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Title: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 18, 2014, 10:11:58 AM
The speed of our ball boy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acyksWJCIQY
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 18, 2014, 10:13:23 AM
Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: detch23 on September 18, 2014, 10:15:15 AM
The speed of our ball boy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acyksWJCIQY

That is terrible efficiency. 1 Ball boy for the entire field? Work smart not hard.

KSU 1 Aub 0
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Bookcat on September 18, 2014, 10:16:08 AM
Arkansas gave you guys an amazing sense of self worth. Its going to be great North Dakota Stating you guys so hard tonight.


I'm guessing your southern drawl wears off after Kstate takes the lead early.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: The_Truth on September 18, 2014, 10:17:25 AM
I heard Snyder's diaper changer has the fastest hands in the West.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 10:17:41 AM
Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.

Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 10:18:56 AM
Arkansas gave you guys an amazing sense of self worth. Its going to be great North Dakota Stating you guys so hard tonight.


I'm guessing your southern drawl wears off after Kstate takes the lead early.

Nah. It won't surprise me in the least if KSU gets an early lead. It is the score at the end of the game that counts though.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 18, 2014, 10:19:16 AM
Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.

Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......

One of these guys?

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Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: autryn2 on September 18, 2014, 10:19:44 AM
The speed of our ball boy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acyksWJCIQY

WDP:

Not sure these guys are intelligent enough for this thread... I'd post a link to our free board (ITAT) so they can get up to speed...

I'm going to go with our QB out rushing their QB... :)
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: The_Truth on September 18, 2014, 10:19:58 AM
I always forget people lose their accents when their football team doesn't win. I guess we are talking with someone who is just a few cards short of a full deck.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: The_Truth on September 18, 2014, 10:22:07 AM
The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 18, 2014, 10:22:44 AM
Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.

Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......

Why would you have a guy who isn't very fast play wide receiver?  :confused: I've always thought that a fast guy is necessary for that spot on the field.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 10:23:59 AM
The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.

Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 18, 2014, 10:24:11 AM
2.

Our heat and humidity.

They may have some high temps in september in Kansas... but I guarantee you its nothing like playing in the south. Once our boys step off that bus and the humidity pours out into "Bob Snyder Friendly Stadium", the Jayhawks won't know what hit them.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: The_Truth on September 18, 2014, 10:28:11 AM
Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.

Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......

Why would you have a guy who isn't very fast play wide receiver?  :confused: I've always thought that a fast guy is necessary for that spot on the field.

Goodness, you really just don't get it. Usually, the cornerbacks on the field are the fastest players. BUT, they can't catch the football. Calvin Johnson is the best receiver in football, but he isn't that fast is he? Go somewhere with that scrub statement.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on September 18, 2014, 10:28:56 AM
Please shower (with soap!) before coming to our beloved LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium. I doubt our players will be ready for that infamous Alabama "scent", and it might distract them enough for you guys to sneak a couple of TDs in.  TIA!  :crossfingers:
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: meow meow on September 18, 2014, 10:29:02 AM
The only player I can name for auburn is nick Marshall because we recruited him.  That's it.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 10:31:02 AM
The only player I can name for auburn is nick Marshall because we recruited him.  That's it.

You will be able to name several others after tonight's game.
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 18, 2014, 10:32:06 AM
Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.

Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......

Why would you have a guy who isn't very fast play wide receiver?  :confused: I've always thought that a fast guy is necessary for that spot on the field.

Goodness, you really just don't get it. Usually, the cornerbacks on the field are the fastest players. BUT, they can't catch the football. Calvin Johnson is the best receiver in football, but he isn't that fast is he? Go somewhere with that scrub statement.

I dunno but I bet that your ball boy would lose a race to Calvin Johnson
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on September 18, 2014, 10:32:09 AM
The only player I can name for auburn is nick Marshall because we recruited him.  That's it.

Sammie Coates and Braden (Smith?) but only because he was from right up the road. Being dead honest here, not GoEMAWing.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: EMAWzified on September 18, 2014, 10:32:58 AM
That's what is going to make tonight so hard for you.

The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.

Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: The_Truth on September 18, 2014, 10:34:54 AM
Please shower (with soap!) before coming to our beloved LHC LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium. I doubt our players will be ready for that infamous Alabama "scent", and it might distract them enough for you guys to sneak a couple of TDs in.  TIA!  :crossfingers:

We will kindly shower after the game too. Our players don't need to get sick from all the feces spread over the field by k-state players. We don't need pink eye for our real games.   
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: The Big Train on September 18, 2014, 10:36:03 AM
The only player I can name for auburn is nick Marshall because we recruited him.  That's it.

You will be able to name several others after tonight's game.
 :popcorn:

i heard about this whitehead dude that got kicked off the team only because espn and the sec are  :crossfingers:
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: The_Truth on September 18, 2014, 10:37:50 AM
Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.

Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......

Why would you have a guy who isn't very fast play wide receiver?  :confused: I've always thought that a fast guy is necessary for that spot on the field.

Goodness, you really just don't get it. Usually, the cornerbacks on the field are the fastest players. BUT, they can't catch the football. Calvin Johnson is the best receiver in football, but he isn't that fast is he? Go somewhere with that scrub statement.

I dunno but I bet that your ball boy would lose a race to Calvin Johnson

Wow!!!!! Someone tell Mel Kiper Jr to pack it up. We have a new football genius.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on September 18, 2014, 10:40:39 AM
Holy eff..They use the southern speed argument in sec smack too?

I don't remember the last time our fat pasty white kids lost to a team that claimed to have crazy southern speed.



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Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 18, 2014, 10:41:13 AM
3.

Our play cards. They will definitely prevent the KSU players / crowd from being able to function correctly.

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Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 18, 2014, 10:42:37 AM
Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: The Big Train on September 18, 2014, 10:43:39 AM
they really are the real deal
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 18, 2014, 10:44:43 AM
Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

See. You already forgot about the humidity that Auburn plays in (and will be bringing with them). Already hard to account for all 3 items, isn't it?
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: The_Truth on September 18, 2014, 10:46:47 AM
Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on September 18, 2014, 10:46:50 AM
Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
Most auburn players can only remember plays by the picture books they're given at the start of camp.

No explanation for blue thunder..he's just a prodigy


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Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 10:47:41 AM
Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

See. You already forgot about the humidity that Auburn plays in (and will be bringing with them). Already hard to account for all 3 items, isn't it?

4. Our gum chewing sideline wizard
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 18, 2014, 10:51:54 AM
Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

See. You already forgot about the humidity that Auburn plays in (and will be bringing with them). Already hard to account for all 3 items, isn't it?

4. Our gum chewing sideline wizard

Vegas has the spread set for "number of double bubble pieces chewed by Malzahn" vs. "number of diapers used by Snyder" set at -9.5, I hear.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Spracne on September 18, 2014, 10:52:11 AM
Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4

You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it.  That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it. 

Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 10:54:58 AM
Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4

You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it.  That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it. 

Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...

By that logic you are willing to pass a used diaper onto friends like you would a book you have read?
Kinda gross really.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: The_Truth on September 18, 2014, 10:55:14 AM
Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4

You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it.  That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it. 

Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...

WOW. You cannot be serious with that Spracner. HAHAHA. #scrubtalk
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 18, 2014, 10:55:20 AM
Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4

You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it.  That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it. 

Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...

Is it really ageism, though? Not all old people poop their pants...
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 10:59:06 AM
Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4

You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it.  That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it. 

Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...

Is it really ageism, though? Not all old people poop their pants...

I have some friends who are pants poopers.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: The_Truth on September 18, 2014, 11:00:30 AM
Spracner thinks I'm a HUGE racist and bigot. No idea why. Still butthurt from the other day I guess.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 11:06:00 AM
Spracner thinks I'm a HUGE racist and bigot. No idea why. Still butthurt from the other day I guess.

Being labeled a racist by Sprac is like saying bacon is good. It is a given.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 18, 2014, 11:08:17 AM
What a horrible copycat job of Oregon
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Spracne on September 18, 2014, 11:09:01 AM
This is like the Twilight Zone for me.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 18, 2014, 11:10:51 AM
How many Duck Dynasty box sets does the average cheat aggie own?
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: The Big Train on September 18, 2014, 11:11:03 AM
how i feel about this list so far

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Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Spracne on September 18, 2014, 11:11:34 AM
Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4

You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it.  That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it. 

Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...

Is it really ageism, though? Not all old people poop their pants...

That's what makes it ageism.  Not all old people poop their pants, but you assume Snyder does because he's old.  Poor logic.  Ageist, to boot.

Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Bookcat on September 18, 2014, 11:12:44 AM
The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.

Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.

All of our guys that will be playing will be better than Whitehead. The guy was named after a zit, for chrissakes.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 11:12:52 AM
Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4

You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it.  That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it. 

Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...

Is it really ageism, though? Not all old people poop their pants...

That's what makes it ageism.  Not all old people poop their pants, but you assume Snyder does because he's old.  Poor logic.  Ageist, to boot.

He was being satirical.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 18, 2014, 11:15:37 AM
The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.

Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.

All of our guys that will be playing will be better than Whitehead. The guy was named after a zit, for chrissakes.

I have it on good authority that LHC Bill Snyder does in fact poop his pants during games. I can't give away my sources though.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Spracne on September 18, 2014, 11:16:10 AM
Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4

You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it.  That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it. 

Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...

By that logic you are willing to pass a used diaper onto friends like you would a book you have read?
Kinda gross really.

By that logic, would you pass a book you've read over to an old man to poop on?  Probably if it was written by a minority author, I suppose.

Analogies aren't meant to hold true beyond the particular point of resonance that is highlighted.  In this case, I'm invoking Aristotle's concept of function as it relates to natural and unnatural uses.  The purpose of a book is to be read.  The purpose of a diaper is to poop/pee in it.  It's all very natural.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 18, 2014, 11:18:16 AM
The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.

Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.

All of our guys that will be playing will be better than Whitehead. The guy was named after a zit, for chrissakes.

I have it on good authority that LHC Bill Snyder does in fact poop his pants during games. I can't give away my sources though.

Nebraska's coach has pissed his pants on the sidelines a few times, but I've never heard a single account of LHC LHC Bill Snyder pooping his.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 18, 2014, 11:42:39 AM
I refuse to believe all Auburn fans are bigots like these guys are.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 18, 2014, 11:42:58 AM
The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.

Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.

All of our guys that will be playing will be better than Whitehead. The guy was named after a zit, for chrissakes.

I have it on good authority that LHC LHC Bill Snyder does in fact poop his pants during games. I can't give away my sources though.

Nebraska's coach has pissed his pants on the sidelines a few times, but I've never heard a single account of LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder pooping his.

Here are some examples:

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You will see more examples tonight when Auburn gets up by 30.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 18, 2014, 11:44:05 AM
People showing their true colors, and I for one am shocked and appalled.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: #LIFE on September 18, 2014, 11:45:24 AM
Never thought we'd see a fanbase here worse than PigAggy...guess I was wrong  :buh-bye:
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on September 18, 2014, 11:48:16 AM
The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.

Can you read? If so, there will be handy programs for sale at all the entrances. Have fun at the game! :cheers:
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 18, 2014, 11:51:44 AM
Never thought we'd see a fanbase here worse than PigAggy...guess I was wrong  :buh-bye:

In all honesty, this is probably my favorite away team message board I have ever visited. I have had a blast and I love you guys. But don't act like there haven't been large numbers of KSU fans that have been engaging in the same exact anti-auburn trolling humor as a few AU fans are doing toward KSU. It's game day, and everyone knows rules are put on hold until 4AM the next day.
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: skycat on September 18, 2014, 12:14:47 PM
Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4

You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it.  That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it. 

Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...

By that logic you are willing to pass a used diaper onto friends like you would a book you have read?
Kinda gross really.

By that logic, would you pass a book you've read over to an old man to poop on?  Probably if it was written by a minority author, I suppose.

Analogies aren't meant to hold true beyond the particular point of resonance that is highlighted.  In this case, I'm invoking Aristotle's concept of function as it relates to natural and unnatural uses.  The purpose of a book is to be read.  The purpose of a diaper is to poop/pee in it.  It's all very natural.
Spracne with the KO
Title: Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
Post by: EMAWzified on September 18, 2014, 12:25:40 PM
I just hope the speedy little ball guy has the good sense to stay out from in front of a hard revving Harley. Doubt it though. These war damn pigeons are ready for Harley Day.