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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: because emaw on June 26, 2014, 01:07:46 PM
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Had to share this ...
Met an 80 year old man today, a retired pastor no less, who is donating his body to medicine upon his death.
The guy is all emaw, but he knows his body will be going to ku med.
So last New Year's Eve, he got a big Powercat tattoo on his ass that says "last laugh" as the caption.
True story
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if I was a mortician I would spray paint emaw over all jayhawk tattoos roadside billboard style
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weird
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One taco
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I have 64 tattooed on my left ass cheek and 0 tattooed on my right. Hopefully we don't embarrass them by even more than that before I die because I wouldn't want to confuse those KU doctors who harvest my glutes for science.
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What if he dies by getting his ass sheered off in a freak farm implement accident? Who gets the last laugh?
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What if he dies by getting his ass sheered off in a freak farm implement accident? Who gets the last laugh?
hopefully the emaw morticion with the can of purple krylon is on duty
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Great thread, thanks for posting. Can't wait to tell that at the next nut fry bonfire.
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What if he dies by getting his ass sheered off in a freak farm implement accident? Who gets the last laugh?
Getting ones ass sheered off rarely results in death.It just hurts to take a crap for a few weeks.
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Guys I heard that a lot of people poop their pants after they die. Talk about the last laugh! Take that squawks!
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Guys while I was running the grain cart I told this story over the ole radio. Got two hell ya's and a git r done. :thumbs:
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kansasstate.scout.com is that waaaay---->
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Because EMAW
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hey guys what kind of tattoo should I get, or should I say which additional tattoo should I get (those of you who know me know what I'm talking about lol!)?
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Because EMAW
Exactly. And this guy will be EMAWrtalized.
Great way to go out.
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Let me get this straight, you met an elderly person today, he tells you about his ass tats, you think this is awesome? Does that about sum up your story?
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KU has a medical school and emaw doesn't. Who's laughing now, Pastor Disaster? :lol:
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once again meow meow nails it
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What kind of pastor would rather get chopped up than wait to rise from the grave when Jesus returns?
Tattoo on his ass...have you ever seen a cadaver that was not lying on its back? Would liver mortis make the tattoo difficult to see and/or recognize?
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Tattoo on his ass...have you ever seen a cadaver that was not lying on its back?
Most people have never been to an autopsy, so don't hold it against you for not knowing that's a TV cliche. For anatomical instruction, it's as likely to be face down as face up. I'd like to have my Powercat with some type of wink.
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Tattoo on his ass...have you ever seen a cadaver that was not lying on its back?
Most people have never been to an autopsy, so don't hold it against you for not knowing that's a TV cliche. For anatomical instruction, it's as likely to be face down as face up. I'd like to have my Powercat with some type of wink.
How could you tell that the powercat was winking?
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hey guys what kind of tattoo should I get, or should I say which additional tattoo should I get (those of you who know me know what I'm talking about lol!)?
A powercat pac-man chasing ghost squawks around a pac-man board. The board would spell "Who's lauging now, squawk?" This is probably going to have to cover your entire upper body for the board to be legible.
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What if he died of Hepatitis C as a result of unsanitary tattooin' equipment and they didn't want his hep-rattled tissue so they rejected the donation? Who would get the last laugh in this scenario?
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What if he died of Hepatitis C as a result of unsanitary tattooin' equipment and they didn't want his hep-rattled tissue so they rejected the donation? Who would get the last laugh in this scenario?
Hepatitis C obviously...
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Let me get this straight, you met an elderly person today, he tells you about his ass tats, you think this is awesome? Does that about sum up your story?
No
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KU has a medical school and emaw doesn't. Who's laughing now, Pastor Disaster? :lol:
And don't more KSU grads go to KU Med than KU students or something?
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because emaw I think its a cute little story, I liked it and thanks for blogging about it
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KU has a medical school and emaw doesn't. Who's laughing now, Pastor Disaster? :lol:
And don't more KSU grads go to KU Med than KU students or something?
I don't know, do they? :dunno:
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pro tip: He would really have gotten the last laugh if he made the KU Med Willed Body Program work harder to fill their cadaver quota and donated his body to the KCUMB program.
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I'd rather get something like this on my butt:
Bucket list:
1. Sit on a glacier
2. Get squeezed by someone famous
3. Make a great fart quiet
4. Make a small fart shake the room
5. Made to clap
6. Get revenge on the tailbone
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Is there anything that you could drink to turn your insides purple? Maybe he should keep some of that on hand, and then just down a whole bunch of it on his death bed. That would show those squawks.
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Is there anything that you could drink to turn your insides purple? Maybe he should keep some of that on hand, and then just down a whole bunch of it on his death bed. That would show those squawks.
Grape soda makes your poop green so maybe something green? :dunno:
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"liver mortis"
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I'm going to swallow a bunch of stink bombs right before I die and donate my body to KU med.
Boom.
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hopefully all my organs will be harvested and donated and nothing will be left for squawk med, but if they want my hot bod - the (internal, lol) organs, they can have it.
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hopefully all my organs will be harvested and donated and nothing will be left for squawk med, but if they want my hot bod - the (internal, lol) organs, they can have it.
How awesome would it be to get an ass skin transplant and it already had a power at tattoo on it.
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Like none of the students at ku med went to ku so no one is really getting a last laugh
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This preacher man sounds totally misguided
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kc is 100% right, as much as it pains me to agree with him
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Is there anything that you could drink to turn your insides purple? Maybe he should keep some of that on hand, and then just down a whole bunch of it on his death bed. That would show those squawks.
Purple skin would hide the tat's. It would be better to have an retro "Willie the WildCat" tat on the head of his pecker and the words "turn over" on his shaft. On his ass he should have "KISS THIS SQUAWKS". Then when the time comes he just needs to OD on Cialis.
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pro tip: He would really have gotten the last laugh if he made the KU Med Willed Body Program work harder to fill their cadaver quota and donated his body to the KCUMB program.
Most people won't get this, but this post is brilliant.
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pro tip: He would really have gotten the last laugh if he made the KU Med Willed Body Program work harder to fill their cadaver quota and donated his body to the KCUMB program.
Most people won't get this, but this post is brilliant.
Let me guess, does it have anything to do with an eternal opponent across the border?
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Should've got the Powercat tattooed on his balls instead. That would have shown them!