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Bros...I'm getting married in about a month and am heading out tomorrow with 10 buddies for a bachelor party in nearby Lake Charles, LA. I'm pretty fired up. Gonna gamble at Lauberge, play some golf and stir up trouble. It's gonna be a crap show
Made me think that some of yall might have some pretty legit stories from your Stags. Any advice?
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Sent a guy to the ER after he tried to jump on someones back and missed and landed on his head in the Club Orleans parking lot.
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Bros...I'm getting married in about a month and am heading out tomorrow with 10 buddies for a bachelor party in nearby Lake Charles, LA. I'm pretty fired up. Gonna gamble at Lauberge, play some golf and stir up trouble. It's gonna be a crap show
Made me think that some of yall might have some pretty legit stories from your Stags. Any advice?
If your looking for advice on how to be a better message boarder use the search function before starting a new thread.
If your looking for advice on bachelor parties, go read the bachelor party thread http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26480.0
Grats tho
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congrats on getting married, Funruhcat76! shes a lucky lady!
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Ate at some really great places in Chicago for sdbro bach. last summer. Then drank craft beer until about 10PM.
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I've been witness to many bachelor parties. This one time my bro knocked out the bodyguard because the strippers were doing blow on grandma's bathroom vanity. Visions of WWF style combination moves being performed with whip cream and baby oil everywhere. :raccoon: :fistpump:
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I've been witness to many bachelor parties. This one time my bro knocked out the bodyguard because the strippers were doing blow on grandma's bathroom vanity. Visions of WWF style combination moves being performed with whip cream and baby oil everywhere. :raccoon: :fistpump:
Why would anyone object to strippers doing blow on their grandma's bathroom vanity, or anywhere else for that matter?
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I've been witness to many bachelor parties. This one time my bro knocked out the bodyguard because the strippers were doing blow on grandma's bathroom vanity. Visions of WWF style combination moves being performed with whip cream and baby oil everywhere. :raccoon: :fistpump:
Why would anyone object to strippers doing blow on their grandma's bathroom vanity, or anywhere else for that matter?
The thirty or forty WPD oficers in attendence my have objected to it. :cop:
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I've been witness to many bachelor parties. This one time my bro knocked out the bodyguard because the strippers were doing blow on grandma's bathroom vanity. Visions of WWF style combination moves being performed with whip cream and baby oil everywhere. :raccoon: :fistpump:
Why would anyone object to strippers doing blow on their grandma's bathroom vanity, or anywhere else for that matter?
The thirty or forty WPD oficers in attendence my have objected to it. :cop:
But they were cool with illegal strippers and assault. weird line
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I've been witness to many bachelor parties. This one time my bro knocked out the bodyguard because the strippers were doing blow on grandma's bathroom vanity. Visions of WWF style combination moves being performed with whip cream and baby oil everywhere. :raccoon: :fistpump:
Why would anyone object to strippers doing blow on their grandma's bathroom vanity, or anywhere else for that matter?
The thirty or forty WPD oficers in attendence my have objected to it. :cop:
But they were cool with illegal strippers and assault. weird line
I don't make the rules.
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One time I was at the same bachelor party as Lazlo and Slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. It was pretty disturbing. Dildo show's, Dildo shows with anus themed shows, and the real dirt of the dirt from KCMO. :Yuck:
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One time I was at the same bachelor party as Lazlo and Slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. It was pretty disturbing. Dildo show's, Dildo shows with anus themed shows, and the real dirt of the dirt from KCMO. :Yuck:
like the end of requiem for a dream but with even more nasty? :sdeek:
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One time I was at the same bachelor party as Lazlo and Slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. It was pretty disturbing. Dildo show's, Dildo shows with anus themed shows, and the real dirt of the dirt from KCMO. :Yuck:
Is that the one where Slimfast's dad or maybe his FIL had too much fun?
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One time I was at the same bachelor party as Lazlo and Slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. It was pretty disturbing. Dildo show's, Dildo shows with anus themed shows, and the real dirt of the dirt from KCMO. :Yuck:
like the end of requiem for a dream but with even more nasty? :sdeek:
Yup
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One time I was at the same bachelor party as Lazlo and Slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. It was pretty disturbing. Dildo show's, Dildo shows with anus themed shows, and the real dirt of the dirt from KCMO. :Yuck:
Is that the one where Slimfast's dad or maybe his FIL had too much fun?
Possibly. I was a rookie in the radio industry at the time. I was not ready for that crap show. :ohno:
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One friend's BP we took an RV to the Kentucky Derby with some buds. The only things we ingested were alcohol, pharmaceuticals, hot dogs, and omelettes made from powdered eggs. One weekend almost certainly took years off my life.
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One time I was at the same bachelor party as Lazlo and Slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. It was pretty disturbing. Dildo show's, Dildo shows with anus themed shows, and the real dirt of the dirt from KCMO. :Yuck:
Is that the one where Slimfast's dad or maybe his FIL had too much fun?
Possibly. I was a rookie in the radio industry at the time. I was not ready for that crap show. :ohno:
:sdeek:
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Just make sure you don't invite children to your wedding
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:runaway: at my brothers bachelor party, we went to that club in a cornfield by lawerence. lots of shenanigans. i was actually sober and dd due to the night before but the whole evening got ramped up quickly.
some skank started dancing on Big Dave (from the funeral thread) and he didn't ask her to and wouldn't pay her. anyways a broohaha commences and spills into the parking lot. as the cops were pulling up minutes later, someone was pulling a shotgun out of his trunk (not with our party) and Big Dave shatters another guys from our party's nose as the guy he was holding ducked just as Big Dave was attempting to smash his face with his bear-like fist.
i don't know how none of us got arrested but i will never forget cornhusks flying, red lights flashing and some skank running out of the club in her birthday suit screaming "give me my money"
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lawrencetucky indeed
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this is a long one so bear with me....
the groom: clams little bro
the date: married on valentines day (dumb) bachelor party on NYE
the location: vegas via nyc
this was a two day event that occurred on december 30th and 31st, 1997.
we told clams bro that our bachelor party for him was 12/30 and we all head to westport, there's 6 of his friends, me and my older bro, and clams little bro aka the groom. we proceed to get him very drunk in westport - blackout phase 8 type crap. clams older bro doesn't drink and so we had him drive us to KCI and we put the groom on to a plane headed for laguardia. we first took his credit cards and money. only thing he had in his wallet was ID. we hopped on the plane headed to vegas. he woke up in NYC mad and hated us but we told him he left westport with some girl and we didn't know what happened to him. his ticket to vegas was waiting for him at the ticket counter. so he flew to Vegas and got there the next morning, we had been there since 11 pm the previous night doing vegas balls-2-da-wall crap. this is when the fun starts and he realizes his real bachelor party is starting now...
more to come.
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this is a long one so bear with me....
the groom: clams little bro
the date: married on valentines day (dumb) bachelor party on NYE
the location: vegas via nyc
this was a two day event that occurred on december 30th and 31st, 1997.
we told clams bro that our bachelor party for him was 12/30 and we all head to westport, there's 6 of his friends, me and my older bro, and clams little bro aka the groom. we proceed to get him very drunk in westport - blackout phase 8 type crap. clams older bro doesn't drink and so we had him drive us to KCI and we put the groom on to a plane headed for laguardia. we first took his credit cards and money. only thing he had in his wallet was ID. we hopped on the plane headed to vegas. he woke up in NYC mad and hated us but we told him he left westport with some girl and we didn't know what happened to him. his ticket to vegas was waiting for him at the ticket counter. so he flew to Vegas and got there the next morning, we had been there since 11 pm the previous night doing vegas balls-2-da-wall crap. this is when the fun starts and he realizes his real bachelor party is starting now...
more to come.
:zzz:
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Almost died in Chicago last September, see near death experiences thread.
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i touched a boob once.
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had a bachelor party that neither my roommate or i planned on attending end up using our house as a base of operations. we didn't invite anyone over, i guess the grooms brother just told everyone to meet at our house (and never ok'd it with us) since we lived in kansas city. had some fun, drank a lot and played tackle football in the front yard at 3:30 after the bars closed until the neighbor asked us to keep it down.
then i didn't go to the wedding the next week because eff that guy.
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went to babydoll's with my friend's whole family, including his mom/dad and 3 aunts/uncles.
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Story of one I went on once:
Celebrating his upcoming marriage to Tracy Garner (Sasha Barrese), Doug Billings (Justin Bartha) travels with his best friends Phil Wenneck (Bradley Cooper), Stu Price (Ed Helms), and Tracy's brother and Doug's future brother-in-law Alan (Zach Galifianakis) to Las Vegas in Alan's father's Mercedes-Benz for a bachelor party, staying at Caesars Palace, where they relax in the room and go to a casino and celebrate with few drinks on the hotel rooftop. The next morning, Phil, Stu and Alan awaken to find they have no memory of the previous night, and Doug is nowhere to be found. Stu is missing a tooth, their hotel suite is in disarray, a tiger is in their bathroom, a chicken in their living room, and a baby is in the closet, whom they name "Carlos". They find Doug's mattress impaled on a statue outside of their hotel and when they ask for their Mercedes, the valet delivers an LVPD police cruiser.
Following clues to their steps, the trio travel to a hospital where they discover they were drugged with rohypnol ("roofies"), causing their memory loss, and that they came to the hospital from a chapel. At the chapel, they learn that Stu married a stripper, Jade (Heather Graham), despite having a long-term relationship with his mean-spirited girlfriend, Melissa (Rachael Harris). Outside the chapel, the trio are attacked by gangsters, saying they are looking for someone. They flee and visit Jade, discovering that she is the mother of the baby, whose real name is Tyler, before being arrested by the police for stealing the police cruiser. Having been told that the Mercedes has been impounded, the trio is released when they volunteer to be targets for a taser demonstration, unknowingly. While driving the Mercedes, they discover a naked Chinese guy in the trunk who attacks them and flees. Alan confesses that he drugged their drinks to ensure they had a good night, thinking the drug to be ecstasy.
Returning to their villa, they find Mike Tyson, who orders the trio to return the tiger to his mansion immediately. Stu drugs the tiger with the remaining rohypnol and they drive towards Tyson's home in the Mercedes, but the tiger attacks them, claws Phil on his neck, and damages the car's interior. After pushing the car the rest of the way to the mansion, Tyson shows the trio footage of them at his house to help them locate Doug. While driving, their car is struck by another vehicle intentionally; the passengers are revealed to be the gangsters from the chapel and their boss, Leslie Chow (Ken Jeong) – the naked man from their trunk – who accuses the trio of stealing $80,000 of his money that was in his purse and kidnapping him. As the guys try to deny this, Chow says he has their friend, and threatens to kill him if his money is not returned. Unaware of the location of Chow's $80,000, Alan, with help from Stu and Jade, uses his knowledge of card counting to win $82,400 playing Blackjack.
They meet with Chow and exchange the money, only to find that "Doug" is an African-American drug dealer (nicknamed Black Doug by the trio), who inadvertently sold Alan the roofies. With the wedding occurring in 5 hours, Phil phones Tracy, telling her that they cannot find Doug. After a conversation with "Black Doug" (Mike Epps), Stu realizes where Doug is. The trio travel back to their hotel where they find Doug on the roof, moved there on his mattress while he was asleep, as a practical joke by Stu, Phil and Alan. Doug's mattress had been thrown there by Doug himself, in an attempt to signal for help. Before leaving, Stu makes arrangements to go on a date with Jade the following week. With less than four hours before the wedding and with no flights to L.A. available, the foursome race home, with Doug revealing he has possession of Chow's original $80,000. Despite their late arrival, Doug and Tracy are married and Stu breaks up with Melissa after having grown tired of her controlling his life. As the reception ends, Alan finds Stu's digital camera detailing the events they cannot remember and the four agree to look at the pictures together before deleting the evidence of their exploits.
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same thing happened to me, except in bangkok
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For my best buds wedding we went to a royals game, I got super duper pakd. Game got over and since I had already driven several people to the game I decided driving to P&L would be no big deal. I didn't know until after that my best bros dad told him whatever you do DO NOT get into the car with TBT(on our way to P&L). We ended up having one of our buddies who lived in Shawnee come get us after I singlehandedly funded P&L's pockets for the night. Was very pakd from the night before until 8PM the next day.
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Left a bro at the outhouse.
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A brides party tried to crash the party I was at. My friend Daniel was playfully chasing their truck and jumped onto the gate and then fell off at about 15-20 Mph. He laid in pain for about 10 min. coughing up blood. He was okay though.
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Eating good food, drinking some brews and watching a game sounds like a pretty good time
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Saw Calvin Harris cry after being heckled for not playing Carly Rae Jepson at the Wynn/Tryst
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Cousin(female) lives in atlanta and I went out on a "mini" bachelor party the night before the wedding with the groom and his friends. The groom is one of those people who will get hammered and just kind of wander off. The girls all did their own thing(probably some stupid spa crap or something) while we go out and get hammered.
We go to a couple of bars in Buckhead and all of a sudden we cant find the groom. Search the bar we are at head to toe but we cant find him. Best man calls the bride to be(my cousin) at 1am the day before the wedding and tells her we cant find her soon to be husband. The girls load up in a car and come to meet us to help find the groom.....
We walk out of the bar to meet them and the groom is hammered drunk leaning up against a telephone pole out front, he thought we were going to a different bar and decided to wait for us outside.
Bride to be and everyone shows up as we are finding him and are nice enough to give us all a ride home :D.
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Saw a stripper stick a tootsie pop in what appeared to be a groomsman butt then consume said tootsie pop. :thumbsup:
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I had my bachelor party at the Ozarks cause my pledge bros rich parents have a huge house there. We went to a strip club which I would not recommend to anyone but I probably enjoyed it. All the strippers autographed my massive pecs and then I had to explain that to my future wife when I got home.
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Saw a stripper stick a tootsie pop in what appeared to be a groomsman butt then consume said tootsie pop. :thumbsup:
Some strippers are extremely dedicated and will go to great lengths to provide quality entertainment.
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The groom is one of those people who will get hammered and just kind of wander off.
I love the foreshadowing here
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Saw a stripper stick a tootsie pop in what appeared to be a groomsman butt then consume said tootsie pop. :thumbsup:
Hellhammer is one of my faves. Why don't you post in the music mood thread more often?
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The best pro tip is to batch well in advance of the wedding. This night before crap is a recipe for disaster.
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went to a place called Roxys in STL for a friends bachelor party a couple summers ago. I don't recommend it.
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i touched a boob once.
I lied
It was actually twice
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i touched a boob once.
I lied
It was actually twice
Did it feel like a bag of sand?
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Just had these bachelor party plans emailed to me and as an old man these plans excite me
Alright fellas, as of right now we don't have the exact date for the party but we have it narrowed down between either Saturday April 26 / Sunday April 27th or Saturday May 3rd / Sunday May 4th. Anyway the plan goes as follows :
We will head from Topeka to KC that Saturday and head straight to the Holiday Inn Express in the Westport District of KC.
801 Westport Rd, Kansas City, Mo
After checking into the hotel we will drive back to the Kansas side for some indoor Go Kart racing at Sadlers in Olathe. These things are no joke, they do about 45 mph and you must wear a DOT approved helmet.
325 N Mer-Len Rd Olathe, KS
After we get kicked out of that place (cause I'm sure someone is gonna get put into a wall at some point) we'll make our way back towards the Westport district maybe stopping at some random place for a drink on the way back to the hotel (if you have any suggestions speak up) after returning to the hotel we will hang out with a few drinks and maybe plot out what bars to go to.
Next will be dinner at the Beer Kitchen in the Westport District. This place is walking distance and on the same road as the hotel.
435 Westport Rd Kansas City, MO
After dinner we will wander around the Westport and Country Club Plaza districts for a bit. After awhile a party bus will come pick us up and take us to the Waldo district for awhile. After Waldo the bus will take us to the Ameristar Casino, if anyone isn't a gambler or doesn't have the ends to gamble that's fine because I will be furnishing the party bus with plenty of beer (a mini keg of Seth's choice on tap, then 30 packs of domestic light beers) you will not need to bring any alcohol for the bus unless you're wanting to drink liquor, beer is on me for the bus.
3200 N Ameristar Dr Kansas City, MO
After the Casino maybe drive around for a bit and party if we have time, everyone in KC for party buses has a minimum of 5hr booking for the buses on Saturdays.
The next day, after we get up, we will be taking a tour of the Boulevard Brewery
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went to a place called Roxys in STL for a friends bachelor party a couple summers ago. I don't recommend it.
Why not?
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After awhile a party bus will come pick us up and take us to the Waldo district for awhile. After Waldo the bus will take us to the Ameristar Casino, if anyone isn't a gambler or doesn't have the ends to gamble that's fine because I will be furnishing the party bus with plenty of beer (a mini keg of Seth's choice on tap, then 30 packs of domestic light beers) you will not need to bring any alcohol for the bus unless you're wanting to drink liquor, beer is on me for the bus.
3200 N Ameristar Dr Kansas City, MO
After the Casino maybe drive around for a bit and party if we have time, everyone in KC for party buses has a minimum of 5hr booking for the buses on Saturdays.
Pro-Tip: if you have a good playlist and plenty of drinks, nobody is going to want to get off the bus, except to pee and smoke. It is the funnest part of your whole night. Just have the driver drive around while you blast tunes and get loaded
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After awhile a party bus will come pick us up and take us to the Waldo district for awhile. After Waldo the bus will take us to the Ameristar Casino, if anyone isn't a gambler or doesn't have the ends to gamble that's fine because I will be furnishing the party bus with plenty of beer (a mini keg of Seth's choice on tap, then 30 packs of domestic light beers) you will not need to bring any alcohol for the bus unless you're wanting to drink liquor, beer is on me for the bus.
3200 N Ameristar Dr Kansas City, MO
After the Casino maybe drive around for a bit and party if we have time, everyone in KC for party buses has a minimum of 5hr booking for the buses on Saturdays.
Pro-Tip: if you have a good playlist and plenty of drinks, nobody is going to want to get off the bus, except to pee and smoke. It is the funnest part of your whole night. Just have the driver drive around while you blast tunes and get loaded
But what about the guy(s) who want to get laid?
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One the morning after my stag party (I demanded it be branded a stag party, just something different ya know?), my buddy Will* wakes me up at like 7am and says he and Todd* are hitting the road. He also says "oh, I think Tim* may have crap on the floor in the (hotel) bathroom." I'm like, okay, bye bye I go back to sleep now. So a couple hours later I wake up and remember what Will* told me so I go take a look and there's Tim* laying on the bathroom floor by the toilet, pants and underwear down to his ankles, with a nice little poop right there on the floor next to the toilet. As far as poops go it was a cute little thing. Anyway he had no recollection of what happened and we spent about 2 hours on the drive home theorizing about what in the world happened.
* - indicates that names where changed to preserve anonymity.