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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: DQ12 on July 16, 2015, 02:30:19 PM
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Let's get the obvious ones out of the way: Strong, Swagwood, Beaty for sure. Hell, Strong might just be the strongest coach in the country, pardon the pun.
Gundy and Horsewomen probably could as well.
Rhoads? I really don't know. Could Stoops? I'm guessing not.
Certified weaklings: Snyder. Patterson. Briles is probably too old to crank out 20 good ones.
So here is my list of coaches who could do the most pushups in a row:
1. Strong (45 shups)
2. Ryan Swagosling (40 shups)
3. Beaty (34 shups)
5 (tie). Gundy (21 shups)
5 (tie). Holgerson (20 shups)
6. Rhoads (17 shups)
7. Stoops (14 shups)
8. Patterson (11 shups)
9. Briles (8 shups)
10. Snyder (0 shups)
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take holgerson down to 12 and patterson down to 9.5
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take holgerson down to 12 and patterson down to 9.5
i don't know. how much do you think holgerson weighs? i put him at maybe like, a buck sixty? how tall is he anyways?
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You really think Rhoads could do more than Stoops?
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You really think Rhoads could do more than Stoops?
stoops looks pretty out of shape to me. plus i'm guessing stoops has like, 7 or 8 years on rhoads, but i really have no clue.
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I think you are overlooking Briles old man strength by a lot here.
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this would be a really fun little event at big 12 media days. could be kind of embarrassing for the certified weaklings though.
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Briles looks like the kind of guy that does 50 every morning before his coffee. :dunno:
Also, he looks like he might weigh 160-175. It is feasible that he could do pushups all day and never get tired.
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Does it count as 0 pushups or infinity pushups if you are so fat that when you lay on your stomach your arms are already in the pushup position?
(retroactive weiss entry)
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Briles looks like the kind of guy that does 50 every morning before his coffee. :dunno:
Also, he looks like he might weigh 160-175. It is feasible that he could do pushups all day and never get tired.
Yeah briles was definitely the hardest to gauge. But i erred on the side of him being maybe 65 or so? i really have no clue how old any big 12 coaches are besides snyder.
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I think you are overlooking Briles old man strength by a lot here.
Yeah.
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briles can definitely do 20 'shups
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Let's get the obvious ones out of the way: Strong, Swagwood, Beaty for sure. Hell, Strong might just be the strongest coach in the country, pardon the pun.
Gundy and Horsewomen probably could as well.
Rhoads? I really don't know. Could Stoops? I'm guessing not.
Certified weaklings: Snyder. Patterson. Briles is probably too old to crank out 20 good ones.
So here is my list of coaches who could do the most pushups in a row:
1. Strong (45 shups)
2. Ryan Swagosling (40 shups)
3. Beaty (34 shups)
5 (tie). Gundy (21 shups)
5 (tie). Holgerson (20 shups)
6. Rhoads (17 shups)
7. Stoops (14 shups)
8. Patterson (11 shups)
9. Briles (8 shups)
10. Snyder (0 shups)
this is a good question but your analysis is way off imo. agree on briles sentiment, he could do 40. stoops could easily do 30. rhoads 30+. holgerson 40. gundy 30+. snyder definitely 0. patterson could do 20 I bet.
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Patterson only has to go down like two inches before his gut hits the ground. He can do way more than that.
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this is a 40 plus old man body
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeSZT86cPO--xMXG6ND5sA9WtTFVCHNJeKP5z5fmiY5y5-S30AqQ)
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in his prime I bet he could do 60 with some one arms thrown in to show off
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9UBb7ELC-fCqGRt1OZfF_GzS3pr2xmqpUzBe58yxepwHj2EHbuQ)
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now that I'm really breaking it down he's got a rockin old man bod.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsports.cbsimg.net%2Fimages%2Fvisual%2Fwhatshot%2F1113_Briles.jpg&hash=75c33b0da9766a9e4466fdf4e9060afde5a53d92)
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steve dave is the Manhatter of coaches.
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Could Snyder do a girl push-up? Honestly I'm guessing not.
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Bill has a neek follow him around with an actual cord because the extra battery weight required to go cordless is too much for his system. Honestly, I am surprised he walks up and down the tunnel on his own.
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If Holgerson had enough coke he could do about a million.
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Gundy is not the same man as he was when he was 40. Ill take the under on him
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Could Stoops even do one chin up.
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Could Stoops even do one chin up.
Absolutely not. Briles and Swagoshling are the only two that can, I bet. Maybe strong. I mean, he looks very strong, but that muscle weighs a bunch too.
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Could Stoops even do one chin up.
Absolutely not. Briles and Swagoshling are the only two that can, I bet. Maybe strong. I mean, he looks very strong, but that muscle weighs a bunch too.
Very squat and compact, though (Smart, that is). Doesn't have to pull his body up as far to complete a chin up.
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Snyder will just have his Neek radio guy do his pushups for him anyways.
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If Holgerson had enough coke he could do about a million.
but would the moonshine offset that? I feel like a drunk Holgerson would only be able to do a couple
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steve dave is the Manhatter of coaches.
This is possibly the greatest thing I've ever read
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Sean could do 20 with bill on his back so I think we count it
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Which coach has the best hip movement?
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this is a 40 plus old man body
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeSZT86cPO--xMXG6ND5sA9WtTFVCHNJeKP5z5fmiY5y5-S30AqQ)
Briles could probably do 20 with Bill sitting on Briles' back.
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If Holgerson had enough coke he could do about a million.
So looks like we have a winner and its Holgy, because there is no rough ridin' way Holgy doesn't have "enough" coke.
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Briles could probably do 20 with Bill sitting on Briles' back.
i always feel like i need to have spracne or skinbens around to help me out when i have to craft sentences like these
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Can we do this with Bball?
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Can we do this with Bball?
Spracne already started itt
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Briles could probably do 20 with Bill sitting on Briles' back.
i always feel like i need to have spracne or skinbens around to help me out when i have to craft sentences like these
I know! I was going to say "his" instead of typing "Briles" a second time, but then I thought people might think I meant Briles could do 20 push ups on top of Bill's prone body. That would have been really inappropriate. Apt analogy, but wildly inappropriate. I am a mod on this blog, after all.
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Wait, "prone" is on his stomach, not on his back. So, it's still not the best image of LHCBS, but maybe I was not at risk of as egregious of a grammatical error as I initially thought.
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i know the struggle, pete :frown:
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i know the struggle, pete :frown:
Thanks man. It helps to connect with another human being about this.
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GPat has a massive front porch and t-rex arms, I'm not sure he's physically able to do one. Also I'm guessing Rhodes is a workout beast. He used to be a roly poly thing but now he's trimmed out, 30+
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If it was a competition, Bill would scheme a way to get all the other coaches either too drunk to function (Holgy may just show up that way) or get it some sort of fist fight where they all get worn out. Then Bill knocks out a half girl push-up and walks away chuckling at his win.
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Can we do this with Bball?
Spracne already started itt
Was it actually an unintentional brain fart on my part, though?
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Yes...
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Boy, I feel like a doofus.
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Could Stoops even do one chin up.
If we're talking strict chin-ups, I imagine Strong and Kingsbury are the only ones that could do one.
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If it was a competition, Bill would scheme a way to get all the other coaches either too drunk to function (Holgy may just show up that way) or get it some sort of fist fight where they all get worn out. Then Bill knocks out a half girl push-up and walks away chuckling at his win.
Denied. In this scenario, Bill would come through with at least one full man pushup. Probably two. Then he'd start scheming for the next contest.
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I'd guess oscar gets in about 5 before accidentally ripping a huge fart.
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Briles looks like a closet pack a day smoker
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no ballcap Briles can barely break double digits
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.na16.netdna-cdn.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F03%2Fart-briles.jpg&hash=e9d34175186f470a3698ba14b1ca771f972e6659)
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If I were a big twelve coach I would be the third oldest and I can do at least 20
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no ballcap Briles can barely break double digits
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.na16.netdna-cdn.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F03%2Fart-briles.jpg&hash=e9d34175186f470a3698ba14b1ca771f972e6659)
His forehead has the bald spot from touching the floor like 150 times a day.
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Not sure I get the hairline to 'shup connection you are trying to make skip
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Guys why is this not a big 12 media day question?
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"Umm yes one last question before you leave the stud confy table. How many 'shups can you do in a row?"
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http://www.businessinsider.com/t-boone-pickens-push-ups-2014-10 (http://www.businessinsider.com/t-boone-pickens-push-ups-2014-10)
bill could do more pushups than t. boone's 86 year old ass, so put him down for 25.
swagwood - 90
strong/gundy - 65
briles - 50
horsewoman - 40
stoops/rhodes/beatty - 35
it's patterson - 30
bill - 25
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This will definitely be a highlight of media days this year
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http://www.businessinsider.com/t-boone-pickens-push-ups-2014-10 (http://www.businessinsider.com/t-boone-pickens-push-ups-2014-10)
bill could do more pushups than t. boone's 86 year old ass, so put him down for 25.
swagwood - 90
strong/gundy - 65
briles - 50
horsewoman - 40
stoops/rhodes/beatty - 35
it's patterson - 30
bill - 25
Those 'ships are in no way regulation and you know it