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Title: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 06, 2014, 05:38:56 PM
Everyone knows he has relatives in western Kansas, if you live out that way pm me for their address and details on the egging event
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: bubbles4ksu on November 06, 2014, 05:48:46 PM
I egged a cop's house once in high school. It's basically impossible to get caught, fwiw.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Benja on November 06, 2014, 06:11:42 PM
I wouldn't do this unless you really want to be incredibly popular and attractive to the opposite sex. But I guess if you want that stuff
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Benja on November 06, 2014, 06:14:54 PM
Or the same sex obvs too whatever you want
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: HerrSonntag on November 06, 2014, 06:26:33 PM
You better have iron knuckles too, to withstand the furry of fist bumps that will be coming your way.  Ts&Ps to those brave souls.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 06, 2014, 07:05:18 PM
I am getting lots of requests but some are pretty vague.   So let me clarify:

I know exactly where several of Gary Patterson's relatives live in Hodgeman County and surrounding areas and their houses are begging to be egged.  This is going down.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: The Big Train on November 06, 2014, 07:33:35 PM
are these raw eggs or hard boiled we are talking about here?
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: puniraptor on November 06, 2014, 07:37:09 PM
I have an ostrich egg I've been saving in the deep freeze for just such an occasion.  Should be thawed in about 16 hours.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Katpappy on November 06, 2014, 07:38:50 PM
are these raw eggs or hard boiled we are talking about here?
Are we tossing them are we stopping by and feeding them like meals on wheels?
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 06, 2014, 07:43:40 PM
We are hucking raw eggs at their houses and cars under the cover of darkness.  Lots of them.  Like several dozen.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: The Big Train on November 06, 2014, 07:46:18 PM
well eff im in YOLO
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Asteriskhead on November 06, 2014, 07:48:57 PM
Okay, but my curfew is 12:30.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 06, 2014, 07:54:54 PM
I am attaching mapquest directions to the pms for those who are in on this
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 06, 2014, 08:09:39 PM
Hey guys just got the maps FYI the bridge east of the highway is out.  Some jackass took a full trailer of corn over it and it buckled.  You'll have to take the next section road over. 


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Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: pissclams on November 06, 2014, 08:14:28 PM
i'm in.  i have a water balloon launcher we can use.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 06, 2014, 08:16:29 PM
i'm in.  i have a water balloon launcher we can use.

Didn't you used to have a total balls out potato gun?
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: The Big Train on November 06, 2014, 08:17:59 PM
if somebody has a potato gun we can borrow for puni's egg that would be great

EDIT: just beat me to this
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: slobber on November 06, 2014, 08:23:30 PM
I will act surprised when TCU fans are talking about this in the Ft worth area over the next couple of days.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Spracne on November 06, 2014, 08:27:37 PM
This is exciting. So, who's in charge of collecting Gary's eggs from the field after the game?
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: The Big Train on November 06, 2014, 08:31:45 PM
as far as keeping tabs on the whereabouts of the targets and coordinating how we are going to do this sting, imo i say nicname is the best suited for this kind of operation, maybe get a gopro going or something
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 06, 2014, 08:37:13 PM
I am getting a lot of interest.  We may be able to farm some yards too.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 06, 2014, 08:59:05 PM
100% of these idiots rank 9 or above on the punchable face scale.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: pissclams on November 06, 2014, 09:00:48 PM

i'm in.  i have a water balloon launcher we can use.

Didn't you used to have a total balls out potato gun?
yup my uncle took it out to wakeeney and got busted last winter shooting their dumbass Christmas tree.  cops impounded the gun permanently
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: XocolateThundarr on November 06, 2014, 09:09:53 PM
I am getting a lot of interest.  We may be able to farm some yards too.
:sdeek:
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: ben ji on November 06, 2014, 09:23:34 PM
Dad's making me drive the beater 89 minivan all month since I skipped home period and lied about it....the only thing that POS is good for IS FARMING THE eff OUT OF YARDS!!!!!

Hoping for a big rain tomorrow to really tear up their lawn.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Skipper44 on November 06, 2014, 09:29:27 PM
Oh yeah, the sliding doors on minivans are PERFECT for drive by eggings
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: KITNfury on November 07, 2014, 08:04:22 AM
don't forget to salt a powercat in their lawn
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on November 07, 2014, 08:52:48 AM
i've got one of those batting cage pitching machines sitting in the barn.  Needs a power source tho, and i'm guessing the minivan only has the ac adapter/cigarette lighter?  Might need a little more juice...
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: CNS on November 07, 2014, 09:14:27 AM
i've got one of those batting cage pitching machines sitting in the barn.  Needs a power source tho, and i'm guessing the minivan only has the ac adapter/cigarette lighter?  Might need a little more juice...

Quit acting like none of these hayseeds have a generator.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: AbeFroman on November 07, 2014, 09:15:18 AM
I'll bring bologna to put on their shitty cars
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 07, 2014, 09:18:39 AM
I work at the local movie theater and can get you a fuckton of movie theater popcorn. I MEAN A FUCKTON. It's supposed to rain tonight and wet popcorn is almost impossible to clean up.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Institutional Control on November 07, 2014, 09:25:19 AM
Serious question. Who is Gary Patterson?
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: MadCat on November 07, 2014, 09:26:55 AM
Serious question. Who is Gary Patterson?
http://pattersonlegalgroup.com/firm-overview/attorneys/gary-patterson/
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 07, 2014, 09:39:13 AM
Serious question. Who is Gary Patterson?
http://pattersonlegalgroup.com/firm-overview/attorneys/gary-patterson/


What a cheese d*ck.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: ben ji on November 07, 2014, 10:09:03 AM
Alright guyz, Jimmy will be manning a cash register at Dillon's today after school. He is totally cool with us buying like 10 dozen eggs and won't be a dick and ask us why we need them all.

See you boyz at the designated location around 9pm.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: EMAWican on November 07, 2014, 10:38:32 AM
Don't forget tonight is the Full Beaver Moon.  I think we need to break out the dark/medium grey or navy clothes to really be able to sneak up and stick it to 'em.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 07, 2014, 10:42:18 AM
the dolphins are in the jacuzzi
the crow is hungry for pie
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 07, 2014, 10:46:14 AM
Word is that Deputy Whisman is on to you guys.  Better put sugar in his tank when he's gassing up before patrol
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 07, 2014, 11:01:52 AM
Word is that Deputy Whisman is on to you guys.  Better put sugar in his tank when he's gassing up before patrol

Do not mess with the police.  A little birdie told me that they don't like the smelly/whiny Patterson family either and won't be patrolling out that way any time soon.

 :whistle1:
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: SEK_EMAW on November 07, 2014, 11:15:27 AM
Pheasant opener tomorrow.  I bet if we cruise by the pool hall after dark we could steal some beer coolers out of the backs of some trucks.  Be awesome to score some of those orange camo Keystone lights.  :drink:
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Benja on November 07, 2014, 11:47:44 AM
No but seriously don't do this unless you want a whole new group of way cooler friends.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Crash-Override on November 07, 2014, 11:58:05 AM
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Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 07, 2014, 12:06:03 PM
Pheasant opener tomorrow.  I bet if we cruise by the pool hall after dark we could steal some beer coolers out of the backs of some trucks.  Be awesome to score some of those orange camo Keystone lights.  :drink:

This is just the kind of fantastic idea I was looking for.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: pissclams on November 07, 2014, 12:07:23 PM
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i bet tcu fans did that
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: XocolateThundarr on November 07, 2014, 12:35:38 PM
Don't forget about his brother's bar in Rush Center you guys.   Gotta hit that one too.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 07, 2014, 12:48:40 PM
Pheasant opener tomorrow.  I bet if we cruise by the pool hall after dark we could steal some beer coolers out of the backs of some trucks.  Be awesome to score some of those orange camo Keystone lights.  :drink:

I just put you in charge of the Hanston/Jetmore squad.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: ben ji on November 07, 2014, 12:58:59 PM
Forgot to mention the beater 89 minivan is a "Luxury" edition and has a FREAKING SUNROOF.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: EMAWican on November 07, 2014, 01:15:22 PM
Forgot to mention the beater 89 minivan is a "Luxury" edition and has a FREAKING SUNROOF.

Turn that sunroof into a moonroof, bolt up a spud gun mount, and let's two-story those rascals. 
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on November 07, 2014, 01:20:55 PM
Guys I have had about 13 dozen eggs sitting out in the shed for about a month they have a bit of an oder to them by now so if you would like to use them I've been saving them for just such an event.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: SEK_EMAW on November 07, 2014, 02:08:08 PM
Pheasant opener tomorrow.  I bet if we cruise by the pool hall after dark we could steal some beer coolers out of the backs of some trucks.  Be awesome to score some of those orange camo Keystone lights.  :drink:

I just put you in charge of the Hanston/Jetmore squad.

Cool.  My cousin Mike will serve as our getaway driver.  He tore his ACL in the Ness City game so he's still on crutches.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Pete on November 07, 2014, 02:31:56 PM
Who is [email protected]?
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 07, 2014, 02:33:59 PM
Guys I have had about 13 dozen eggs sitting out in the shed for about a month they have a bit of an oder to them by now so if you would like to use them I've been saving them for just such an event.

 will have someone come pick them up.  He will call you juniper and you will call him soaring hawk.  He drives a 02 Taurus
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: XocolateThundarr on November 07, 2014, 02:34:05 PM
Who is [email protected]?

:sdeek:
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 07, 2014, 02:34:50 PM
Who is [email protected]?

THE ROOSTER HAS THE FLU
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: yoEMAW on November 07, 2014, 04:25:24 PM
Quick, everybody hide your crap. 

:whistle1:
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Bloodfart on November 08, 2014, 09:19:04 AM
Threw an egg at a 300lb hog this morning...  thought it was GMFP.   :shy:
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: HELLHAMMER on November 08, 2014, 09:27:40 AM
I've taken dumps in a dozen Pringles cans this week if any one wants to launch them with their potato gun.  They're stashed under the water tower in Nicodemus.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: EMAWzified on November 08, 2014, 02:20:15 PM
Save the eggs and use on the man (child) himself next year.
Title: Re: Egging Gary Patterson's relative's houses
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 08, 2014, 02:56:10 PM
Got too hammered on Seagrams 7 last night and couldn't go.  Went by this morning and saw them outside.  They were all so fat and pathetic, I just kept on rolling.