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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: gE_Temp on May 06, 2015, 08:14:36 AM
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So I got the position, now what?
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broad sweeping changes
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go get me some coffee.
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go get me some coffee.
Looks like we are about out, I'll make a fresh pot. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jerzeedevil.com%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fsmcoffee.gif&hash=47efdd90a8a2776d1a62bda685bfb7478f625325)
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you're fired
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what we really need is a non-paid intern. this is the big leagues.
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I'll pack up the pencil I unpacked :frown:
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I'm fresh out of grad school!
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Did wackycat place this guy after taking my advice to be a headhunter?
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I'll pack up the pencil I unpacked :frown:
OK, you're hired again. You report to the intern now.
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I'll pack up the pencil I unpacked :frown:
OK, you're hired again. You report to the intern now.
Can I have my old desk back?
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If I were you, I'd start a conversation with the intern about unionizing.
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Did wackycat place this guy after taking my advice to be a headhunter?
:lol:
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broad sweeping changes
I see what you did there...
:ump:
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This wasn't in the newsletter
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Intern, can you let Temp know my trashcan is full? Make sure he knows to replace the liner.
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hey puni, can you take this guy out to lunch for his first day please.
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Hey, I think we're out of creamer.
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gE_Temp, go clean up the Pit. It's a mess down there.
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If I were you, I'd start a conversation with the intern about unionizing.
Don't even rough ridin' think about it. We've got Pinkerton guys on speed dial
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I just pushed intern down the stairs, it was hilarious
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Intern, thanks for the shoe shine earlier
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I need some coffee.
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Any programming experience?
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Those flip flops are in violation of our dress code.
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Can someone tell the new temp to maybe drive a car to work? He walked by me today and reeked of B/O because he rode his bike in.
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Don't worry about it, temp's bike is now at the bottom of wildcat creek.
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I noticed the iced tea pitcher was pretty low today. Make sure to make more before I get there tomorrow. And you're going to have to go sort through the tea thread to get the directions to make it because I am not typing it out again.
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I have written down all of these requests and will get them done when I come in tomorrow. I never knew there was so much HR paperwork when you start a new job.
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Intern, can you let Temp know my trashcan is full? Make sure he knows to replace the liner.
I'll make sure and get those Glad ForceFlex OdorShield double bagged first thing.
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Hey, I think we're out of creamer.
I restocked that right before I left this afternoon, Mr. Dave said nothing but the best for you.
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gE_Temp, go clean up the Pit. It's a mess down there.
Where do you want me to start? How long should I take with each thread? Do you want me to read the whole thing before I start of just skim it? Should I start getting familiar with everything tonight so I'm ready to go in the morning?
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I need some coffee.
What kind? I'll bring some in the morning so it's ready when you get there.
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Any programming experience?
I took a couple of programming classes in high school but I didn't like it very much.
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If SD wanted to take the time to figure out every little detail, he would have just done it himself. Show some goddamned initiative.
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I noticed the iced tea pitcher was pretty low today. Make sure to make more before I get there tomorrow. And you're going to have to go sort through the tea thread to get the directions to make it because I am not typing it out again.
They didn't show me where that thread was but I will find it tonight and have it ready in the morning.
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fyi the interns buy everyone lunch on fridays
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Hey temp, rockstate2k could use a rub down, please be discreet. :fatty:
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@GE_HRM
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Hey temp, rockstate2k could use a rub down, please be discreet. :fatty:
Umm, do I need to know anything else about this first?
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works best in a therapy pool
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I just caught the temp going through someones purse, we had a long talk and decided to split everything.
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Hey temp, why are you so obsessed with WackyCat? Corollary: Why do you always act like you're smarter/better than same?
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Hey temp, rockstate2k could use a rub down, please be discreet. :fatty:
Umm, do I need to know anything else about this first?
works best in a therapy pool
I'm going to have to ask Carol tomorrow because I think you are messing with me.
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I just caught the temp going through someones purse, we had a long talk and decided to split everything.
Haha. You are a funny guy AppleJack.
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Hey temp, why are you so obsessed with WackyCat? Corollary: Why do you always act like you're smarter/better than same?
I don't think I have met WackyCat yet, I am also really bad with names lol. I just started here, I'm definitely not better than anyone here.
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Hey temp, rockstate2k could use a rub down, please be discreet. :fatty:
Umm, do I need to know anything else about this first?
works best in a therapy pool
I'm going to have to ask Carol tomorrow because I think you are messing with me.
Yeah, Carol knows exaaactly what I'm talking about
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Hey temp, rockstate2k could use a rub down, please be discreet. :fatty:
Umm, do I need to know anything else about this first?
works best in a therapy pool
I'm going to have to ask Carol tomorrow because I think you are messing with me.
You're definitely getting one or more of the hepatitises. Hepatiti? Anyway, Carol can confirm.
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Guys, I just finished up The Beems Report, went to get a 3 ring binder, and found the supply closet completely cleaned out. Someone check the new guy's bag before he leaves.
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Somebody had crap (shat?) in that closet earlier. These new guys keep it raw.
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how is his jumpshot? we need a fifth for the weekly pickup game on Thursday mornings.
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One of them has a club foot. :frown:
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how is his jumpshot? we need a fifth for the weekly pickup game on Thursday mornings.
I was a PG in high school, I can play about anywhere though if you really need a fifth.
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I think there are more binders in the POD outside. Speaking of the POD, we have to get rid of it by next week. So go ahead and clean that out.
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I think you guys are being assholes to the temp. Be nice!
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The POD has a huge spider problem. Huge. Not going near that.
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Hey temp, why are you so obsessed with WackyCat? Corollary: Why do you always act like you're smarter/better than same?
:curse:
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Welcome temp. Btw, my #blessed gun is running low. If you could charge it, that would be great!
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If that thing really has spiders, I will do it, but I need a couple cans of RAID.
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Welcome temp. Btw, my # zap gun is running low. If you could charge it, that would be great!
I have already added it to the shortlist of things to do tomorrow!
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Welcome temp. Btw, my # zap gun is running low. If you could charge it, that would be great!
I have already added it to the shortlist of things to do tomorrow!
:thumbs: Thanks! Let me know what you'd like for breakfast. I'm making a McDonalds run in the morning.
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Welcome temp. Btw, my # zap gun is running low. If you could charge it, that would be great!
I have already added it to the shortlist of things to do tomorrow!
:thumbs: Thanks! Let me know what you'd like for breakfast. I'm making a McDonalds run in the morning.
That would be great! If you could get me 2 breakfast burritos with a couple hot Picante Sauce packets, I'll pay you back!
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Done. Put away your wallet. Just keep up the great work.
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Done. Put away your wallet. Just keep up the great work.
Make it a meal wacky this stud deserves it.
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FYI, erii doesn't work here anymore, so if you see him snooping around please contact mir in security
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Done. Put away your wallet. Just keep up the great work.
Guy seems to be building a pretty big list of things to do. How will he have time to eat?
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Done. Put away your wallet. Just keep up the great work.
Guy seems to be building a pretty big list of things to do. How will he have time to eat?
He/she need the nutrients to keep up with this fast paced job. They can eat on the run.
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New guy, I need you to wrangle some tigers for me
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Good morning, Mr. Temp. I'm going to need you to locate then organize my map drawer. I have a very important presentation for clients about targeting our gE demographics efficiently and I need those maps asap.
Please also pick up 10 gallons of milk when you have a moment to run to the store.
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The Pit is still a mess :dubious:
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Hey temp, I'm pretty hungover after that crappy Royals game. Run out and grab me a double espresso and some Pedialyte. Hurry, i need to be good to go for my 10 o'clock
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Hey, I think we're out of creamer.
I restocked that right before I left this afternoon, Mr. Dave said nothing but the best for you.
Good job. I appreciate you got Coffee-mate and not the off brand stuff.
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Just an FYI, I'm pretty sure MIR is black.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Good morning, Mr. Temp. I'm going to need you to locate then organize my map drawer. I have a very important presentation for clients about targeting our gE demographics efficiently and I need those maps asap.
Please also pick up 10 gallons of milk when you have a moment to run to the store.
I found a map that had 3 data points on it, but it looked incomplete. Is there anywhere special I should look next? I put the milk in the fridge.
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The Pit is still a mess :dubious:
I started on that last night but that task may take some time.
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Hey temp, I'm pretty hungover after that crappy Royals game. Run out and grab me a double espresso and some Pedialyte. Hurry, i need to be good to go for my 10 o'clock
Sorry I was finishing up with the list and just saw this. I got you 2 double expresso's to try and make up for not having it earlier. I also put the Pedialyte in the cabinet over the sink.
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Last night the Temp and I got drunk on Coors Light and lit a bag of poop on fire on Rick Daris' squad car. He's cool as crap, everyone leave him alone.
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Mods - Change thread title to "Second Day"
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Temp I printed some stuff out this morning and the toner is way low. Not the lame little printer, the big Xerox Workcentre up on the second floor.
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Temp, when I leave my car keys at your desk with a bucket and sponge...well, I just really didn't expect you to...well, you know what you did.
Pick up a bottle of bleach on your way back from lunch and please stop hanging around katdaddy.
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Did you guys see q1 earnings? I hope this temp guy is cheap...
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I noticed the iced tea pitcher was pretty low today. Make sure to make more before I get there tomorrow. And you're going to have to go sort through the tea thread to get the directions to make it because I am not typing it out again.
They didn't show me where that thread was but I will find it tonight and have it ready in the morning.
There's been a request to try some other types of tea, so you'll need to go buy some different varieties. Submit your receipt to Carol for reimbursement.
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I left an envelope on your desk, take it over to my bookie
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Temp I printed some stuff out this morning and the toner is way low. Not the lame little printer, the big Xerox Workcentre up on the second floor.
Someone should be coming to help with it soon. Work order #74826
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Temp, when I leave my car keys at your desk with a bucket and sponge...well, I just really didn't expect you to...well, you know what you did.
Pick up a bottle of bleach on your way back from lunch and please stop hanging around katdaddy.
Zach said that the Mercedes was your car and not to go near it, so I'm not sure who did that. I will get it cleaned for you though.
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I noticed the iced tea pitcher was pretty low today. Make sure to make more before I get there tomorrow. And you're going to have to go sort through the tea thread to get the directions to make it because I am not typing it out again.
They didn't show me where that thread was but I will find it tonight and have it ready in the morning.
There's been a request to try some other types of tea, so you'll need to go buy some different varieties. Submit your receipt to Carol for reimbursement.
Got it submitted to Carol and she said it should be ready within the hour.
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I left an envelope on your desk, take it over to my bookie
Done. He told me to tell you that the new Nikes will be here next week.
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Temp I printed some stuff out this morning and the toner is way low. Not the lame little printer, the big Xerox Workcentre up on the second floor.
Someone should be coming to help with it soon. Work order #74826
Thank you, Temp. Reminder - make sure to order a new toner cartridge. I believe the previous temp was replaced for not maintaining supplies well enough. It doesn't have to be thorough, like people can go raid an empty cubicle for a pen while waiting for a new box of pens to arrive but things like toner cartridges are a must have.
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Temp I printed some stuff out this morning and the toner is way low. Not the lame little printer, the big Xerox Workcentre up on the second floor.
Someone should be coming to help with it soon. Work order #74826
Thank you, Temp. Reminder - make sure to order a new toner cartridge. I believe the previous temp was replaced for not maintaining supplies well enough. It doesn't have to be thorough, like people can go raid an empty cubicle for a pen while waiting for a new box of pens to arrive but things like toner cartridges are a must have.
I mean, if someone starts stealing pens off of my desk because of this statement I'm not going to be happy. Temp, you better stock up the pens - especially blue ink.
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Hey now! That's why I specified empty cubicle. When 20% of the accounting department was laid off back in '09 they left their desks filled with all kinds of good stuff. Okay Temp just to be on the safe side please do a quick weekly once-over of all the supply closets.
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Hey temp, did the mods rank posters in demand of order? Because you took care of my #blessed gun pretty quickly, so I'm assuming I'm high on the list.
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Temp is kicking ass
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Hey temp, did the mods rank posters in demand of order? Because you took care of my #blessed gun pretty quickly, so I'm assuming I'm high on the list.
I can't really get into great detail, but there are some posters who are 'special cases'. I'll go ahead and just leave it at that.
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:thumbs:
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:thumbs:
ummmm
Gonna win 'em all!
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Stacy at the front desk complained that it creeps her out when you stare at her for hours at a time.
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Temp, go find us a stud qb, you do that and upper management will speak to you in person
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Temp, Ms. wacky sent me a long list of crap to get before we leave for the lake this weekend. I'm PM'ing you right now.
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Temp, Ms. wacky sent me a long list of crap to get before we leave for the lake this weekend. I'm PM'ing you right now.
Does list include reschedule for a weekend when it won't rain the entire time?
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Temp, Ms. wacky sent me a long list of crap to get before we leave for the lake this weekend. I'm PM'ing you right now.
Does list include reschedule for a weekend when it won't rain the entire time?
lol. No, but we are well aware of this. Idgaf right now. I need out of town. I can watch the rain on the lake and that's better than watching the bums in the alley right now.
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Temp, Ms. wacky sent me a long list of crap to get before we leave for the lake this weekend. I'm PM'ing you right now.
Does list include reschedule for a weekend when it won't rain the entire time?
lol. No, but we are well aware of this. Idgaf right now. I need out of town. I can watch the rain on the lake and that's better than watching the bums in the alley right now.
at least the crappie will bite
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:thumbs: That's what I said!
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temp, get a couple dozen minnows for wack
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:excited: :driving:
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not sure why gE hired a temp to do the work of an intern, but gE has never been good with its money, smh
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not sure why gE hired a temp to do the work of an intern, but gE has never been good with its money, smh
intern is shadowing the big shots, making moves
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I just don't get it, smh
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Stacy at the front desk complained that it creeps her out when you stare at her for hours at a time.
I'm not staring, I'm deep in thought.
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Temp, go find us a stud qb, you do that and upper management will speak to you in person
How do you think we got Delton?
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Temp, Ms. wacky sent me a long list of crap to get before we leave for the lake this weekend. I'm PM'ing you right now.
Its all in the fridge labeled "For Wacky, have a great weekend!!." I also got a little something for you AND Ms. Wacky to enjoy ;)
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:thumbs: It's fantastic! Thank you!
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Call Capital and tell them there will be 6 for lunch
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8mompick is coming in for Mother's Day, please send a driver to the airport for 2PM
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Please lock sd's office up and cancel his company credit card.
:frown:
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Please lock sd's office up and cancel his company credit card.
:frown:
also, please a contractor this afternoon to see if we can knock down a wall. boom instant double office space. :love:
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8mompick is coming in for Mother's Day, please send a driver to the airport for 2PM
They will be waiting for her with flowers from you.
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8mompick is coming in for Mother's Day, please send a driver to the airport for 2PM
They will be waiting for her with flowers from you.
^This guy is going places
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Call Capital and tell them there will be 6 for lunch
I called and let them know it would be for 7, in case anyone wanted seconds.
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Please lock sd's office up and cancel his company credit card.
:frown:
also, please a contractor this afternoon to see if we can knock down a wall. boom instant double office space. :love:
They said plans should be done by 2, with a conference call set for 2:30.
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this is the strangers eating of threads.
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8mompick is coming in for Mother's Day, please send a driver to the airport for 2PM
They will be waiting for her with flowers from you.
^This guy is going places
oh man cant wait for him to show up at the wrong airport so we can fire him :lol: :lol:
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omg then we could take him into an imaginary alley and beat him to imaginary death. also stick something funny in his butt so that when the cops find the imaginary corpse it will be lollerkates. celery stalk maybe. like macgruber.
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hey temp go get me some make believe coffee and then pretend to smell my farts. :lol:
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Hilarious
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Truth bombs from Bread
Gonna win 'em all!
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Just an FYI, I'm pretty sure MIR is black.
Gonna win 'em all!
YOU RACIST BARTURD!!! THX GAWD HIS WOMAN IS WHITE...
cause it all about cheese and crackers. :D
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Temp, when I leave my car keys at your desk with a bucket and sponge...well, I just really didn't expect you to...well, you know what you did.
Pick up a bottle of bleach on your way back from lunch and please stop hanging around katdaddy.
Zach said that the Mercedes was your car and not to go near it, so I'm not sure who did that. I will get it cleaned for you though.
Pro tip. Always check the bucket before using, cause if you did you would have seen the big fresh turd floating in it. You probably rubbed poop all over BAC's car seats.
And always own up to your mistakes. :whistle1:
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Temp, when I leave my car keys at your desk with a bucket and sponge...well, I just really didn't expect you to...well, you know what you did.
Pick up a bottle of bleach on your way back from lunch and please stop hanging around katdaddy.
Zach said that the Mercedes was your car and not to go near it, so I'm not sure who did that. I will get it cleaned for you though.
Pro tip. Always check the bucket before using, cause if you did you would have seen the big fresh turd floating in it. You probably rubbed poop all over BAC's car seats.
And always own up to your mistakes. :whistle1:
The foundation of my existence is built on the truth, it's all I know, and it's how I conduct myself.
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No one pooped in a bucket, Katdaddy
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omg then we could take him into an imaginary alley and beat him to imaginary death. also stick something funny in his butt so that when the cops find the imaginary corpse it will be lollerkates. celery stalk maybe. like macgruber.
Don't give the Puni any lunch hack ideas. I gag enough opening that thread. :shakesfist:
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No one pooped in a bucket, Katdaddy
Then explain the bleach.
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No one pooped in a bucket, Katdaddy
true, but you've gotten kdy on a bit of a technicality. the temp tried, but it turned out it was mostly blood.
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i saw him drinking toner earlier so that might be it.
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i also caught him sucking on one of my pens and it appeared my mouse had been licked. i brought that pen from home btw.
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is he feral? just thinking out loud here.
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he definitely has overpowering body odor, but it doesn't smell like a human body. v. weird.
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more like last day iyam.
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You guys might have the Temp confused with that homeless guy that was hanging around earlier...
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Great week temp, let's take you down to G&D and get you blacked out
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You guys might have the Temp confused with that homeless guy that was hanging around earlier...
nope it was the temp. i dared him to eat handsoap and he did it and then got pretty sick. that homeless guy isn't real, you just made him up. also the temp has aids now.
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this is what it's like to be a god. i think it and it happens to that sorry sonofabitch.
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Man, Mr. Bread is super jelly that the temp is getting all of the attention now. Relax bread, it's Friday.
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don't worry i won't let you die of the aids, temp.
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Man, Mr. Bread is super jelly that the temp is getting all of the attention now. Relax bread, it's Friday.
stop stalking my posts, fanning. #zappzappzapp
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:lol:
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I don't think this Mr. Bread guy likes me very much. Good thing he works in the satellite office up north.
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I don't think this Mr. Bread guy likes me very much. Good thing he works in the satellite office up north.
He's an attention whore (like myself). You're stealing his spot light. Don't worry about it.
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Great week temp, let's take you down to G&D and get you blacked out
Once I finish all my work for the day, but when it's all done I am totally down :Woohoo:
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Man, he says all the right things.
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I don't think this Mr. Bread guy likes me very much. Good thing he works in the satellite office up north.
He's an attention whore (like myself). You're stealing his spot light. Don't worry about it.
i'm not aware of any spotlights.
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Temp, with Mr. Dave "out of the country on business", this is really your time to step up and show us what you can do.
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Great week temp, let's take you down to G&D and get you blacked out
Once I finish all my work for the day, but when it's all done I am totally down :Woohoo:
Pro tip. Don't drink anything out of a bucket, no mater how much lib^7 tells you it safe and delish. Also, by how much crap they dish out around here; don't eat or drink anything they suggest... it could be a puni lunchhack. :barf: