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Title: Apple Cores
Post by: DQ12 on April 21, 2015, 02:57:25 PM
The other day I sat down with a buddy of mine and we were both eating apples and conversing.  About 5 minutes into the convo, a look of horror comes upon my face.  "Are you," I started. "Are you eating the core?" 

He was.  He explained that he always had and that there's no reason not to really.  So i looked it up, and he's right.

Since then, I've eaten four apples in their entirety.  I want to be part of the revolution.

What say YOU? 
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: sys on April 21, 2015, 02:58:25 PM
my grandfather ate cores.  i don't even eat the skins.  life's too short.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: CNS on April 21, 2015, 03:00:47 PM
I am not a horse.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Trim on April 21, 2015, 03:02:24 PM
The other day I sat down with a buddy of mine and we were both eating apples and conversing.  About 5 minutes into the convo, a look of horror comes upon my face.  "Are you," I started. "Are you eating the core?" 

He was.  He explained that he always had and that there's no reason not to really.  So i looked it up, and he's right.

Since then, I've eaten four apples in their entirety.  I want to be part of the revolution.

What say YOU? 

I saw you tweet about this and was horrified, but wasn't in a place I could ask more.

What did your research say about why cores are to be avoided?

I was actually just about to buy one of these:

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Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 21, 2015, 03:02:40 PM
Do you eat the seeds and stem too?
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: DQ12 on April 21, 2015, 03:03:25 PM
I like feeling like a horse/goat!  Makes me feel part of the earth.

Apparently the seeds have trace amounts of arsenic cyanide in them.  Everything says that you'd have to eat a ton of the seeds to feel any of the arsenic cyanide effects, but I don't really want to test it.  Seeds go in the trash.  Stems go in the trash too.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: DQ12 on April 21, 2015, 03:08:30 PM
I saw you tweet about this and was horrified, but wasn't in a place I could ask more.

What did your research say about why cores are to be avoided?
I was horrified at first too.  It's a very disconcerting thing to witness (which I think is one of the main reasons i like to do it).  But also, the "core" is just a different texture.  A little tougher. 

My research actually said that apple cores don't even exist.  It's just a "concept" that society has taught us to avoid maaaaaaaan.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/11/apple-cores-are-a-myth/281531/ (http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/11/apple-cores-are-a-myth/281531/)
http://www.medicaldaily.com/there-no-such-thing-apple-core-eat-entire-fruit-safely-263017 (http://www.medicaldaily.com/there-no-such-thing-apple-core-eat-entire-fruit-safely-263017)
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: BrokenSky1113 on April 21, 2015, 03:10:52 PM
I would never ever eat apple cores... my dog loves them too much. It would deprive him of too much joy.

But if we're doing this... you shouldnt pick the little green tops off of strawberries. Just pop them into your mouth like a boss.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 21, 2015, 03:12:19 PM
I saw you tweet about this and was horrified, but wasn't in a place I could ask more.

What did your research say about why cores are to be avoided?
I was horrified at first too.  It's a very disconcerting thing to witness (which I think is one of the main reasons i like to do it).  But also, the "core" is just a different texture.  A little tougher. 

My research actually said that apple cores don't even exist.  It's just a "concept" that society has taught us to avoid maaaaaaaan.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/11/apple-cores-are-a-myth/281531/ (http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/11/apple-cores-are-a-myth/281531/)
http://www.medicaldaily.com/there-no-such-thing-apple-core-eat-entire-fruit-safely-263017 (http://www.medicaldaily.com/there-no-such-thing-apple-core-eat-entire-fruit-safely-263017)

Yeah, well, if they didn't exist, they wouldn't be a different texture.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 21, 2015, 03:13:26 PM
you can also eat the insides of couch cushions but i'm not sure why anyone would want to. on a side note, i know a person that just eats the entire sunflower seed, shell and all. like pops a bunch in her mouth and just starts chewing away. maybe that's a better comparison than the couch cushion but all three honestly seem pretty ridiculous.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: steve dave on April 21, 2015, 03:15:02 PM
yard clippings, completely safe to eat and full of fiber as long as you haven't sprayed chemicals on them.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: steve dave on April 21, 2015, 03:17:10 PM
here's a little tip I learned: when you get a milk carton drink down about 1/4 of it and then eat the top 1/4 of the carton, drink the next 1/4 and then eat the next 1/4 of the carton and so forth until you've consumed all of the milk and carton. completely safe.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: steve dave on April 21, 2015, 03:17:41 PM
MAKE SURE YOU WASH THE OUTSIDE OF THE CARTON BEFORE CONSUMING!
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 21, 2015, 03:18:35 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Brock Landers on April 21, 2015, 03:18:43 PM
What about the sticker with the produce code, do you peel that off before devouring the entire apple like a goddam billy goat?
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: sys on April 21, 2015, 03:20:52 PM
my dog (the new, young one) eats everything that has been mentioned in this thread so far.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: steve dave on April 21, 2015, 03:21:42 PM
when the entire office gets pizza catered in I like to go around the tables and get down on everyone's leftover crusts. probably even more safe than eating low level cyanide cores.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: sys on April 21, 2015, 03:21:58 PM
also some other stuff.  ever tried dog and cat crap, dlew?  afaict, they are completely safe.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 21, 2015, 03:22:14 PM
here's a little tip I learned: when you get a milk carton drink down about 1/4 of it and then eat the top 1/4 of the carton, drink the next 1/4 and then eat the next 1/4 of the carton and so forth until you've consumed all of the milk and carton. completely safe.

I mean that sounds reasonable except the fact that you would have an open milk container in your refrigerator. I'd think you'd have to drink/eat the whole carton in one sitting.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: sys on April 21, 2015, 03:22:43 PM
pizza's don't have crusts.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Trim on April 21, 2015, 03:23:10 PM
I was horrified at first too.  It's a very disconcerting thing to witness (which I think is one of the main reasons i like to do it).

If we're both at FattyFest, I'll buy you an apple.  I want to see this.

If somebody donates a decent amount of money, I'll have #oscar describe it live as d-rew's doing it.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: steve dave on April 21, 2015, 03:23:53 PM
here's a little tip I learned: when you get a milk carton drink down about 1/4 of it and then eat the top 1/4 of the carton, drink the next 1/4 and then eat the next 1/4 of the carton and so forth until you've consumed all of the milk and carton. completely safe.

I mean that sounds reasonable except the fact that you would have an open milk container in your refrigerator. I'd think you'd have to drink/eat the whole carton in one sitting.

there's very low cyanide levels in milk containers that have been sitting open for a few days. safe unless you consume over 5 at a time which nobody does.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: steve dave on April 21, 2015, 03:25:51 PM
some person: eat this (holds out some gross thing)

dlew: what's the cyanide level of it?

some person: non lethal

dlew:
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Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: jar on April 21, 2015, 03:30:38 PM
Those cornstarch packing peanuts taste just like cheetos that never got any cheese on them!

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Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: slobber on April 21, 2015, 03:31:01 PM

yard clippings, completely safe to eat and full of fiber as long as you haven't sprayed chemicals on them.
certain chemicals, not all chemicals. Can probably eat some...never mind, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen.


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Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: mocat on April 21, 2015, 03:38:44 PM
i do not eat apple cores but i do eat the following:

-popcorn seeds that have not popped
-sunflower seeds (whole)
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: sys on April 21, 2015, 03:42:35 PM
eating sunflower seed shells is worse, imo.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: puniraptor on April 21, 2015, 03:46:39 PM
gutting large amounts of chewed up sunflower seed shells has real consequences for your exhaust pipe
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Tobias on April 21, 2015, 03:46:49 PM
you guys are giving away all the #hacks
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Tobias on April 21, 2015, 03:47:11 PM
you assholes are why brisket is expensive now :curse:
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: mocat on April 21, 2015, 03:49:18 PM
Yeah don't ever eat sunflower seeds because I do not enjoy it. I never learned how to do the oral gymnastics required to separate everything
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: 0.42 on April 21, 2015, 04:02:39 PM
here's a little tip I learned: when you get a milk carton drink down about 1/4 of it and then eat the top 1/4 of the carton, drink the next 1/4 and then eat the next 1/4 of the carton and so forth until you've consumed all of the milk and carton. completely safe.

I do not approve of this technique
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: 8manpick on April 21, 2015, 04:07:59 PM
Yeah don't ever eat sunflower seeds because I do not enjoy it. I never learned how to do the oral gymnastics required to separate everything
:fatty:
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Katpappy on April 21, 2015, 04:15:55 PM
My dog can lick his dick; what a treat that must be.  :D
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Katpappy on April 21, 2015, 04:20:00 PM
You know what's gross; my dog can also lick his butt, which he does. 

My wife said the Vet told her that Jose has a problem; he can't control his licker.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: 0.42 on April 21, 2015, 04:21:07 PM
Katdaddy,
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Katpappy on April 21, 2015, 04:29:29 PM
Katdaddy,
That's my name; don't wear it out!!!
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: DQ12 on April 21, 2015, 04:42:31 PM
i said i DON'T eat the seeds, SD, because of the cyanide. 
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Trim on April 21, 2015, 04:46:07 PM
here's a little tip I learned: when you get a milk carton drink down about 1/4 of it and then eat the top 1/4 of the carton, drink the next 1/4 and then eat the next 1/4 of the carton and so forth until you've consumed all of the milk and carton. completely safe.

I do not approve of this technique

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Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: meow meow on April 21, 2015, 04:47:28 PM
so if you don't eat the stem or seeds, what exactly is different from what everyone else is doing?
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: DQ12 on April 21, 2015, 04:49:56 PM
so if you don't eat the stem or seeds, what exactly is different from what everyone else is doing?
everything besides the stem and the seeds goes in my mouth.  In other words, the remains of the apple consist of the ~ 1 inch stem and some seeds.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: star seed 7 on April 21, 2015, 06:35:54 PM
I take one bite deep because I don't like bites without skin, I don't even get close to the core.

Also I dropped a piece of Apple in my dogs food bowl once and she ate everything in the bowl except the chunk of Apple
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: sys on April 21, 2015, 07:04:41 PM
I don't like bites without skin.

i never would have figured you for a skins only appler.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Tobias on April 21, 2015, 07:07:57 PM
I cut mine like a little kid because I have tooth-cracking nightmares
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: star seed 7 on April 21, 2015, 07:10:42 PM
I don't like bites without skin.

i never would have figured you for a skins only appler.

I'll always keep you guessing
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 21, 2015, 08:09:58 PM
On two occasions your pal SB has eaten the entire apple and the accompanying sticker. :gocho:
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: WonderMeal on April 21, 2015, 08:48:28 PM
#TeamDlew #TeamSeeds

Cleaner hands. Don't have to lug around a "core" if you're "on the go." It's the only way to live. It's the original #SnackHack.

AND NO AMOUNT OF PEER PRESSURE IS GOING TO CHANGE MY MIND.



Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: The Big Train on April 21, 2015, 08:57:28 PM
mine has a quad-core i7 with 16GB of ram and it works great, I want a 8-core pro tho...wait what are we talking about here?
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Kat Kid on April 21, 2015, 09:23:12 PM
Cores are gross.  Apples are biodegradable.  The world is your compost pile.  #hacked
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Kat Kid on April 21, 2015, 09:23:36 PM
Cores are gross.  Apples are biodegradable.  Also banana peels.  The world is your compost pile.  #hacked
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Kat Kid on April 21, 2015, 09:24:56 PM
Also, maybe no better feeling than throwing a banana peel out the window on the highway and imagining that it is Mario Kart, but then realizing that it is biodegradable and will become soil or whatever and probably grow some beautiful grass or an invasive weed or something.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: jar on April 21, 2015, 10:26:51 PM
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Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: DQ12 on April 22, 2015, 01:17:17 AM
good to know gE.c hero Wondermeal is on my side. 

have fun being on team #anti-wondermeal, idiots.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2015, 06:15:37 AM
Dlew, you should go on that TV show with the grossout that eats all the disgusting trash all over the world on the travel channel.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 22, 2015, 08:44:01 AM
occasionally I'll eat a peanut, shell and all, but that's about it.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: pissclams on April 22, 2015, 09:10:10 AM
occasionally I'll eat a peanut, shell and all, but that's about it.

i do the same but with coconuts
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 22, 2015, 09:22:10 AM
Dlew, when you eat a steak, do you chew right through the fat to get to the good stuff?
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: 8manpick on April 22, 2015, 10:10:55 AM


Dlew, when you eat a steak, do you chew right through the fat to get to the good stuff?

If you aren't eating the fat on a steak, you're doing it wrong. Gristle not so much, but fat? :lick:
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: slobber on April 22, 2015, 10:25:43 AM
banana peals and orange rinds? Dlew, I need a ruling.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: DQ12 on April 22, 2015, 11:19:15 AM
no slobber.

SD, I would definitely join AB on No Reservations.  a couple of hunks eating the exotic foods that americans won't eat because it's not a mcdonalds hamburger.  would probably shoot ratings up by 500%.  great idea.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Tobias on April 22, 2015, 11:23:58 AM
andlew12 zimmern
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on April 22, 2015, 12:06:27 PM
do you eat shrimp tails too?  had an ex that did that.

I do eat whole peanuts though...and sunflower seeds sometimes too.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: felix rex on April 23, 2015, 09:21:55 AM



Dlew, when you eat a steak, do you chew right through the fat to get to the good stuff?

If you aren't eating the fat on a steak, you're doing it wrong. Gristle not so much, but fat? :lick:

Middle Eastern kabobs often include pieces that are just grilled chunks of fat. They are insanely delicious.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: mocat on April 23, 2015, 09:28:17 AM
andlew12 zimmern

ugh can't stand that guy because he does the same eyebrow thing that all the "exercise selfie" girls on my facebook wall do
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Benja on April 23, 2015, 11:05:02 AM
I really don't think you guys should be eating the shells of nuts. Like the apple core thing makes way more sense than eating shells.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 16, 2016, 01:34:56 PM
Ok so I've been eating a lot of oranges lately. They're like $1.84 a bag at Aldi. I think I want to try and eat an orange like you eat an apple and eat the whole thing.

 Thoughts?
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: meow meow on March 16, 2016, 01:45:25 PM
why would you want to do that?
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 16, 2016, 02:09:16 PM
why would you want to do that?

what if its really great and i'm missing out
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: hemmy on March 16, 2016, 02:11:23 PM
i have yet to find anything on earth more bitter than the orange peel
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: meow meow on March 16, 2016, 02:20:40 PM
why would you want to do that?

what if its really great and i'm missing out

you're right, definitely do it, post video in this thread
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: pissclams on March 16, 2016, 02:33:48 PM
has anyone ever tried to eat a raw egg, shell and all? 
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: pissclams on March 16, 2016, 02:39:53 PM
what if it's really good and you're missing out though?
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: pissclams on March 16, 2016, 03:01:24 PM
i bet that if you ate more raw eggs (including shells),  your gums would toughen up.  just bite into one like an apple.  could be great.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: slobber on March 16, 2016, 03:02:12 PM

i bet that if you ate more raw eggs (including shells),  your gums would toughen up.  just bite into one like an apple.  could be great.
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Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: sys on March 16, 2016, 03:08:43 PM
i grind the shelled eggs into a calcium-rich slurry which i drink through a straw.  no need to risk the gums.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: _33 on March 16, 2016, 03:21:15 PM
I've tried eating the apple core but I just can't stomach them.  I still want to get all of the nutrients though so I supplement with cyanide vitamins.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: DQ12 on March 16, 2016, 03:26:46 PM
I have about 45 pistachio shells rolling around in my stomach right now. 
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: ChiComCat on March 16, 2016, 03:31:04 PM
Eat through a watermelon rind and the juicy melon will be your sweet reward
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 16, 2016, 05:15:47 PM
Dlew I'd like you to weigh in on my idea of eating an orange like an apple. All I'm getting is a buncha chuckleheads mocking my idea.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: pissclams on March 16, 2016, 06:16:06 PM
Dlew I'd like you to weigh in on my idea of eating an orange like an apple. All I'm getting is a buncha chuckleheads mocking my idea.

i tried the whole egg, very difficult but worth trying at least once in your life
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: WonderMeal on March 16, 2016, 07:44:48 PM
Eleven months later and still #TeamDlew #TeamSeeds.

CF3, I wouldn't recommend the orange peel. It won't hurt you, but the flavor is v. strong. That's why it's called "zest!"  :lol:

#TeamDlew #TeamSeeds

Cleaner hands. Don't have to lug around a "core" if you're "on the go." It's the only way to live. It's the original #SnackHack.

AND NO AMOUNT OF PEER PRESSURE IS GOING TO CHANGE MY MIND.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Ptolemy on March 16, 2016, 07:54:15 PM
I have about 45 pistachio shells rolling around in my stomach right now.

How'd they come out? There Will Be Blood!
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Kat Kid on March 17, 2016, 03:05:29 AM

Ok so I've been eating a lot of oranges lately. They're like $1.84 a bag at Aldi. I think I want to try and eat an orange like you eat an apple and eat the whole thing.

 Thoughts?

Alert!  Alert!  Don't do that.  According to Dr. Alkhatib the pesticides they use on oranges now are very powerful.  Also cut back on orange juice consumption.


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Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: slobber on March 17, 2016, 09:13:51 AM
The pesticides they now use on oranges are much safer than what was used 30 years ago. Dr. Alkhatib, with all due respect :fatty: , has been misled at minimum.


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Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 17, 2016, 10:25:45 AM
Dobber's in the pocket of big pesticide.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 17, 2016, 01:25:31 PM
I can't pull the trigger.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: pissclams on March 17, 2016, 02:12:01 PM
I can't pull the trigger.
try the egg, - sans pesticides.  free range, bitch!
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: slobber on March 17, 2016, 08:32:23 PM

I can't pull the trigger.
try the egg, - sans pesticides.  free range, bitch!
I spray the eff out of eggs with pesticides before eating them.


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Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: The Big Train on March 17, 2016, 08:45:50 PM
I think the new MacBook pros coming out in June will have the same amount, that's what I hear anyways
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: DQ12 on March 18, 2016, 08:58:10 AM
Give it a shot, CF3!  I bet lots of animals eat the peel (rind? what's a rind?). 
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 18, 2016, 09:50:35 AM
Give it a shot, CF3!  I bet lots of animals eat the peel (rind? what's a rind?).

so let it be written so let it be done
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: DQ12 on March 18, 2016, 09:57:33 AM
wow.  just looked it up.  apparently eating the peel/rind(?) is incredibly good for you. 

just google "eating an orange peel" and feast your eyes on link after link telling you the benefits.  plus, imagine what an awesome freak you'd look like just biting into the orange like an apple.
Title: Re: Apple Cores
Post by: Katpappy on March 18, 2016, 02:34:52 PM
Give it a shot, CF3!  I bet lots of animals eat the peel (rind? what's a rind?).

so let it be written so let it be done
You haven't lived the full zest of life, if you haven't drank a full glasses of foaming, bubbling piss after eating a diet of oranges.  It's twice the nutrition and loaded with surprising taste.  If you like oranges, you'll love OP anytime of the day, and not just mornings.  :party: