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Title: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: massofcatfan on April 28, 2015, 07:23:45 AM
tomatoes taste bad, this includes "YOU'VE NEVER HAD ONE OF MY FRESH FROM THE GARDEN TOMATOES"

plus they have a gross consistency

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Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: kslim on April 28, 2015, 07:26:06 AM
you sir are a rough ridin' idiot. that is all

 :buh-bye:
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Asteriskhead on April 28, 2015, 08:04:56 AM
this is the running for worst threads of all time, and i know a thing or two about bad threads (see every thread i've ever started).
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Asteriskhead on April 28, 2015, 08:05:14 AM
except the ninja turtles one, that  was a good one.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: pissclams on April 28, 2015, 08:13:55 AM
i have an admittedly weird relationship w/ tomatoes...i like salsa, ketchup, and pizza sauce but think whole tomatoes or big chunks of tomatoes are weird/gross.
so sue me.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Tobias on April 28, 2015, 08:17:45 AM
same here.  whole/chunk tomatoes fail the deliciousness vs consistency curve for me
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: puniraptor on April 28, 2015, 08:33:22 AM
are tomato slice haters automatically BLT haters?

i can't even imagine such a thing.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: steve dave on April 28, 2015, 08:36:32 AM
a plum tomato right of the vine is pretty amaze. but in general I do not like raw tomatoes much.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Ptolemy on April 28, 2015, 08:44:49 AM
Ditto! Tomatoes are meant for sauces ONLY.

A lump of poo on a sandwich is preferable to a single slice of tomato!
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: steve dave on April 28, 2015, 08:46:21 AM
A lump of poo on a sandwich is preferable to a single slice of tomato!

you'd eat a lump of poo on a sandwich instead of tomato?
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: pissclams on April 28, 2015, 08:47:23 AM
i wouldn't eat the poo.  sign me up for the non-poo sandwich list.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Tobias on April 28, 2015, 08:47:31 AM

are tomato slice haters automatically BLT haters?

i can't even imagine such a thing.

i won't scrape it off if offered one, but never make them with (i #hack with avocado)
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: pissclams on April 28, 2015, 08:49:17 AM
are tomato slice haters automatically BLT haters?

i can't even imagine such a thing.
true story- i get my BLT's without the L and the T and add mayo.  and you know what?  it's a hell of a thing thinking that you're going to find something wrong with my choice of food.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: steve dave on April 28, 2015, 08:50:50 AM
oh man, avocado is such an amazing food. the only downside is it gets brown almost immediately after cutting one open and the ready to eat shelf life once ripe is about 45 minutes. mrs. dave loves avocado almost more than anything in the world BUT she has this weird stomach thing that if she eats avocado or bananas (also likes these) she gets super indigestion and is miserable for like 5 hours. she'll always be like "I'll just have a small amount" and then is "OMG why did I have any!? never let me have ANY!". any MDs on here know of what causes this? any medicines to cure it?
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: kso_FAN on April 28, 2015, 08:54:02 AM
Tomatoes and avocados! Both are pretty fantastic.

A tomato/avocado salad (heck, throw in some onions too!) tossed with some balsamic/olive oil and feta/parmesan/mozzarella is really, really good.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: kslim on April 28, 2015, 08:57:07 AM
Tomatoes and avocados! Both are pretty fantastic.

A tomato/avocado salad (heck, throw in some onions too!) tossed with some balsamic/olive oil and feta/parmesan/mozzarella is really, really good.
you know what doesnt sound good in that? pickles. therefore onions>avocados>tomatoes>pickles
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Ptolemy on April 28, 2015, 09:04:49 AM
A lump of poo on a sandwich is preferable to a single slice of tomato!

you'd eat a lump of poo on a sandwich instead of tomato?

I'd eat neither on my sandwich if I'm making it. But if you're putting a gun to my dome...drop your drawers!
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 28, 2015, 09:09:33 AM
I like tomato based sauces and things cooked with tomatoes in them, but like others I do not really like raw tomatoes. If they are in a sandwich I will eat them. If they are in a salad I will eat a few bites, but usually there are a bunch of tomatoes left in the salad bowl.

Also, I do not like tomato juice which is unfortunate because I would like to like Bloody Marys.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: sys on April 28, 2015, 09:46:15 AM
tomatoes are probably the greatest fruit ever invented.  even the people that think they don't like them would find it difficult to imagine wtf they'd eat if tomatoes weren't used in cooking.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: The Big Train on April 28, 2015, 10:03:58 AM
i love salsa, ketchup, raw tomatoes, cooked tomatoes, spaghetti sauce and everything in between.  i can not rough ridin' stand tomato juice tho
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 28, 2015, 10:12:01 AM
Team clams/tobias

I will also enjoy a slice on a big sammie/burger
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: kso_FAN on April 28, 2015, 10:53:05 AM
i love salsa, ketchup, raw tomatoes, cooked tomatoes, spaghetti sauce and everything in between.  i can not rough ridin' stand tomato juice tho

Same.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: #LIFE on April 28, 2015, 10:56:33 AM
i love salsa, ketchup, raw tomatoes, cooked tomatoes, spaghetti sauce and everything in between.  i can not rough ridin' stand tomato juice tho

Yes. GTFOOMF with your red beer also.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: DQ12 on April 28, 2015, 11:46:53 AM
I like all the sauces (including salsa).  I even like diced tomatoes.  But i do not like sliced tomatoes for sandwiches and stuff. 
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: TownieCat on April 28, 2015, 11:53:08 AM
i love salsa, ketchup, raw tomatoes, cooked tomatoes, spaghetti sauce and everything in between.  i can not rough ridin' stand tomato juice tho

Yes. GTFOOMF with your red beer also.
If you don't enjoy the occasional red beer in the morning then you aren't living #LIFE to the fullest.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Headinjun on April 28, 2015, 12:09:19 PM
I eat a whole tomato, a whole avocado, and two hard boiled eggs for breakfast nearly every day!!

Does a body good
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Brock Landers on April 28, 2015, 12:11:07 PM
I celebrate the tomato's entire catalog.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: The Big Train on April 28, 2015, 12:12:47 PM
i love salsa, ketchup, raw tomatoes, cooked tomatoes, spaghetti sauce and everything in between.  i can not rough ridin' stand tomato juice tho

Yes. GTFOOMF with your red beer also.
If you don't enjoy the occasional red beer in the morning then you aren't living #LIFE to the fullest.

red beer is disgusting  :Yuck:
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: slobber on April 28, 2015, 12:13:49 PM
Tomato slices with salt and pepper are pretty great. My wife thinks I'm weird when I throw 4 or 5 tomato slices on a plate and sprinkle on some salt and pepper.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Headinjun on April 28, 2015, 12:26:46 PM

i love salsa, ketchup, raw tomatoes, cooked tomatoes, spaghetti sauce and everything in between.  i can not rough ridin' stand tomato juice tho

Yes. GTFOOMF with your red beer also.
If you don't enjoy the occasional red beer in the morning then you aren't living #LIFE to the fullest.

red beer is disgusting :yuck:

Same.   I like tomatoes, but they are ruined when combined with delicious beer.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: The Big Train on April 28, 2015, 12:32:09 PM

Tomato slices with salt and pepper are pretty great. My wife thinks I'm weird when I throw 4 or 5 tomato slices on a plate and sprinkle on some salt and pepper.


Gonna win 'em all!

TBTdad does this too :D
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Gooch on April 28, 2015, 12:46:39 PM
:dnr: but anyone pro this thread is a terrible human being.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: asava on April 28, 2015, 12:58:13 PM
fo all those tomato hatazzzzzzz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOJaDDO38kk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOJaDDO38kk)

japan says, "suck it."
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 28, 2015, 01:17:40 PM
Tomato slices with salt and pepper are pretty great. My wife thinks I'm weird when I throw 4 or 5 tomato slices on a plate and sprinkle on some salt and pepper.


Gonna win 'em all!

Weird
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: slobber on April 28, 2015, 01:42:14 PM

Tomato slices with salt and pepper are pretty great. My wife thinks I'm weird when I throw 4 or 5 tomato slices on a plate and sprinkle on some salt and pepper.


Gonna win 'em all!

TBTdad does this too :D
I learned it from my dad !:D
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: slobber on April 28, 2015, 01:42:55 PM
Tomato slices with salt and pepper are pretty great. My wife thinks I'm weird when I throw 4 or 5 tomato slices on a plate and sprinkle on some salt and pepper.


Gonna win 'em all!

Weird
I used to think it was weird, too!
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Gooch on April 28, 2015, 07:27:16 PM

Tomato slices with salt and pepper are pretty great. My wife thinks I'm weird when I throw 4 or 5 tomato slices on a plate and sprinkle on some salt and pepper.


Gonna win 'em all!

TBTdad does this too :D
Try a little onion pwder.
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Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 28, 2015, 07:47:10 PM
I eat a raw tomato just about every day. Sliced w/ balsamic vinegar, smoked sea salt, basil, pepper.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: slobber on April 28, 2015, 08:39:10 PM


Tomato slices with salt and pepper are pretty great. My wife thinks I'm weird when I throw 4 or 5 tomato slices on a plate and sprinkle on some salt and pepper.


Gonna win 'em all!

TBTdad does this too :D
Try a little onion pwder.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-static-ak.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fcampaign_images%2Fterminal05%2F2012%2F8%2F31%2F17%2Fthings-that-blew-your-mind-when-you-were-a-kid-1-30991-1346448555-3_big.jpg&hash=cb299020e6cd6f8c0a6959fe0c8d9a54b874d0b6)
Will try!


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: slobber on April 28, 2015, 08:40:08 PM

I eat a raw tomato just about every day. Sliced w/ balsamic vinegar, smoked sea salt, basil, pepper.
Will try!

Man, this thread has really backfired!


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: jmlynch1 on April 28, 2015, 08:45:26 PM
I hate tomatoes but can handle salsa (ketchup can gtfo). Also, I kind of think the tomato slice (not on a sandwich)/whole tomato thing is for hicks but could definitely be wrong.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: puniraptor on April 28, 2015, 09:14:27 PM
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BLT season has begun.
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: Tobias on April 28, 2015, 10:07:54 PM
now ferment that blt
Title: Re: a thread for tomato haters
Post by: pissclams on April 28, 2015, 10:24:52 PM
yup kimchi the living crap out of her