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Title: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: CHONGS on September 09, 2014, 10:55:49 AM
This year will likely feature more deep bombs and super scrambles than ever. Tech had their "Air Raid" attack, Emporia State the "Sting and Shoot", and many others.  Sure we can do something bland like the "Bombidy Bombay Bombers", DragonCats FireFootball", or maybe "Dr. Katz MD Flinging Pillz".  But it needs to have that unique KSU charm that we a so well known for.
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: CHONGS on September 09, 2014, 10:57:13 AM
The Kansas State Wildcats, featuring their impressive "Go Deep and Catch This Laser Rainbow" offense?
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: CHONGS on September 09, 2014, 10:59:32 AM
The Wildcats of Kansas State were victorious again this afternoon after a mesmerizing example of their patented "Nuclear Option" attack.
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: CHONGS on September 09, 2014, 11:00:20 AM
Wow that last was was really bad
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: Mr Bread on September 09, 2014, 11:03:09 AM
robot cat with two heads
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: Mr Bread on September 09, 2014, 11:03:23 AM
catalanche
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: CHONGS on September 09, 2014, 11:06:07 AM
You need to put these in a sentence to help us grasp how it will play in print.
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 09, 2014, 11:09:57 AM
Tune in next Thursday as Jake Waters leads the Kansas State Wildcats' vaunted Pot of Gold offense against Auburn's swiss cheese defense.
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: CHONGS on September 09, 2014, 11:10:12 AM
Jake Waters lead the Kansas State Wildcats to victory last night, writing another chapter in the offense simply known as: "Touchdown Machine: The Robot Cat Who Learned How to Love and Throw Space Rockets for Touchdowns at Will in the Game of American Football, College".
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: CNS on September 09, 2014, 11:11:38 AM
CatGunFullAuto.
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: kslim on September 09, 2014, 11:14:13 AM
after a dismantling of auburn the witch hunt wildcat seems too much to tame for the tigers
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: Kat Kid on September 09, 2014, 11:14:20 AM
Mutually Assured Destruction- You can't stop our Jake Waters/Lockett ICBMs, We Can't Stop your offense either tho

maybe a bit wordy.  not sure.
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: meow meow on September 09, 2014, 11:15:43 AM
Armhair Assault
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 09, 2014, 11:16:36 AM
Auburn struck first to take an early 3-0 lead, but Coach Snyder unleashed his Boa Constrictor offense on the tigers and they didn't have room to breathe as the Cats rattled off 52 unanswered points.
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 09, 2014, 11:18:32 AM
Auburn struck first to take an early 3-0 lead, but Coach Snyder unleashed his Boa Constrictor offense on the tigers and they didn't have room to breathe as the Cats rattled off 52 unanswered points.

And then you woke up.
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: meow meow on September 09, 2014, 11:19:08 AM
Auburn struck first to take an early 3-0 lead, but Coach Snyder unleashed his Boa Constrictor offense on the tigers and they didn't have room to breathe as the Cats rattled off 52 unanswered points.

And then you woke up.

Good joke buddy
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: CNS on September 09, 2014, 11:22:33 AM
WaterBadgerDon'tCare and the LockettDownTouchDownShow.
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: XocolateThundarr on September 09, 2014, 11:22:59 AM
Running Waters
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: CNS on September 09, 2014, 11:23:43 AM
WhiteHairDon'tCare
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: Mr Bread on September 09, 2014, 11:25:05 AM
You need to put these in a sentence to help us grasp how it will play in print.

Auburn got buried by legendary head football coach LHC Bill Snyder's patented Catalanche attack.  Better call in the st. bernards with their little barrels of wisky. 

The nationally renowned Robot Cat with Two head offense really took it to Auburn this weekend.  Gus Malzahan quoted as saying "I will not be back" and also "hasta la vista Coach Snyder." 
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: GoodForAnother on September 09, 2014, 11:26:02 AM
Happy Feet
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: CNS on September 09, 2014, 11:26:13 AM
GronkJonesingForGoal
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: GoodForAnother on September 09, 2014, 11:27:15 AM
The Whole 900 Yards
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: CATILLAC on September 09, 2014, 11:28:14 AM
Water "falls" and rainbow bombs
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: I_have_purplewood on September 09, 2014, 12:53:33 PM
CatlingGunFullAuto.

Waters uses his catling gun to shoot down Auburn defense, throws for 4 t.d.'s   :blank: (ftp://:blank:)
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on September 09, 2014, 01:25:03 PM
legion of boom.
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: pissclams on September 09, 2014, 01:32:26 PM
for kat defense:  katfuric acid

the auburn tigers seemed to easily move the ball down the field on their opening drive, that is until tom hayes and his defense doused the visitors from auburn with katfuric acid.  their bodies then melted into the beautiful field turf at bsfs as the sun set on the tigers' chances.
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: puniraptor on September 09, 2014, 01:42:57 PM
autowateric catsphyxiation

Investigators have concluded that there was no evidence of foul play in the demise by autowateric catsphyxiation of the auburn tigers national title hopes at LHC Bill Snyder family stadium thursday night.
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: ksupamplemousse on September 09, 2014, 01:46:00 PM
autowateric catsphyxiation

Investigators have concluded that there was no evidence of foul play in the demise by autowateric catsphyxiation of the auburn tigers national title hopes at LHC Bill Snyder family stadium thursday night.

I can't see anything being better than this. What a delight.
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: Pete on September 09, 2014, 01:49:15 PM
Street name for that condition is "Lockett Lung," BTW.
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: damonismyhero on September 09, 2014, 03:14:42 PM
Tune in next Thursday as Jake Waters leads the Kansas State Wildcats' vaunted Pot of Gold offense against Auburn's swiss cheese defense.

Why do you hate swiss cheese?
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 09, 2014, 03:34:40 PM
autowateric catsphyxiation

Investigators have concluded that there was no evidence of foul play in the demise by autowateric catsphyxiation of the auburn tigers national title hopes at LHC Bill Snyder family stadium thursday night.

 :ksu:
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: slobber on September 09, 2014, 10:55:16 PM
The Purple Grape Slingers

(Doesn't need a sentence)


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: slobber on September 09, 2014, 10:56:20 PM
The Purple Grape Slinging spiraldeliverysystem.com'ers.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: bshea85 on September 11, 2014, 10:52:13 PM
Armhair Spiral Delivery System
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: MadCat on September 11, 2014, 11:30:13 PM
The Triple Option
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: chum1 on September 11, 2014, 11:41:31 PM
60 minute armbar
Title: Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
Post by: steve dave on September 11, 2014, 11:58:06 PM
bonercats