guard, CB antennas, stickers/decals declaring their alliance to agricultural and motorsports companies.
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Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 08:07:53 AM: know what a "Half-ton Z-71" is
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Post by: The Big Train on August 14, 2015, 08:08:08 AM: Quote from: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:27:12 AM
not care about their wifi speed

:Yuck:
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 14, 2015, 08:58:17 AM: Quote from: Cartierfor3 on August 13, 2015, 10:05:45 PM
do they have dentists in small towns?

Yeah. Optometrists and general practitioners, too.
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Post by: mhkpasa on August 14, 2015, 09:07:30 AM: Quote from: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 08:07:53 AM
know what a "Half-ton Z-71" is

Former country kid outed