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Title: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 21, 2014, 09:45:51 AM
He is on the radio telling everyone they plan to shock the world by beating EMAW.

I get trying to play the underdog card but they were pre-season #1, printed up 40-0 t-shirts, went to the SEC title game and are the higher seed. 

Have I always admired this guy from afar but up close he is a stupid faced prick?

I feel kind of conflicted.   :frown:
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: AbeFroman on March 21, 2014, 09:51:09 AM
He was probably drunk during the press conference. He looks like an alcoholic.

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Would a sober man play with splenda packets at a restaurant? Not a chance.
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 21, 2014, 09:52:42 AM
I had no idea he is pretty much sloshed 24-7.
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 21, 2014, 09:52:51 AM
He's definitely a eff face.
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 21, 2014, 10:00:01 AM
met coach cal at a camp once in high school. he was drinking on the bench while his assistants ran the drills. he smelled a lot like my grandpa and my grandpa was in WWII. might have been pot? idk.
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 21, 2014, 10:03:31 AM
drunk and all high on pot all the time?

 man, wtf is this guy's deal?
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 21, 2014, 10:05:08 AM
man I shouldn't start rumors. like I said I don't know what the smell was, I just recognized it from my grandpa. my grandpa has glaucoma and smells a little like a skunk but idk never smelled mary jane (slang for marijuana) before. im sure coach cal is a nice guy and was just liquor drunk. don't spread the weed (nother slang term) rumors plz.
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 21, 2014, 10:05:55 AM
so he gets the munchies or whatever they are called?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi688.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fvv249%2Fthekansascitykid%2Fcalpapajohns_zps2ce4d281.jpg&hash=2cd24c440b05c7af1a38206c145368300b19bb7b) (http://s688.photobucket.com/user/thekansascitykid/media/calpapajohns_zps2ce4d281.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: steve dave on March 21, 2014, 10:15:48 AM
He loves booze. Is drinking some right now I can guarantee you. Masturbating.
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 21, 2014, 10:22:44 AM
He loves booze. Is drinking some right now I can guarantee you. Masturbating.

And I admire that quite a bit but no one likes a drunk who says dumb crap and looks all stupid.  People like drunks who give you a hug and cheer for their team in a vegas casino as they walk by, they like a drunk who parties, spins tunes in the plugin room.  Not this dick faced nonsense.

I thought I liked him. 
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 21, 2014, 10:23:25 AM
my budy was out on the landing last night, look who was chugging bud heavies and blacked out...

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Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 21, 2014, 10:24:22 AM
Faded. Sad to see his life spinning out of control.  :frown:
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 21, 2014, 10:25:23 AM
masturbating? good way to get hair on your palms. at least that's what my grandpa told me.
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: AbeFroman on March 21, 2014, 10:26:41 AM
Go figure he like to eat Papa Johns while getting shitfaced. As we all know, Papa John is a huge alcoholic. Cal must have peer pressured John into becoming an alcoholic pill popper like himself.

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Cal would have been in this picture but he was at the bar buying more shots
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 21, 2014, 11:06:14 AM
I mean if steve dave is right and coach Calipari is pounding alcohol right now, how wrecked will he be by tip-off?
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 21, 2014, 11:08:37 AM
I don't think coach cal can hold his booze like huggy can. it could be pretty bad. I expect at least two lines of drool on his Jos A. Bank suit tonight.
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: lopakman on March 21, 2014, 11:11:05 AM
He was probably drunk during the press conference. He looks like an alcoholic.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.ajc.com%2Fjeff-schultz-blog%2Ffiles%2F2010%2F05%2Fcc_calipari.jpg&hash=85ae6eaa9a3c5bd75af8829c4830b2637b2c99f5)

Would a sober man play with splenda packets at a restaurant? Not a chance.

No, he was just sleepy.

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Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: Trogdor on March 21, 2014, 11:12:39 AM
He was probably drunk during the press conference. He looks like an alcoholic.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.ajc.com%2Fjeff-schultz-blog%2Ffiles%2F2010%2F05%2Fcc_calipari.jpg&hash=85ae6eaa9a3c5bd75af8829c4830b2637b2c99f5)

Would a sober man play with splenda packets at a restaurant? Not a chance.

You think with his money he would buy real cocaine, instead of snorting Sweet'N Low
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: lopakman on March 21, 2014, 11:15:37 AM
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Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 21, 2014, 11:21:50 AM
When he is recruiting all of those 5* studs who are one and done and he encourages them to leave for the NBA instead of trying to Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) their growth in order to keep them in his program for longer, I think he is a big time dude who I would like to hangout with but when he says dumb piss-mouthed things about K-State and our game I think he is a boner.
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 21, 2014, 11:23:20 AM
Pretty much confirmed that they have to restock his office bar daily.  Doesn't even try to hide it while at work.   Several of the resident distilleries have automatic shipments c/o Coach Cal Kentucky B-ball offices. 

Just mow's through the stuff.   Here's a picture from the alley behind the office

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Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: puniraptor on March 21, 2014, 11:25:47 AM
Pretty much confirmed that they have to restock his office bar daily.  Doesn't even try to hide it while at work.   Several of the resident distilleries have automatic shipments c/o Coach Cal Kentucky B-ball offices. 

Just mow's through the stuff.   Here's a picture from the alley behind the office

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdealbreaker.com%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F03%2Fihadguestswhogunsnroses.jpg&hash=c424a36ce3c5f3ba6d8cbff189cc454ff7629d70)

what kind of witchery is this? why are the labels upside down?
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: lopakman on March 21, 2014, 11:27:09 AM
Pretty much confirmed that they have to restock his office bar daily.  Doesn't even try to hide it while at work.   Several of the resident distilleries have automatic shipments c/o Coach Cal Kentucky B-ball offices. 

Just mow's through the stuff.   Here's a picture from the alley behind the office

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdealbreaker.com%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F03%2Fihadguestswhogunsnroses.jpg&hash=c424a36ce3c5f3ba6d8cbff189cc454ff7629d70)

Are those mini bar bottles or full size?
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 21, 2014, 11:28:30 AM
He chugged it so hard the label flipped?   :sdeek:
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: Tobias on March 21, 2014, 11:30:04 AM
He chugged it so hard the label flipped?   :sdeek:

if that label ain't flippin' you're sippin'
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: kso_FAN on March 21, 2014, 11:41:23 AM
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Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: puniraptor on March 21, 2014, 11:51:06 AM
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 :surprised:
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: mocat on March 21, 2014, 12:01:15 PM
he's such a raging cork puller that he did the duck face on his own signature bottle!  :lol:
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: HELLHAMMER on March 21, 2014, 12:02:03 PM
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A flat blue dildo with Cal's mug on it? GROSS!
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: CNS on March 21, 2014, 12:54:58 PM
He chugged it so hard the label flipped?   :sdeek:

if that label ain't flippin' you're sippin'

Lol

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Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 21, 2014, 12:58:50 PM
He chugged it so hard the label flipped?   :sdeek:

if that label ain't flippin' you're sippin'

oh wow  :lol:
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: Spracne on March 21, 2014, 01:01:10 PM
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A flat blue dildo with Cal's mug on it? GROSS!

Can't see the image.  Firewall  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: Brock Landers on March 21, 2014, 01:02:49 PM
To be fair, he is probably having trouble coping with John Chaney's death threat.








Just kidding, what a pathetic boozehound.  Go (KSU) Cats.
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: Pete on March 21, 2014, 01:03:57 PM
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A flat blue dildo with Cal's mug on it? GROSS!

Can't see the image.  Firewall  :shakesfist:

It's a silhouette of a hobo on a bottle.
Title: Re: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff?
Post by: mocat on March 21, 2014, 01:15:24 PM
he actually looks a lot like ben ji's crazy facebook friend