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Title: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: GregKSU1027 on April 13, 2015, 08:36:10 AM: (Insert daily scenario) then (insert oscar reaction)
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: meow meow on April 13, 2015, 08:40:51 AM: GregKSU starts a thread on gE, then oscar Weber takes his lovely wife out to dinner at her favorite place.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: kslim on April 13, 2015, 09:53:35 AM: kstate is in needs of a good in bounds play, oscar weber immediately looks for the roof of his mouth in his pant pockets.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: That_Guy on April 13, 2015, 10:28:13 AM: Quote from: kslim on April 13, 2015, 09:53:35 AM
kstate is in needs of a good in bounds play, oscar weber immediately looks for the roof of his mouth in his pant pockets.

Lol

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Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: GregKSU1027 on April 13, 2015, 10:43:49 AM: Kstate loses half of there team. oscar mows lawn out of frustration.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 13, 2015, 10:46:10 AM: 3 seconds on the shot clock, calls a TO
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Winters on April 13, 2015, 02:00:27 PM: Goes to a party; makes all the fun people leave.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: CNS on April 13, 2015, 06:01:40 PM: Realizes his team needs inspiration, yells "hands!".
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Dual Ju on April 13, 2015, 06:39:53 PM: Pours a cup of coffee, misses his mouth when he tries to drink it, breaks his nose with the mug.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: bones129 on April 13, 2015, 06:46:39 PM: Loses play hard charts, resigns in disgrace.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: CNS on April 13, 2015, 07:01:24 PM: Tries to rid team of cancer. Kicks off Morris Forrester and Ray Burris.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: scottwildcat on April 13, 2015, 07:16:08 PM: @spaces would be great at this thread
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: The Big Train on April 13, 2015, 08:27:05 PM: thinks asbestos is a new chicken nuggets flavor and smells it. gets lung cancer but survives and coaches the cats for 15 more years.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: #LIFE on April 14, 2015, 08:14:01 AM: Invites his friends over for a BBQ. Orders pizza.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: ednksu on April 14, 2015, 10:56:57 AM: oscar realizes his lawn isn't coming in as planned, a little brown, a little patchy. He immediately goes to the professionals at home depot and they select Scotts Turf Builder Fertilizer plus crabgrass preventer. And that lawn turned out lip lickin' good.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Mr Bread on April 14, 2015, 11:12:08 AM: Molested as a child, never tells.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: GregKSU1027 on April 14, 2015, 11:55:11 AM: Quote from: ednksu on April 14, 2015, 10:56:57 AM
oscar realizes his lawn isn't coming in as planned, a little brown, a little patchy. He immediately goes to the professionals at home depot and they select Scotts Turf Builder Fertilizer plus crabgrass preventer. And that lawn turned out lip lickin' good.
Feed your lawn. Feed it.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Mr Bread on April 14, 2015, 12:01:05 PM: Mother tried to abort, didn't take.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: KsJoey on April 14, 2015, 12:16:58 PM: The Cats finally go on a run, oscar calls Timeout
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Mr Bread on April 14, 2015, 12:57:52 PM: Wife and daughters leave him, makes family out of pillows and goes about his business.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Mr Bread on April 14, 2015, 01:21:24 PM: Gets raped, blames self.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: #LIFE on April 14, 2015, 01:25:51 PM: Buys winning Powerball ticket. Runs it through the washing machine.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on April 14, 2015, 02:10:17 PM: Finds trail of Reece's pieces. Gets trapped under a box.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: meow meow on April 14, 2015, 02:56:18 PM: finds a $100 bill on the sidewalk while walking his dog, gets excited, nose starts to bleed
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Mr Bread on April 14, 2015, 03:56:45 PM: Starts having heart attack but is afraid to tell anyone around him what's happening, dies.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 14, 2015, 04:11:29 PM: Quote from: Mr Bread on April 14, 2015, 03:56:45 PM
Starts having heart attack but is afraid to tell anyone around him what's happening, dies.

This happens to a relative of his and he finds a new doctor.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: PIPE on April 14, 2015, 04:58:23 PM: With mouth wide open in shock from a tough loss, chokes on a fly
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Mr Bread on April 14, 2015, 05:03:21 PM: Gives PIPE's wife oral, tells PIPE all about it.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Ted Stryker on April 14, 2015, 09:31:36 PM: Vows to work on whiny/high pitched voice, sucks on balloon filled with helium.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: The Big Train on April 14, 2015, 09:35:01 PM: Quote from: Ted Stryker on April 14, 2015, 09:31:36 PM
Vows to work on whiny/high pitched voice, sucks on balloon filled with helium.

oh man!
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Ted Stryker on April 14, 2015, 09:45:42 PM: Doesn't like what he sees on the court, goes into his famous Cross The Arms Turkish Moving Screen dance.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: RickRampus on April 14, 2015, 10:39:06 PM: Bread's bringing heat, not sure if good.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: slobber on April 15, 2015, 07:58:12 AM: Has some decent basketball players, kicks them off the team.

Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Ted Stryker on April 15, 2015, 09:46:21 AM: Needs to spell "coaching" to win the bee, looks confused and asks for the word to be used in a sentence.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Trim on April 15, 2015, 10:23:14 AM: Quote from: Mr Bread on April 14, 2015, 01:21:24 PM
Gets raped, blames self.

Self or Seff? The former calls for too much suspension of disbelief.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: kslim on April 15, 2015, 10:31:15 AM: Quote from: Ted Stryker on April 15, 2015, 09:46:21 AM
Needs to spell "coaching" to win the bee, looks confused and asks for the word to be used in a sentence.
good post TED!
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Katpappy on April 15, 2015, 01:38:38 PM: Quote from: kslim on April 15, 2015, 10:31:15 AM
Quote from: Ted Stryker on April 15, 2015, 09:46:21 AM
Needs to spell "coaching" to win the bee, looks confused and asks for the word to be used in a sentence.
good post TED!
Ted's got that BID fire in him.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: schreds21 on April 15, 2015, 06:34:16 PM: Picks nose. Looks around slyly to make sure nobody is watching. Eats booger.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: That_Guy on April 15, 2015, 08:23:38 PM: Takes the last of the water in the pitcher and puts it back in the fridge without refilling it.

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Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: yoman on April 17, 2015, 12:46:41 PM: Has player request to transfer, dismisses him from the team ensuring tuck public support.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: slobber on April 18, 2015, 09:17:37 AM: Proves he is a bumbling dumbass with no control over his team, coaches at Kstate for 20 years.

Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Ted Stryker on April 18, 2015, 09:45:00 AM: Falls in a well, Lassie doesn't bother to get help.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: jasn88cubs on April 18, 2015, 01:45:36 PM: uses the last of the toilet paper doesnt tell anyone
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: jasn88cubs on April 18, 2015, 01:46:11 PM: makes a horrible dinner blames his wife
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Mr Bread on April 18, 2015, 01:58:38 PM: Has sex with jasn88cubs' face, never calls him after.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: EMAWzified on April 18, 2015, 04:39:30 PM: Squanders all the money he inherited, blames kids.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: wetwillie on April 18, 2015, 05:28:57 PM: Itches taint, looks around. Smells fingers.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: The Big Train on April 18, 2015, 05:42:07 PM: Buys k-tag, still pays toll.
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: jasn88cubs on April 18, 2015, 06:55:08 PM: Quote from: Mr Bread on April 18, 2015, 01:58:38 PM
Has sex with jasn88cubs' face, never calls him after.

that was the 2005 season
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: Ted Stryker on March 22, 2016, 10:01:43 AM: Can we get this thread going again? There has to be new material out there

Final Four.... Takes Currie to BWW, asks the bartender if they can watch reruns of "Castle".
Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: slobber on March 22, 2016, 10:09:57 AM: Thread title needs updated

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Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: GregKSU1027 on March 22, 2016, 11:21:51 AM: Told not to vote for brownback, does anyway.

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Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: GregKSU1027 on March 22, 2016, 11:22:57 AM: Sees his own reflection. Instantly brucefaces

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Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: GregKSU1027 on March 22, 2016, 11:27:49 AM: When asked if he has done his job? Responds "We played great but according to the play hard charts our effort is lacking."

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Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: slobber on March 22, 2016, 11:36:25 AM: Asked about the impact on ticket sales....pulls out his wallet, buys 100 tickets, smiles, winks, and says, "lawn mowing money"

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Title: Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
Post by: EMAWforever on March 22, 2016, 12:53:51 PM: Throw some kids off the team, call the next year a rebuilding year. Good excuse for another year of low wins. Oh, wait a minute, he already did that.