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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Basketball is hard => Topic started by: Please on January 14, 2014, 12:51:40 AM
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.. on Wiggins and Parker and Randle's level... Lets take a look..
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LOSING BY 26 TO YOUR RIVAL? GET IT TOGETHER!
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OFFICIAL REASONS YOU ARE A PIECE OF crap:
1. You're fat
2. You can't eat Cheetos without getting cheese dust all over your keyboard
3. You have an imaginary waifu which makes no sense because you masturbate to Yaoi
4. The healthiest food in your mom's Apt. is Lucky Charms expect you don't eat whole grain oats, you just pick out the marshmallows individually
5. You smell like hotpockets and acne
6. you keep holding up raids on WoW to manually reset the Halo soundtrack on iTunes because you're too Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) to set albums to repeat
7. You are upset with the American government because they refuse to acknowledge "irritable temperament in exposure to sunlight" as a welfare qualifying ailment, so you write angry messages on the return notices of government pensions sent to you for being too fat to work
8. Every time you attempt to wipe your ass, your fingers just break through the toilet paper because you're fat and uncoordinated, so feces ends up accumulating under your fingernails and ultimately in and around the area of your keyboard, and mixes with cheeto dust creating an otherwise harmful cheese-poop gas (or liquid depending on the humidity of the room from your heavy breathing), which you have built up a tolerance to thanks in combination from your efforts to break the record for most without even attempting something which could be construed as hygienic
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We are truly blessed to have J on our side.
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So butthurt, about our guy being an elite 4 year player.
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man, looks like lil bro sure has taken notice of our Diaper Dandy
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somebody better get foster a bigger pampers because he's the biggest diaper dandy in the big 12
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the world needs J
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:eek:
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Aren't there already a few threads about this?
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Aren't there already a few threads about this?
Yes, but we lost at KU.
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:star: :star: :star: :gocho:
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Thanks for stopping by, lukeplease.
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OFFICIAL REASONS YOU ARE A PIECE OF crap:
1. You're fat
2. You can't eat Cheetos without getting cheese dust all over your keyboard
3. You have an imaginary waifu which makes no sense because you masturbate to Yaoi
4. The healthiest food in your mom's Apt. is Lucky Charms expect you don't eat whole grain oats, you just pick out the marshmallows individually
5. You smell like hotpockets and acne
6. you keep holding up raids on WoW to manually reset the Halo soundtrack on iTunes because you're too Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) to set albums to repeat
7. You are upset with the American government because they refuse to acknowledge "irritable temperament in exposure to sunlight" as a welfare qualifying ailment, so you write angry messages on the return notices of government pensions sent to you for being too fat to work
8. Every time you attempt to wipe your ass, your fingers just break through the toilet paper because you're fat and uncoordinated, so feces ends up accumulating under your fingernails and ultimately in and around the area of your keyboard, and mixes with cheeto dust creating an otherwise harmful cheese-poop gas (or liquid depending on the humidity of the room from your heavy breathing), which you have built up a tolerance to thanks in combination from your efforts to break the record for most without even attempting something which could be construed as hygienic
I can vouch for this
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the world needs way more J
FYP
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Bump.
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Marcus Foster, G 6-12 4-8 2-2 0 3 3 5 1 0 5 2 18
Not bad for a frosh who has a bad finger, on his shooting hand I believe.
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Wiggins may be an ok NBA player if he can overcome the drug and alcohol abuse that most fall victim to living in lawrentucky. Obviously the McThugs, Selby, etc. need more time to recover still
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J really knocked it out of the park in this thread.
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Aren't there already a few threads about this?
Yes, but J's post makes this one unique. A true stand-alone among similar threads. :thumbs:
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Marcus Foster, G 6-12 4-8 2-2 0 3 3 5 1 0 5 2 18
Not bad for a frosh who has a bad finger, on his shooting hand I believe.
Got drilled in Lawrence tho
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We have 2 actually.
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Wiggins may be an ok NBA player if he can overcome the drug and alcohol abuse that most fall victim to living in lawrentucky. Obviously the McThugs, Selby, etc. need more time to recover still
Is Selby the biggest bust of all time?
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bump for a reminder that you are an irreverent school in a tiny, meaningless state. Nice "DIAPER DANDY" LMFAO
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bump for a reminder that you are an irreverent school in a tiny, meaningless state. Nice "DIAPER DANDY" LMFAO
Good post, steve dave.
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I suppose the "K" in KU doesn't stand for Kansas then?
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I suppose the "K" in KU doesn't stand for Kansas then?
Wut
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I suppose the "K" in KU doesn't stand for Kansas then?
Wut
oops I meant to quote Please's post, calling Kansas a meaningless state
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bump for a reminder that you are an irreverent school in a tiny, meaningless state. Nice "DIAPER DANDY" LMFAO
Irreverent is not the word that I would use to describe our cats. oscar is a very respectful person who mows his own lawn.
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I suppose the "K" in KU doesn't stand for Kansas then?
Wut
oops I meant to quote Please's post, calling Kansas a meaningless state
His tagline says he's the head of some :opcat: group in Texas affiliated with Duke...