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Title: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 17, 2015, 05:05:44 PM
will preface by saying i have no idea.

possibility- amnesia
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Winters on June 17, 2015, 05:07:25 PM
Went to live with bears (not purple bear)
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Post by: Gooch on June 17, 2015, 05:08:52 PM
Abducted by Aliens
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 17, 2015, 05:17:08 PM
Moved to Russia.
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Post by: chum1 on June 17, 2015, 05:20:34 PM
He's sulking.
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Post by: DQ12 on June 17, 2015, 06:04:08 PM
Creating the best "'lATCKK7DCC" announcement there ever was.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg16.imageshack.us%2Fimg16%2F427%2Fanimalchin.jpg&hash=394bbaf4af9e20c6fb987c58832e2e19d24e124e)
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Tobias on June 17, 2015, 06:05:04 PM
banned by chingon
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Post by: Brock Landers on June 17, 2015, 06:09:20 PM
Parents took internet privileges away because of bad grades
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 17, 2015, 06:12:24 PM
He's being suffocated by too many fillies in his first year of college. Just living the dream.
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Post by: star seed 7 on June 17, 2015, 06:16:33 PM
Is now renocat full time (online and off)
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Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on June 17, 2015, 06:19:24 PM
DScott inspired trip to rehab.
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on June 17, 2015, 06:23:28 PM
waiting in line for some new shoes and his phone is dead.
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Post by: 8manpick on June 17, 2015, 06:55:38 PM
Who?
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Post by: wetwillie on June 17, 2015, 07:05:52 PM
Mrs WRFF filed an injunction
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Post by: slobber on June 17, 2015, 07:18:28 PM
In the mountains looking for Emo...no cell coverage.
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: CNS on June 17, 2015, 07:24:47 PM
In that tent thingy being studied to see what the trip to Mars will do to ppl.

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Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Saulbadguy on June 17, 2015, 07:59:10 PM
Stuck, in a wall
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Post by: Trogdor on June 17, 2015, 08:12:35 PM
Fight with ewoks on endor
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Post by: AppleJack on June 17, 2015, 08:24:11 PM
June Bugs
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Post by: Trim on June 17, 2015, 08:36:19 PM
Broken finger.
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Post by: steve dave on June 17, 2015, 08:55:24 PM
Mid life crisis
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Post by: sys on June 17, 2015, 08:56:07 PM
milk poisoning.
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Post by: nicname on June 17, 2015, 08:59:55 PM
milk sodium poisoning.
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Post by: The Big Train on June 17, 2015, 09:01:09 PM
spent a night at the Falloon and never ever left
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Post by: Spracne on June 17, 2015, 10:20:28 PM
Magic
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Post by: Pete on June 17, 2015, 10:56:26 PM
He's spending the summer on a Cilantro farm in Pescadero California, teaching migrant workers' children to read.
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 18, 2015, 02:19:39 AM
Wants to spend more time with Boo Radley.
Title: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Kat Kid on June 18, 2015, 07:48:55 AM
I think he wanted to spend more time with those close to him, his wonderful family at The Granfalloon.
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Post by: kslim on June 18, 2015, 08:19:18 AM
thought ff15 was actually today
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 18, 2015, 08:21:41 AM
hates cicadas.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 18, 2015, 08:22:21 AM
is actually D Scott.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 18, 2015, 08:22:31 AM
loves cicadas.
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 18, 2015, 08:25:14 AM
ricky d forgot the password again.
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 18, 2015, 09:10:52 AM
ricky d forgot the password again.

in all honesty though, it was ridiculously difficult to keep the two separated and active for the last seven years. once i accidently trashed the chipotle challenge when i was logged in as clams.
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Pete on June 18, 2015, 09:27:53 AM

ricky d forgot the password again.

in all honesty though, it was ridiculously difficult to keep the two separated and active for the last seven years. once i accidently trashed the chipotle challenge when i was logged in as clams.

Classic mix up. 

Do you really hate slow cookers, or was that part of "being clams?"
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: DQ12 on June 18, 2015, 09:33:11 AM
we should at least get fake clams around here, eh?
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 18, 2015, 09:34:54 AM
circus
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: CNS on June 18, 2015, 09:36:25 AM
He is really that tall pale assistant under oscar and is focusing on his impending move to go full time as biz manager for his wife's cosmetic pyramid scheme.

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Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 18, 2015, 09:38:07 AM

ricky d forgot the password again.

in all honesty though, it was ridiculously difficult to keep the two separated and active for the last seven years. once i accidently trashed the chipotle challenge when i was logged in as clams.

Classic mix up. 

Do you really hate slow cookers, or was that part of "being clams?"

100% just being clams. love slow cookers. also, i always viewed clams as sort of the anti daris. i made clams tall, while daris is short. clams lives on the plaza with no wife or kids, daris in mhk with wife and kids. clams hates cilantro, daris loves it. the list just kind of goes on and on. all writers choice type stuff and all by design.
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 18, 2015, 09:41:42 AM
in the gym, getting totally yoked
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 18, 2015, 09:45:59 AM
also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers!  :surprised:
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: nicname on June 18, 2015, 09:46:11 AM
After sleuthing Facebook I've deduced 'Clams quite possibly could have been abducted or went missing after a June 4 U2 concert at the Great Western Forum in Inglewood, California.

Godspeed 'Clams. Godspeed.
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: nicname on June 18, 2015, 09:48:52 AM
It appears he was keeping up good spirits wherever they have him holed up. They've got his cat too!

https://twitter.com/pissclams/status/607709326455631872
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: DQ12 on June 18, 2015, 09:49:29 AM
also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. any, let's also say that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message bord scripts and algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers!  :surprised:
i'm going to have nightmares for weeks thinking about this possibility. 

we have to save him!
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Trim on June 18, 2015, 09:49:44 AM
Shirt-shopping.
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Post by: nicname on June 18, 2015, 09:51:04 AM
Wherever he is, I bet he gets really annoyed at the crappy selection found in most "Big and Tall" sections.
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: GregKSU1027 on June 18, 2015, 09:51:46 AM
Clams' ironically got sucked up by a giant clam

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Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Mr Bread on June 18, 2015, 11:36:17 AM
finally getting something done about his fat face. 
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 18, 2015, 11:47:32 AM
After sleuthing Facebook I've deduced 'Clams quite possibly could have been abducted or went missing after a June 4 U2 concert at the Great Western Forum in Inglewood, California.

Godspeed 'Clams. Godspeed.

Hey yeah, let's put the detective that couldn't even retrieve his own phone on the case. :lol:
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 18, 2015, 12:39:31 PM
also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers!  :surprised:

And they must have posted that FattyFest was canceled on that site.
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 18, 2015, 01:15:46 PM
Maybe he's a secret agent and got deployed to stop ISIS. :dunno:
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 18, 2015, 01:25:18 PM
also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers!  :surprised:

And they must have posted that FattyFest was canceled on that site.

what if chingon didn't program some of the algorithms appropriately and the kk robot computer is typing that fatty fest is this weekend?
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 18, 2015, 01:36:55 PM
also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers!  :surprised:

 :lol:
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: ChiComCat on June 18, 2015, 02:09:53 PM
Fake clams is torturing real clams trying to get his blog password in order to completely assume his identity.  Clams is holding out though
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Post by: Pete on June 18, 2015, 02:30:24 PM

Fake clams is torturing real clams trying to get his blog password in order to completely assume his identity.  Clams is holding out though


He's trained for this his whole life.  He won't break.
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Pete on June 20, 2015, 08:54:14 PM

He's spending the summer on a Cilantro farm in Pescadero California, teaching migrant workers' children to read.

Told you guys!
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: pissclams on June 20, 2015, 09:07:42 PM
also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers!  :surprised:
i would like for the internet to take a copy of this post.  because it might be fake.
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 20, 2015, 09:18:04 PM
also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers!  :surprised:
i would like for the internet to take a copy of this post.  because it might be fake.

Yes! Clams is back!
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 22, 2015, 08:14:47 AM
what the the "clams" who just posted is actually one of chingons robot computers and it found this board and created a clams sock?
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: 0.42 on June 22, 2015, 11:42:52 AM
42 or someone needs to do a turing test.

get clams and fake clams together and ask them to chug a cilantro smoothie and see who barfs first
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 22, 2015, 11:50:29 AM
reset his post count and put him back as a brown belt.
Title: Re: speculate why clams disappeared
Post by: OK_Cat on June 24, 2015, 02:40:10 PM

what the the "clams" who just posted is actually one of chingons robot computers and it found this board and created a clams sock?
 :sdeek:

What if this is fake goEMAW and we are all robots?