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Title: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: pissclams on July 22, 2014, 11:40:08 AM
3 meats go in, only one survives.  which one is king of the old-school charcoal grilling with dad at the beach battle royale?

ya there's a lot of food that can go on the grill, but this is poll is focused on the OG's of the grill.   back before spinach ever thought of shitting out kale.  think "dad with a cold budweiser in one hand and a spatula in the other" type of grilling.  the good crap.

for me, hamburgers are good grilled, fried, smoked, etc.  but brats are exclusive to the grill.  never heard of anyone frying one inside their house and if they did i would think that is weird.  hot dogs are about 85% exclusive to the grill but are never bad and always 100% great.

yup, tough call that's why this is a battle royal and not just a regular steel cage death match.

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Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: puniraptor on July 22, 2014, 11:42:23 AM
burgers have the highest charcoal grilling ceiling. when at their best, cant be beat.

this should be indisputable.
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 22, 2014, 11:43:11 AM
Brats all day, son!
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Asteriskhead on July 22, 2014, 11:44:24 AM
is there kraut available?
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: pissclams on July 22, 2014, 11:44:55 AM
is there kraut available?
yes, all standard condiments for each OG meat
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Asteriskhead on July 22, 2014, 11:45:21 AM
brat it is then!
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: meow meow on July 22, 2014, 11:46:58 AM
i'm guessing seven voted for hot dog
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Fldermaus on July 22, 2014, 12:13:57 PM
...brats are exclusive to the grill.  never heard of anyone frying one inside their house and if they did i would think that is weird. 

Germans eat them year round, and probably have a similar grill/fry ratio as burgers do in the U.S. 
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: pissclams on July 22, 2014, 12:16:19 PM
...brats are exclusive to the grill.  never heard of anyone frying one inside their house and if they did i would think that is weird. 

Germans eat them year round, and probably have a similar grill/fry ratio as burgers do in the U.S. 

germans are gross and smell like a headache.
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: steve dave on July 22, 2014, 12:19:12 PM
burg
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Fldermaus on July 22, 2014, 12:44:14 PM
...brats are exclusive to the grill.  never heard of anyone frying one inside their house and if they did i would think that is weird. 

Germans eat them year round, and probably have a similar grill/fry ratio as burgers do in the U.S. 

germans are gross and smell like a headache.

Also innovators/champions at things made from unspeakable parts of animals.
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Gooch on July 22, 2014, 01:49:13 PM
Would take a perfectly grilled to med burg over a braut any day. :lick:
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Cire on July 22, 2014, 01:51:41 PM
Burger,

Too many ways to do it.  CAn't be beat.
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Gooch on July 22, 2014, 01:55:10 PM
FYI: The steak burger at the Anchor in Wichita is rough ridin' nails. They mix in pork fat and wrap in bacon.
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: XocolateThundarr on July 22, 2014, 01:57:06 PM
I have had handmade brats that would change all of you burger guys' minds.
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Gooch on July 22, 2014, 01:59:01 PM
Oh i love brauts too. if i have to choose just one i'm going with burgers.
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: waks on July 22, 2014, 02:30:15 PM
It's obviously brats. It's the only one of the three that requires no additional condiments. You don't even need a bun.

Cheese brats can gtfo btw.
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Brock Landers on July 22, 2014, 02:37:10 PM
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Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: meow meow on July 22, 2014, 02:54:09 PM
It's obviously brats. It's the only one of the three that requires no additional condiments. You don't even need a bun.

Cheese brats can gtfo btw.

nailed it
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 22, 2014, 02:55:20 PM
I just had two brats over lunch.  :surprised:
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: pissclams on July 22, 2014, 02:57:02 PM
what are your favorite brats?

beer?  spicy?  jalapeno cheddar?  regular? pineapple?  johnsonville?  scimecas?

does anyone boil their brat prior to grilling?  kind of cheating imo.
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 22, 2014, 02:58:29 PM
Spicy for sure!
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: joda on July 22, 2014, 03:07:31 PM
I agree that burgers have the highest grilling ceiling, but if you are grilling, you must have brats. You can cook yourself a good hamburger anywhere, but a brat needs a grill (and yes I've had the German style fried brat, just doesn't do it).

For the record, beer brats are my favorite, with spicy a close second
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 22, 2014, 03:08:17 PM
i boil for like 3 or 4 minutes in beer then grill. boiling ensures they are cooked all the way through, i dont consider it to be cheating.
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: meow meow on July 22, 2014, 03:16:35 PM
straight to the grill for ole meow meow, and usually beer brats (i add a little cayenne to them for a kick).  any brats with cheese in them can gtfo. 
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: pissclams on July 22, 2014, 03:19:17 PM
i boil for like 3 or 4 minutes in beer then grill. boiling ensures they are cooked all the way through, i dont consider it to be cheating.

you see, i think the number one mistake most people make when grilling a brat is that their temp is too high on the grill.  slow and easy wins the brat race son. u digg   :cool:
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: meow meow on July 22, 2014, 03:22:46 PM
seriously who voted for the hot dog?
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: XocolateThundarr on July 22, 2014, 03:25:38 PM
I grill them slow and low first and then finish them in the beer boil. 
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: puniraptor on July 22, 2014, 03:25:48 PM
have you ever had a brat burger? I have and while you think it would be the best of both worlds, it just isnt. to me the most satisfying thing about a brat is when your teeth snaps through the casing and the juice squirts into your mouth
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Spracne on July 22, 2014, 03:29:14 PM
seriously who voted for the hot dog?

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Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 22, 2014, 03:30:32 PM
Guess what I put on my brats at lunch? Shredded chz, mustard, and ketchup. :lick: I had sweet potatoe chips on the side.  :love:
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 22, 2014, 03:31:43 PM
It's obviously brats. It's the only one of the three that requires no additional condiments. You don't even need a bun.

Cheese brats can gtfo btw.

He said that all condiments are available so this is not a valid argument here. If he had said "Which meat do you prefer when you have no condiments to go with it?" then some people may have changed their answers.
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: waks on July 22, 2014, 03:36:41 PM
It's obviously brats. It's the only one of the three that requires no additional condiments. You don't even need a bun.

Cheese brats can gtfo btw.

He said that all condiments are available so this is not a valid argument here. If he had said "Which meat do you prefer when you have no condiments to go with it?" then some people may have changed their answers.
It means that brats are the best because people don't have to make them taste like something else to enjoy them. I do like condiments on other things though.

Chili-cheese dog? You bet. Chicago dog? Yep. Mushroom swiss burger? Right on. Cheese on a brat? GTFO
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: meow meow on July 22, 2014, 03:40:50 PM
have you ever had a brat burger? I have and while you think it would be the best of both worlds, it just isnt. to me the most satisfying thing about a brat is when your teeth snaps through the casing and the juice squirts into your mouth

KATDADDY'S MENTEES NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: star seed 7 on July 22, 2014, 04:35:46 PM
i'm guessing seven voted for hot dog

hot dogs are disgusting, but less disgusting than brats.

straight hamburger on this challenge.
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: puniraptor on July 22, 2014, 04:49:27 PM
i have some of the boully pale ale brats in my fridge. if i find some kraut, ill grill them tonight.

i have heard they do not taste like pale ale in any way
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 22, 2014, 04:51:23 PM
i have some of the boully pale ale brats in my fridge. if i find some kraut, ill grill them tonight.

i have heard they do not taste like pale ale in any way
They don't.  :frown: Neither does the wheat.  :frown:
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 23, 2014, 09:31:07 AM
I like pineapple brats.  No boil, just grill. 
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: wELLsculptedbrows on July 23, 2014, 10:17:02 AM
Not sure if OG, but OMG.

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Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Gooch on July 23, 2014, 03:23:36 PM
I grill them slow and low first and then finish them in the beer boil. 
This is the correct method.
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: puniraptor on July 23, 2014, 03:25:16 PM
I grill them slow and low first and then finish them in the beer boil. 
This is the correct method.

i would beer simmer first and then sear on the grill to finish
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Tobias on July 23, 2014, 03:28:10 PM
eff cooking a brat
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Cire on July 23, 2014, 09:21:26 PM
Had ground sirloin burgers on the weber.  Medium rare, kaiser roll, garden tomatoes, grilled poblanos and vidalia onion. 

would never pick a brat over that.
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: The Big Train on July 23, 2014, 09:53:26 PM
what are your favorite brats?

beer?  spicy?  jalapeno cheddar  regular? pineapple?  johnsonville?  scimecas?

does anyone boil their brat prior to grilling?  kind of cheating imo.

these are the absolute best
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: nicname on July 24, 2014, 02:33:05 AM
I'm a huge hot dog guy, but went with the burger. Brats aren't as versatile as a good beef frank, but the Burger's juiciness combined with it's versatility puts it over the top. Plus, I like hot dogs just as well boiled or steamed.
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: puniraptor on July 24, 2014, 07:52:38 AM
versatility??? what can a hot dog do that a brat can't except be enjoyed by children with undeveloped palates?
Title: Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 24, 2014, 08:12:52 AM
versatility??? what can a hot dog do that a brat can't except be enjoyed by children with undeveloped palates?

Is there such a thing as a chili brat?