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Title: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
Post by: weirdrobertswife on April 22, 2010, 10:34:46 AM
He's as big of a douche as you'd expect.

My decision this morning to join a gym really has nothing to do with the fact that he called me fat.  Nope.   :chainsaw:
Title: Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2010, 10:38:59 AM
I would have kicked him in the scrote for you if I was there
Title: Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
Post by: weirdrobertswife on April 22, 2010, 10:42:42 AM
The dude is massive: a 6'6 tattooed wall of douche.

As it was, I at least get to be smarter than him.  :gocho:
Title: Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 22, 2010, 11:10:05 AM
Before opening and reading this thread I was going to ask if he was as big of a douche as you would expect.  :surprised:
Title: Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
Post by: weirdrobertswife on April 22, 2010, 11:17:44 AM
 :lol:

I was less bothered by the fact that he implied that I'm fat and stupid (ironic) than the fact that he insulted Drew Brees.

Not on my watch, buddy.  :curse:
Title: Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
Post by: weird roberts foam finger on April 22, 2010, 11:23:05 AM
The dude is massive

That wasn't the problem.  The problem is I am deaf as hell and I didn't know he had insulted the wifey until later.

He's pretty much your average crap-talker though.  Not a whole lot to set the dude apart from most of the athletes I've interacted with -- though he is pretty immature.  He drank wine to try to impress me.  I was like, "Shock, don't be drinking that stuff unless you know what it is."  He responded by challenging my wife to a history match, which she won emphatically.

In conclusion, Miami still sucks.   :lynchmob:
Title: Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2010, 11:26:42 AM
The key to kicking someone really big in the balls is to strike like a mongoose
Title: Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
Post by: weirdrobertswife on April 22, 2010, 11:28:13 AM
The key to kicking someone really big in the balls is to strike like a mongoose

I'd considered launching myself at him like a spider monkey, but I think you're on to something...

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc00.deviantart.net%2Ffs42%2Ff%2F2009%2F119%2Ff%2Fc%2FRikki_tikki_tavi_by_thedreamwolf.jpg&hash=f3ada8a0295471dad27c0512f4aaa78b6ac572fc)
Title: Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
Post by: Pete on April 22, 2010, 02:22:54 PM
The key to kicking someone really big in the balls is to strike like a mongoose

I'd considered launching myself at him like a spider monkey, but I think you're on to something...

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc00.deviantart.net%2Ffs42%2Ff%2F2009%2F119%2Ff%2Fc%2FRikki_tikki_tavi_by_thedreamwolf.jpg&hash=f3ada8a0295471dad27c0512f4aaa78b6ac572fc)

When I was a child, my father read me the tales of Ricky Ticky Tavy Tavi. 


Did you know that Meercats are a member of the Mongoose family.  They are ADORABLE!
Title: Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
Post by: weirdrobertswife on April 22, 2010, 02:28:59 PM
It just goes to show that even an old Rudyard Kipling short story pwns Jeremy Shockey. 
Title: Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 27, 2010, 10:05:34 AM
Where did you meet him?
Title: Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
Post by: slobber on August 23, 2012, 02:46:59 PM
Did he comment on if he thought he'd have a good 2012? I might pick him up in the draft if he did.
Title: Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
Post by: 'taterblast on August 23, 2012, 04:22:00 PM
i don't know much about being in the NFL, but i would guess that you have to be a pretty huge douche to make fun of people to their face about being fat.
Title: Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
Post by: TheHamburglar on August 23, 2012, 04:42:35 PM
Did you know that Meercats are a member of the Mongoose family.  They are ADORABLE!

Tulsa Zoo has 4 meercats, 1 of which is like 4 months old.  The Tulsa Zoo is right next to the airport.  While we were watching the meercats and plane flew in low on approach.  One of the adult meercats put his arm over the baby to project it and started looking all around in the sky for the threat.  May have been the most adorable thing I've ever seen. 
Title: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 16, 2012, 06:56:15 PM
WRFF and Weird Robert's Wife: are you guys at this Chipotle grand opening in Harahan right now??? I wore my K-State hoops shirt. :drool: