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Title: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 08, 2014, 11:07:03 AM
Lots of crime
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 08, 2014, 11:07:46 AM
Football players murder people and/or beat the crap out of their girlfriends and the fans cheer for those types of people
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 08, 2014, 11:21:17 AM
Bad schools
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 08, 2014, 11:22:01 AM
Racism
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 08, 2014, 11:25:17 AM
Everyone there is a dumb idiot
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Post by: Tobias on October 08, 2014, 11:25:43 AM
their crabs are full of poop and needles and stuff
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Post by: mocat on October 08, 2014, 11:26:17 AM
Johns Hopkins? WHY ARE THEY BOTH PLURAL???  :lol:
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 08, 2014, 11:29:47 AM
Cal Ripken? More like Fail Dipchin
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 08, 2014, 11:30:43 AM
Drug traffic capital of North America according to National Geographic.edu
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 08, 2014, 11:33:09 AM
Guy I know got all his stuff stolen at an airport. Guess which one. Yep. Baltimore.  :frown:
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: mocat on October 08, 2014, 11:33:50 AM
Hey baltimore! Did you ever see the King's Speech? of course you did because it was awesome. well the stupid king of england tried to marry a slutty divorcee and it like ruined the whole country. guess where she was from? OMG it was Baltimore!  :lol:
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: mocat on October 08, 2014, 11:35:58 AM
one time i was in an elevator with the owner of the Orioles and he smelled bad, and i told him that he smelled bad. he said, "it's not my fault that i'm the owner of the B.O."  :lol:
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Brock Landers on October 08, 2014, 11:45:49 AM
Baltimore, Maryland?  More like Bodymore, Murdaland amirite??!? 

No seriously it's Bodymore Murdaland.  Stay safe, Royals

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Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 08, 2014, 02:50:56 PM
Their airport chipotle serves breakfast
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Post by: kso_FAN on October 08, 2014, 02:52:39 PM
Pfft. More like Baltiless. amirite?
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: 8manpick on October 08, 2014, 04:02:04 PM
Pfft. More like Baltiless. amirite?
U rite
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: slobber on October 08, 2014, 04:04:43 PM
Maryland? More like rough ridin' shithole of America that should be lopped off and thrown into the ocean-land.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 08, 2014, 04:06:48 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/footballrecruiting/basketball/recruiting/player-Josh-Selby-54917
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Post by: Phil Titola on October 08, 2014, 05:47:10 PM
DC's slums...and that's saying something
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 08, 2014, 05:57:11 PM
tons of disgusting papists.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: wetwillie on October 08, 2014, 06:10:49 PM
Vacants, they be fillin em.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 08, 2014, 06:16:34 PM
A city by papists, for papists.
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Post by: star seed 7 on October 08, 2014, 06:30:31 PM
Ain't no lakes, ain't no trout  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Muldoon on October 08, 2014, 06:49:37 PM
eff them.   They benched The Judge.  Pretty gross town really. The inner harbor is exactly like the KC P&L except with water.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: slobber on October 08, 2014, 06:53:33 PM

eff them.   They benched The Judge.  Pretty gross town really. The inner harbor is exactly like the KC P&L except with water.
and rapists.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: bones129 on October 08, 2014, 06:54:20 PM
Place is a dump. An absolute dump.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: slobber on October 08, 2014, 06:57:10 PM
It's a pretty remarkable town. A combination of Coffeyville and Lawrence all rolled into one.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: star seed 7 on October 08, 2014, 07:04:56 PM
Baltimore population has gone down nearly 400,000 people in the last 40 years  :eek:
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 08, 2014, 07:14:10 PM
Edgar Poe drew his inspiration from the city.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 08, 2014, 10:21:20 PM
Isn't Hannibal Lector from Baltimore. I guess the author wanted to make it realistic.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Asteriskhead on October 08, 2014, 10:36:19 PM
I watched some documentary where they hide murdered bodies in row houses and the cops just let them sell as many drugs as they want as long as it's in a certain part of town.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: The Big Train on October 08, 2014, 11:13:13 PM
It's a pretty remarkable town. A combination of Coffeyville and Lawrence all rolled into one.


Gonna win 'em all!

the combination you described is actually better than Baltimore substituting for Lawrence.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Headinjun on October 09, 2014, 12:12:50 AM
Ugly women. Woof!  Did you see the gals, creatures or whatever that were wearing Ray Rice jerseys in a show of support?
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: bones129 on October 09, 2014, 12:47:09 AM
Baltimore has no conscience. Nothing matters to them.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: felix rex on October 09, 2014, 08:29:15 AM
A great place to live...if you want to study syphillis transmission patterns!
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: kso_FAN on October 09, 2014, 08:42:52 AM
 :surprised:

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In 2011, Baltimore police reported 196 homicides, the lowest number of slayings in the city since a count of 197 homicides in 1978 and far lower than the peak homicide count of 353 slayings in 1993. The drop was significant, but the homicide rate was in the same range the city saw in the mid 1980s, when the city had another 130,000 residents. City leaders credited a sustained focus on repeat violent offenders and increased community engagement for the continued drop, reflecting a nationwide decline in crime. However, Baltimore's decline was short-lived as a reported 235 homicides were committed in 2013. Baltimore's jump in homicides in 2013 defied regional and national trends. Nearly all major U.S. cities recorded fewer murders in 2013, leaving Baltimore, Newark, Washington, and Indianapolis the only cities that had an increase.

In 2013 Baltimore's murder rate was 37.9 per 100,000 residents.[citation needed] Since 2010, Baltimore has seen decrease in overall violent crimes but the homicide rate increased by 7.3% in 2013 making Baltimore one of the most dangerous major U.S. Cities.

Baltimore's level of violent crime is much higher than the national average. In 2009, a total of 1,318,398 violent crimes were reported nationwide across the United States, equivalent to a rate of 0.4 incidents per 100 people.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 09, 2014, 08:49:25 AM
Baltimore is the worst.  It ranks right up there with St. Louis.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: joda on October 09, 2014, 08:57:52 AM
Baltimore population has gone down nearly 400,000 people in the last 40 years  :eek:

10,000 murders a year sounds about right for that shithole.

Does our team take an armored bus to the game? Wear Kevlar around the hotel? Our team is much to dreamy to have to worry about getting shot by all those jealous ugos.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: _33 on October 09, 2014, 09:51:52 AM
Elaine on Seinfeld was from Baltimore.  She was the least funny character.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Brock Landers on October 09, 2014, 10:30:04 AM
When I saw The Sum of All Fears in the movie theater everyone went crazy and was laughing and applauding when that nuclear device went off in Baltimore. 
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 09, 2014, 12:27:03 PM
mocat, anna faris is from baltimore.  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: mocat on October 09, 2014, 12:37:21 PM
why did you include me in the anna faris thing?  :confused:
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 09, 2014, 12:46:44 PM
im not entirely sure.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Asteriskhead on October 09, 2014, 05:21:36 PM
A great place to live...if you want to study syphillis transmission patterns!

That study is really interesting.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 10, 2014, 07:59:54 AM
Full of liars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cmqUTPn08 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cmqUTPn08)
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: mocat on October 10, 2014, 09:01:23 AM
Full of liars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cmqUTPn08 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cmqUTPn08)

ok that was amazing. why aren't umpires miked up for every game? i would pay money to listen to that during a game
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 10, 2014, 10:58:36 AM
I know I loved it too mocat. "You are a LIAR Earl, A LIAR"
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Skipper44 on October 10, 2014, 12:40:57 PM
Full of liars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cmqUTPn08 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cmqUTPn08)
at the 2:00 mark
Earl - Lets look 5 or 10 years from now and see who is in the Hall of Fame

Ump - Who? You for rough ridin' up the World Series?

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Asteriskhead on October 10, 2014, 04:23:48 PM
Full of liars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cmqUTPn08 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cmqUTPn08)

ok that was amazing. why aren't umpires miked up for every game? i would pay money to listen to that during a game

That's one of MHpop's favorite youtube videos. He watched it over and over again on his tablet while sitting with me in the hospital.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 11, 2014, 09:00:31 AM
Full of liars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cmqUTPn08 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cmqUTPn08)

ok that was amazing. why aren't umpires miked up for every game? i would pay money to listen to that during a game

That's one of MHpop's favorite youtube videos. He watched it over and over again on his tablet while sitting with me in the hospital.
I hadn't seen that before. Awesome.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: renocat on October 11, 2014, 11:25:10 PM
When I attended a conference there a few years ago the inner harbor smelled like a sewer.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 12, 2014, 01:47:02 AM
They suck at the game of baseball.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: joda on October 12, 2014, 02:06:48 AM
They suck at the game of baseball.

Denied. Probably would win the WS if they didn't run into the KC buzzsaw
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 12, 2014, 02:21:32 AM
They suck at the game of baseball.

Denied. Probably would win the WS if they didn't run into the KC buzzsaw

Excellent point, joda.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: sys on October 12, 2014, 03:44:51 AM
Full of liars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cmqUTPn08 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cmqUTPn08)

ok that was amazing. why aren't umpires miked up for every game? i would pay money to listen to that during a game

That's one of MHpop's favorite youtube videos. He watched it over and over again on his tablet while sitting with me in the hospital.
I hadn't seen that before. Awesome.

that's the best thing baltimore has ever done.  makes me nostalgic for something i never knew existed.
Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Panjandrum on October 12, 2014, 09:53:32 AM
I traveled to Baltimore a few times.  The first time, I left the hotel looking around and site seeing on the first night.

Every subsequent time, I ate at the hotel and took the shuttle to the client site.  Easily the worst city I've ever been to, and I'm not goEMAWing, here. 

Title: Re: Things you know about Baltimore
Post by: Panjandrum on October 12, 2014, 09:55:01 AM
And this includes the time I saw a pimp sell his lady on a street corner in Miami while straddling one of those beach bicycles.