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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: Dugout DickStone on November 06, 2014, 05:38:56 PM
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Everyone knows he has relatives in western Kansas, if you live out that way pm me for their address and details on the egging event
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I egged a cop's house once in high school. It's basically impossible to get caught, fwiw.
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I wouldn't do this unless you really want to be incredibly popular and attractive to the opposite sex. But I guess if you want that stuff
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Or the same sex obvs too whatever you want
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You better have iron knuckles too, to withstand the furry of fist bumps that will be coming your way. Ts&Ps to those brave souls.
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I am getting lots of requests but some are pretty vague. So let me clarify:
I know exactly where several of Gary Patterson's relatives live in Hodgeman County and surrounding areas and their houses are begging to be egged. This is going down.
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are these raw eggs or hard boiled we are talking about here?
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I have an ostrich egg I've been saving in the deep freeze for just such an occasion. Should be thawed in about 16 hours.
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are these raw eggs or hard boiled we are talking about here?
Are we tossing them are we stopping by and feeding them like meals on wheels?
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We are hucking raw eggs at their houses and cars under the cover of darkness. Lots of them. Like several dozen.
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well eff im in YOLO
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Okay, but my curfew is 12:30.
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I am attaching mapquest directions to the pms for those who are in on this
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Hey guys just got the maps FYI the bridge east of the highway is out. Some jackass took a full trailer of corn over it and it buckled. You'll have to take the next section road over.
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i'm in. i have a water balloon launcher we can use.
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i'm in. i have a water balloon launcher we can use.
Didn't you used to have a total balls out potato gun?
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if somebody has a potato gun we can borrow for puni's egg that would be great
EDIT: just beat me to this
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I will act surprised when TCU fans are talking about this in the Ft worth area over the next couple of days.
Gonna win 'em all!
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This is exciting. So, who's in charge of collecting Gary's eggs from the field after the game?
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as far as keeping tabs on the whereabouts of the targets and coordinating how we are going to do this sting, imo i say nicname is the best suited for this kind of operation, maybe get a gopro going or something
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I am getting a lot of interest. We may be able to farm some yards too.
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100% of these idiots rank 9 or above on the punchable face scale.
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i'm in. i have a water balloon launcher we can use.
Didn't you used to have a total balls out potato gun?
yup my uncle took it out to wakeeney and got busted last winter shooting their dumbass Christmas tree. cops impounded the gun permanently
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I am getting a lot of interest. We may be able to farm some yards too.
:sdeek:
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Dad's making me drive the beater 89 minivan all month since I skipped home period and lied about it....the only thing that POS is good for IS FARMING THE eff OUT OF YARDS!!!!!
Hoping for a big rain tomorrow to really tear up their lawn.
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Oh yeah, the sliding doors on minivans are PERFECT for drive by eggings
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don't forget to salt a powercat in their lawn
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i've got one of those batting cage pitching machines sitting in the barn. Needs a power source tho, and i'm guessing the minivan only has the ac adapter/cigarette lighter? Might need a little more juice...
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i've got one of those batting cage pitching machines sitting in the barn. Needs a power source tho, and i'm guessing the minivan only has the ac adapter/cigarette lighter? Might need a little more juice...
Quit acting like none of these hayseeds have a generator.
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I'll bring bologna to put on their shitty cars
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I work at the local movie theater and can get you a fuckton of movie theater popcorn. I MEAN A FUCKTON. It's supposed to rain tonight and wet popcorn is almost impossible to clean up.
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Serious question. Who is Gary Patterson?
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Serious question. Who is Gary Patterson?
http://pattersonlegalgroup.com/firm-overview/attorneys/gary-patterson/
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Serious question. Who is Gary Patterson?
http://pattersonlegalgroup.com/firm-overview/attorneys/gary-patterson/
What a cheese d*ck.
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Alright guyz, Jimmy will be manning a cash register at Dillon's today after school. He is totally cool with us buying like 10 dozen eggs and won't be a dick and ask us why we need them all.
See you boyz at the designated location around 9pm.
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Don't forget tonight is the Full Beaver Moon. I think we need to break out the dark/medium grey or navy clothes to really be able to sneak up and stick it to 'em.
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the dolphins are in the jacuzzi
the crow is hungry for pie
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Word is that Deputy Whisman is on to you guys. Better put sugar in his tank when he's gassing up before patrol
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Word is that Deputy Whisman is on to you guys. Better put sugar in his tank when he's gassing up before patrol
Do not mess with the police. A little birdie told me that they don't like the smelly/whiny Patterson family either and won't be patrolling out that way any time soon.
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Pheasant opener tomorrow. I bet if we cruise by the pool hall after dark we could steal some beer coolers out of the backs of some trucks. Be awesome to score some of those orange camo Keystone lights. :drink:
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No but seriously don't do this unless you want a whole new group of way cooler friends.
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Pheasant opener tomorrow. I bet if we cruise by the pool hall after dark we could steal some beer coolers out of the backs of some trucks. Be awesome to score some of those orange camo Keystone lights. :drink:
This is just the kind of fantastic idea I was looking for.
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i bet tcu fans did that
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Don't forget about his brother's bar in Rush Center you guys. Gotta hit that one too.
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Pheasant opener tomorrow. I bet if we cruise by the pool hall after dark we could steal some beer coolers out of the backs of some trucks. Be awesome to score some of those orange camo Keystone lights. :drink:
I just put you in charge of the Hanston/Jetmore squad.
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Forgot to mention the beater 89 minivan is a "Luxury" edition and has a FREAKING SUNROOF.
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Forgot to mention the beater 89 minivan is a "Luxury" edition and has a FREAKING SUNROOF.
Turn that sunroof into a moonroof, bolt up a spud gun mount, and let's two-story those rascals.
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Guys I have had about 13 dozen eggs sitting out in the shed for about a month they have a bit of an oder to them by now so if you would like to use them I've been saving them for just such an event.
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Pheasant opener tomorrow. I bet if we cruise by the pool hall after dark we could steal some beer coolers out of the backs of some trucks. Be awesome to score some of those orange camo Keystone lights. :drink:
I just put you in charge of the Hanston/Jetmore squad.
Cool. My cousin Mike will serve as our getaway driver. He tore his ACL in the Ness City game so he's still on crutches.
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Who is [email protected]?
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Guys I have had about 13 dozen eggs sitting out in the shed for about a month they have a bit of an oder to them by now so if you would like to use them I've been saving them for just such an event.
will have someone come pick them up. He will call you juniper and you will call him soaring hawk. He drives a 02 Taurus
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Who is [email protected]?
:sdeek:
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Who is [email protected]?
THE ROOSTER HAS THE FLU
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Quick, everybody hide your crap.
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Threw an egg at a 300lb hog this morning... thought it was GMFP. :shy:
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I've taken dumps in a dozen Pringles cans this week if any one wants to launch them with their potato gun. They're stashed under the water tower in Nicodemus.
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Save the eggs and use on the man (child) himself next year.
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Got too hammered on Seagrams 7 last night and couldn't go. Went by this morning and saw them outside. They were all so fat and pathetic, I just kept on rolling.