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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 18, 2014, 10:11:58 AM
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The speed of our ball boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acyksWJCIQY
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Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.
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The speed of our ball boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acyksWJCIQY
That is terrible efficiency. 1 Ball boy for the entire field? Work smart not hard.
KSU 1 Aub 0
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Arkansas gave you guys an amazing sense of self worth. Its going to be great North Dakota Stating you guys so hard tonight.
I'm guessing your southern drawl wears off after Kstate takes the lead early.
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I heard Snyder's diaper changer has the fastest hands in the West.
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Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.
Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......
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Arkansas gave you guys an amazing sense of self worth. Its going to be great North Dakota Stating you guys so hard tonight.
I'm guessing your southern drawl wears off after Kstate takes the lead early.
Nah. It won't surprise me in the least if KSU gets an early lead. It is the score at the end of the game that counts though.
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Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.
Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......
One of these guys?
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The speed of our ball boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acyksWJCIQY
WDP:
Not sure these guys are intelligent enough for this thread... I'd post a link to our free board (ITAT) so they can get up to speed...
I'm going to go with our QB out rushing their QB... :)
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I always forget people lose their accents when their football team doesn't win. I guess we are talking with someone who is just a few cards short of a full deck.
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The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.
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Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.
Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......
Why would you have a guy who isn't very fast play wide receiver? :confused: I've always thought that a fast guy is necessary for that spot on the field.
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The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.
Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.
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Our heat and humidity.
They may have some high temps in september in Kansas... but I guarantee you its nothing like playing in the south. Once our boys step off that bus and the humidity pours out into "Bob Snyder Friendly Stadium", the Jayhawks won't know what hit them.
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Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.
Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......
Why would you have a guy who isn't very fast play wide receiver? :confused: I've always thought that a fast guy is necessary for that spot on the field.
Goodness, you really just don't get it. Usually, the cornerbacks on the field are the fastest players. BUT, they can't catch the football. Calvin Johnson is the best receiver in football, but he isn't that fast is he? Go somewhere with that scrub statement.
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Please shower (with soap!) before coming to our beloved LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium. I doubt our players will be ready for that infamous Alabama "scent", and it might distract them enough for you guys to sneak a couple of TDs in. TIA! :crossfingers:
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The only player I can name for auburn is nick Marshall because we recruited him. That's it.
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The only player I can name for auburn is nick Marshall because we recruited him. That's it.
You will be able to name several others after tonight's game.
:popcorn:
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Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.
Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......
Why would you have a guy who isn't very fast play wide receiver? :confused: I've always thought that a fast guy is necessary for that spot on the field.
Goodness, you really just don't get it. Usually, the cornerbacks on the field are the fastest players. BUT, they can't catch the football. Calvin Johnson is the best receiver in football, but he isn't that fast is he? Go somewhere with that scrub statement.
I dunno but I bet that your ball boy would lose a race to Calvin Johnson
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The only player I can name for auburn is nick Marshall because we recruited him. That's it.
Sammie Coates and Braden (Smith?) but only because he was from right up the road. Being dead honest here, not GoEMAWing.
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That's what is going to make tonight so hard for you.
The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.
Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.
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Please shower (with soap!) before coming to our beloved LHC LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium. I doubt our players will be ready for that infamous Alabama "scent", and it might distract them enough for you guys to sneak a couple of TDs in. TIA! :crossfingers:
We will kindly shower after the game too. Our players don't need to get sick from all the feces spread over the field by k-state players. We don't need pink eye for our real games.
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The only player I can name for auburn is nick Marshall because we recruited him. That's it.
You will be able to name several others after tonight's game.
:popcorn:
i heard about this whitehead dude that got kicked off the team only because espn and the sec are :crossfingers:
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Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.
Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......
Why would you have a guy who isn't very fast play wide receiver? :confused: I've always thought that a fast guy is necessary for that spot on the field.
Goodness, you really just don't get it. Usually, the cornerbacks on the field are the fastest players. BUT, they can't catch the football. Calvin Johnson is the best receiver in football, but he isn't that fast is he? Go somewhere with that scrub statement.
I dunno but I bet that your ball boy would lose a race to Calvin Johnson
Wow!!!!! Someone tell Mel Kiper Jr to pack it up. We have a new football genius.
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Holy eff..They use the southern speed argument in sec smack too?
I don't remember the last time our fat pasty white kids lost to a team that claimed to have crazy southern speed.
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Our play cards. They will definitely prevent the KSU players / crowd from being able to function correctly.
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Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
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they really are the real deal
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Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
See. You already forgot about the humidity that Auburn plays in (and will be bringing with them). Already hard to account for all 3 items, isn't it?
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Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4
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Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
Most auburn players can only remember plays by the picture books they're given at the start of camp.
No explanation for blue thunder..he's just a prodigy
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Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
See. You already forgot about the humidity that Auburn plays in (and will be bringing with them). Already hard to account for all 3 items, isn't it?
4. Our gum chewing sideline wizard
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Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
See. You already forgot about the humidity that Auburn plays in (and will be bringing with them). Already hard to account for all 3 items, isn't it?
4. Our gum chewing sideline wizard
Vegas has the spread set for "number of double bubble pieces chewed by Malzahn" vs. "number of diapers used by Snyder" set at -9.5, I hear.
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Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4
You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it. That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it.
Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...
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Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4
You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it. That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it.
Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...
By that logic you are willing to pass a used diaper onto friends like you would a book you have read?
Kinda gross really.
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Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4
You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it. That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it.
Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...
WOW. You cannot be serious with that Spracner. HAHAHA. #scrubtalk
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Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4
You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it. That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it.
Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...
Is it really ageism, though? Not all old people poop their pants...
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Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4
You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it. That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it.
Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...
Is it really ageism, though? Not all old people poop their pants...
I have some friends who are pants poopers.
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Spracner thinks I'm a HUGE racist and bigot. No idea why. Still butthurt from the other day I guess.
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Spracner thinks I'm a HUGE racist and bigot. No idea why. Still butthurt from the other day I guess.
Being labeled a racist by Sprac is like saying bacon is good. It is a given.
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What a horrible copycat job of Oregon
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This is like the Twilight Zone for me.
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How many Duck Dynasty box sets does the average cheat aggie own?
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how i feel about this list so far
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Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4
You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it. That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it.
Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...
Is it really ageism, though? Not all old people poop their pants...
That's what makes it ageism. Not all old people poop their pants, but you assume Snyder does because he's old. Poor logic. Ageist, to boot.
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The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.
Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.
All of our guys that will be playing will be better than Whitehead. The guy was named after a zit, for chrissakes.
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Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4
You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it. That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it.
Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...
Is it really ageism, though? Not all old people poop their pants...
That's what makes it ageism. Not all old people poop their pants, but you assume Snyder does because he's old. Poor logic. Ageist, to boot.
He was being satirical.
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The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.
Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.
All of our guys that will be playing will be better than Whitehead. The guy was named after a zit, for chrissakes.
I have it on good authority that LHC Bill Snyder does in fact poop his pants during games. I can't give away my sources though.
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Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4
You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it. That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it.
Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...
By that logic you are willing to pass a used diaper onto friends like you would a book you have read?
Kinda gross really.
By that logic, would you pass a book you've read over to an old man to poop on? Probably if it was written by a minority author, I suppose.
Analogies aren't meant to hold true beyond the particular point of resonance that is highlighted. In this case, I'm invoking Aristotle's concept of function as it relates to natural and unnatural uses. The purpose of a book is to be read. The purpose of a diaper is to poop/pee in it. It's all very natural.
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The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.
Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.
All of our guys that will be playing will be better than Whitehead. The guy was named after a zit, for chrissakes.
I have it on good authority that LHC Bill Snyder does in fact poop his pants during games. I can't give away my sources though.
Nebraska's coach has pissed his pants on the sidelines a few times, but I've never heard a single account of LHC LHC Bill Snyder pooping his.
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I refuse to believe all Auburn fans are bigots like these guys are.
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The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.
Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.
All of our guys that will be playing will be better than Whitehead. The guy was named after a zit, for chrissakes.
I have it on good authority that LHC LHC Bill Snyder does in fact poop his pants during games. I can't give away my sources though.
Nebraska's coach has pissed his pants on the sidelines a few times, but I've never heard a single account of LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder pooping his.
Here are some examples:
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You will see more examples tonight when Auburn gets up by 30.
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People showing their true colors, and I for one am shocked and appalled.
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Never thought we'd see a fanbase here worse than PigAggy...guess I was wrong :buh-bye:
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The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.
Can you read? If so, there will be handy programs for sale at all the entrances. Have fun at the game! :cheers:
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Never thought we'd see a fanbase here worse than PigAggy...guess I was wrong :buh-bye:
In all honesty, this is probably my favorite away team message board I have ever visited. I have had a blast and I love you guys. But don't act like there haven't been large numbers of KSU fans that have been engaging in the same exact anti-auburn trolling humor as a few AU fans are doing toward KSU. It's game day, and everyone knows rules are put on hold until 4AM the next day.
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Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch
What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4
You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it. That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it.
Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...
By that logic you are willing to pass a used diaper onto friends like you would a book you have read?
Kinda gross really.
By that logic, would you pass a book you've read over to an old man to poop on? Probably if it was written by a minority author, I suppose.
Analogies aren't meant to hold true beyond the particular point of resonance that is highlighted. In this case, I'm invoking Aristotle's concept of function as it relates to natural and unnatural uses. The purpose of a book is to be read. The purpose of a diaper is to poop/pee in it. It's all very natural.
Spracne with the KO
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I just hope the speedy little ball guy has the good sense to stay out from in front of a hard revving Harley. Doubt it though. These war damn pigeons are ready for Harley Day.