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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: lopakman on June 10, 2014, 03:48:41 PM
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Guys, I know a lot of you are married, and combined we've probably had like a thousand anniversaries. So when I realized that today is my ninth wedding anniversary, I immediately came here. How do you say "Yes, I may have forgotten our anniversary this year, but it's cool because you forgot it last year?"
The traditional anniversary gift for nine years is leather. I'm not buying her another Coach purse. But hey, I'm open to any other suggestions. Time is of the essence.
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lexus
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Actually the modern anniversary gift is leather, the traditional anniversary gift is Willow and Pottery.
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lexus
We already have one. :gocho:
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amazon.com bro
lots of crap chicks love on amazon, but if that fails you take her to the dinner place of her choice and go ride go carts after
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Something you can do together.
Get on stubhub and grab some concert tix or something.
If you are used to dropping Coach purse cash, get on Orbitz or something and book a weekend somewhere other than where you are.
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The tickets/travel idea is something printable to have in hand for tonight, btw.
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Something she wants but does not yet have. Screw "9th is Leather" rules. Does she want a new hat, but not have a new hat? Then new hat. Does she want a new dining room table, but not have a dining room table? Then dining room table. Etc.
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go traditional and get her this ceramic watch
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I can't do Amazon, the gift wouldn't get here for like a week.
Trying to find a sitter so I can take her out to dinner tonight. Someone page 'clams stat.
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I just have this feeling that CF3 is like the #1 relationship gift giver on this blogsite.
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Steve Dave is probably excellent as well.
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Something she wants but does not yet have. Screw "9th is Leather" rules. Does she want a new hat, but not have a new hat? Then new hat. Does she want a new dining room table, but not have a dining room table? Then dining room table. Etc.
She wants an Iphone 5s I could leave now and go get her one.
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You should have been paying attention for the last month to subtle clues she was leaving as to what she wanted. It may be too late now.
Wicker: Picnic basket filled with a romantic dinner for the two of you at a nearby park.
Pottery: Go to a do-it-yourself pottery making place and have the Ghost experience.
Leather: Has she read Fifty Shades of Grey? Get her a leather riding crop.
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Something she wants but does not yet have. Screw "9th is Leather" rules. Does she want a new hat, but not have a new hat? Then new hat. Does she want a new dining room table, but not have a dining room table? Then dining room table. Etc.
She wants an Iphone 5s I could leave now and go get her one.
can you sneak home and take a picture of your backsplash and set that as the wallpaper?
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Something you can do together.
Get on stubhub and grab some concert tix or something.
If you are used to dropping Coach purse cash, get on Orbitz or something and book a weekend somewhere other than where you are.
I like this but we already have a weekend trip planned in August, and it's hard to find someone to watch the kids since we don't have family in town.
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too late for a handgun (nanny state waiting period), but i think you can get her a shotgun or rifle off the shelf
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I can't do Amazon, the gift wouldn't get here for like a week.
Trying to find a sitter so I can take her out to dinner tonight. Someone page 'clams stat.
pretty sure you can find that ceramic watch in town. but you have multiple good ideas itt
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You should have been paying attention for the last month to subtle clues she was leaving as to what she wanted. It may be too late now.
Wicker: Picnic basket filled with a romantic dinner for the two of you at a nearby park.
Pottery: Go to a do-it-yourself pottery making place and have the Ghost experience.
Leather: Has she read Fifty Shades of Grey? Get her a leather riding crop.
:runaway:
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You should have been paying attention for the last month to subtle clues she was leaving as to what she wanted. It may be too late now.
Wicker: Picnic basket filled with a romantic dinner for the two of you at a nearby park.
Pottery: Go to a do-it-yourself pottery making place and have the Ghost experience.
Leather: Has she read Fifty Shades of Grey? Get her a leather riding crop.
Oh man, do you think she was dropping hints? I'm trying to think back.
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Something she wants but does not yet have. Screw "9th is Leather" rules. Does she want a new hat, but not have a new hat? Then new hat. Does she want a new dining room table, but not have a dining room table? Then dining room table. Etc.
She wants an Iphone 5s I could leave now and go get her one.
can you sneak home and take a picture of your backsplash and set that as the wallpaper?
No, she's already at home.
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Oh man, do you think she was dropping hints? I'm trying to think back.
she was
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Something you can do together.
Get on stubhub and grab some concert tix or something.
If you are used to dropping Coach purse cash, get on Orbitz or something and book a weekend somewhere other than where you are.
I like this but we already have a weekend trip planned in August, and it's hard to find someone to watch the kids since we don't have family in town.
Stubhub, then. Music, comedian, Cirque, etc. What entertains her that you can do together?
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Guys, I've only got an hour. We have to make a decision. :runaway:
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Something she wants but does not yet have. Screw "9th is Leather" rules. Does she want a new hat, but not have a new hat? Then new hat. Does she want a new dining room table, but not have a dining room table? Then dining room table. Etc.
She wants an Iphone 5s I could leave now and go get her one.
Coach leather case for new Iphone
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Guys, I've only got an hour. We have to make a decision. :runaway:
well if you are getting an i5 you should have left ten minutes ago depending on your provider
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a puppy!!!!!
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fattyfest ticket :thumbs:
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Okay, I'm thinking spa treatment/pedicure gift card. She likes that stuff and I can swing by day spa place she likes in Leawood. Still be home by 5:30. What's an appropriate amount to spend on nine years? Man I hope CF3 is still on. He knows all about this stuff.
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fattyfest ticket :thumbs:
:D
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Okay, I'm thinking spa treatment/pedicure gift card. She likes that stuff and I can swing by day spa place she likes in Leawood. Still be home by 5:30. What's an appropriate amount to spend on nine years? Man I hope CF3 is still on. He knows all about this stuff.
That's a very safe, generic gift - which is fine if you are into that kind of thing.
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Okay, I'm thinking spa treatment/pedicure gift card. She likes that stuff and I can swing by day spa place she likes in Leawood. Still be home by 5:30. What's an appropriate amount to spend on nine years? Man I hope CF3 is still on. He knows all about this stuff.
That's a very safe, generic gift - which is fine if you are into that kind of thing.
AND FLOWERS!!!!!!
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Okay, I'm thinking spa treatment/pedicure gift card. She likes that stuff and I can swing by day spa place she likes in Leawood. Still be home by 5:30. What's an appropriate amount to spend on nine years? Man I hope CF3 is still on. He knows all about this stuff.
That's a very safe, generic gift - which is fine if you are into that kind of thing.
:curse: Okay, leaving to get Iphone.
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damn, lady gooch with the mush
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Okay, I'm thinking spa treatment/pedicure gift card. She likes that stuff and I can swing by day spa place she likes in Leawood. Still be home by 5:30. What's an appropriate amount to spend on nine years? Man I hope CF3 is still on. He knows all about this stuff.
That's a very safe, generic gift - which is fine if you are into that kind of thing.
:curse: Okay, leaving to get Iphone.
You're not very good a reading signals.
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I said it was fine.
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I said it was fine meant get the riding crop.
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Okay, I'm thinking spa treatment/pedicure gift card. She likes that stuff and I can swing by day spa place she likes in Leawood. Still be home by 5:30. What's an appropriate amount to spend on nine years? Man I hope CF3 is still on. He knows all about this stuff.
That's not bad. 9 years, probably like $200.
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$250 spa gift card. $200 for the 9 years, extra $50 for guaranteed anniversary action. Having a wife is God's way of sanctifying prostitution.
Thus spoketh ZaraBlumpStra.
Link to name joke reference :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thus_Spoke_Zarathustra
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I said it was fine meant get the riding crop.
and a ball gag. It's her fantasy lopak, make it happen!
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Well, now I think we crossed the line from weirdly funny to creepily inappropriate.
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Well, now I think we crossed the line from weirdly funny to creepily inappropriate.
No way. I had to have been the first person in gE history to make a fornication joke (minimum of 1 tacos) using a Nietzsche reference. That fail has to count for something.
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oh! also hurry and print out the picture of you and your kid and your tank at the zoo and put it in a cute frame!
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ill babysit. is there a background check or nah?
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Obviously, I'm a little late to help. Really disappointed that I wasn't mentioned as a probable great gift giver.
Gonna win 'em all!
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MysBox.
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So what happened? Did you get her the riding crop?