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Title: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 12, 2010, 11:40:17 PM
I mean who's got the time, really?
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 12, 2010, 11:43:05 PM
I mean who's got the time, really?


#2-yes. always.
#1-gmafb. my penis is the cleanest part of my body. why would i wash my hands after i touch it? before maybe. but after?  :confused:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: 'taterblast on April 12, 2010, 11:50:27 PM
dude, please wash hands after wiping.

but yeah, after a piss, unless you got a substantial amount on your hands somehow, hands cleaning is really unnecessary.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: ben ji on April 13, 2010, 12:10:58 AM
Best joke my elite farmer uncle from western kansas ever told.

At KU they teach you to wash your hands after you piss, at k-state they teach you how to not piss on your hands.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: CrushNasty on April 13, 2010, 12:22:51 AM
Best joke my elite farmer uncle from western kansas ever told.

At KU they teach you to wash your hands after you piss, at k-state they teach you how to not piss on your hands.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

In Garth's family tree??  :surprised:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 06:28:06 AM
I mean who's got the time, really?


#2-yes. always.
#1-gmafb. my penis is the cleanest part of my body. why would i wash my hands after i touch it? before maybe. but after?  :confused:

Srsly. Who doesn't after a dump? That's disgusting and the reason that I suspect everyone of being gross.

Also, I could practically perform surgery with my penis. I handle that crap like a rare document in the Library of Congress: climate-controlled environment and I piss with sterilized tongs.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 13, 2010, 07:10:34 AM
#2 - Always, i get after it when wiping.

#1 - Public places, hardly ever;
       Work, always when others are in bathroom. I don't want any rumors going around work;
       Home, never.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: steve dave on April 13, 2010, 07:25:00 AM
Always no matter what.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: The42Yardstick on April 13, 2010, 07:42:10 AM
Always no matter what.

How do you know you're in an International Airport?

When you get off the plane you're Russian, when you hit the bathroom European, and when you walk out you're Finnish.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: michigancat on April 13, 2010, 07:45:25 AM
I don't get the people that use a paper towel to open the door after they was their hands.  It just seems silly.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 07:48:49 AM
I don't get the people that use a paper towel to open the door after they was their hands.  It just seems silly.

It's because of gross dudes like Skinnybenny that don't wash. That bathroom door handle is probably disgusting. Fortunately, my office has those anti-bacterial sanitation stations outside the bathrooms and at the main entrance and stuff.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: LinuxHuskerSometimesBasketballCat on April 13, 2010, 08:19:44 AM
Man law states no such law that a man must wash his hands after urinating.  Especially after mitterating on someones rug.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: steve dave on April 13, 2010, 08:21:25 AM
I don't get the people that use a paper towel to open the door after they was their hands.  It just seems silly.

I do this sometimes.  Depending on the grossness of the people around me and the establishment I'm at.  Would do this around most of you grossers. 
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 13, 2010, 08:34:49 AM
I guess I should have clarified that I pretty much meant a #1.  Washing your hands after a #1?  GMAFB.  I especially love that move people do in public restrooms where they very obviously are faking a hand-wash.  Like, brother, I see that you haven't used any soap.  We can just dispense with the formalities and get on with our day, amirite?

#2 post-wash is pretty much necessary when you're as sloppy as me.  I mean if I'm going to be eating 'oaded 'achos I've gotta be healthy about it, I guess.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 13, 2010, 08:35:42 AM
Depends on if anyone else is in the restroom.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: pissclams on April 13, 2010, 08:42:28 AM
You guys are rough ridin' disgusting.  ALWAYS wash your mitts you gross rough ridin' bastards.  rough ridin' disgusting.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 13, 2010, 08:44:18 AM
I don't get the people that use a paper towel to open the door after they was their hands.  It just seems silly.
There are a couple people at my office that does this.  He covers the paper towel in hand sanitizer then opens the door.

One day I want to smear the handle with crap while he is still in the bathroom to see if he finds a way out.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: pissclams on April 13, 2010, 08:45:36 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 13, 2010, 08:47:53 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.
Yep. Batshit crazy. 

Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 13, 2010, 08:48:14 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Is your name Howie Mandel??  :lol:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: CHONGS on April 13, 2010, 09:00:34 AM
Always wash.  Soap and water.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Johnny Wichita on April 13, 2010, 09:03:51 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands. 
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 13, 2010, 09:20:48 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands.  

God, what must it be like to live like you people?   :jeffy:  Get out of the fracking bathroom and go live your lives already.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: pissclams on April 13, 2010, 09:21:47 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Is your name Howie Mandel??  :lol:
could be, or you could just call me hygenic.  either one is fine, really.

i really am surprised about how many of you scumbags don't wash.  really making me rethink my pro-KATPAK position.  -oh, LOL, and i'm taking notes. don't you worry your fat, feces covered fingers, i'm taking notes.  if any of you ever do PAK with me, I'll be ready.  
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 13, 2010, 09:22:41 AM
here's a thought fellas- take a shower in the morning, put on some clean underwear and then whatever is under it becomes the cleanest thing that your hand will come into contact with all day. maybe wash your hands before you go #1. not after. /end thread. mods pls lock. TIA.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: sys on April 13, 2010, 09:34:02 AM
always wash whenever appropriate hand-drying material is available.  pissing v. shitting isn't part of the equation.


will sometimes go to a public bathroom just to wash hands, nothing else.  when good-smelling soap and above average hand-drying materials are available.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Paul Moscow on April 13, 2010, 09:34:46 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands. 

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 13, 2010, 09:37:45 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Is your name Howie Mandel??  :lol:
could be, or you could just call me hygenic.  either one is fine, really.

i really am surprised about how many of you scumbags don't wash.  really making me rethink my pro-KATPAK position.  -oh, LOL, and i'm taking notes. don't you worry your fat, feces covered fingers, i'm taking notes.  if any of you ever do PAK with me, I'll be ready. 
If you need to take a crap in a public place do you use those paper toilet cover things?  Does your office offer those?
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Paul Moscow on April 13, 2010, 09:39:28 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Is your name Howie Mandel??  :lol:
could be, or you could just call me hygenic.  either one is fine, really.

i really am surprised about how many of you scumbags don't wash.  really making me rethink my pro-KATPAK position.  -oh, LOL, and i'm taking notes. don't you worry your fat, feces covered fingers, i'm taking notes.  if any of you ever do PAK with me, I'll be ready. 
If you need to take a crap in a public place do you use those paper toilet cover things?  Does your office offer those?

Sidenote: Is there anything more worthy of an all out ass beating than leaving your nasty used paper toilet cover thing on the toilet or on the floor by the toilet?
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 13, 2010, 09:39:38 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands. 

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things.  
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Pete on April 13, 2010, 09:41:38 AM
Always no matter what.

Particularly at work.  You never know who is "watching." 

If I'm playing golf, and I co take a piss on the side of the fairway, I can handle that without peeing on my hands...I don't need to wash my hands right away.  But, in a civilized "in-door" situation, ALWAYS is the correct answer here.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: michigancat on April 13, 2010, 09:43:15 AM
if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things. 

Exactly.  You're just as likely to get sick from any of the other billion or so door handles in the world as you would the bathroom one.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 09:46:03 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands. 

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things.  

My wife Lysols/disinfects the TV remote and similar household items on a regular basis. You could flip our toilet seat over and serve hors d'oeuvre on it.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Paul Moscow on April 13, 2010, 09:49:47 AM
if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things.  

Exactly.  You're just as likely to get sick from any of the other billion or so door handles in the world as you would the bathroom one.

Alright dude. You can have the handle that all the dick-touchers use. I'll take the handle outside the office.

We might get sick at the exact same rate but this is about grossness and grossness cares about perception more than aggregate bacterial count.  
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: steve dave on April 13, 2010, 09:51:11 AM
When michigancat shakes hands he reaches and grabs the sweaty dong of the person he's introducing himself to.  I've seem him do it about 50 times.  Super gross. 
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: pissclams on April 13, 2010, 09:52:54 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Is your name Howie Mandel??  :lol:
could be, or you could just call me hygenic.  either one is fine, really.

i really am surprised about how many of you scumbags don't wash.  really making me rethink my pro-KATPAK position.  -oh, LOL, and i'm taking notes. don't you worry your fat, feces covered fingers, i'm taking notes.  if any of you ever do PAK with me, I'll be ready.  
If you need to take a crap in a public place do you use those paper toilet cover things?  Does your office offer those?
it's called an ass gasket and the answer is yes, and yes.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 13, 2010, 09:54:10 AM
if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things.  

Exactly.  You're just as likely to get sick from any of the other billion or so door handles in the world as you would the bathroom one.

Alright dude. You can have the handle that all the dick-touchers use. I'll take the handle outside the office.

We might get sick at the exact same rate but this is about grossness and grossness cares about perception more than aggregate bacterial count.  


yeah, but before you know it, you will turn out like Monk.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 13, 2010, 09:54:34 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Is your name Howie Mandel??  :lol:
could be, or you could just call me hygenic.  either one is fine, really.

i really am surprised about how many of you scumbags don't wash.  really making me rethink my pro-KATPAK position.  -oh, LOL, and i'm taking notes. don't you worry your fat, feces covered fingers, i'm taking notes.  if any of you ever do PAK with me, I'll be ready.  
If you need to take a crap in a public place do you use those paper toilet cover things?  Does your office offer those?
it's called an ass gasket and the answer is yes, and yes.
I don't like the ass gasket.  I can see the use for them (protect crazy folk from germs) but I tried using one once, and it was all crinkly and disturbing.  
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 13, 2010, 09:55:22 AM
if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things. 

Exactly.  You're just as likely to get sick from any of the other billion or so door handles in the world as you would the bathroom one.

Alright dude. You can have the handle that all the dick-touchers use. I'll take the handle outside the office.

We might get sick at the exact same rate but this is about grossness and grossness cares about perception more than aggregate bacterial count. 


yeah, but before you know it, you will turn out like Monk.
Work with a guy that brings his fork in a plastic ziploc bag.  Will grab a napkin to grab the pepper/salt shakers.  Very weak handshake. 
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 09:58:51 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Is your name Howie Mandel??  :lol:
could be, or you could just call me hygenic.  either one is fine, really.

i really am surprised about how many of you scumbags don't wash.  really making me rethink my pro-KATPAK position.  -oh, LOL, and i'm taking notes. don't you worry your fat, feces covered fingers, i'm taking notes.  if any of you ever do PAK with me, I'll be ready.  
If you need to take a crap in a public place do you use those paper toilet cover things?  Does your office offer those?
it's called an ass gasket and the answer is yes, and yes.
I don't like the ass gasket.  I can see the use for them (protect crazy folk from germs) but I tried using one once, and it was all crinkly and disturbing.  

Yeah. My office provides these, but I've never really had a good experience. Only use them in supergross/urgent situations (which appears entirely inconsistent with my handwashing stance).
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: pissclams on April 13, 2010, 10:00:07 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands.  

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.
i generally will attempt to lift with foot, if possible.  if i can't lift with foot then i'll go ahead and lift with hand, having complete confidence in my ability to wash my hands and have them cleaner than a brain surgeon when i'm done.

sidenote:  during a recent trip to mexico i discovered that they all use flushers that you flush with your foot.  incredible. made me feel incredibly devolved.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: pissclams on April 13, 2010, 10:02:12 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.
Yep. Batshit crazy. 


i just wanted to point out to you that you're on really shaky ground here SBG.   really shaky.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 10:05:59 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands.  

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.
i generally will attempt to lift with foot, if possible.  if i can't lift with foot then i'll go ahead and lift with hand, having complete confidence in my ability to wash my hands and have them cleaner than a brain surgeon when i'm done.

sidenote:  during a recent trip to mexico i discovered that they all use flushers that you flush with your foot.  incredible. made me feel incredibly devolved.

In Thailand, the gas station bathrooms were just a hole in the floor with corrugated porcelain foot rests on each side "for traction." Awkward, but possibly more sanitary.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 13, 2010, 10:06:57 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands. 

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.
i generally will attempt to lift with foot, if possible.  if i can't lift with foot then i'll go ahead and lift with hand, having complete confidence in my ability to wash my hands and have them cleaner than a brain surgeon when i'm done.

sidenote:  during a recent trip to mexico i discovered that they all use flushers that you flush with your foot.  incredible. made me feel incredibly devolved.

In Thailand, the gas station bathrooms were just a hole in the floor with corrugated porcelain foot rests on each side "for traction." Awkward, but possibly more sanitary.
They don't get 'roids in Asia due to this.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 13, 2010, 10:07:32 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands.  

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.
i generally will attempt to lift with foot, if possible.  if i can't lift with foot then i'll go ahead and lift with hand, having complete confidence in my ability to wash my hands and have them cleaner than a brain surgeon when i'm done.

sidenote:  during a recent trip to mexico i discovered that they all use flushers that you flush with your foot.  incredible. made me feel incredibly devolved.

In Thailand, the gas station bathrooms were just a hole in the floor with corrugated porcelain foot rests on each side "for traction." Awkward, but possibly more sanitary.

how did you wash your shoes/feet after you used them?  :ohno:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: _33 on April 13, 2010, 10:08:13 AM
If there is someone else in the bathroom I'll at least pretend to wash my hands.  Like, I'll pretend to push the button but really no soap comes out.  That way I don't have to actually take the time to rub it in and rinse it all off of my hands.  I can just put them in the water for a couple seconds.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 13, 2010, 10:08:44 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands.  

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.
i generally will attempt to lift with foot, if possible.  if i can't lift with foot then i'll go ahead and lift with hand, having complete confidence in my ability to wash my hands and have them cleaner than a brain surgeon when i'm done.

sidenote:  during a recent trip to mexico i discovered that they all use flushers that you flush with your foot.  incredible. made me feel incredibly devolved.
Did you touch your shoe when you took it off that night? If so i'm sure you got piss germs all over your hands.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: _33 on April 13, 2010, 10:14:51 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands.  

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.
i generally will attempt to lift with foot, if possible.  if i can't lift with foot then i'll go ahead and lift with hand, having complete confidence in my ability to wash my hands and have them cleaner than a brain surgeon when i'm done.

sidenote:  during a recent trip to mexico i discovered that they all use flushers that you flush with your foot.  incredible. made me feel incredibly devolved.
Did you touch your shoe when you took it off that night? If so i'm sure you got piss germs all over your hands.

Should probably start calling him Pisshands.   :driving:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 10:32:12 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands.  

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.
i generally will attempt to lift with foot, if possible.  if i can't lift with foot then i'll go ahead and lift with hand, having complete confidence in my ability to wash my hands and have them cleaner than a brain surgeon when i'm done.

sidenote:  during a recent trip to mexico i discovered that they all use flushers that you flush with your foot.  incredible. made me feel incredibly devolved.

In Thailand, the gas station bathrooms were just a hole in the floor with corrugated porcelain foot rests on each side "for traction." Awkward, but possibly more sanitary.

how did you wash your shoes/feet after you used them?  :ohno:

I know! This was an especially big problem with wide feet (MORE SURFACE AREA!  :runaway:)
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 13, 2010, 10:32:38 AM
Did any of you resident David Puddy germophobe frackers ever stop to think that part of the reason door handles are so disgusting is because you put the soles of your shoes on them?  How thoughtless of you.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 13, 2010, 10:35:09 AM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands.  

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.
i generally will attempt to lift with foot, if possible.  if i can't lift with foot then i'll go ahead and lift with hand, having complete confidence in my ability to wash my hands and have them cleaner than a brain surgeon when i'm done.

sidenote:  during a recent trip to mexico i discovered that they all use flushers that you flush with your foot.  incredible. made me feel incredibly devolved.

If you can't lift with foot, F it.  Don't ever touch it, just try not to piss on it.  The only reason to lift the seat is so you don't hit it and that trade off is not worth touching someone's under rim dung.

as far as washing after #1, depends on the bathroom and depends on my current hand situ.  If they needs a washing anyway, sure.  If they are in good shape, touching my dong won't mess them up.  
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 13, 2010, 10:35:40 AM
Ew gross. Always wash my hands, prefer the foaming hand soap from B&B easier and smells great. (japanese cherry blossom FTW)
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 10:41:54 AM
Did you David Puddy germophobe frackers ever stop to think that part of the reason door handles are so disgusting is because you put the soles of your shoes on them?

It's interesting how David Puddy is the Danny Tanner of our generation.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 13, 2010, 10:47:30 AM
Oh I still drop Danny Tanner as well, but in a different context.  Like if I'm about to have a very serious talk with someone (rarely happens btw because serious talks are for gay people), I'll say, "I don't mean to get all Danny Tanner on you, but . . . "   *commence serious heart-to-heart*
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Paul Moscow on April 13, 2010, 10:51:01 AM
The Danny Tanner talks didn't work for daughter Stephanie  :cry:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Pete on April 13, 2010, 10:52:34 AM
I am no where near a germaphobe, but I follow all the bathroom etiquette because some of you nut jobs will go bonkers if I don't.  It's just good work place diplomacy.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: sonofdaxjones on April 13, 2010, 10:59:16 AM
I do what is neccessary.  I wash afterwords no matter what.  However I am not one of those, wash, go back to office, get out germophobe hand gel, bathe in that and freak out entirely about it. 

That's part of the problem we've got so many germophobe freaks running around, they're only making the actual germs that much more powerful and resistant.



Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Paul Moscow on April 13, 2010, 11:02:27 AM
I do what is neccessary.  I wash afterwords no matter what.  However I am not one of those, wash, go back to office, get out germophobe hand gel, bathe in that and freak out entirely about it. 

That's part of the problem we've got so many germophobe freaks running around, they're only making the actual germs that much more powerful and resistant.





What's your policy on toilet seat lifts?

So far we've got foot, hand, and 'just pee still' as possible solutions.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 11:08:51 AM
I do what is neccessary.  I wash afterwords no matter what.  However I am not one of those, wash, go back to office, get out germophobe hand gel, bathe in that and freak out entirely about it. 

That's part of the problem we've got so many germophobe freaks running around, they're only making the actual germs that much more powerful and resistant.

I srsly worry almost more about this than the actual feces germs that may be on my hands/southeast Asian sandals.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: sonofdaxjones on April 13, 2010, 11:17:39 AM
 As others have stated the toilet seat scenerio when faced with it does produce a quandry.

I have a Size 15 foot, so the foot lift can be cumbersome, but effective depending on design.   I usually survey the scene and then act accordingly.   If it's totally gross what does it matter at that juncture?? 

Rex agreed . . . again, do what is necessary and not more.   A shot of soap, a quick, but complete scrub using warm water, towel dry . . . done.   Unless the door handle appears to be a long lost science experiment what does it matter if you touch it??  Particularly in a public place??   Someone I am familiar with spends their entire life on the road shuttling cars about the country for rich people, he is also a furloughed airline employee who can fly stand by for free anywhere in the world . . . he lives in public places, literally.   He follows simple, standard cleanliness procedures, nothing more, and is rarely if ever sick.   
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: sys on April 13, 2010, 11:19:15 AM
So far we've got foot, hand, and 'just pee still' as possible solutions.

foot when possible.  hand protected with paper towel or 4 or more folds of toilet paper if not.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 11:22:52 AM

I have a Size 15 foot


 :surprised:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: _33 on April 13, 2010, 11:23:13 AM
Mythbusters proved that the toilet seat is one of the cleanest objects in the house.  Much cleaner than the telephone.  So if you've ever talked on the phone, you might as well lift the toilet seat with your mouth.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 11:24:17 AM
Mythbusters proved that the toilet seat is one of the cleanest objects in the house.  Much cleaner than the telephone.  So if you've ever talked on the phone, you might as well lift the toilet seat with your mouth.

or fart into the phone  :dunno:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: The42Yardstick on April 13, 2010, 11:27:40 AM

I have a Size 15 foot


 :surprised:

Mine's 14

and you know what they say about large feet and schlong size :fatty:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 13, 2010, 11:28:03 AM
Mythbusters proved that the toilet seat is one of the cleanest objects in the house.  Much cleaner than the telephone.  So if you've ever talked on the phone, you might as well lift the toilet seat with your mouth.

or fart into the phone  :dunno:

that is essentially what I do for a living....
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: michigancat on April 13, 2010, 11:35:58 AM
I hate it when someone pisses on the toilet seat before me and I know people that will be using it after me.  Don't want them to think I pissed all over the seat, which is a natural assumption.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 11:39:23 AM
I hate it when someone pisses on the toilet seat before me and I know people that will be using it after me.  Don't want them to think I pissed all over the seat, which is a natural assumption.

I was effectively forced to clean a microwave at work for this exact reason. Really pisses me off, too.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: _33 on April 13, 2010, 11:51:48 AM
I hate it when someone pisses on the toilet seat before me and I know people that will be using it after me.  Don't want them to think I pissed all over the seat, which is a natural assumption.

I was effectively forced to clean a microwave at work for this exact reason. Really pisses me off, too.

Someone pissed in the microwave?  :surprised:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 11:59:05 AM
I hate it when someone pisses on the toilet seat before me and I know people that will be using it after me.  Don't want them to think I pissed all over the seat, which is a natural assumption.

I was effectively forced to clean a microwave at work for this exact reason. Really pisses me off, too.

Someone pissed in the microwave?  :surprised:

If they did, I swear it would be more sanitary than the usual conditions for the office kitchen. There's an Asian guy preserving what appears to be a stool sample in our crisper.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 13, 2010, 12:11:44 PM


If they did, I swear it would be more sanitary than the usual conditions for the office kitchen. There's an Asian guy preserving what appears to be a stool sample in our crisper.


You have a crisper?!?   :runaway:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 12:17:45 PM


If they did, I swear it would be more sanitary than the usual conditions for the office kitchen. There's an Asian guy preserving what appears to be a stool sample in our crisper.


You have a crisper?!?   :runaway:

See? You never appreciate what you actually have.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: hemmy on April 13, 2010, 12:21:56 PM
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

Someday that will happen to people afraid of public restrooms
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Deez Nutz on April 13, 2010, 03:18:44 PM
Anyone ever just taken a shovel outside and done their business into a hole and buried it?  Such as when the toilet is on the fritz or something?  Not saying I've done it before.  Just curious what the reactions around here would be.  I have used one of those old time outhouses before with a pit in the ground, though.  Pretty cool really.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: steve dave on April 13, 2010, 03:20:09 PM
Anyone ever just taken a shovel outside and done their business into a hole and buried it?  Such as when the toilet is on the fritz or something?  Not saying I've done it before.  Just curious what the reactions around here would be.  I have used one of those old time outhouses before with a pit in the ground, though.  Pretty cool really.

I saw a cat do that without a shovel once
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 03:34:39 PM
I peed in a litter box once. (I was in a tight spot).
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: 1/64th on April 13, 2010, 03:46:30 PM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands. 

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things.  

My wife Lysols/disinfects the TV remote and similar household items on a regular basis. You could flip our toilet seat over and serve hors d'oeuvre on it.

FYI, your cell phone is about as clean as a turd.  So if you're talking on it, just pretend that you're holding a turd and talking into.  That will be all.  Thanks for your time.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 03:53:09 PM
I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands. 

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things.  

My wife Lysols/disinfects the TV remote and similar household items on a regular basis. You could flip our toilet seat over and serve hors d'oeuvre on it.

FYI, your cell phone is about as clean as a turd.  So if you're talking on it, just pretend that you're holding a turd and talking into.  That will be all.  Thanks for your time.

cell phone (and clip) included in above "items". :dunno:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: pissclams on April 13, 2010, 04:07:14 PM
i love how these bozos are comparing everything in the world to being "as dirty as a turd", or "dirtier than a crap-laden toilet seat".  like that is a good thing.  dumbasses.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 13, 2010, 06:57:32 PM
I peed in a litter box once. (I was in a tight spot).
Really?  I peed in the sump pump hole thingy all the time as a kid. :fatty:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2010, 07:09:22 PM
I peed in a litter box once. (I was in a tight spot).
Really?  I peed in the sump pump hole thingy all the time as a kid. :fatty:


I was at the apartment of a chick I was trying to hook up with. Her roommate was in the shower in the only bathroom. I'd been drinking all night and was at max capacity, and my aforementioned lady friend was back in the bedroom waiting for me to come back.

All told, it was pretty classy compared to like using the sink or something. And I totally played by cat rules and pawed it over when I was done. 
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 13, 2010, 09:38:37 PM
i know someone who crap in their own hand for ten dollars.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 13, 2010, 09:39:48 PM
i know someone who crap in their own hand for ten dollars.
oh for the love of Ray J that is disgusting
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Deez Nutz on April 13, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
i know someone who crap in their own hand for ten dollars.
oh for the love of Ray J that is disgusting

Can't be that bad if you can wash your hands pretty soon afterward.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: stunz on April 14, 2010, 01:53:30 AM
i know someone who crap in their own hand for ten dollars.

when i was about 8, i had the door open while pooping.  either my brother or sister played some prank on me, so i chased after them, and laid a nice little turd on the floor in the process.

need to wash hands, even if its just a bit of water, no soap.  sometimes you don't taint-press long enough, and it generally is a sweaty area.

saw on the discovery channel that every time you flush, a turd cloud rises up, putting microscopic bits of turd on everything in the surrounding area.  so i flush with the seat down.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 14, 2010, 02:14:23 AM

saw on the discovery channel that every time you flush, a turd cloud rises up, putting microscopic bits of turd on everything in the surrounding area.  so i flush with the seat down.
You just permanently altered my bathroom trips for the rest of my life.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 14, 2010, 06:26:45 AM

saw on the discovery channel that every time you flush, a turd cloud rises up, putting microscopic bits of turd on everything in the surrounding area.  so i flush with the seat down.
You just permanently altered my bathroom trips for the rest of my life.

+1
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 14, 2010, 07:13:09 AM
Don't keep your toothbrush near the toilet!  (Gotta watch out for fecal spores.)   :katpak:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: weird roberts foam finger on April 19, 2010, 10:20:16 AM
i know someone who crap in their own hand for ten dollars.

Once saw a dude eat a turd for fifty.  Used mustard.  Ate about half before vomiting and out of pity the other dude ponied up the fifty anyway.  Remember there being a spirited debate about whether it was preferable to eat one's own poop or someone else's.  Can't remember the consensus view.

Moral of the story?  Don't live in Haymaker.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 19, 2010, 11:32:18 AM
i know someone who crap in their own hand for ten dollars.

Once saw a dude eat a turd for fifty.  Used mustard.  Ate about half before vomiting and out of pity the other dude ponied up the fifty anyway.  Remember there being a spirited debate about whether it was preferable to eat one's own poop or someone else's.  Can't remember the consensus view.

Moral of the story?  Don't live in Haymaker.


 :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: felix rex on April 19, 2010, 01:26:07 PM
i know someone who crap in their own hand for ten dollars.

Once saw a dude eat a turd for fifty.  Used mustard.  Ate about half before vomiting and out of pity the other dude ponied up the fifty anyway.  Remember there being a spirited debate about whether it was preferable to eat one's own poop or someone else's.  Can't remember the consensus view.

Moral of the story?  Don't live in Haymaker.

Saw a guy successfully con this bet by deftly substituting a soggy three musketeers. He emerged from the stall with it in a garbage bag, as if he'd fished it out. I even knew it was a candy bar and still got a little queezy when he took a bite.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Deez Nutz on April 20, 2010, 09:47:51 PM
Some of you guys are being pretty anal about this whole topic.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 20, 2010, 09:54:48 PM
Some of you guys are being pretty anal about this whole topic.

I see what you did there.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: cas4ksu on April 21, 2010, 12:56:14 PM
always. warm water is a must too.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 21, 2010, 01:10:04 PM
Hand-washing germaphobe snobs: Do/Did you guys play beer pong?  Waaaaaay unsanitarz.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: pissclams on April 21, 2010, 01:11:53 PM
no
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: steve dave on April 21, 2010, 01:20:46 PM
Hand-washing germaphobe snobs: Do/Did you guys play beer pong?  Waaaaaay unsanitarz.

no
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: pissclams on April 21, 2010, 01:23:16 PM
I don't do keg stands or bong boone's farm either
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 21, 2010, 09:48:42 PM
I don't do keg stands or bong boone's farm either

 :confused: :confused: :confused:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: ChiComCat on April 21, 2010, 10:50:22 PM
Hand-washing germaphobe snobs: Do/Did you guys play beer pong?  Waaaaaay unsanitarz.

I know a number of people that have gone the route of having water cups for the beer pong and just taking a drink of their own beers after a make.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: Deez Nutz on April 23, 2010, 09:53:10 AM
Don't you hate it when somebody sheds their pubes all over the urinal / toilet and doesn't clean it up? 
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: The Whale on April 23, 2010, 10:46:51 AM
Don't you hate it when somebody sheds their pubes all over the urinal / toilet and doesn't clean it up? 

At the urinal?  BFD - kinda gross, but gives you something to take aim at.  And when you inevitably miss a little bit trying to get the pubes back in bowl from the lip of the urinal, you just gave the janitors something to do.
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: ben ji on April 30, 2010, 08:56:43 AM
http://www.kansascity.com/2010/04/29/1912949_contagious-diarrheal-disease-starting.html?storylink=omni_popular

 :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
Title: Re: Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can
Post by: pissclams on April 30, 2010, 11:44:42 AM
http://www.kansascity.com/2010/04/29/1912949_contagious-diarrheal-disease-starting.html?storylink=omni_popular

 :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
DON'T BRUSH YOUR TEETH!