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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Dr Rick Daris on June 17, 2015, 05:05:44 PM
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will preface by saying i have no idea.
possibility- amnesia
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Went to live with bears (not purple bear)
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Abducted by Aliens
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Moved to Russia.
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He's sulking.
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Creating the best "'lATCKK7DCC" announcement there ever was.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg16.imageshack.us%2Fimg16%2F427%2Fanimalchin.jpg&hash=394bbaf4af9e20c6fb987c58832e2e19d24e124e)
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banned by chingon
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Parents took internet privileges away because of bad grades
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He's being suffocated by too many fillies in his first year of college. Just living the dream.
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Is now renocat full time (online and off)
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DScott inspired trip to rehab.
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waiting in line for some new shoes and his phone is dead.
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Who?
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Mrs WRFF filed an injunction
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In the mountains looking for Emo...no cell coverage.
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In that tent thingy being studied to see what the trip to Mars will do to ppl.
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Stuck, in a wall
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Fight with ewoks on endor
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June Bugs
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Broken finger.
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Mid life crisis
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milk poisoning.
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milk sodium poisoning.
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spent a night at the Falloon and never ever left
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Magic
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He's spending the summer on a Cilantro farm in Pescadero California, teaching migrant workers' children to read.
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Wants to spend more time with Boo Radley.
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I think he wanted to spend more time with those close to him, his wonderful family at The Granfalloon.
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thought ff15 was actually today
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hates cicadas.
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is actually D Scott.
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loves cicadas.
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ricky d forgot the password again.
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ricky d forgot the password again.
in all honesty though, it was ridiculously difficult to keep the two separated and active for the last seven years. once i accidently trashed the chipotle challenge when i was logged in as clams.
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ricky d forgot the password again.
in all honesty though, it was ridiculously difficult to keep the two separated and active for the last seven years. once i accidently trashed the chipotle challenge when i was logged in as clams.
Classic mix up.
Do you really hate slow cookers, or was that part of "being clams?"
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we should at least get fake clams around here, eh?
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circus
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He is really that tall pale assistant under oscar and is focusing on his impending move to go full time as biz manager for his wife's cosmetic pyramid scheme.
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ricky d forgot the password again.
in all honesty though, it was ridiculously difficult to keep the two separated and active for the last seven years. once i accidently trashed the chipotle challenge when i was logged in as clams.
Classic mix up.
Do you really hate slow cookers, or was that part of "being clams?"
100% just being clams. love slow cookers. also, i always viewed clams as sort of the anti daris. i made clams tall, while daris is short. clams lives on the plaza with no wife or kids, daris in mhk with wife and kids. clams hates cilantro, daris loves it. the list just kind of goes on and on. all writers choice type stuff and all by design.
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in the gym, getting totally yoked
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also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers! :surprised:
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After sleuthing Facebook I've deduced 'Clams quite possibly could have been abducted or went missing after a June 4 U2 concert at the Great Western Forum in Inglewood, California.
Godspeed 'Clams. Godspeed.
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It appears he was keeping up good spirits wherever they have him holed up. They've got his cat too!
https://twitter.com/pissclams/status/607709326455631872
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also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. any, let's also say that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message bord scripts and algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers! :surprised:
i'm going to have nightmares for weeks thinking about this possibility.
we have to save him!
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Shirt-shopping.
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Wherever he is, I bet he gets really annoyed at the crappy selection found in most "Big and Tall" sections.
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Clams' ironically got sucked up by a giant clam
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finally getting something done about his fat face.
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After sleuthing Facebook I've deduced 'Clams quite possibly could have been abducted or went missing after a June 4 U2 concert at the Great Western Forum in Inglewood, California.
Godspeed 'Clams. Godspeed.
Hey yeah, let's put the detective that couldn't even retrieve his own phone on the case. :lol:
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also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers! :surprised:
And they must have posted that FattyFest was canceled on that site.
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Maybe he's a secret agent and got deployed to stop ISIS. :dunno:
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also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers! :surprised:
And they must have posted that FattyFest was canceled on that site.
what if chingon didn't program some of the algorithms appropriately and the kk robot computer is typing that fatty fest is this weekend?
:sdeek:
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also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers! :surprised:
:lol:
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Fake clams is torturing real clams trying to get his blog password in order to completely assume his identity. Clams is holding out though
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Fake clams is torturing real clams trying to get his blog password in order to completely assume his identity. Clams is holding out though
He's trained for this his whole life. He won't break.
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He's spending the summer on a Cilantro farm in Pescadero California, teaching migrant workers' children to read.
Told you guys!
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also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers! :surprised:
i would like for the internet to take a copy of this post. because it might be fake.
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also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers! :surprised:
i would like for the internet to take a copy of this post. because it might be fake.
Yes! Clams is back!
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what the the "clams" who just posted is actually one of chingons robot computers and it found this board and created a clams sock?
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42 or someone needs to do a turing test.
get clams and fake clams together and ask them to chug a cilantro smoothie and see who barfs first
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reset his post count and put him back as a brown belt.
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what the the "clams" who just posted is actually one of chingons robot computers and it found this board and created a clams sock?
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What if this is fake goEMAW and we are all robots?