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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: AST on February 04, 2014, 10:46:06 AM
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i'm doing it guys!!! although i will say if i get 3 months in and i don't see an exceptional ending in the future, i reserve the right to end it then
so to sum up, i am definitely in for 3 months of a yeard but hopefully a yeard will be had
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Wtf is a yeard
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it's when you grow a beard for a year, like this magnificent thing
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I'm going to guess year-long beard.
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yeard thread
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yeard thread
omg, you said yeard thread, like weird thread :love:
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yeard thread
omg, you said yeard thread, like weird thread :love:
HA! I see someone is familiar with my off beat sense of humor! ;)
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I'm going to guess year-long beard.
NAILED IT
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is this a hipster facial hair contest or a white trash facial hair contest?
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Yuck!
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you just have to maintain some sort of beard for 365 consecutive days, or you can't even trim it for a year?
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is this a hipster facial hair contest or a white trash facial hair contest?
no
Yuck!
no you
you just have to maintain some sort of beard for 365 consecutive days, or you can't even trim it for a year?
idk my bff jill
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will you have to wear a yeard hairnet to keep yeard out of your grassy beef fat?
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will you have to wear a yeard hairnet to keep yeard out of your grassy beef fat?
i just want to grow a beard for a year, that is all i know
that did just cross my mind though about 15 mins ago :ohno:
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Do you get to trim your neard?
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i do not have in my hand now nor do i ever want to have a yeard official handbook
here's what i do have, a will and ability to grow a yeard and i'm gonna let the cards fall where they may from there
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i do not have in my hand now nor do i ever want to have a yeard official handbook
here's what i do have, a will and ability to grow a yeard and i'm gonna let the cards fall where they may from there
YOLO
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Do you get to trim your neard?
it's @TrimGoEMAW
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Do you get to trim your neard?
it's @TrimGoEMAW
it's not that kind of trim
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ok, exactly 5 weeks in. could be better, could be a whole lot worse...
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i'm worried that you violated the yeard ethical code by shaving your neck beard. did you shave you neard? it should have connected to your chest hair by now.
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i'm a man, i make my own rules :driving:
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i like a little facial hair but too much is just horrible. my rankings....
1) three-five days worth of facial hair growth.
2) six-nine days worth of facial hair growth.
3) no facial hair.
4) more than ten days of facial hair growth.
i'm out. :buh-bye:
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Man that low t situation really resolved itself, congrats man.
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2 months in, oh man this thing is coming in nicely
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:billdance:
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no
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no
i know you're handle on gE is Kim but are you a girl irl? i ask because the only people irl that don't like it are women
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no
i know you're handle on gE is Kim but are you a girl irl? i ask because the only people irl that don't like it are women
so you think you look good?
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i know you're handle on gE is Kim but are you a girl irl? i ask because the only people irl that don't like it are women
so you think you look good?
it's all a matter of starting point kim (you never answered my question), i feel i look no better or worse than before beard, just different. anyways, i am way past the point where i care how people think i look or i would not be growing a beard for a year.
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looks good. i'm worried about grilling and whatnot in the texas heat over the coming months tho. if you start feeling overheated, shave it, don't try to be a hero.
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I think your beard looks great and has amazing potential in the coming months. I look forward to following this thread.
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looks good. i'm worried about grilling and whatnot in the texas heat over the coming months tho. if you start feeling overheated, shave it, don't try to be a hero.
dude, that is my only worry. my wife is hoping it will be too hot for me so i will shave it. so not only do i have to fight not being a hero, i have to fight the ego thing with my wife. :runaway:
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having really long hair on your face is great. keep going.
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I think your beard looks great and has amazing potential in the coming months. I look forward to following this thread.
thank you meow meow. it's support like yours that will keep me going during the grueling months ahead.
having really long hair on your face is great. keep going.
thanks kim!!!!! :love:
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looks good. i'm worried about grilling and whatnot in the texas heat over the coming months tho. if you start feeling overheated, shave it, don't try to be a hero.
dude, that is my only worry. my wife is hoping it will be too hot for me so i will shave it. so not only do i have to fight not being a hero, i have to fight the ego thing with my wife. :runaway:
corn starch helps cool you down, could look kinda funky in the beard, but maybe not!
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looks good. i'm worried about grilling and whatnot in the texas heat over the coming months tho. if you start feeling overheated, shave it, don't try to be a hero.
dude, that is my only worry. my wife is hoping it will be too hot for me so i will shave it. so not only do i have to fight not being a hero, i have to fight the ego thing with my wife. :runaway:
corn starch helps cool you down, could look kinda funky in the beard, but maybe not!
great idea! but do i put the corn starch on all of me or just the beard? i don't want to get this wrong. :ohno:
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I sport a beard every winter, its truly a rewarding experience. Godspeed, AST, Godspeed.
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looks good. i'm worried about grilling and whatnot in the texas heat over the coming months tho. if you start feeling overheated, shave it, don't try to be a hero.
yup, keep rocking it but once it starts affecting your performance in the cooking thread, know when to bow out :thumbs:
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I'm probably within a week of peak beard (lifetime).
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Bearded up in Jan. Had one since. I keep it between a #2 & #3 on my clippers length wise.
Big thing that made it doable was conditioner when showering and beard oil afterwards. Initially, it was super stiff like a brillo pad or something. Conditioner and oil has it super soft now and feels great.
CNSWife has thrown all her influence behind me never fully shaving again.
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Bearded up in Jan. Had one since. I keep it between a #2 & #3 on my clippers length wise.
Big thing that made it doable was conditioner when showering and beard oil afterwards. Initially, it was super stiff like a brillo pad or something. Conditioner and oil has it super soft now and feels great.
CNSWife has thrown all her influence behind me never fully shaving again.
Wow! What is this Beard Oil?
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oh man, those are a couple great beard success stories! still rocking my beard, 3 months and a couple days. CNS i also picked up some beard oil and now my beard is sooo soft.
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this is the stuff i picked up puniraptor
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:love:
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Bearded up in Jan. Had one since. I keep it between a #2 & #3 on my clippers length wise.
Big thing that made it doable was conditioner when showering and beard oil afterwards. Initially, it was super stiff like a brillo pad or something. Conditioner and oil has it super soft now and feels great.
CNSWife has thrown all her influence behind me never fully shaving again.
Wow! What is this Beard Oil?
Check out the thread about Benja buying something on amazon from last week. I linked it there. It is $25 and you get a super tiny bottle of it, but it lasts a really long time. I haven't used two bottles yet and I have been using it for 4 months.
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beards are gross
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beards are gross
cool
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I'm sorry you can't grow a beard, kim :frown:
Feel free to start a thread about your favorite body hairs.
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beards are gross
Jealously, due to lack of the alpha male ability to grow a full, Valhalla-esque beard. I'm sorry Carnes, that must really suck!
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I bet if you put that on your bush it would be downy soft.
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Looks good, Mr. McCandless.
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3 month update
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Looks pretty classy...
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:Wha:
THAT IS AWESOME!!
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I wish I could grow a yeard. Couldn't even grow a monthrd. :frown:
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I wish I could grow a yeard. Couldn't even grow a monthrd. :frown:
Have your cat lick your chin every evening before you go to bed. If you don't have a cat, then have your wife do it.
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:sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek:
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:sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek:
TRY IT, YOU'LL LIKE IT! :lick:
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3 month update
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That's pretty good for 3 months. Mine is 5 months and about that same length.
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3 month update
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That's pretty good for 3 months. Mine is 5 months and about that same length.
:cheers:
blessing and a curse. great for this one time i want to grow a beard. also the reason why i go the constant stubble route when not donning a beard and decided to shave my head. i ain't about to drop time or money on getting a haircut every 2 weeks.
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im not sure what to do with my mustache. once its hanging over my lips i pretty much cant deal. i may trim it down and keep the goat going to zztop.
also of course i shave off my neck beard so I dont look like a huge freak
what do you other beardizens do with your 'staches?
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im not sure what to do with my mustache. once its hanging over my lips i pretty much cant deal. i may trim it down and keep the goat going to zztop.
also of course i shave off my neck beard so I dont look like a huge freak
what do you other beardizens do with your 'staches?
I trim my 'stache. I can't stand for it to get into my mouth.
I bought some beard oil last week. It works good but it stinks. I may have to find a different brand.
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im not sure what to do with my mustache. once its hanging over my lips i pretty much cant deal. i may trim it down and keep the goat going to zztop.
also of course i shave off my neck beard so I dont look like a huge freak
what do you other beardizens do with your 'staches?
I trim my 'stache. I can't stand for it to get into my mouth.
I bought some beard oil last week. It works good but it stinks. I may have to find a different brand.
i got a couple oils and a gloss. one oil is totally scentless, one smells like a mountain pine forest, and the gloss smells great.
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Looks pretty classy...
rough ridin' outstanding :clap:
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also my lower lip gets trimmmed because it has an extremely wierd hair patter and also when the upper lip hair touches the bottom lip hair it is the worst sensation in the world
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This all sounds gross.
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I guess my beard is a bit longer than AST's.
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:sdeek:
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:horrorsurprise:
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I guess my beard is a bit longer than AST's.
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you look like a dumbass with that thing. just fyi.
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That is one hell of a beard.
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also, you're fat
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also, you're fat
Am I? Thanks for the heads up.
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Holy crap Batt BcKee is a Jim Henson Creationtm
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:drool:
that is a lot of beard
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THIS IS A SAFE ZONETM. GET THE eff OUT, CYBERBULLY KIM
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What are the side segments? Stache? Burns? Chops?
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THIS IS A SAFE ZONETM. GET THE eff OUT, CYBERBULLY KIM
i'm trying to keep this guy from self-destructing
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Also by now, I have totally forgotten which actual poster Batt BcKee is.
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It's cfod right? :dunno:
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THIS IS A SAFE ZONETM. GET THE eff OUT, CYBERBULLY KIM
i'm trying to keep this guy from self-destructing
if we met IRL we would be best buds, KC. Your honesty is refreshing.
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It's cfod right? :dunno:
yea
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I am growing a joke mustache and it looks awful. I would take bids on whether I should keep it going until FattyFest.
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Does your beard help with stacking software sale bodybags?
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Does your beard help with stacking software sale bodybags?
It helps with everything.
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I am growing a joke mustache and it looks awful. I would take bids on whether I should keep it going until FattyFest.
I'll start it at $15. Like, the money goes to the fattyfund, right?
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I am growing a joke mustache and it looks awful. I would take bids on whether I should keep it going until FattyFest.
I'll start it at $15. Like, the money goes to the fattyfund, right?
Of course.
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is this a hipster facial hair contest or a white trash facial hair contest?
If you think about it, true hipsters are kind of a variant on white trash.
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I am growing a joke mustache and it looks awful. I would take bids on whether I should keep it going until FattyFest.
I'll start it at $15. Like, the money goes to the fattyfund, right?
Of course.
I'm also in for $15
As for AST the beard is righteous, but I really wish you would have let the hair grow as well, as long as your not bald or something. That would be bad.
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mckee, why have you not posted more in the metal thread?
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Just so we're clear you guys are on team mustache, right?
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mckee, why have you not posted more in the metal thread?
I don't listen to much metal anymore. I used to listen to Pantera and Metallica back in the day. I think I can name maybe 1 current metal band and they're probably not metal enough for the metal thread.
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Just so we're clear you guys are on team mustache, right?
YES
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Glad to see a thread like this, but hate that I shaved my handlebar off a while back. It's in the process of returning to it's former glory, but certainly not back at full strength just yet.
Glad team yeard is also team 'stache.
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mckee, why have you not posted more in the metal thread?
I don't listen to much metal anymore. I used to listen to Pantera and Metallica back in the day. I think I can name maybe 1 current metal band and they're probably not metal enough for the metal thread.
Coldplay, right?
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mckee, why have you not posted more in the metal thread?
I don't listen to much metal anymore. I used to listen to Pantera and Metallica back in the day. I think I can name maybe 1 current metal band and they're probably not metal enough for the metal thread.
Coldplay, right?
I"m not that dumb. Vertical Horizon.
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Just so we're clear you guys are on team mustache, right?
most definitely yes
extra cool points awarded if you take picture of your stache while holding a lollipop and leaning against a white cargo van
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I am growing a joke mustache and it looks awful. I would take bids on whether I should keep it going until FattyFest.
$20 keep it going.
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what color is your mustache? my mustache is blonde so even a joke mustache puts me on a watch list.
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I want KK to keep his mustache for fatty fest, for sure.
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I am growing a joke mustache and it looks awful. I would take bids on whether I should keep it going until FattyFest.
$20 keep it going.
fwiw, i saw him yesterday and it was a noticeable start.
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Starting the beard because it's too painful to shave right now. I should look like a mountain man in 6 months.
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welcome to our wolfpack. don't worry about the toy poodles that come in making snarky remarks.
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Starting the beard because it's too painful to shave right now. I should look like a mountain man in 6 months.
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you're not going to be able to see very well with your fro/beard combo
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4 months and still going
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The serious look makes it all the more awesome.
Gonna win 'em all!
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yeah, i'm a stoic
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How do you fit in that shower? Looks very narrow.
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How do you fit in that shower? Looks very narrow.
my word it is the smallest shower known to man. we have plans to blow it out but until then, i use the shower in the guest bathroom and let mrs tramp use that one
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How do you fit in that shower? Looks very narrow.
my word it is the smallest shower known to man. we have plans to blow it out but until then, i use the shower in the guest bathroom and let mrs tramp use that one since I am a rough ridin' GIANT!
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Is that your man/cave/shower?
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I don't think you should call her mrs tramp
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Is that your man/cave/shower?
idk, see my previous post
I don't think you should call her mrs tramp
you're right, so casual of me. mrs supertramp it is
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My beard journey has come to an end. (For now!)
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Each end is a new beginning.
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Quitter
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no man should have to endure an entire texas summer with that thing on his face.
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So, who wants to embark on a monthstache journey?
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Please tell me this is luked.
http://www.designboom.com/art/animal-beards-schick-free-your-skin-campaign-06-19-2014/?utm_campaign=daily&utm_medium=e-mail&utm_source=subscribers
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shopped
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ferret head on rabbit body :sdeek:
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So, who wants to embark on a monthstache journey?
I haven't touched my 'stache since the Royals started their win streak.
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So, I got the beard trimmed yesterday, guys. It looks pretty awesome right now. This might be the greatest 4th of July ever!
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show us the freedom beard, we want to see the freedom beard
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Give me freedom beard, or give me death. :shakesfist:
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I don't know. I'm nervous. Last time Kim Carnes told me I was fat. :(
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:fatty:
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:emawkid:
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Mother of God you're like Mufasa the great Lion King. :D
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oh my
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One month in.
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McKee, i know this is not a competition but you are kicking my ass & it's even in my thread. i don't like it one bit i tell you not one bit at all. the ass-kicking part that is, love the beard, hate the ass-kicking.
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McKee, i know this is not a competition but you are kicking my ass & it's even in my thread. i don't like it one bit i tell you not one bit at all. the ass-kicking part that is, love the beard, hate the ass-kicking.
If it makes you feel better, when this thread was started I was already about 3 months in on my beard.
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McKee, i know this is not a competition but you are kicking my ass & it's even in my thread. i don't like it one bit i tell you not one bit at all. the ass-kicking part that is, love the beard, hate the ass-kicking.
If it makes you feel better, when this thread was started I was already about 3 months in on my beard.
that's too much info to go on the front of a trophy so it will get left off. history records winners and losers and let's hollywood make up the rest.
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this thread is High T :love:
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I could have posted in the Facebook thread, but the friend isn't from my home town so I'll just put this here instead.
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was sitting in a driveway today, waiting for a call from a customer and i said to myself, "have you updated the yeard journey in awhile?"
well, now i have. 6 months!
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You should do one looking out from your beard like your neck took the picture. Would be fun.
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Lookin good, AST.
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9 months amd some change, i think i'm gonna make it
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:emawkid:
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It's glorious, AST. I'm very jealous.
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also, glad to finally have some diversity here. everyone else looks like a damn cartoon cat
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ast, please describe the texture and fragrance of your creation.
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super soft and smells like spiced rum
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AST, please do some of these things with your beard and post pics here.
http://www.boredpanda.com/beard-style-designs-mr-incredibeard-isaiah-webb/
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i sure wish i could Mrs. Gooch. to attempt those looks like about 2+ years of beard and i haven't even made a year yet. maybe in the future.
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I'm a little over two months in on the beard growth. I also haven't had my hair cut since late July. I don't see any reason to.
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I'm working on the Dan Bilzerian style beard. Just need to fine tune the trimming a little bit.
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I'm working on the Dan Bilzerian style beard. Just need to fine tune the trimming a little bit.
after a quick search, don't ever stop living that life
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I'm 3.5 months in. Depending on work, I may make it a year.
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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I had an unfortunate trimming incident and had to start over. :frown:
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I cut about 6 inches off of mine about 3 weeks ago.
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I cut 16 inches off of mine last week for locks of love.
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I cut 16 inches off of mine last week for locks of love.
I cut 17 inches off of mine 6 days ago, also for locks of love.
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I cut 16 inches off of mine last week for locks of love.
I cut 17 inches off of mine 6 days ago, also for locks of love.
Mine is only 5 inches :frown:
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I cut 16 inches off of mine last week for locks of love.
I cut 17 inches off of mine 6 days ago, also for locks of love.
Mine is only 5 inches :frown:
sounds like it would struggle to even start a 9-month journey
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Ok, I told myself I wouldn't do this, but I'm going to post a pic. The mustache in all its glory... (stupid chinstrap is gone, btw) :emawkid:
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Are you trying to seduce me?
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That is pure sex
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still can't find you in your composite
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That stache demands round glasses
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That stache demands round glasses
So much this
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I have to go to a soccer meeting, but my huge boner won't let me get behind a steering wheel.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Ok, I told myself I wouldn't do this, but I'm going to post a pic. The mustache in all its glory... (stupid chinstrap is gone, btw) :emawkid:
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for posterity
Gonna win 'em all!
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I don't grow facial hair fast. But I'm going to go for the yeard. Also upon further review it has only been 2.5 months and I started from scratch.
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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:thumbsup:
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Screw it. 7 months in. Mostly neckbeard, but still proud.(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftapatalk.imageshack.com%2Fv2%2F15%2F01%2F15%2Fd7d61c7324a69581e23aebd47dface91.jpg&hash=e38551d12d516bd78412b6b416ce3abc22eed73e)
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That's super fierce Spracne! Bravo!
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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I don't even recognize you sdk
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:Woot:
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sdk, you look every bit a baseball player with that thing
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i shaved off about a month and a halfs worth of growth a week ago, stay strong guys
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i pictured spracs with blonde hair for some reason :confused:
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Wow, it's a revolution!
And those glasses are VA freebies, so next time maybe...
And nice move, dobber!
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only a squawk would lie about their beard to their friends. sad actually.
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I don't even recognize you sdk
Hahaha would I recognize you?
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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No rough ridin' way that is spracsy
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yesterday approximately 11am
2 year old girl [looks at AST, looks at mom, looks back at AST] says: Santa Klaus?
AST [in a very gently voice] says: oh no, sorry sweety but i'm not. Santa has a white beard.
2 year old girl [looks back at mom] says: [ :Crybaby:]
mom of 2 year old girl say: i'm so sorry, how embarassing
AST says: i'm sorry i made your sweet daughter cry
:ohno:
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I don't even recognize you sdk
Hahaha would I recognize you?
#TheWesIsTheFuture
I'm fat now :cry:
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sdk, you look every bit a baseball player with that thing
I've actually been told that a bit. I think it's partly the hat.
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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absolutely
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I don't even recognize you sdk
Hahaha would I recognize you?
#TheWesIsTheFuture
I'm fat now :cry:
Don't believe it.
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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sdk looks like a civil war soldier.
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Spracne made my boner go limp.
Gonna win 'em all!
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No rough ridin' way that is spracsy
Only yard dog knows the truth :Wha:
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this yeard journey is not a joke spracne, so you should probably cryonight
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that guy isn't black so it's clearly not spracne
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sdk looks like a civil war soldier.
his eyes are a little bit scary, a little bit sad. but also attractive.
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sdk looks like a civil war soldier.
his eyes are a little bit scary, a little bit sad. but also attractive.
I've never been summed up so succinctly. Thank you, sys. :blush:
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Do me now
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What's your address? :fatty:
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chris, idk how to put this, but we aren't the ones who should be judging you right now
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When did this site become a WVU mountaineer board?
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When did this site become a WVU mountaineer board?
it always has been
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When did this site become a WVU mountaineer board?
Who let you out of the mine?
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When did this site become a WVU mountaineer board?
Who let you out of the mine?
Good one spracs!
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Got a little help from my friends.
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When did this site become a WVU mountaineer board?
Who let you out of the mine?
Good one spracs!
It may not have been my best work, but damn, a Spracne comparison?? :sdeek:
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I love cdub and Spracne
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Some of the comments ITT made me feel self-conscious, so I shaved. Much regrets. Now I remember why I grew a beard to begin with.
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@WackyCat08 :peek:
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you should get a couple of tires and chop down a tree, make a nice fire pit. light all of this on fire and wait for the smoke to get thick. check the wind and make sure you are walking into it. the yeard journey is not a joke.
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you should get a couple of tires and chop down a tree, make a nice fire pit. light all of this on fire and wait for the smoke to get thick. check the wind and make sure you are walking into it. the yeard journey is not a joke.
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woof, i would stick to the other picture
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Omg that Kansas Slash Iowa cut
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Just brush everything forward, it'll look great
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i know roughly 1,000 of him
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this morning i zipped my beard up into my coat zipper. YIPES!
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I can pull my beard into my mouth and bite it. :dunno:
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I can pull my beard into my mouth and bite it. :dunno:
I can cover my eyes with my beard :ROFL:
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I can pull my beard into my mouth and bite it. :dunno:
I can cover my eyes with my beard :ROFL:
Braggert.
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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I cut about 8 inches off of my beard a month ago or so. It was too long.
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Other than a bit of pruning here and there I haven't shaved since December 10.
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I cut about 8 inches off of my beard a month ago or so. It was too long.
Which of your holes did you put it in?
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cDubya looks nothing like I expected. I was expecting more of a Buck Wild look.
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cDubya looks nothing like I expected. I was expecting more of a Buck Wild look.
Sorry to disappoint!
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so when you are building long handlebars, do you grow all your mustache out to that length? or just grow out the ends and trim the upper lip to a reasonable level?
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so when you are building long handlebars, do you grow all your mustache out to that length? or just grow out the ends and trim the upper lip to a reasonable level?
The whole thing. Mine has only been growing around 6-8 months so the stuff closest to the center isn't part of the handlebar curl much yet. Eventually, though, the center will add thickness to the curl. It's only a dozen hairs or so out there at the tip, lol. Poor guys have the most difficult job too.
Sorry for a disproportionately large reply to your simple question.
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3.5 months
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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Is that the top of a Willie tattoo
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:sdeek:
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Have you discovered that you have suddenly developed skill with carpentry and building things?
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Have you discovered that you have suddenly developed skill with carpentry and building things?
Had that for 10 years already.
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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Is that the top of a Willie tattoo
No. Look up gatecrasher. A black and outlined one on either pec.
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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A year has come and gone. Thanks for all the encouragement and nut kicking along the way, I couldn't have done it without you. This is our achievement, not mine. TO THE YEARD :cheers:
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Congrats! Great accomplishment. (Not gEing)
Great resume builder. (gEing)
Gonna win 'em all!
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i can't even imagine how excited I'd be if I encountered someone with that yeard in full cycling attire :love:
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Holy God. I can't believe it only takes a year to grow that monument
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so are you going to keep it? grow a 2yeard? shave it off? donate it to locks of love?
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#2str8
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I mean, a tweard does come after a years so that would seem to be the logical next step.
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Omg! Amazing! Also so jelly. What's the length on that bad boy?
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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I would say a hand. Is that how you measure beard length?
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Works for horses and that is quite a mane.
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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Do you have a yeard net for your catering gigs?
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:White flag: :cheers:
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Seriously AST, it's time for you to start a pub/restaurant based on your pics of food/beer/beard alone.
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Still growing the beard out, AST?
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Also when I brush or comb it looks like pubes. I'm ok with that. I'm hot. Suck it.
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Cool beard, does the stache not come in very good?
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Better get back to the fields Sundance Yoder
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Cool beard, does the stache not come in very good?
Yes. But I hate it
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Better get back to the fields Sundance Yoder
Swing and Amish. (Yes it does look that way to me, too)
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I didn't choose this beard life. It chose me.
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What happened to your nose?
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It was broken. Sometimes I like to be tough. Sometimes it hurts.
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That's just a little dobber of chocolate syrup.
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E-trade and Kevin Spacey just took a giant crap on this thread.
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:ohno:
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:ohno:
did your beard get caught in the bike chain :runaway:
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:ohno:
did your beard get caught in the bike chain :runaway:
it might as well have
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rotisserie :runaway:
smoker lid :runaway:
blender :horrorsurprise:
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he smoked it and then ate it.
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he smoked it and then ate it.
Interesting. He would have posted a pic, if true (accurate).
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Maybe he read this http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/05/04/beard-swab-results/26861943/
:'bye cruel world:
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SdK, YEEESSSSS!!!!
Proud of you, buddy. Keep fighting the good fight, friend.
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That looks really good Sundance»¤«Kid, mine doesn't come in very well. I have always wished I could grow a beard but it's way too patchy.
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Now I want a piece of cheesecake from barnes and noble coffee place
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I'm starting to lose interest and want to be sexy again.
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In.
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:surprised:
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Well this should be interesting
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In.
:cheers:
im def a beard person now. i have forgotten the exact location of my chin. if i ever shave it i will feel like the bad guy from mission impossible rogue nation.
its not a yeard though, i grow it real bushy then go to the gE pro barber to craft it into a publicly acceptable shape, slightly larger every time
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I just learned that guys with a beard who like to keep them nice and trimmed and nice looking are called Lumbersexuals.
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I just learned that guys with a beard who like to keep them nice and trimmed and nice looking, who wear flannel and work boots for show are called Lumbersexuals.
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In.
I'm going to go ahead and chalk this up to fine GolfCating.
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I'm ready to move on. The problem is every day I decide to shave it, I get a beard nod from a fellow beardizen or two. How can I possibly shave my beard without completely betraying my bearded brothers and sisters who are counting on me?
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I'm ready to move on. The problem is every day I decide to shave it, I get a beard nod from a fellow beardizen or two. How can I possibly shave my beard without completely betraying my bearded brothers and sisters who are counting on me?
just do it.
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Whew that was easy
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I'm ready to move on. The problem is every day I decide to shave it, I get a beard nod from a fellow beardizen or two. How can I possibly shave my beard without completely betraying my bearded brothers and sisters who are counting on me?
you can't possibly get that many j-beard nods, can you?
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Not many j-beards, no. I did get one yesterday tho. It's possible I'm misinterpreting gaijin nods as beard nods?
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My other concern is that none of my Japanese coworkers will recognize me and I will have to reintroduce myself to the whole office.
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My other concern is that none of my Japanese coworkers will recognize me and I will have to reintroduce myself to the whole office.
you'll still look exactly like ethan hawke
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I've been in the same dilemma puni. 3-4 times a week I think about getting rid of the whole thing but just this weekend a cute girl was talking to me cause of the beard.
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My other concern is that none of my Japanese coworkers will recognize me and I will have to reintroduce myself to the whole office.
You'll still be the white guy in the office. :dunno:
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NSFW
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Goodbye, face
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sad
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The blonde is the mustache, the black is the neckbeard
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Where did the rest of it go?
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3 people have involuntarily screamed at the sight of me
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Please describe the condition of the skin now reveled by the shaving.
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Soft and white. I am keeping it at no guard stubble level so that obscures the whiteness.
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I forgot where my chin was
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I always picture a disgusting mess of whiteheads and lesions under those things.
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Wtf
Is there a mess of whiteheads and lesions on your scalp or something?
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I just came back to post "no offense intended."
One time a buddy shaved a yeard and it was pretty gross (whiteheads, no lesions).
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My skin actually got way better when long term bearding
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Razor shaving is what fucks you. I'm sure I would have had 800 ingrown hairs if I shaved.
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bearding back the beard. it was fun to be a tiny little baby for a while, but I began to miss the lifestyle.
only problem is all my beard balms are now rancid :(
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Welcome back, brother.
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I haven't yearded for a while. But I'm almost always bearding.
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bearding back the beard. it was fun to be a tiny little baby for a while, but I began to miss the lifestyle.
only problem is all my beard balms are now rancid :(
any potential to #ack the smoked oysters?
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bearding back the beard. it was fun to be a tiny little baby for a while, but I began to miss the lifestyle.
only problem is all my beard balms are now rancid :(
any potential to #ack the smoked oysters?
please trust me when I tell you that smoked oyster juice is for INTERNAL USE ONLY
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all i have is trust
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I use no balms and my beard is super soft. I bought one but I'm scared to use it cause it kind of smells like wood chips
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I use argan oil on mine. Seems to work well.
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I use no balms and my beard is super soft. I bought one but I'm scared to use it cause it kind of smells like wood chips
Wood chips is a great smell. You should use it.
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I don't like a constant smell on me
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I saw a beard oil that was a blend of pine and campfire smoke. That sounds delightful.
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Check this stuff out if you want some damn fine oil or eax...
http://thunderbeardproducts.bigcartel.com/products
Guy is a good friend of mine, and the scents are amazing. GF loves yhe Cowboy Coffee scent on my 'stache.