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Title: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
Post by: steve dave on March 15, 2014, 07:32:19 PM
what happens first? what is done differently?
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Post by: meow meow on March 15, 2014, 07:35:41 PM
More trees by wsc, like right now
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Post by: wetwillie on March 15, 2014, 07:36:55 PM
Hold a presser.  Hang beas's jersey during it.  Let dax field questions about budgets.
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Post by: kim carnes on March 15, 2014, 07:37:09 PM
More trees by wsc, like right now

 :facepalm:
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Post by: sys on March 15, 2014, 07:43:56 PM
heads roll.
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Post by: steve dave on March 15, 2014, 07:44:32 PM
heads roll.

name names birthday boy
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Post by: sys on March 15, 2014, 07:47:12 PM
heads roll.

name names birthday boy

the man who was ad before gowemaw assumed power.
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Post by: kim carnes on March 15, 2014, 07:54:33 PM
heads roll.

name names birthday boy

the man who was ad before gowemaw assumed power.

You're a dumbass.  Like dumber than eff.
Title: Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
Post by: steve dave on March 15, 2014, 07:56:37 PM
heads roll.

name names birthday boy

the man who was ad before gowemaw assumed power.

he is unlikeable. but man, those construction projects and results. oh well, spilled milk.

who do we hire? 1 vote for bringing Bob Krause back from this poster.
Title: Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
Post by: sys on March 15, 2014, 08:22:32 PM
who do we hire? 1 vote for bringing Bob Krause back from this poster.

i thought goEMAW was going to be the ad?
Title: Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
Post by: Tobias on March 15, 2014, 08:26:52 PM
who do we hire? 1 vote for bringing Bob Krause back from this poster.

i thought goEMAW was going to be the ad?

special advisor
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Post by: Asteriskhead on March 15, 2014, 08:28:31 PM
sell booze at every sporting event.
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Post by: Kat Kid on March 15, 2014, 08:48:31 PM
we are terrible at making decisions.
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Post by: Asteriskhead on March 15, 2014, 08:56:14 PM
we are terrible at making decisions.

I just made a decision. #boom #whatnow?
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Post by: steve dave on March 15, 2014, 09:01:10 PM
who do we hire? 1 vote for bringing Bob Krause back from this poster.

i thought goEMAW was going to be the ad?

well, I'm drunk.
Title: Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 15, 2014, 09:06:07 PM
who do we hire? 1 vote for bringing Bob Krause back from this poster.

i thought goEMAW was going to be the ad?

well, I'm drunk.

I don't even want to know how many miller lites your crushed during the first boozecats game, probably like all of them ever produced in the history of ever.
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Post by: Winters on March 15, 2014, 09:23:36 PM
spring game yard sale
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Post by: Tobias on March 15, 2014, 09:26:04 PM
emape jersey in the rafters
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Post by: Rough Rider on March 15, 2014, 09:30:37 PM
Immediately break ground on Chunkles' Vanier/Hadron Collider

WAIT, WHAT IS IT DOING? OMG  :horrorsurprise:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1141.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn590%2Fchunkles22%2FBSFS-Renovations%2Fwrowwrowwrooww_WSCIENCE.png&hash=6d12949116eba05088b4a1ec62696cf389045295)
Title: Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
Post by: Winters on March 15, 2014, 09:32:15 PM
surprised the whole "new football jerseys" thing hasn't been said yet
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Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 15, 2014, 09:37:54 PM
Retire Ell's #3, no one else deserves it.
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Post by: bones129 on March 15, 2014, 10:10:37 PM
sell booze at every sporting event.

 :cheers:
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Post by: Trim on March 15, 2014, 10:12:39 PM
I'd unblock myself on twitter.
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Post by: steve dave on March 15, 2014, 10:13:49 PM

I'd unblock myself on twitter.

lol
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Post by: Rough Rider on March 15, 2014, 10:35:16 PM
I'd unblock myself on twitter.

It's @AssociateADofCommunicationsTrimGoEMAW
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Post by: MakeItRain on March 15, 2014, 10:41:36 PM
hire Shalee Lehning as the basketball coach, Dawn Cady Sullivan as the volleyball coach and start women's soccer as a varsity sport and I'm cutting equestrian or rowing only if I have to as a means of making soccer possible
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Post by: CNS on March 15, 2014, 10:48:53 PM
Lavender bb jerseys all day 'er' day

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Title: Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
Post by: Tobias on March 15, 2014, 10:49:59 PM
hire Shalee Lehning as the basketball coach, Dawn Cady Sullivan as the volleyball coach and start women's soccer as a varsity sport and I'm cutting equestrian or rowing only if I have to as a means of making soccer possible

can't speak to volleyball but 100% agree with your other points
Title: Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
Post by: Winters on March 15, 2014, 10:51:43 PM
I want a badass hockey team
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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 15, 2014, 10:52:51 PM
hire Shalee Lehning as the basketball coach, Dawn Cady Sullivan as the volleyball coach and start women's soccer as a varsity sport and I'm cutting equestrian or rowing only if I have to as a means of making soccer possible

can't speak to volleyball but 100% agree with your other points

well you aren't cutting rowing because you just built a 2 million dollar rowing center on your nw corridor you dorks. so forget about that.
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Post by: CNS on March 15, 2014, 10:52:52 PM
I want a badass hockey team

Air hockey and I'm in

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Post by: Tobias on March 15, 2014, 10:54:09 PM

well you aren't cutting rowing because you just built a 2 million dollar rowing center on your nw corridor you dorks. so forget about that.

i'll introduce you to the new AD at fattyfest
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Post by: Rough Rider on March 15, 2014, 10:55:54 PM
Jamar as director of compliance
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Post by: scottwildcat on March 15, 2014, 10:58:10 PM
1) Cut Equestrian
    1b) start women's soccer
         1c)Renovate Old Stadium to become a soccer only field
               1d) encourage a donor to foot the bill to build a new rec field for people who want to use it to run and play pick up games

2) Cut Rowing
    2b) start softball
          2c) build a small softball stadium where the current outdoor practice fields for football are

3) Sell beer at all sporting events

4) Hire Shalee Lehning as the Women's basketball coach

5) Put Suzie Fritz on notice

6) Hang Beasley and Pullen's Jerseys at the first game they and some of their teammates can be in town for

7) Bring back the lavender two tone jerseys

8 ) Add more seating at the Toint

9) Limestone wall

10) Post the NEZ expansion rendos on gE
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Post by: Tobias on March 15, 2014, 11:00:04 PM
that's a good post @scottwildcat
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Post by: CNS on March 15, 2014, 11:00:25 PM
Assistants pay raises to ridic levels

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Post by: scottwildcat on March 15, 2014, 11:05:05 PM
that's a good post @scottwildcat

 :gocho:
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Post by: RickRampus on March 15, 2014, 11:57:36 PM
Lazy.rough ridin'. River.
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Post by: Stevesie60 on March 16, 2014, 12:00:38 AM
Tell oscar he needs to find a great recruiter, someone who will being in 4* and 5* kids on a year-to-year basis, and pay them whatever they want.
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Post by: bones129 on March 16, 2014, 12:09:33 AM
that's a good post @scottwildcat

 :gocho:

 :thumbs:  Not bad. Not bad at all.
Title: Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
Post by: DQ12 on March 16, 2014, 02:33:53 AM
institute SWP immediately
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 16, 2014, 05:45:49 AM
Put Brad Underwood on the very, very short list.  At current trend, probably only need to hole in a hotel for the next coach just long enough for room service to deliver the omelet and gin.   Before pulling the trigger on BU.

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Post by: ben ji on March 16, 2014, 06:12:54 AM
First thing I would do is call up the Auburn AD and pick his brain.

Then I would call a meeting(Maybe spring game?) with all my Big Money Donors and ask if they would die for EMAW. Those that remain in the room will be in charge of setting up a slush fund for recruiting. Bob Krause will be director of said slush fund.
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Post by: slobber on March 16, 2014, 06:16:11 AM
First thing I would do is call up the Auburn AD and pick his brain.

Then I would call a meeting(Maybe spring game?) with all my Big Money Donors and ask if they would die for EMAW. Those that remain in the room will be in charge of setting up a slush fund for recruiting. Bob Krause will be director of said slush fund.
Bring lots of napkins to that meeting.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 16, 2014, 08:23:51 AM
Hockey

Football dorm
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Post by: ChiComCat on March 16, 2014, 10:21:57 AM
+1 on Football dorm
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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 16, 2014, 10:28:12 AM
nice hotel/restaurant w/ great food and drink specials to be built on top of cat town area.
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Post by: AppleJack on March 16, 2014, 10:41:22 AM
narrow the god damn aisles in the Bram.

Nothing else really matters after that.
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Post by: Headinjun on March 16, 2014, 12:04:55 PM
Fire torches on top of the castles
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Post by: scottwildcat on March 16, 2014, 12:16:30 PM
Most of you would suck at being AD.
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Post by: Bill Clarahan on March 16, 2014, 12:18:05 PM
heads roll.

name names birthday boy

the man who was ad before gowemaw assumed power.

he is unlikeable. but man, those construction projects and results. oh well, spilled milk.

who do we hire? 1 vote for bringing Bob Krause back from this poster.

Hell weird Robert could have gotten the money for those projects as well as the recent Vanier 60m.

I'm in total agreement with the return of Krause, he likes good whiskey
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Post by: ChiComCat on March 16, 2014, 12:21:28 PM
Most of you would suck at being AD.

Wait, are you saying putting a super under qualified fan in charge of the athletics dept would be a bad idea?

 :eek:
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Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on March 16, 2014, 12:22:34 PM
My first act in office would be to sell beer at all athletic events.
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Post by: Winters on March 16, 2014, 12:23:15 PM
Most of you would suck at being AD.

Wait, are you saying putting a super under qualified fan in charge of the athletics dept would be a bad idea?

 :eek:
yeah, kind of a weird thing to say
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Post by: Rough Rider on March 16, 2014, 12:49:59 PM
Bring in Mack Brown. Get him a zany morning radio show.
Mack in the Morning on Z96.3
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Post by: AbeFroman on March 16, 2014, 01:04:10 PM
Send out an email to students warning them of an aggieville creepster
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 16, 2014, 01:07:28 PM
Yes, the creepy weird perverts at Gopowercat would cease being the defacto voice of kstate AD.
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 16, 2014, 01:32:47 PM
I want a badass hockey team

 :love:

gotta be similar to the number of women's soccer scholarships right?  (or equestrian and rowing  :peek:)
Title: Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 16, 2014, 02:26:50 PM
Hire an excavator and dig up Ron princes notebook. Also bobcat guy because why? Because I'm the rough ridin' ad that's why


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Title: Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
Post by: Winters on March 16, 2014, 02:31:28 PM
I think goEMAW as a whole could be a good AD.
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Post by: sys on March 16, 2014, 02:32:45 PM
oh, after i exact vengeance and purge the ad of everyone with confused loyalties, i'd change the mascot (kstate cairo weasels?, kstate eurasian badgers?).  and then i'd reinstate live mascots.
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Post by: wetwillie on March 16, 2014, 02:39:37 PM
I think goEMAW as a whole could be a good AD.

Yes, very good.  Several efficient committees breaking the workload down easily. 
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 16, 2014, 02:50:49 PM
Make that 2 for live mascots. 
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 16, 2014, 02:55:51 PM
Backlight the powercats on WS
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Post by: CNS on March 16, 2014, 03:04:21 PM
Def more powercats. Neutral on backlighting.

I would probably start  calling us the Thundercats in our press conferences.
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Post by: CyberToothCat on March 16, 2014, 03:07:22 PM
Build a new facility on the west side of Bramlage, similar in size to the BTF. It would include office space for the AD ( ;)), ticket office, space for high rollers to schmooze, etc. It would also include a K-State sports museum. We have something like 18 conference championships (where are those trophies, anyone know?), 2 post-season tourney championships, 7 holiday tourney championships, 4 final fours, 12 elite eights, and so on. Add stuff for all-conference and all-americans. Over in the corner, we could include space for accomplishments on the women's side, plus the other minor sports (baseball, volleyball, track). This would be something we could take recruits to on visits, before going into Bram and then to the practice facility. It could also be something fans walk thru on their way in for games, etc. done right, it could be impressive.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 16, 2014, 03:09:46 PM
Aggressively promote/support our manly sports like fishing and shooting.  Like, a lot.
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Post by: Asteriskhead on March 16, 2014, 03:23:26 PM
Most of you would suck at being AD.

i think i'd be really good, fwiw.
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Post by: Stevesie60 on March 16, 2014, 03:28:01 PM
oh, after i exact vengeance and purge the ad of everyone with confused loyalties, i'd change the mascot (kstate cairo weasels?, kstate eurasian badgers?).  and then i'd reinstate live mascots.

What if we were named after a snake in Kansas? The Rattlesnakes would probably be too long, but The Rattlers sounds pretty cheesy, so it would need some work. But the live mascot! :love:
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 16, 2014, 03:30:49 PM
i would no longer be a kansas state fan if we were snake named.
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Post by: sys on March 16, 2014, 03:42:46 PM
oh, after i exact vengeance and purge the ad of everyone with confused loyalties, i'd change the mascot (kstate cairo weasels?, kstate eurasian badgers?).  and then i'd reinstate live mascots.

What if we were named after a snake in Kansas? The Rattlesnakes would probably be too long, but The Rattlers sounds pretty cheesy, so it would need some work. But the live mascot! :love:

the prairie kingsnakes, the massasaugas, the yellow-bellied racers, the plains gartersnakes.  there are options.  the ringneck (ring-necked) snakes would be very fitting.
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 16, 2014, 03:54:08 PM
Kansas state kings. Snyder would be carried in by the players sitting on a thrown in proper king attire


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Post by: ben ji on March 16, 2014, 04:02:19 PM
oh, after i exact vengeance and purge the ad of everyone with confused loyalties, i'd change the mascot (kstate cairo weasels?, kstate eurasian badgers?).  and then i'd reinstate live mascots.

What if we were named after a snake in Kansas? The Rattlesnakes would probably be too long, but The Rattlers sounds pretty cheesy, so it would need some work. But the live mascot! :love:

the prairie kingsnakes, the massasaugas, the yellow-bellied racers, the plains gartersnakes.  there are options.  the ringneck (ring-necked) snakes would be very fitting.

SYS! I've seen a ton(I see one maybe once a month when I'm doing yard work/gardening) of these in my backyard! Should I be scared?!? Do I need to decapitate them with a shovel!?!? Lady was sniffing at one the other day, can a gartersnake kill a dog?!?! HELP!
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Post by: Asteriskhead on March 16, 2014, 04:14:30 PM
oh, after i exact vengeance and purge the ad of everyone with confused loyalties, i'd change the mascot (kstate cairo weasels?, kstate eurasian badgers?).  and then i'd reinstate live mascots.

What if we were named after a snake in Kansas? The Rattlesnakes would probably be too long, but The Rattlers sounds pretty cheesy, so it would need some work. But the live mascot! :love:

the prairie kingsnakes, the massasaugas, the yellow-bellied racers, the plains gartersnakes.  there are options.  the ringneck (ring-necked) snakes would be very fitting.

can we shorten it to kingsnakes? i might be able to get behind the kansas state kingsnakes.
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Post by: ChiComCat on March 16, 2014, 04:55:08 PM
If we are changing mascots, we need an adjective to describe whatever animal we pick.  With Wildcats, its just kinda built in.  We could be the Kansas State Furious Rattlers and then we bring rattles to all the games and shake them.   Maybe you get your rattle as a freshman and you try to keep it through all your years and its sacred or something.  Alumni all bring theirs back for the games too.  At different events, when someone opens with "How is everybody doing today?" we would all respond "FURRRRRRIOUS" and maybe shake our rattles.
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Post by: Stevesie60 on March 16, 2014, 05:00:24 PM
Oh man, here's an awesome idea: We have our teams go absolutely insane on any plane ride. It's our new tradition. And I mean really go nuts, like the plane ride out to the Vegas bachelor party in The Wolf On Wall Street. And here's the best part of the tradition; when they land and get docked and everybody is ready to unload, the pilot comes out and goes, "THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER F*CKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER F*CKING PLANE!" and everyone laughs and laughs and high fives the pilot on their way out while he laughs along. Maybe a couple of the cooler players give him a hug and a playful pat on the back. The crew just loves it and get excited everytime they see that they are flying us to one of our games.
Title: Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
Post by: sys on March 16, 2014, 05:43:37 PM
SYS! I've seen a ton(I see one maybe once a month when I'm doing yard work/gardening) of these in my backyard! Should I be scared?!? Do I need to decapitate them with a shovel!?!? Lady was sniffing at one the other day, can a gartersnake kill a dog?!?! HELP!

don't hurt them.
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Post by: chunkles on March 16, 2014, 06:51:10 PM
Hire an excavator and dig up Ron princes notebook.


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