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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on August 13, 2014, 12:08:45 PM
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ok guys. first game of the season, were playing stone cold steve austin and they win the toss. they elect to receive and guess what? touchback. they go 3 and out and have a crappy punter probably so we call a fair catch at our own 35 yard line.
now its your turn... draw up some plays to get us into the end zone and start this season off right.
here are the only rules:
1- you have to call a false start penalty on us even though were playing at home and it should be dead quiet on offense.
2- you have to call a TO on a second down play
3- one play in your drive must be drawn up for baby Gronk because he is our best player
GO!
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return opening kickoff for a TD
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onside kick, we recover
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50 yard bomb (all in the air) to lockett, two point conversion good
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normal kickoff, tackle guy on the 5 yrd line
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well that was simple, over the middle slip screen ala osu. obviously it happens on second down
next
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sack the QB, safety
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What kind of snack off is this? :dunno:
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they do the punt option on the safety kick off but it's a sucky punt so one of our close slow guys catches it. still returns it to their 15 yrd line.
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running play to gronk. he goes tecmo bo jackson on their entire defense knocking them all over on his way for 6 more (+2 because we go for 2 again)
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1st and 10 on our own 35- HB draw to Leverett for 4 yards
2nd and 6 on our own 39- QB keeper Waters for 2 yards
3rd and 4 on our own 41- 5 yard curl route to Sexton for 6 yards
GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* FIRST DOWN!!!!!
1st and 10 on our own 47- Post route to Lockett for 23 yards
GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* FIRST DOWN!!!!!
1st and 10 from their 30- False Start
1st and 15 from their 35- HB dive left to Leverett for 3 yards
2nd and 12 from their 32- Timeout
2nd and 12 from their 32- Fake QB dive pass to baby Gronk down the middle for 32 yards!!!!!!!!!
GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!
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kick off out the back of the end zone. their first play they throw and INT to Clink and he drags a chain of 11 defenders 25 yards into the endzone.
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ok in hindsight you guys i put this on the wrong board.
im super rusty from combofanning my balls off all summer.
lil help?
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running play to gronk. he goes tecmo bo jackson on their entire defense knocking them all over on his way for 6 more (+2 because we go for 2 again)
Maybe Mueller can go Tecmo Bowl oscar Smith? :crossfingers:
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1st and 10 on our own 35- HB draw to Leverett for 4 yards
2nd and 6 on our own 39- QB keeper Waters for 2 yards
3rd and 4 on our own 41- 5 yard curl route to Sexton for 6 yards
GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* FIRST DOWN!!!!!
1st and 10 on our own 47- Post route to Lockett for 23 yards
GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* FIRST DOWN!!!!!
1st and 10 from their 30- False Start
1st and 15 from their 35- HB dive left to Leverett for 3 yards
2nd and 12 from their 32- Timeout
2nd and 12 from their 32- Fake QB dive pass to baby Gronk down the middle for 32 yards!!!!!!!!!
GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!
i did this in 3 plays. way to wear our guys out dipshit
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I bet our first drive is super schemey. Actually I bet all our drives are.
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Actually our first drive will probably suck. That's the scheme.
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First Play: Waters calls a timeout
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And then just as your begin to think we suck, boom, 7 minute 20 second drive that ends in a field goal. Game set match.
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And then just as your begin to think we suck, boom, 7 minute 20 second drive that ends in a field goal. Game set match.
:love: :love:
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50 yard bomb (all in the air) to lockett, two point conversion good
My guy and I vote for this one.
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Jake Waters short side option for a TD.
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1st and 10 on our own 35- HB draw to Leverett for 4 yards
2nd and 6 on our own 39- QB keeper Waters for 2 yards
3rd and 4 on our own 41- 5 yard curl route to Sexton for 6 yards
GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* FIRST DOWN!!!!!
1st and 10 on our own 47- Post route to Lockett for 23 yards
GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* FIRST DOWN!!!!!
1st and 10 from their 30- False Start
1st and 15 from their 35- HB dive left to Leverett for 3 yards
2nd and 12 from their 32- Timeout
2nd and 12 from their 32- Fake QB dive pass to baby Gronk down the middle for 32 yards!!!!!!!!!
GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!
:lol: yeah sure, we're wasting that play on SFA. please. let's leave this thread to the HBSPCIQ types.
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its on our game film from last year oh mighty playcalling god 'blast. it doesnt matter, you cant stop it.
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1st down Jake airmails it 10 yards over locketts head on a quick out route
2nd down Jake takes to much time in the pocket and gets hit, finney recovers the fumble
3rd down Lockett goes on a go route and scores on a 70 yard td pass
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Kansas State at 15:00
1st and 10 at KSU 25 Jake Waters pass complete to Zach Trujillo for 8 yards.
2nd and 2 at KSU 33 DeMarcus Robinson rush for 5 yards to the KanSt 38 for a 1st down.
1st and 10 at KSU 38 Jake Waters pass complete to Curry Sexton for 14 yards to the SFA 48 for a 1ST down.
1st and 10 at SFA 48 Jake Waters rush for 2 yards to the SFA 46.
2nd and 8 at SFA 46 Glenn Gronkowski rush for 5 yards to the SFA 41.
3rd and 3 at SFA 41 Jake Waters pass complete to Tyler Locktt for 41 yards for a TOUCHDOWN.
Jack Cantele extra point GOOD.
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PA Bomb City USA pop 7
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5 things we know will happen on the first drive.
1. TO when playclock is low and the crowd is restlessly counting it down.
2. Gronk will look like a huge stud.
3. Designed QB run, huge hole, defenders closing in, Waters fainting goat, gain of 3.
4. Waters will throw at least one 5 yard out route straight into the ground.
5. TLBL TD.
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1st down Jake almost hits TLBL on a deep route; crowd elevates then deflates with disappointment
2nd down Jake takes too much time in the pocket and gets sacked; individuals in crowd yell at Jake for not getting rid of the ball
3rd down Jake completes pass to Gronk over the middle for an 8-yard gain; briefly exciting then meh
4th down Punt
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Kansas State at 15:00
1st and 10 at KSU 25 Jake Waters pass complete to Zach Trujillo for 8 yards.
2nd and 2 at KSU 33 DeMarcus Robinson rush for 5 yards to the KanSt 38 for a 1st down.
1st and 10 at KSU 38 Jake Waters pass complete to Curry Sexton for 14 yards to the SFA 48 for a 1ST down.
1st and 10 at SFA 48 Jake Waters rush for 2 yards to the SFA 46.
2nd and 8 at SFA 46 Glenn Gronkowski rush for 5 yards to the SFA 41.
3rd and 3 at SFA 41 Jake Waters pass complete to Tyler Locktt for 41 yards for a TOUCHDOWN.
Jack Cantele extra point GOOD.
Yes, yes, I love that series!!! :love:
1st down Jake almost hits TLBL on a deep route; crowd elevates then deflates with disappointment
2nd down Jake takes too much time in the pocket and gets sacked; individuals in crowd yell at Jake for not getting rid of the ball
3rd down Jake completes pass to Gronk over the middle for an 8-yard gain; briefly exciting then meh
4th down Punt
Gawd, I hate it when you get real MadCat. :Yuck:
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Kansas State at 15:00
1st and 10 at KSU 25 Jake Waters pass complete to Zach Trujillo for 8 yards.
2nd and 2 at KSU 33 DeMarcus Robinson rush for 5 yards to the KanSt 38 for a 1st down.
1st and 10 at KSU 38 Jake Waters pass complete to Curry Sexton for 14 yards to the SFA 48 for a 1ST down.
1st and 10 at SFA 48 Jake Waters rush for 2 yards to the SFA 46.
2nd and 8 at SFA 46 Glenn Gronkowski rush for 5 yards to the SFA 41.
3rd and 3 at SFA 41 Jake Waters pass complete to Tyler Locktt for 41 yards for a TOUCHDOWN.
Jack Cantele extra point GOOD.
Need to add a timeout to avoid a delay of game penalty, but other than that seems accurate.
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1st and 10 from the 40 yard line: Tight spiral towards the sidelines right in Shooter Jones face! :incomplete:
2nd and 10 from the 40 yard line: 60 yard TD reception by Judah Jones. :Touchdown:
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spiral delivery system.com is back to receive the kickoff. the kick is a boomer, well beyond the end of the end zone.
wait a second, spiral delivery system.com has jumped up and miraculously grabbed the kick on its way out of the end zone.
spiral delivery system.com looks to the fans and salutes the east side students and the west side old balls fans and appears as though he wants to take this thing out.
spiral delivery system.com has taken the ball from the end zone and jukes left and then jukes left again, and then once to the right and then to the left again. he's at the 10 yard line.
spiral delivery system.com is tackled at the 10. no wait, he's not going down. he is like a terminator and he is stiff arming opponents who play for this sfa football squad. he is breaking ankles and tackles, and faces. this is ridiculous, his power is outstanding.
spiral delivery system.com is now at the 11 yard line and the entire SFA special teams has surrounded spiral delivery system.com and they cannot manage to corral this delivery system.
spiral delivery system.com is now spinning in a circle while doing the heisman pose. he is completely surrounded by SFA yet they are immobilized by his boyish good looks and striking physique. he appears to have taken a vaccine against their defense. he is immune.
wait. for. it. folks at home- spiral delivery system.com has left the spinning heisman circle and is casually walking down to the ksu cats endzone. the SFA special teams has formed a single file line and are following the deliver system to the KAT house.
spiral delivery system.com has entered the end zone and sat down. SFA's opposition is now giving spiral delivery system.com a shoulder massage and feeding him snacks. they seem entranced. folks i haven't seen anything like this one. touchdown cats.
kansas state 6, steven f austin 0, we'll be back after this quick break.
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:lol:
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1st and 10 from the 40 yard line: Tight spiral towards the sidelines right in Shooter Jones face! :incomplete:
2nd and 10 from the 40 yard line: 60 yard TD reception by Judah Jones. :Touchdown:
that dork better give me a signed glove.
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'clams, I think you should said something about the defenders not being able to penetrate spiraldeliverysystem's flowing arm hair.
(Something like that, but you'd say it better than I can. )
Gonna win 'em all!
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5 things we know will happen on the first drive.
1. TO when playclock is low and the crowd is restlessly counting it down.
2. Gronk will look like a huge stud.
3. Designed QB run, huge hole, defenders closing in, Waters fainting goat, gain of 3.
4. Waters will throw at least one 5 yard out route straight into the ground.
5. TLBL TD.
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i dont think clams understands football
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We've had so many sgetti brained qb's run into rough ridin' linebackers for years, that our fanbase thinks the "fainiting goat" tactic is a bad thing. Pro tip: Your Qb stays healthy and might be able to perform vs Baylor at the end of the season. :surprised:
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1 and 10 - Delay of Game
1 and 15 - Robinson run for 7
2 and 8 - Robinson run for 5
3 and 3 - Lockett TD pass
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We've had so many sgetti brained qb's run into rough ridin' linebackers for years, that our fanbase thinks the "fainiting goat" tactic is a bad thing. Pro tip: Your Qb stays healthy and might be able to perform vs Baylor at the end of the season. :surprised:
Just to be clear, you're suggesting Collin Klein should've played more like Jake Waters?
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spiral delivery system.com is back to receive the kickoff. the kick is a boomer, well beyond the end of the end zone.
wait a second, D' Blocker has jumped up and miraculously grabbed the kick on its way out of the end zone.
D' Blocker looks to the fans and salutes the east side students and the west side old balls fans and appears as though he wants to take this thing out.
D' Blocker has taken the ball from the end zone and jukes left and then jukes left again, and then once to the right and then to the left again. he's at the 10 yard line.
D' Blocker is tackled at the 10. no wait, he's not going down. he is like a terminator and he is stiff arming opponents who play for this sfa football squad. he is breaking ankles and tackles, and faces. this is ridiculous, his power is outstanding.
D' Blocker is now at the 11 yard line and the entire SFA special teams has surrounded D' Blocker and they cannot manage to corral this delivery system.
D' Blocker is now spinning in a circle while doing the heisman pose. he is completely surrounded by SFA yet they are immobilized by his boyish good looks and striking physique. he appears to have taken a vaccine against their defense. he is immune.
wait. for. it. folks at home- D' Blocker has left the spinning heisman circle and is casually walking down to the ksu cats endzone. the SFA special teams has formed a single file line and are following the deliver system to the KAT house.
D' Blocker has entered the end zone and sat down. SFA's opposition is now giving D' Blocker a shoulder massage and feeding him snacks. they seem entranced. folks i haven't seen anything like this one. touchdown cats.
kansas state 6, steven f austin 0, we'll be back after this quick break.
FYP :blush:
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1st and 10 at KSU 32 - Robinson rush for a gain of 2 yards.
2nd and 8 at KSU 34 - Waters read option keeps it for a gain of 1 yard.
3rd and 7 at KSU 35 - Waters incomplete pass.
4th and 7 at KSU 35 - Lochbihler punt for 40 yards to SFA 25, fair catch.
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We've had so many sgetti brained qb's run into rough ridin' linebackers for years, that our fanbase thinks the "fainiting goat" tactic is a bad thing. Pro tip: Your Qb stays healthy and might be able to perform vs Baylor at the end of the season. :surprised:
Just to be clear, you're suggesting Collin Klein should've played more like Jake Waters?
That's what you got from that? No, but he could have played smarter at times.
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spiral delivery system.com is back to receive the kickoff. the kick is a boomer, well beyond the end of the end zone.
wait a second, spiral delivery system.com has jumped up and miraculously grabbed the kick on its way out of the end zone.
spiral delivery system.com looks to the fans and salutes the east side students and the west side old balls fans and appears as though he wants to take this thing out.
spiral delivery system.com has taken the ball from the end zone and jukes left and then jukes left again, and then once to the right and then to the left again. he's at the 10 yard line.
spiral delivery system.com is tackled at the 10. no wait, he's not going down. he is like a terminator and he is stiff arming opponents who play for this sfa football squad. he is breaking ankles and tackles, and faces. this is ridiculous, his power is outstanding.
spiral delivery system.com is now at the 11 yard line and the entire SFA special teams has surrounded spiral delivery system.com and they cannot manage to corral this delivery system.
spiral delivery system.com is now spinning in a circle while doing the heisman pose. he is completely surrounded by SFA yet they are immobilized by his boyish good looks and striking physique. he appears to have taken a vaccine against their defense. he is immune.
wait. for. it. folks at home- spiral delivery system.com has left the spinning heisman circle and is casually walking down to the ksu cats endzone. the SFA special teams has formed a single file line and are following the deliver system to the KAT house.
spiral delivery system.com has entered the end zone and sat down. SFA's opposition is now giving spiral delivery system.com a shoulder massage and feeding him snacks. they seem entranced. folks i haven't seen anything like this one. touchdown cats.
kansas state 6, steven f austin 0, we'll be back after this quick break.
I really enjoyed this a great deal.
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50 yard bomb (all in the air) to lockett, two point conversion good
It just dawned on me that I never see Steve Dave and Ron Prince together at the same place
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50 yard bomb (all in the air) to lockett, two point conversion good
It just dawned on me that I never see Steve Dave and Ron Prince together at the same place
you've obviously never been to desire cancun
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Sorry steve dave, I had to. When somebody throws me a meatball like that, you know I'm going to swing.
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Speaking of swing!
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Gah! :sdeek:
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We've had so many sgetti brained qb's run into rough ridin' linebackers for years, that our fanbase thinks the "fainiting goat" tactic is a bad thing. Pro tip: Your Qb stays healthy and might be able to perform vs Baylor at the end of the season. :surprised:
wacks, you're right, I want waters healthy all year too.. so I'm with you on team 3 yards and a fainting goat induced cloud of dust*
*until the first time he does that crap on a 3rd and 4, then I'm rough ridin' out.
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Sorry steve dave, I had to. When somebody throws me a meatball like that, you know I'm going to swing.
Intentional word-play?
EDIT: :ROFL:
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We've had so many sgetti brained qb's run into rough ridin' linebackers for years, that our fanbase thinks the "fainiting goat" tactic is a bad thing. Pro tip: Your Qb stays healthy and might be able to perform vs Baylor at the end of the season. :surprised:
wacks, you're right, I want waters healthy all year too.. so I'm with you on team 3 yards and a fainting goat induced cloud of dust*
*until the first time he does that crap on a 3rd and 4, then I'm rough ridin' out.
That's fair.