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Title: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: star seed 7 on April 01, 2014, 03:26:13 PM
hey officer daris, this thread is just a hypothetical, no need to print this thread out for your database dossier.

i'm not talking about marijuana (just go into any restaurant kitchen and ask for some), i'm talking the hard stuff like heroin and maybe coke.

i think i'd be able to eventually "score", but it would probably take a week or so of go betweens.  that's a lot of work.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 01, 2014, 03:34:11 PM
I really wouldn't even know where to start.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on April 01, 2014, 03:37:02 PM
3 phone calls or less.

(not heroin though)
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 01, 2014, 03:37:22 PM
I would probably be raped/mugged/killed/OD'd within 5 minutes of trying.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: HerrSonntag on April 01, 2014, 03:37:54 PM
I feel like I think I could make some calls and get something worked out, but I feel like all the calls would actually be like "You're looking for what?  I've got 3 kids and work at a bank now, Sonntag"
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 01, 2014, 03:38:11 PM
 :nono:
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: 'taterblast on April 01, 2014, 03:38:18 PM
I would probably raped/mugged/killed'OD'd within 5 minutes of trying.

weirdest #fanningbrag ever
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: 'taterblast on April 01, 2014, 03:39:20 PM
i have plenty of people from high school on facebook that could probably get me the hookup
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: puniraptor on April 01, 2014, 03:39:46 PM
you monitor the local arrest reports to find out who gets arrested for selling drugs then contact them on facebook (http://www.jcpost.com/2014/04/01/geary-county-tuesday-booking-photos-79/)
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 01, 2014, 03:40:07 PM
I would probably raped/mugged/killed'OD'd within 5 minutes of trying.

weirdest #fanningbrag ever
I don't think I would do well around cons. :dunno:
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 01, 2014, 03:40:22 PM
I would probably raped/mugged/killed'OD'd within 5 minutes of trying.

weirdest #fanningbrag ever

Fanning has some really seedy friends. He's probably right.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Fldermaus on April 01, 2014, 03:42:33 PM
I know where, but have no idea how to broach the subject.  A major limitation is not knowing the units and price.  Seems like you should know how many grams or ounces or whatever in a standard score, and be able to use the the insider terms.  I also don't know anything about pricing, so wouldn't know how much to offer or if I was getting a good deal.
Title: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 01, 2014, 03:44:01 PM
Yeah Id feel like Michael Scott if I was trying to buy something


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Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Mr Bread on April 01, 2014, 03:44:37 PM
I would probably raped/mugged/killed'OD'd within 5 minutes of trying.

weirdest #fanningbrag ever
I don't think I would do well around cons. :dunno:

You'd be fine if you kept your mouth shut and focused on getting the drugs.  If you start bringing up all your typical crap then it would be mere moments before one of them beat the living piss straight out of you.  Just a busted human size piss bag on the side of the road.  And no drugs. 
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 01, 2014, 03:50:13 PM
I know where, but have no idea how to broach the subject.  A major limitation is not knowing the units and price.  Seems like you should know how many grams or ounces or whatever in a standard score, and be able to use the the insider terms.  I also don't know anything about pricing, so wouldn't know how much to offer or if I was getting a good deal.

I'm sure you could probably watch a few youtube "how to" videos and figure all of that out.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: star seed 7 on April 01, 2014, 03:52:02 PM
you monitor the local arrest reports to find out who gets arrested for selling drugs then contact them on facebook (http://www.jcpost.com/2014/04/01/geary-county-tuesday-booking-photos-79/)

hmm, i was looking though the registered offender thing for MHK and i saw my neighbor from earlier this year (was evicted) and she was on there for drug selling, but i heard from another neighbor that she was a pill head.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: mocat on April 01, 2014, 03:52:25 PM
PM Unruly, have him talk to his bro on facebook
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Mr Bread on April 01, 2014, 03:56:01 PM
PM Unruly, have him talk to his bro on facebook

Yeah, if you want a brown paper bag full of spray paint and some complimentary dick pics. 
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: AbeFroman on April 01, 2014, 03:58:09 PM
I have an addict cousin (not #fanningbrag). I don't talk to him anymore, but I guess if I hated myself enough I could call him.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: star seed 7 on April 01, 2014, 03:58:40 PM
PM Unruly, have him talk to his bro on facebook

Yeah, if you want a brown paper bag full of spray paint and some complimentary dick pics.

is this paper bag containing spray paint cans, or did someone spray out all the spray paint into the brown paper bag, so that it's a brown paper bag full of paint now (and dick pics)
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: bubbles4ksu on April 01, 2014, 04:07:34 PM
there isn't a more disgusting feeling than making small talk with your friend's greasy dealer.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Mr Bread on April 01, 2014, 04:08:51 PM
PM Unruly, have him talk to his bro on facebook

Yeah, if you want a brown paper bag full of spray paint and some complimentary dick pics.

is this paper bag containing spray paint cans, or did someone spray out all the spray paint into the brown paper bag, so that it's a brown paper bag full of paint now (and dick pics)

You spray some sprays of spray paint into the bag and hold closed and then huff at your leisure.  If you go too crazy you'll obviously destroy the bag.  Know your bag.  You are free to do as you like with the pics. 
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: FP TC etc. on April 01, 2014, 04:10:47 PM
A bartender I'm good friends with told me he could get me any type of drug with just a phone call.

I declined.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Mr Bread on April 01, 2014, 04:12:14 PM
Pic suggesto (with story):

Once I got a letter in the mail at my fraternity that had been dropped off by mistake and I opened it and it was full of polaroids of this busted nerdy chick posing seductively and also boning the guy taking the pics and blowing him.  They were all pov so you couldn't see his face. 

So I waited until a buddy of mine went to work that night and broke into his room and put the pics all over his room.  Like on the floor and on his dresser and bed and in some of his drawers and then waited.  He had a very serious girlfriend at the time, but he was also a big cheater with uggo skanks.  So he gets back and sees them and starts freaking out and is all why are these here and who is this girl etc.  And I am like omg bro is this some skank you cheated on your girl with and now she's trying to out you and he's like absolutely not and I'm showing him the crock pictures close up and being like man are you sure this isn't your crock and he's examining them really closely and denying it.  It was great.  I told him it was me eventually, but it took a really long time for him to believe me.  Tore the hell out of his room trying to make sure there weren't anymore there.  Very hilarious.  Then he left them on the mail table by the front door of the fraternity and I don't really know what became of them. 

2nd hilarious aspect is that the chick obviously mailed them to her bf and they never got there.  I bet she was sweating bullets.  Luckily for her they just ended up at a frat with me. 
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: star seed 7 on April 01, 2014, 04:12:56 PM
A bartender I'm good friends with told me he could get me any type of drug with just a phone call.

I declined.

a bartender i'm good friends with told me he barely knows where to find alcohol  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Mr Bread on April 01, 2014, 04:14:57 PM
If it's not clear I'm saying a fun way to enjoy the dick pics is to hide them in your friends' stuff.  Or keep them.  You know what?  Do whatever, you're going to anyway. 
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: star seed 7 on April 01, 2014, 04:16:35 PM
If it's not clear I'm saying a fun way to enjoy the dick pics is to hide them in your friends' stuff.  Or keep them.  You know what?  Do whatever, you're going to anyway.

why would this guy be all freaking out if all the shots were POV and then that means he would have taken them and remembered.  your frat brah sounds like a rough ridin' idiot
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Mr Bread on April 01, 2014, 04:17:07 PM
Cocaine and ecstasy are way easier to come by than opiates.  That is a rough crowd.  Far more likely to steal the money you gave them and score for themselves. 
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: The Big Train on April 01, 2014, 04:22:51 PM
Probably a couple of calls
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: star seed 7 on April 01, 2014, 04:23:01 PM
Cocaine and ecstasy are way easier to come by than opiates.  That is a rough crowd.  Far more likely to steal the money you gave them and score for themselves.

yeah, it seems perhaps coke/x would just be like a few hours wait, but heroin... gonna take me a while.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Mr Bread on April 01, 2014, 04:24:17 PM
If it's not clear I'm saying a fun way to enjoy the dick pics is to hide them in your friends' stuff.  Or keep them.  You know what?  Do whatever, you're going to anyway.

why would this guy be all freaking out if all the shots were POV and then that means he would have taken them and remembered.  your frat brah sounds like a rough ridin' idiot

Easy seven, easy.

Two things here: 1) he mumped a lot of lot of girls and he was usually very hammered 2) He was very drunk when he got home (we worked at the same bar and protocol was typically to get really shitty drunk while working).  So it was around 3 AM CST and he was shitty. 

Bonus thing: it is hard to immediately understand how this could be happening to you the instant you are confronted with it.  They were all over his room.  He was very paranoid about it.  There also existed the possibility that maybe this psycho chick just broke into the wrong room at our fraternity and he was the unintended target.  He was very worried about his gf seeing them under any circumstance, but particularly because he did in fact cheat on her on the reg and it was a big thing with them. 

Last thing:  They were both sort of rough ridin' dip shits of course.  He was a real bros bro.  Fun guy.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: star seed 7 on April 01, 2014, 04:27:20 PM
i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my male genitals out of a line up.  if i see a picture with male genitals in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my male genitals.  i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of male genitals savant.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 01, 2014, 04:29:08 PM
i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my male genitals out of a line up.  if i see a picture with male genitals in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my male genitals.  i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of male genitals savant.

The way these pics were described, though, you would only be able to see the back half of the male genitals in any particular pic, as the other end would be buried in some poon. That would make it harder, imo.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on April 01, 2014, 04:30:35 PM
stfu, weirdos.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 01, 2014, 04:31:41 PM
i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my male genitals out of a line up.  if i see a picture with male genitals in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my male genitals.  i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of male genitals savant.

couldn't even pick my own penis out of a lineup and me and my penis is like this, son!
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Mr Bread on April 01, 2014, 04:32:01 PM
i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my male genitals out of a line up.  if i see a picture with male genitals in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my male genitals.  i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of male genitals savant.

Look if you come stumbling into your room at 3 AM CST and you are shitty drunk and your room is rough ridin' papered with these things and you're this big cheater guy and paranoid about your gf being hip to your shenigans you are going to take a few minutes to sort things out and if a good best bro is there to stick a couple in your face and really get you to stare them down well then you're gonna.  He denied it was him everytime.  It's not like he misIDed his own crock.  Also we're talking rough ridin' polaroids here.  Not high res.  Lighten up.  It was a tough spot to be in. 
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 01, 2014, 04:32:15 PM
some fresh permed hair, with glitter on it.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Asteriskhead on April 01, 2014, 04:32:41 PM
Depends on what it is and how far away from Topeka I am. I can get you meth in the drive time it takes to get to and from the Green Monster.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Mr Bread on April 01, 2014, 04:33:00 PM
i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my male genitals out of a line up.  if i see a picture with male genitals in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my male genitals.  i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of male genitals savant.

The way these pics were described, though, you would only be able to see the back half of the male genitals in any particular pic, as the other end would be buried in some poon. That would make it harder, imo.

This is exactly right, but also a mouth.  The tip was never displayed. 
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Mr Bread on April 01, 2014, 04:34:56 PM
some fresh permed hair, with glitter on it.

I don't know what this is for sure, but I loled hard for a bit. 
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: star seed 7 on April 01, 2014, 04:35:10 PM
i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my crock out of a line up.  if i see a picture with crock in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my crock.  i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of crock savant.

Look if you come stumbling into your room at 3 AM CST and you are shitty drunk and your room is rough ridin' papered with these things and you're this big cheater guy and paranoid about your gf being hip to your shenigans you are going to take a few minutes to sort things out and if a good best bro is there to stick a couple in your face and really get you to stare them down well then you're gonna.  He denied it was him everytime.  It's not like he misIDed his own crock.  Also we're talking rough ridin' polaroids here.  Not high res.  Lighten up.  It was a tough spot to be in.

well that's all you had to say, sheesh
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: star seed 7 on April 01, 2014, 04:35:42 PM
some fresh permed hair, with glitter on it.

I don't know what this is for sure, but I loled hard for a bit.

it's micheal jacksons penis
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: 8manpick on April 01, 2014, 04:37:15 PM
far too easily
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Mr Bread on April 01, 2014, 04:37:48 PM
some fresh permed hair, with glitter on it.

I don't know what this is for sure, but I loled hard for a bit.

it's micheal jacksons penis

Oh man, I knew it was a thing but I couldn't place it. 
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 01, 2014, 04:38:44 PM
I think if my life depended on it I could score in less than an hour.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 01, 2014, 04:41:32 PM
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/5uemlz/chappelle-s-show-celebrity-trial-jury-selection---uncensored (http://www.cc.com/video-clips/5uemlz/chappelle-s-show-celebrity-trial-jury-selection---uncensored)
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on April 01, 2014, 04:43:44 PM
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/5uemlz/chappelle-s-show-celebrity-trial-jury-selection---uncensored (http://www.cc.com/video-clips/5uemlz/chappelle-s-show-celebrity-trial-jury-selection---uncensored)

omg that's like soooo funny
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: pissclams on April 01, 2014, 04:44:42 PM
love mr bread describing a scene that happened to michael douglas in the game and you idiot rubes went hook, line and sinker for it, #smh #douglas
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Mr Bread on April 01, 2014, 04:44:54 PM
some fresh permed hair, with glitter on it.

I don't know what this is for sure, but I loled hard for a bit.

it's micheal jacksons penis

Oh man, I knew it was a thing but I couldn't place it.

 :excited: http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=31774.msg1083288#msg1083288 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=31774.msg1083288#msg1083288)
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Mr Bread on April 01, 2014, 04:46:26 PM
Well I mean that's a luke, but I was trying to put it in its proper thread and then link to it.  So I'm leaving it. :don'tcare:
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: sys on April 01, 2014, 08:06:24 PM
15 minutes, but i live in fresno.
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Trim on April 01, 2014, 08:24:50 PM
When's FattyFest?
Title: Re: how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?
Post by: Tobias on April 01, 2014, 08:25:15 PM

When's FattyFest?

lol