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Title: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 19, 2013, 02:34:42 PM
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/19/21970359-marine-dies-during-trip-won-on-ellen-degeneres-show?lite
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Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 19, 2013, 02:38:03 PM
Ellen is hilarious.
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Post by: OK_Cat on December 19, 2013, 02:39:49 PM
gays - 1

marines - 0
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 19, 2013, 02:40:46 PM
 :frown:
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Post by: Emo EMAW on December 19, 2013, 02:44:45 PM
Marines don't retreat.  They just regroup in hell.
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Post by: Rams on December 19, 2013, 02:51:07 PM
maybe don't try so hard with the thread title  :flush:
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 19, 2013, 02:56:10 PM
maybe don't try so hard with the thread title  :flush:
:dubious:
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 19, 2013, 02:56:45 PM
what do you have against ellen, heath Robertson?
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 19, 2013, 02:57:26 PM
what do you have against ellen, heath Robertson?
She gives ppl free trips and then kills them. :dunno:
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Post by: The Big Train on December 19, 2013, 03:04:16 PM
Quote
Ellen DeGeneres said in a statement, "I've been speaking with Cherilyn. And my staff has been in touch with her as well. She's asked us to help keep this private as she tries to deal with this unimaginable tragedy. I hope everyone respects that."

 :curse:
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Post by: star seed 7 on December 19, 2013, 03:10:27 PM
jesus christ fanning....
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Post by: Tobias on December 19, 2013, 03:15:42 PM
jesus christ fanning....

last ditch effort at winning the internet in 2013
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 19, 2013, 03:19:29 PM
would have been better had fanning thrown in a "rug muncher" or something but i guess "giant bitch" will have to do.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 19, 2013, 03:19:52 PM
 :gocho:
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 19, 2013, 03:21:21 PM
alright guys... thoughts on people that back into parking spaces?

i don't mind as long as its not a busy lot :dunno:
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Post by: michigancat on December 19, 2013, 03:37:57 PM
between this and the krokodyll thread fanning lost any moral high ground on any subject
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Post by: Pett on December 19, 2013, 03:40:20 PM
The overall gesture was very kind of ED

#TeamEllen
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 19, 2013, 03:49:55 PM
between this and the krokodyll thread fanning lost any moral high ground on any subject
Yes, MC. You're so above us all.
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Post by: ben ji on December 19, 2013, 03:54:22 PM
alright guys... thoughts on people that back into parking spaces?

i don't mind as long as its not a busy lot :dunno:

Agree, but freaking HATE people that back in to spots when its busy.

Here is another one for ya tonya...Say its a busy parking lot and you see someone get in their car to leave...you stop and wait for them to pull out so you can have their spot....only prob is they are taking FOREVER and there are now like 5 cars behind you who are stuck.

How long do you wait for the car to pull out of the spot? If they don't pull out within 10 seconds of getting in the car I say F it and leave
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Post by: Tobias on December 19, 2013, 03:55:13 PM
gonna need 3BJ to weigh in on this one before i jump to any rash conclusions
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Post by: puniraptor on December 19, 2013, 03:59:12 PM
ellen is one of the very few actually funny people on tv. I'm suprised she hasnt moved up to an evening talk show slot, but I think she likes having the daytime monopoly (mom-opoly).
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Post by: mocat on December 19, 2013, 04:01:43 PM
glass ceiling bruh
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Post by: puniraptor on December 19, 2013, 04:04:08 PM
glass ceiling bruh

its tough to be an epaw  :frown:
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Post by: michigancat on December 19, 2013, 04:05:12 PM
between this and the krokodyll thread fanning lost any moral high ground on any subject
Yes, MC. You're so above us all.

well, duh. that was already established. I'm just pointing out that you're now in the OKCat zone. Toodles!
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 19, 2013, 04:05:46 PM
alright guys... thoughts on people that back into parking spaces?

i don't mind as long as its not a busy lot :dunno:

Agree, but freaking HATE people that back in to spots when its busy.

Here is another one for ya tonya...Say its a busy parking lot and you see someone get in their car to leave...you stop and wait for them to pull out so you can have their spot....only prob is they are taking FOREVER and there are now like 5 cars behind you who are stuck.

How long do you wait for the car to pull out of the spot? If they don't pull out within 10 seconds of getting in the car I say F it and leave

yeah i agree. 30 seconds tops. those other people need to get to do their shopping too ya know?

but i will say this. one time i was in the engineering parking lot on campus. this guy was creeping behind me like from the door to my car so he could have my spot. he was like slowly following and i was starting to wonder if he was gonna rape me or just wanted my spot. anyways, i got in my car and made a phone call because like im not on his time ya know? so he honks at me like im being a jerk so then i decide im gonna wait it out. a few minutes go by on this Mexican standoff so i decide to just leave but... as im getting ready to pull out i see a car full of guys i know so i yell at them to come from the other way and take my spot. i backed out towards the creepy guy and my bros pulled right in.

i felt a little bad about it but at the same time you shouldn't follow someone to their car, right? plus its my spot for the time. i can make a phone call and give it to a friend if i want.
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Post by: puniraptor on December 19, 2013, 04:06:46 PM
oh crap the toodles mic drop
^
psychoanalysis
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Post by: michigancat on December 19, 2013, 04:07:25 PM
oh crap the toodles mic drop
^
psychoanalysis

take a lap, puni
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Post by: mocat on December 19, 2013, 04:07:43 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 19, 2013, 04:08:28 PM
am i a bad person?  :frown:

wish someone else would weigh in on my parking situaish.
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Post by: michigancat on December 19, 2013, 04:09:26 PM
am i a bad person?  :frown:

wish someone else would weigh in on my parking situaish.

yes, you're a bad person. It's definitely rude/lazy to follow people to parking spots and idle while you wait for them, but you were the worse person here.
Title: Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 19, 2013, 04:10:57 PM
hmm ok so jury's still out on this one.
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Post by: Trim on December 19, 2013, 04:13:03 PM
The great thing about the mc-fanning exchange here is that it's wrecking fanning's day but it means as much to michigancat as whenever the cats hoops game is this weekend (saturday?).
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 19, 2013, 04:14:26 PM
Is there anything more predictable then MC rushing to a fanning thread? I guess it's pretty similar to a June bug rushing to a bug zapper. :lol: *ZAP*
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Post by: puniraptor on December 19, 2013, 04:15:07 PM
oh crap the toodles mic drop
^
psychoanalysis

take a lap, puni

 :Time Trial West:
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Post by: AbeFroman on December 19, 2013, 04:16:48 PM
This thread is way too try-hardy. Dude should be able to skydive better, he's a marine. They all skydive.
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Post by: OK_Cat on December 19, 2013, 09:45:10 PM

between this and the krokodyll thread fanning lost any moral high ground on any subject
Yes, MC. You're so above us all.

well, duh. that was already established. I'm just pointing out that you're now in the OKCat zone. Toodles!

wtf did I get mentioned in this?
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Post by: The Big Train on December 19, 2013, 11:46:19 PM

between this and the krokodyll thread fanning lost any moral high ground on any subject
Yes, MC. You're so above us all.

well, duh. that was already established. I'm just pointing out that you're now in the OKCat zone. Toodles!

wtf did I get mentioned in this?

Death related.
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Post by: sys on December 20, 2013, 12:08:51 AM
i felt a little bad about it but at the same time you shouldn't follow someone to their car, right? plus its my spot for the time. i can make a phone call and give it to a friend if i want.

not only do you have the right to use the spot how you like, you also have a right, almost an obligation, to seek revenge.  you did the right thing.
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 20, 2013, 02:03:03 PM
i felt a little bad about it but at the same time you shouldn't follow someone to their car, right? plus its my spot for the time. i can make a phone call and give it to a friend if i want.

not only do you have the right to use the spot how you like, you also have a right, almost an obligation, to seek revenge.  you did the right thing.

thanks, sys. id do it again if I had to.
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Post by: eastcat on December 20, 2013, 04:12:53 PM
Risk taker dies partaking in risky activity?

Color me shocked.