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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: NDSU Lollypopkid on May 01, 2014, 05:45:25 PM
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http://www.stationcaster.com/player_skinned.php?s=26&c=373&f=2748523
(fast forward to 17:50 please)
KState wins by 3-4 touchdowns by week 10? I thought when I looked, ND State would be favorites in that game according to sagarins predictor around that time.
Is he delusional? Does this site like him or does he suck?
also, how does you handle Iowa St fans? They're coming with smack about NDSU as you ladies did last year over on Cyclone Fanatic. Historically they're one of the worst football programs ever. NDSU & KState will beat these guys by a combined 55 points.
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We don't care anymore, dude.
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Stanbot is gonna Stanbot
Also, we beat you by 3-4 touchdowns in week 1 if Sams plays more than 2 snaps
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Stanbot is gonna Stanbot
Also, we beat you by 3-4 touchdowns in week 1 if Sams plays more than 2 snaps
Sams is the guy who can't pass right?
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it will be extremely rough ridin' embarrassing if they beat you.
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Do any of you like Stan Webber?
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Stanbot is gonna Stanbot
Also, we beat you by 3-4 touchdowns in week 1 if Sams plays more than 2 snaps
Sams is the guy who can't pass right?
Still better than your starter.
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I like Stan weber
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we call him stanbot because he's a robot designed to be an enormous stud 24/7. so yeah, we like him.
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we call him stanbot because he's a robot designed to be an enormous stud 24/7. so yeah, we like him.
:lol: yep
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stan bleeds purple oil
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we call him stanbot because he's a robot designed to be an enormous stud 24/7. so yeah, we like him.
:D
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http://www.stationcaster.com/player_skinned.php?s=26&c=373&f=2748523
(fast forward to 17:50 please)
KState wins by 3-4 touchdowns by week 10? I thought when I looked, ND State would be favorites in that game according to sagarins predictor around that time.
Is he delusional? Does this site like him or does he suck?
also, how does you handle Iowa St fans? They're coming with smack about NDSU as you ladies did last year over on Cyclone Fanatic. Historically they're one of the worst football programs ever. NDSU & KState will beat these guys by a combined 55 points.
If we only beat them by a combined 55, its because you guys either lost or squeaked one out.
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I'll fight anyone who doesn't love Stanbot
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Yeah, he's great. Last night he was just relaxin' by the bar at the catbackers' event. Always grinning a little bit (robot), sort of paying attention, and sort of playing on his phone/breaking necks and cashing checks. Such a stud.
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stan bleeds purple oil
Lol
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Anyone who thinks ndsu winning in Manhattan last year was anything other than a one off miracle akin to a biblical flood is one butt hurt dude.
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Stan Weber would be the worlds greatest neighbor.
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trim, thoughts?
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Stan Weber would be the worlds greatest neighbor.
Without a doubt. :billdance:
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Rex hud, tho
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Rex hud, tho
How about Hud as a neighbor on one side, and Stan as a neighbor on the other? :love:
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I feel like standroid would judge the crap out of me while smiling robotically to my face.
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Hud is just an amazing person who is fantastic in every way.
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In 2 milliseconds AutomStanTron would index at least 6 million ways to kill me before issuing a simple greeting.
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stan bleeds purple oil
love him, use his blood in my ride.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.cdn.ispot.tv%2Fad%2F7IzC%2Froyal-purple-the-ultimate-oil-change-large-8.jpg&hash=1e22a56d04edd39e06383f155732195bcd0e52da)
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Rex hud, tho
Gtfooh
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So the vibe I'm catching is that he's a clueless asshat?
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So the vibe I'm catching is that he's a clueless asshat?
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replace asshat with stud and clueless with rough ridin'
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So the vibe I'm catching is that he's a clueless asshat?
You, sir, can say lots of bad things about K-State athletics that will just be no skin off my back. But to disparage our fine analyst Stan Weber is a bit too much for me. I'd advise you to tread lightly from here on out. That is all.
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Standroid gave my buddy at the HI in Manhattan the "don't you know who I am?" treatment one time, tho :frown:
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Standroid gave my buddy at the HI in Manhattan the "don't you know who I am?" treatment one time, tho :frown:
Where is the problem here?
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I was told my hair is reaching Stan Weber level. I was pretty :excited: about that.
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I was told my hair is reaching Stan Weber level. I was pretty :excited: about that.
Someone told me that I remind them of a younger stanbot the other day and I was thrilled. I mena, I wasn't anything close to a D1 QB and he's just an overall stud boss (as previously discussed and acknolwedged). Also, the hair thing is definitely a sign of exiting college DGAF mode and entering the, "time to at least look like I've grown up" phase.
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Stan nailed it with his analysis IYAM... it took the "perfect storm" for the bizon to squeak out a win vs our wild, wild cats last fall. And, yes, had that game been played midway through the season or later, K-State wins by 2 TDs or more.
Iowa State will pound their crap in to open the season this year now that the entire team has graduated/expired their eligibility and the coaching staff moved on to a better program at Wyoming.
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Standroid gave my buddy at the HI in Manhattan the "don't you know who I am?" treatment one time, tho :frown:
Where is the problem here?
i think the frown must be meant for his buddy who was out of line
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He named his son "Stanton"
the eff you going to do about that?
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Stan nailed it with his analysis IYAM... it took the "perfect storm" for the bizon to squeak out a win vs our wild, wild cats last fall. And, yes, had that game been played midway through the season or later, K-State wins by 2 TDs or more.
Iowa State will pound their crap in to open the season this year now that the entire team has graduated/expired their eligibility and the coaching staff moved on to a better program at Wyoming.
Disagreed. Stan fails to realize ndsu was blowing out teams by 5 touchdowns as well by week 10. Same margin that kstate would win by. 3 or 4 td bet is easier money than the week 1 spread of kstate -17
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The mech-stan-ical marvel calls 'em like he sees 'em. Whale biologist
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Stan nailed it with his analysis IYAM... it took the "perfect storm" for the bizon to squeak out a win vs our wild, wild cats last fall. And, yes, had that game been played midway through the season or later, K-State wins by 2 TDs or more.
Iowa State will pound their crap in to open the season this year now that the entire team has graduated/expired their eligibility and the coaching staff moved on to a better program at Wyoming.
Disagreed. Stan fails to realize ndsu was blowing out teams by 5 touchdowns as well by week 10. Same margin that kstate would win by. 3 or 4 td bet is easier money than the week 1 spread of kstate -17
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d2 teams :lol:
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Stan nailed it with his analysis IYAM... it took the "perfect storm" for the bizon to squeak out a win vs our wild, wild cats last fall. And, yes, had that game been played midway through the season or later, K-State wins by 2 TDs or more.
Iowa State will pound their crap in to open the season this year now that the entire team has graduated/expired their eligibility and the coaching staff moved on to a better program at Wyoming.
Disagreed. Stan fails to realize ndsu was blowing out teams by 5 touchdowns as well by week 10. Same margin that kstate would win by. 3 or 4 td bet is easier money than the week 1 spread of kstate -17
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You realize that until your team is D1 and in a real conference, no one is ever going to give you any credit?
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Stan nailed it with his analysis IYAM... it took the "perfect storm" for the bizon to squeak out a win vs our wild, wild cats last fall. And, yes, had that game been played midway through the season or later, K-State wins by 2 TDs or more.
Iowa State will pound their crap in to open the season this year now that the entire team has graduated/expired their eligibility and the coaching staff moved on to a better program at Wyoming.
Disagreed. Stan fails to realize ndsu was blowing out teams by 5 touchdowns as well by week 10. Same margin that kstate would win by. 3 or 4 td bet is easier money than the week 1 spread of kstate -17
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You realize that until your team is D1 and in a real conference, no one is ever going to give you any credit?
Well when Stan Weber gives you credit, I guess you know you've made it
Lol
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Stan nailed it with his analysis IYAM... it took the "perfect storm" for the bizon to squeak out a win vs our wild, wild cats last fall. And, yes, had that game been played midway through the season or later, K-State wins by 2 TDs or more.
Iowa State will pound their crap in to open the season this year now that the entire team has graduated/expired their eligibility and the coaching staff moved on to a better program at Wyoming.
Disagreed. Stan fails to realize ndsu was blowing out teams by 5 touchdowns as well by week 10. Same margin that kstate would win by. 3 or 4 td bet is easier money than the week 1 spread of kstate -17
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You realize that until your team is D1 and in a real conference, no one is ever going to give you any credit?
Well when Stan Weber gives you credit, I guess you know you've made it
Lol
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luke's comment doesn't have to be taken as a shot at NDSU
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Stan nailed it with his analysis IYAM... it took the "perfect storm" for the bizon to squeak out a win vs our wild, wild cats last fall. And, yes, had that game been played midway through the season or later, K-State wins by 2 TDs or more.
Iowa State will pound their crap in to open the season this year now that the entire team has graduated/expired their eligibility and the coaching staff moved on to a better program at Wyoming.
Disagreed. Stan fails to realize ndsu was blowing out teams by 5 touchdowns as well by week 10. Same margin that kstate would win by. 3 or 4 td bet is easier money than the week 1 spread of kstate -17
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Here's the thing... You had virtually the entire (senior laden) team returning from back-to-back d-2 championships while we were trying to replace the Heisman runner up on offense and 9 of 11 starters on defense. With a few weeks experience, our defense held Baylor to their lowest output all season. They simply weren't ready to face a quality, veteran team, to open the season. Like I said earlier, it took the "perfect storm" for buffalo aggy to escape with a win.
Congrats, though. It was a good win and your kids earned it.
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Stan the Stud Story:
I see Stan walking down the aisle at the Fiesta Bowl pep rally and say "Hey Stan, how about a picture!" So Stan being the stud he is comes and lets Mrs CF3 take our pic. Then he looks at Mrs CF3 and goes "Hey, I want you to take MY picture with HER!" So I did. Mrs CF3 felt so cool because basically an EMAW celeb said she looks good.
What an absolute boss.
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Let me tell ya, that smile is worth a million bucks on our guy Stan.
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Stan Stud Story:
I had the chance to meet Stan at a birthday party a couple years back and started talking to him about kstate. And by talking to him about Kstate I mean all I did was ask him questions and he literally told me Kstate stories for like 2 hours. At the end of it he asked if I had a job (I did not..) and then got me a meeting with one of his friends who is the President of a company. Long story short, Stan got me a job while answering every question I had about our football team. Stud...
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Stan Stud Story:
I had the chance to meet Stan at a birthday party a couple years back and started talking to him about kstate. And by talking to him about Kstate I mean all I did was ask him questions and he literally told me Kstate stories for like 2 hours. At the end of it he asked if I had a job (I did not..) and then got me a meeting with one of his friends who is the President of a company. Long story short, Stan got me a job while answering every question I had about our football team. Stud...
:surprised:
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Stan Stud Story:
I had the chance to meet Stan at a birthday party a couple years back and started talking to him about kstate. And by talking to him about Kstate I mean all I did was ask him questions and he literally told me Kstate stories for like 2 hours. At the end of it he asked if I had a job (I did not..) and then got me a meeting with one of his friends who is the President of a company. Long story short, Stan got me a job while answering every question I had about our football team. Stud...
rough ridin' stud
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Tuck Dynasty blasting HR's out of the gate.
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hear that crap, yard dog?
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Also, my stan story starts w/ 610. His son (at the time) went to school where I was covering a game for the "high school game of the week". It was a bball game and it was the night before a big matchup (2010?) vs. ku on a Saturday. I was doing sideline reporting for the game and he came over to me and started talking w/ me. We talked K-State. I asked him why he hadn't left yet for the game and he said he had some big deal ceo/president stuff to do later that night at this house. Dude does it all. He whispered to me "I bet you wish you weren't wearing that silly little 610 polo" and I ;) right back at him. He knew and I knew, 810 was where it was at. Great moment.
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Stan Stud Story:
I had the chance to meet Stan at a birthday party a couple years back and started talking to him about kstate. And by talking to him about Kstate I mean all I did was ask him questions and he literally told me Kstate stories for like 2 hours. At the end of it he asked if I had a job (I did not..) and then got me a meeting with one of his friends who is the President of a company. Long story short, Stan got me a job while answering every question I had about our football team. Stud...
2 birds; 1 Stanbot
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hear that crap, yard dog?
:lol:
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Sorry to break it to ya, NDSU, but Stan wasn't even thinking about you guys while he was calling your game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5FfQmKPi9M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5FfQmKPi9M)
StanBot, commentatroid stud, doesn't even have to think about games as he calls them.
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Stanbot took a picture with me at the Cotton Bowl inside the stadium and chatted with me for a bit. Good smelling stud.
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Stanbot took a picture with me at the Cotton Bowl inside the stadium and chatted with me for a bit. Good smelling stud.
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Can I one up ya (Of course fanning, you always do you rough ridin' tool, go on w/ the #fanningbrag already)? I played catch w/ him at the Texas Bowl on the field before the game. :love: #tightspirals
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The following are KSU first game of the season scores against non-IA opponents:
North Dakota State (non-IA) L 21 24
Eastern Kentucky (non-IA) W 10 7
Massachusetts (non-IA) W 21 17
Illinois State (non-IA) W 24 23
Western Kentucky (non-IA) W 27 13
Montana (non-IA) W 27 12
Indiana State (non-IA) W 26 25
Western Illinois (non-IA) W 27 6
why don't we ever pound ppl's D's in the D?
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The following are KSU first game of the season scores against non-IA opponents:
North Dakota State (non-IA) L 21 24
Eastern Kentucky (non-IA) W 10 7
Massachusetts (non-IA) W 21 17
Illinois State (non-IA) W 24 23
Western Kentucky (non-IA) W 27 13
Montana (non-IA) W 27 12
Indiana State (non-IA) W 26 25
Western Illinois (non-IA) W 27 6
why don't we ever pound ppl's D's in the D?
Saving our D for the likes of "tha U."
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The following are some 1st game of the season scores by K-State against non-division I schools:
North Dakota State (non-IA) L 21 24
Eastern Kentucky (non-IA) W 10 7
Massachusetts (non-IA) W 21 17
Illinois State (non-IA) W 24 23
Western Kentucky (non-IA) W 27 13
Montana (non-IA) W 27 12
Indiana State (non-IA) W 26 25
Western Illinois (non-IA) W 27 6
I remember Stan talking about ND State before the first game and he expected a 3 to 4 point game.
The surprise isn’t that NDState beat KSU, but that it hadn’t lost an opening game to a non-IA team under Snyder previously.
The Stan-bot was not butt-hurt about your bison, he was giving an informed opinion based upon more than 30 years of analyzing K-State football and more than 20 years of data on how Snyder builds a team up throughout the year. The Stan-bot has deleted more information about football than you will ever know about football. The Stan-bot is not programmed to process or output butt-hurt.
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Sorry to break it to ya, NDSU, but Stan wasn't even thinking about you guys while he was calling your game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5FfQmKPi9M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5FfQmKPi9M)
StanBot, commentatroid stud, doesn't even have to think about games as he calls them.
Life. Transformed.
I shop at Varneys as well
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Stanbot took a picture with me at the Cotton Bowl inside the stadium and chatted with me for a bit. Good smelling stud.
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Can I one up ya (Of course fanning, you always do you rough ridin' tool, go on w/ the #fanningbrag already)? I played catch w/ him at the Texas Bowl on the field before the game. :love: #tightspirals
:love:
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BLEEP BLOOP I AM A ROBOT. I AM PROGRAMMED TO BE A COMPLETE STUD 24/7. LOOK HOW MUCH ASS I KICK AND HOW I PRETTY MUCH STUD OUT CONSTANTLY. BLEEP BLOOP.
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:lol:
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Sorry to break it to ya, NDSU, but Stan wasn't even thinking about you guys while he was calling your game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5FfQmKPi9M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5FfQmKPi9M)
StanBot, commentatroid stud, doesn't even have to think about games as he calls them.
no he "does" games
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Stan Stud Story:
one time i was at oklahoma joes on 47th/mission road and saw stan there. i wonder what he got?
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Stan Stud Story:
one time i was at oklahoma joes on 47th/mission road and saw stan there. i wonder what he got?
He's definitely a z-man kind of guy.
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Stan Stud Story:
one time i was at oklahoma joes on 47th/mission road and saw stan there. i wonder what he got?
He's definitely a z-man kind of guy.
An off the menu kinda z-man though, where the guy placing the order has to think about it and then he yells "bun down, two single rings!" Then they wink at each other.
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The following are KSU first game of the season scores against non-IA opponents:
North Dakota State (non-IA) L 21 24
Eastern Kentucky (non-IA) W 10 7
Massachusetts (non-IA) W 21 17
Illinois State (non-IA) W 24 23
Western Kentucky (non-IA) W 27 13
Montana (non-IA) W 27 12
Indiana State (non-IA) W 26 25
Western Illinois (non-IA) W 27 6
why don't we ever pound ppl's D's in the D?
For some reason, LHCBS decides that "taking the kids legs" in fall camp is a good idea with the thought that we should be able to beat 1-AA teams on dead legs. It finally caught up with us last fall.
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You guys know he watches more game film than some coaches?
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What is they auctioned off a round of golf with Stanbot, Danny, and BITB? Man. Start the bidding at priceless.
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Stan story:
SpudCat, ChodoCat, and I are getting off the plane at MCI after the '06 Vegas tournament. Stan walks up to SpudCat, says he likes his sweatshirt, straightens said sweatshirt, and zips it from half zipped to three quarter zipped.
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You can't spell zeal without Stan
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Stan story:
SpudCat, ChodoCat, and I are getting off the plane at MCI after the '06 Vegas tournament. Stan walks up to SpudCat, says he likes his sweatshirt, straightens said sweatshirt, and zips it from half zipped to three quarter zipped.
That is the most stud thing I have ever heard.
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Tuck Dynasty blasting HR's out of the gate.
Best first post ever?
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Tuck Dynasty blasting HR's out of the gate.
Best first post ever?
Gotta be close.
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Stan story:
SpudCat, ChodoCat, and I are getting off the plane at MCI after the '06 Vegas tournament. Stan walks up to SpudCat, says he likes his sweatshirt, straightens said sweatshirt, and zips it from half zipped to three quarter zipped.
That is the most stud thing I have ever heard.
My God, I would have melted.
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Also, my stan story starts w/ 610. His son (at the time) went to school where I was covering a game for the "high school game of the week". It was a bball game and it was the night before a big matchup (2010?) vs. ku on a Saturday. I was doing sideline reporting for the game and he came over to me and started talking w/ me. We talked K-State. I asked him why he hadn't left yet for the game and he said he had some big deal ceo/president stuff to do later that night at this house. Dude does it all. He whispered to me "I bet you weren't wearing that silly little 610 polo" and I ;) right back at him. He knew and I knew, 810 was where it was at. Great moment.
That's a great story. One thing, though...Stan is a CFO. :thumbsup:
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Also, my stan story starts w/ 610. His son (at the time) went to school where I was covering a game for the "high school game of the week". It was a bball game and it was the night before a big matchup (2010?) vs. ku on a Saturday. I was doing sideline reporting for the game and he came over to me and started talking w/ me. We talked K-State. I asked him why he hadn't left yet for the game and he said he had some big deal ceo/president stuff to do later that night at this house. Dude does it all. He whispered to me "I bet you weren't wearing that silly little 610 polo" and I ;) right back at him. He knew and I knew, 810 was where it was at. Great moment.
That's a great story. One thing, though...Stan is a CFO. :thumbsup:
Also he left out the word "wish" in Stan's whispered quote. But its Fanning so we don't bust balls
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;)
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Stan story:
SpudCat, ChodoCat, and I are getting off the plane at MCI after the '06 Vegas tournament. Stan walks up to SpudCat, says he likes his sweatshirt, straightens said sweatshirt, and zips it from half zipped to three quarter zipped.
That is the most stud thing I have ever heard.
My God, I would have melted.
Stud level: 11
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hear that crap, yard dog?
Yeah, I def need to set up a run in / long convo / job interview with Studly Stan
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we call him stanbot because he's a robot designed to be an enormous stud 24/7. so yeah, we like him.
God I love that.
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Stan story:
SpudCat, ChodoCat, and I are getting off the plane at MCI after the '06 Vegas tournament. Stan walks up to SpudCat, says he likes his sweatshirt, straightens said sweatshirt, and zips it from half zipped to three quarter zipped.
ZIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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Stan story:
SpudCat, ChodoCat, and I are getting off the plane at MCI after the '06 Vegas tournament. Stan walks up to SpudCat, says he likes his sweatshirt, straightens said sweatshirt, and zips it from half zipped to three quarter zipped.
Im not sold on this Stan guy quite yet.
Is he still wearing the sweatshirt, thats what I want to know.
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Goddamn I love Stanbot and his cold, robotic heart.
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BLEEP BLOOP I AM A ROBOT. I AM PROGRAMMED TO BE A COMPLETE STUD 24/7. LOOK HOW MUCH ASS I KICK AND HOW I PRETTY MUCH STUD OUT CONSTANTLY. BLEEP BLOOP.
:D
He's the best, you guys.
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#1 fact about Standroid that you didn't know but on second thought you probably actually did:
Stan graduated magna cum laude from KSU in accounting.
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#1 fact about Standroid that you didn't know but on second thought you probably actually did:
Stan graduated magna cum laude from KSU in accounting.
good for him imo.
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he's also a CFO.
stanbot is an efficiency machine. in that he's very efficient, and also a machine.
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Any of this answer your rough ridin' question, Lollypopkid?
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This one time Stan Webber took me out drinking. We hopped into his car and he drove us out to a vacant parking lot. Confused I turned to him and said "Stan, there's no bar here." to which he responded "Just be patient". Sure enough within a year they built a bar around us. So on opening day we walk in and Stan orders a round of shots. He takes his shot, guts it, then slams his glass on the floor and proceeds to burn the place to the ground. Over the roar of the flames I heard him shout "Always leave things the way you found 'em!"
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This thread keeps getting better and better. Thanks for starting it, LPK. :billdance:
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Any of this answer your rough ridin' question, Lollypopkid?
It doesn't.
Stan Weber sounds like a brave and decent man. But his(and this boards) excuses for losing & eventually winning later on the season really puts a mark on your legacies. Theyre terrible.
Im going to need more examples of why Stan Weber is a stud, and why i should begin to value his opinion(s).
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was on the Sporting Park tour with Stud Stan. Lady asked "who was that guy on the field, is that one of the players? Is he good?"
Stud Stan and I looked at each other and smiled at our common understanding, but my eyes told him "you take this one, Stud Stan" and he proceeded to inform her that yes, it was Matt Besler and he is very good.
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In his spare time, studbot created a board game in which he creates the Super Bowl teams and plays this game based on probabilities and other junk to try and predict how the Super Bowl will play out. He basically predicted that the Seahawks would stomp the Broncos, wasn't surprised a bit by it.
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A couple years ago, Stan and I went deer hunting. He shot this monster buck with a bow from about 300 yards. We proceeded to load the buck in the back of my truck (Stan doesn't own a truck, he's way to cool for that. Just borrows one when he needs one). We start driving home and the buck starts thrashing around in the back. Wasn't dead. Wasn't NEAR DEAD! Stan jumps out and proceeds to get this monster buck in a headlock. He yells at the buck "who's the greatest college football color man of all time!" Then he manipulates the deers lips into saying STAAAANNNNN WEBBBBBEEEER. Well, it didn't sound exactly like "Stan Weber" but it was pretty good for a deer.
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A couple years ago, Stan and I went deer hunting. He shot this monster buck with a bow from about 300 yards. We proceeded to load the buck in the back of my truck (Stan doesn't own a truck, he's way to cool for that. Just borrows one when he needs one). We start driving home and the buck starts thrashing around in the back. Wasn't dead. Wasn't NEAR DEAD! Stan jumps out and proceeds to get this monster buck in a headlock. He yells at the buck "who's the greatest college football color man of all time!" Then he manipulates the deers lips into saying STAAAANNNNN WEBBBBBEEEER. Well, it didn't sound exactly like "Stan Weber" but it was pretty good for a deer.
:lol:
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:lol:
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I hugged Stanbot after the batcats won the Big XII last year and after Rich Hills attacked metalhead verbally. Anyways...he smells fantastic. (Stanbot, not Rich Hills)
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A couple years ago, Stan and I went deer hunting. He shot this monster buck with a bow from about 300 yards. We proceeded to load the buck in the back of my truck (Stan doesn't own a truck, he's way to cool for that. Just borrows one when he needs one). We start driving home and the buck starts thrashing around in the back. Wasn't dead. Wasn't NEAR DEAD! Stan jumps out and proceeds to get this monster buck in a headlock. He yells at the buck "who's the greatest college football color man of all time!" Then he manipulates the deers lips into saying STAAAANNNNN WEBBBBBEEEER. Well, it didn't sound exactly like "Stan Weber" but it was pretty good for a deer.
:thumbs: :thumbs:
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I bet he smiles in his sleep
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I bet he smiles in his sleep
With his eyes open
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I bet he smiles in his sleep
Smirks
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In his spare time, studbot created a board game in which he creates the Super Bowl teams and plays this game based on probabilities and other junk to try and predict how the Super Bowl will play out. He basically predicted that the Seahawks would stomp the Broncos, wasn't surprised a bit by it.
Fun game, I used to play it at his house all the time
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I bet he smiles in his sleep
Smirks
He doesn't sleep, guys.
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He doesn't sleep, he charges.
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Stan is very good at what he does. I remember for the OU game in 2011, he walked past the student section 2 hours prior to kickoff and I yelled at him, "Hey Stan, have a great call today." And he said "Thank you. We are going to need you guys to be loud!" He said this while raising his arms to pump up the crowd.
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Pete and I rapped with him at Kelly's before the '03 dr. Pep. He said we had no chance.
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He doesn't sleep, he charges.
He charges in sleep mode. I can see how that would confuse people. Hell, my mom wouldn't understand any of this. The future is here, guys, and its name is Stan.
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in response to the OP, he is very butthurt
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in response to the OP, he is very butthurt
Why have you become worse and worse?
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Stan Stud Story:
I had the chance to meet Stan at a birthday party a couple years back and started talking to him about kstate. And by talking to him about Kstate I mean all I did was ask him questions and he literally told me Kstate stories for like 2 hours. At the end of it he asked if I had a job (I did not..) and then got me a meeting with one of his friends who is the President of a company. Long story short, Stan got me a job while answering every question I had about our football team. Stud...
i dont know who you are or where you came from but you are already a better poster than dlew12. congratulations.
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There was a heated internal debate at IBM about what to name their latest Supercomputer. The debate raged so hard that finally the CEO issued and edict that the choice between STAN or WATSON would be decided by a best of 3 coin toss. Even then staffers debated for days on the fairness of the final flip, and with several spending days working with WATSON to determine if the intitial hand positioning on the last flip influenced the outcome in any way.
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He doesn't sleep, he charges.
He charges in sleep mode. I can see how that would confuse people. Hell, my mom wouldn't understand any of this. The future is here, guys, and its name is Stan.
No, really...he doesn't sleep (or charge), guys. I think he's refined fusion technology to the point where he just keeps on going.
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He doesn't sleep, he charges.
He charges in sleep mode. I can see how that would confuse people. Hell, my mom wouldn't understand any of this. The future is here, guys, and its name is Stan.
No, really...he doesn't sleep (or charge), guys. I think he's refined fusion technology to the point where he just keeps on going.
I believe it was StudStan who suggested we build a hadron collider in the NEZ. The proposal was shot down due to budget constraints, but he was on the right track. If built he could have accelerated the atoms himself and converted them to pure reusable EMAWnergy!
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He doesn't sleep, he charges.
He charges in sleep mode. I can see how that would confuse people. Hell, my mom wouldn't understand any of this. The future is here, guys, and its name is Stan.
No, really...he doesn't sleep (or charge), guys. I think he's refined fusion technology to the point where he just keeps on going.
I believe it was StudStan who suggested we build a hadron collider in the NEZ. The proposal was shot down due to budget constraints, but he was on the right track. If built he could have accelerated the atoms himself and converted them to pure reusable EMAWnergy!
Stan would have plugged himself into that thing and started cranking out terminators. Only instead of killing us all, they would have played Cats football and we would have won every game 200-0 from now until the end of time.
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YOU'RE ONE BUTTHURT DUDE YOU PIECE OF TRASH!
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:nono: IT'S NOT NICE TO PISS OFF THE MC OF OUR BOARD. :nono: