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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: star seed 7 on April 01, 2014, 03:26:13 PM
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hey officer daris, this thread is just a hypothetical, no need to print this thread out for your database dossier.
i'm not talking about marijuana (just go into any restaurant kitchen and ask for some), i'm talking the hard stuff like heroin and maybe coke.
i think i'd be able to eventually "score", but it would probably take a week or so of go betweens. that's a lot of work.
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I really wouldn't even know where to start.
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3 phone calls or less.
(not heroin though)
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I would probably be raped/mugged/killed/OD'd within 5 minutes of trying.
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I feel like I think I could make some calls and get something worked out, but I feel like all the calls would actually be like "You're looking for what? I've got 3 kids and work at a bank now, Sonntag"
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:nono:
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I would probably raped/mugged/killed'OD'd within 5 minutes of trying.
weirdest #fanningbrag ever
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i have plenty of people from high school on facebook that could probably get me the hookup
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you monitor the local arrest reports to find out who gets arrested for selling drugs then contact them on facebook (http://www.jcpost.com/2014/04/01/geary-county-tuesday-booking-photos-79/)
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I would probably raped/mugged/killed'OD'd within 5 minutes of trying.
weirdest #fanningbrag ever
I don't think I would do well around cons. :dunno:
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I would probably raped/mugged/killed'OD'd within 5 minutes of trying.
weirdest #fanningbrag ever
Fanning has some really seedy friends. He's probably right.
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I know where, but have no idea how to broach the subject. A major limitation is not knowing the units and price. Seems like you should know how many grams or ounces or whatever in a standard score, and be able to use the the insider terms. I also don't know anything about pricing, so wouldn't know how much to offer or if I was getting a good deal.
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Yeah Id feel like Michael Scott if I was trying to buy something
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I would probably raped/mugged/killed'OD'd within 5 minutes of trying.
weirdest #fanningbrag ever
I don't think I would do well around cons. :dunno:
You'd be fine if you kept your mouth shut and focused on getting the drugs. If you start bringing up all your typical crap then it would be mere moments before one of them beat the living piss straight out of you. Just a busted human size piss bag on the side of the road. And no drugs.
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I know where, but have no idea how to broach the subject. A major limitation is not knowing the units and price. Seems like you should know how many grams or ounces or whatever in a standard score, and be able to use the the insider terms. I also don't know anything about pricing, so wouldn't know how much to offer or if I was getting a good deal.
I'm sure you could probably watch a few youtube "how to" videos and figure all of that out.
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you monitor the local arrest reports to find out who gets arrested for selling drugs then contact them on facebook (http://www.jcpost.com/2014/04/01/geary-county-tuesday-booking-photos-79/)
hmm, i was looking though the registered offender thing for MHK and i saw my neighbor from earlier this year (was evicted) and she was on there for drug selling, but i heard from another neighbor that she was a pill head.
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PM Unruly, have him talk to his bro on facebook
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PM Unruly, have him talk to his bro on facebook
Yeah, if you want a brown paper bag full of spray paint and some complimentary dick pics.
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I have an addict cousin (not #fanningbrag). I don't talk to him anymore, but I guess if I hated myself enough I could call him.
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PM Unruly, have him talk to his bro on facebook
Yeah, if you want a brown paper bag full of spray paint and some complimentary dick pics.
is this paper bag containing spray paint cans, or did someone spray out all the spray paint into the brown paper bag, so that it's a brown paper bag full of paint now (and dick pics)
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there isn't a more disgusting feeling than making small talk with your friend's greasy dealer.
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PM Unruly, have him talk to his bro on facebook
Yeah, if you want a brown paper bag full of spray paint and some complimentary dick pics.
is this paper bag containing spray paint cans, or did someone spray out all the spray paint into the brown paper bag, so that it's a brown paper bag full of paint now (and dick pics)
You spray some sprays of spray paint into the bag and hold closed and then huff at your leisure. If you go too crazy you'll obviously destroy the bag. Know your bag. You are free to do as you like with the pics.
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A bartender I'm good friends with told me he could get me any type of drug with just a phone call.
I declined.
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Pic suggesto (with story):
Once I got a letter in the mail at my fraternity that had been dropped off by mistake and I opened it and it was full of polaroids of this busted nerdy chick posing seductively and also boning the guy taking the pics and blowing him. They were all pov so you couldn't see his face.
So I waited until a buddy of mine went to work that night and broke into his room and put the pics all over his room. Like on the floor and on his dresser and bed and in some of his drawers and then waited. He had a very serious girlfriend at the time, but he was also a big cheater with uggo skanks. So he gets back and sees them and starts freaking out and is all why are these here and who is this girl etc. And I am like omg bro is this some skank you cheated on your girl with and now she's trying to out you and he's like absolutely not and I'm showing him the crock pictures close up and being like man are you sure this isn't your crock and he's examining them really closely and denying it. It was great. I told him it was me eventually, but it took a really long time for him to believe me. Tore the hell out of his room trying to make sure there weren't anymore there. Very hilarious. Then he left them on the mail table by the front door of the fraternity and I don't really know what became of them.
2nd hilarious aspect is that the chick obviously mailed them to her bf and they never got there. I bet she was sweating bullets. Luckily for her they just ended up at a frat with me.
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A bartender I'm good friends with told me he could get me any type of drug with just a phone call.
I declined.
a bartender i'm good friends with told me he barely knows where to find alcohol :shakesfist:
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If it's not clear I'm saying a fun way to enjoy the dick pics is to hide them in your friends' stuff. Or keep them. You know what? Do whatever, you're going to anyway.
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If it's not clear I'm saying a fun way to enjoy the dick pics is to hide them in your friends' stuff. Or keep them. You know what? Do whatever, you're going to anyway.
why would this guy be all freaking out if all the shots were POV and then that means he would have taken them and remembered. your frat brah sounds like a rough ridin' idiot
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Cocaine and ecstasy are way easier to come by than opiates. That is a rough crowd. Far more likely to steal the money you gave them and score for themselves.
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Probably a couple of calls
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Cocaine and ecstasy are way easier to come by than opiates. That is a rough crowd. Far more likely to steal the money you gave them and score for themselves.
yeah, it seems perhaps coke/x would just be like a few hours wait, but heroin... gonna take me a while.
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If it's not clear I'm saying a fun way to enjoy the dick pics is to hide them in your friends' stuff. Or keep them. You know what? Do whatever, you're going to anyway.
why would this guy be all freaking out if all the shots were POV and then that means he would have taken them and remembered. your frat brah sounds like a rough ridin' idiot
Easy seven, easy.
Two things here: 1) he mumped a lot of lot of girls and he was usually very hammered 2) He was very drunk when he got home (we worked at the same bar and protocol was typically to get really shitty drunk while working). So it was around 3 AM CST and he was shitty.
Bonus thing: it is hard to immediately understand how this could be happening to you the instant you are confronted with it. They were all over his room. He was very paranoid about it. There also existed the possibility that maybe this psycho chick just broke into the wrong room at our fraternity and he was the unintended target. He was very worried about his gf seeing them under any circumstance, but particularly because he did in fact cheat on her on the reg and it was a big thing with them.
Last thing: They were both sort of rough ridin' dip shits of course. He was a real bros bro. Fun guy.
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i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my male genitals out of a line up. if i see a picture with male genitals in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my male genitals. i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of male genitals savant.
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i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my male genitals out of a line up. if i see a picture with male genitals in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my male genitals. i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of male genitals savant.
The way these pics were described, though, you would only be able to see the back half of the male genitals in any particular pic, as the other end would be buried in some poon. That would make it harder, imo.
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stfu, weirdos.
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i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my male genitals out of a line up. if i see a picture with male genitals in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my male genitals. i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of male genitals savant.
couldn't even pick my own penis out of a lineup and me and my penis is like this, son!
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i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my male genitals out of a line up. if i see a picture with male genitals in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my male genitals. i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of male genitals savant.
Look if you come stumbling into your room at 3 AM CST and you are shitty drunk and your room is rough ridin' papered with these things and you're this big cheater guy and paranoid about your gf being hip to your shenigans you are going to take a few minutes to sort things out and if a good best bro is there to stick a couple in your face and really get you to stare them down well then you're gonna. He denied it was him everytime. It's not like he misIDed his own crock. Also we're talking rough ridin' polaroids here. Not high res. Lighten up. It was a tough spot to be in.
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some fresh permed hair, with glitter on it.
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Depends on what it is and how far away from Topeka I am. I can get you meth in the drive time it takes to get to and from the Green Monster.
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i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my male genitals out of a line up. if i see a picture with male genitals in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my male genitals. i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of male genitals savant.
The way these pics were described, though, you would only be able to see the back half of the male genitals in any particular pic, as the other end would be buried in some poon. That would make it harder, imo.
This is exactly right, but also a mouth. The tip was never displayed.
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some fresh permed hair, with glitter on it.
I don't know what this is for sure, but I loled hard for a bit.
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i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my crock out of a line up. if i see a picture with crock in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my crock. i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of crock savant.
Look if you come stumbling into your room at 3 AM CST and you are shitty drunk and your room is rough ridin' papered with these things and you're this big cheater guy and paranoid about your gf being hip to your shenigans you are going to take a few minutes to sort things out and if a good best bro is there to stick a couple in your face and really get you to stare them down well then you're gonna. He denied it was him everytime. It's not like he misIDed his own crock. Also we're talking rough ridin' polaroids here. Not high res. Lighten up. It was a tough spot to be in.
well that's all you had to say, sheesh
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some fresh permed hair, with glitter on it.
I don't know what this is for sure, but I loled hard for a bit.
it's micheal jacksons penis
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far too easily
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some fresh permed hair, with glitter on it.
I don't know what this is for sure, but I loled hard for a bit.
it's micheal jacksons penis
Oh man, I knew it was a thing but I couldn't place it.
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I think if my life depended on it I could score in less than an hour.
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http://www.cc.com/video-clips/5uemlz/chappelle-s-show-celebrity-trial-jury-selection---uncensored (http://www.cc.com/video-clips/5uemlz/chappelle-s-show-celebrity-trial-jury-selection---uncensored)
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http://www.cc.com/video-clips/5uemlz/chappelle-s-show-celebrity-trial-jury-selection---uncensored (http://www.cc.com/video-clips/5uemlz/chappelle-s-show-celebrity-trial-jury-selection---uncensored)
omg that's like soooo funny
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love mr bread describing a scene that happened to michael douglas in the game and you idiot rubes went hook, line and sinker for it, #smh #douglas
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some fresh permed hair, with glitter on it.
I don't know what this is for sure, but I loled hard for a bit.
it's micheal jacksons penis
Oh man, I knew it was a thing but I couldn't place it.
:excited: http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=31774.msg1083288#msg1083288 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=31774.msg1083288#msg1083288)
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Well I mean that's a luke, but I was trying to put it in its proper thread and then link to it. So I'm leaving it. :don'tcare:
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15 minutes, but i live in fresno.
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When's FattyFest?
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When's FattyFest?
lol