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Title: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Pete on December 12, 2013, 07:41:14 PM

Limestone = The Rolling Pin

Dlew = Recipe Holder

Clams = Lazy Susan

Emawgeddon = Spice Rack

Lopaka = The French Press

SD = Viking (gas range top)

Rick Daris = The Waffle Iron

Bubbles = The Convection Oven

Beams = Trash Compactor

Trim = Bagel Toaster

Chings = The Spatula

Bread = The Maker

Kat Kid = Slap Chop

MIR = George Foreman

Pan = Pepper Mill

33 = Rotisserie

Yoga = The Broiler

Gooch = Tivet

Tobias = Spork

Kelly Clarkson = The Disposal

Saul = Frosty Mug

Fan = Crock Pot

Michigancat = The Steamer

Cartier = The Kettle

Dub = Cookie Sheet

Wackycat = Potato Masher

Applejack = The Colander

Wabash = Skillet

Poonhound69 = The Dutch Oven

Stevesie = Granite Countertop

Asava = Ice Maker

 Mrs Gooch = Pressure Cooker

Puniraptor = The Egg Timer


I am leaving out tons if you guys...please help me complete the list!








Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: steve dave on December 12, 2013, 07:48:02 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thekitchendesigner.org%2Fstorage%2Fviking.jpg&hash=26dd3540e6a58cb8b554ff145764d4eef7db9db5)

!!!!
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: slobber on December 12, 2013, 07:50:16 PM
The Cheese Grater
GRAVY BOAT :love:
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: slobber on December 12, 2013, 07:51:40 PM
Also, I feel bad because your list was soooooo long and yet, it didn't include me. :Lurk:            :Crybaby:
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Pete on December 12, 2013, 08:04:32 PM

Also, I feel bad because your list was soooooo long and yet, it didn't include me. :Lurk:            :Crybaby:

I know and I feel bad about that, there are lots of you guys that I love l that I should have included, just sort of got writers block....

Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Pete on December 12, 2013, 08:06:43 PM
Winters = Sippy cup

Dobber = Gravy Boat

Testy Westy = Three Pronged Fork
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on December 12, 2013, 08:09:06 PM
i want to be the salt shaker  :grin:
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: slobber on December 12, 2013, 08:11:37 PM
Winters = Sippy cup

Dobber = Gravy Boat

Testy Westy = Three Pronged Fork
:D

OMG! My kids love it when I make mashed potatoes and gravy! My gravy is the BOMB!
Title: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Pete on December 12, 2013, 08:12:14 PM
Rams = Butcher Knife

Sys = Fondu Pot

Ednksu = Griddle

Poet Warrior = Cookie Jar

Seven = Marinator

OK Cat = Chafing Dish


42 = Juicer
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Pete on December 12, 2013, 08:15:36 PM
Wildcatinkilt = tea spoon

Jvon = Pizza Stone

Benji = Lobster pot

Kim Carnes = Napkin Holder

Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Pete on December 12, 2013, 08:20:39 PM
This is way harder than I thought it would be. 
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: slobber on December 12, 2013, 08:25:42 PM
This is way harder than I thought it would be.
Cheese Grater is still available.
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Pete on December 12, 2013, 08:29:48 PM
It was pretty rough ridin' presumptuous of me to just assign these without asking people to pick their own.  I do that sometimes, just start assigning kitchen themed nicknames all willy nilly. 

This was really poorly thought out on my part.  I take full ownership of it, and I appoligize to each of you.  I should have let you all pick your own kitchen appliance/utensil/feature.  I feel like a real apple peeler right now.
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: kso_FAN on December 12, 2013, 08:33:37 PM
It was pretty rough ridin' presumptuous of me to just assign these without asking people to pick their own.  I do that sometimes, just start assigning kitchen themed nicknames all willy nilly. 

This was really poorly thought out on my part.  I take full ownership of it, and I appoligize to each of you.  I should have let you all pick your own kitchen appliance/utensil/feature.  I feel like a real apple peeler right now.

Actually, I think it's more fun when you assign them.
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Pete on December 12, 2013, 08:37:03 PM
It was pretty rough ridin' presumptuous of me to just assign these without asking people to pick their own.  I do that sometimes, just start assigning kitchen themed nicknames all willy nilly. 

This was really poorly thought out on my part.  I take full ownership of it, and I appoligize to each of you.  I should have let you all pick your own kitchen appliance/utensil/feature.  I feel like a real apple peeler right now.

Actually, I think it's more fun when you assign them.

Thanks Crock Pot, means a lot.
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on December 12, 2013, 08:39:20 PM
pete's list did not include himself.
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: 8manpick on December 12, 2013, 08:50:15 PM
Highball glass?

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Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Pete on December 12, 2013, 08:59:38 PM
Highball glass?

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YOU ARE!
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: 8manpick on December 12, 2013, 09:00:53 PM
Highball glass?

YOU ARE!

:D
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Rams on December 12, 2013, 09:10:06 PM
confession time: I absolutely adore pete's threads  :shy:
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: kso_FAN on December 12, 2013, 09:30:57 PM
confession time: I absolutely adore pete's threads  :shy:

You know what I'm really on the _FENCE about? Who my favorite poster is because gE has so many good ones. This thread from Pete is just another great example.
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Mr Bread on December 12, 2013, 09:44:38 PM
Feels good, feels right.
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 12, 2013, 09:49:24 PM
Tobias being a spork is just perfecto
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: pissclams on December 12, 2013, 09:49:56 PM
does lazy Susan mean I am lesbianonic?
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 12, 2013, 09:50:34 PM
Is Ice Cream scoop available? Because that's so J-Dub
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 12, 2013, 09:52:05 PM
Skinny Benny = Salad Spinner
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: puniraptor on December 12, 2013, 09:53:02 PM
whew, made the cut by just a hair

bloodfart = silicone fingers basting brush
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: puniraptor on December 12, 2013, 09:55:43 PM
oregonsmawk =  turkey baster (72 turkeys in high school)
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: puniraptor on December 12, 2013, 10:00:53 PM
oregonsmawk =  turkey baster (72 turkeys in high school)

missed the beems in your list cause u said beams
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: AppleJack on December 12, 2013, 10:11:59 PM
The Colander might be the greatest nickname since the bread slicer.
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on December 12, 2013, 10:17:16 PM
Skinny Benny = Salad Spinner

 :lol:
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: puniraptor on December 12, 2013, 10:58:14 PM
J = weber smokey mountain
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: puniraptor on December 12, 2013, 11:02:57 PM
Towniecat = nu-wave oven
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: XocolateThundarr on December 12, 2013, 11:03:34 PM
Johnny Wichita = The Spring Form
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 13, 2013, 07:54:44 AM
I REALLY WANNA BE A BOTTLE OPENER!!!   :pray:
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: ben ji on December 13, 2013, 08:37:02 AM
I REALLY WANNA BE A BOTTLE OPENER!!!   :pray:

DENIED

BigWillie = (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.tgcdn.net%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fzoom%2Fspork.jpg&hash=627357ace360dfa9dc8eeba0b62b713005ca2845)
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: EMAWican on December 13, 2013, 08:37:11 AM
Has Mason jar been claimed?
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 13, 2013, 08:41:47 AM
great list pete. you nailed pretty much everyone, including myself. waffle iron. just perfect.
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 13, 2013, 08:45:52 AM
MIR = George Foreman

this went unnoticed and is possibly the best one
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 13, 2013, 08:46:39 AM
Kelly Clarkson = The Disposal

she posts here?!
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: HerrSonntag on December 13, 2013, 09:45:14 AM
I'd be a kitchen scale.

Under-utilized, under-appreciated, BUT ITS rough ridin' IMPORTANT GUYS!!!
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: WildcatNkilt on December 13, 2013, 09:54:09 AM
Weird Friday thread.
Title: Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
Post by: 8manpick on December 13, 2013, 10:02:25 AM
Weird Friday thread.

In fairness to Pete it was a really normal, nay, exceptional, Thursday thread