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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: yoga-like_abana on December 07, 2013, 11:23:27 AM
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Biting off a huge chunk of jerky
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Chest bumping with bro's
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Drinking beer, but not throwing cans/ bottles in the trash, and just pushing the empties to the side on the table.
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Any kind of meat that comes served still on the bone.
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picking up heavy things
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Warrior poses in yoga
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watching westerns
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Straight blade shaving.
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Problem solving.
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Bud heavy.
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having sex with a woman, doesn't get any manlier than that
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having sex with a woman, doesn't get any manlier than that
I would argue smoking meats is manlier
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My Beard.
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Yelling during a sports match.
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Saving money on car insurance
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felling a large tree.
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Walking into the store all sweaty during the summertime wearing a cutoff with grass stains and fresh oil smudges to buy beer and not giving an eff because I'm doing manly things outside.
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having sex with a woman, doesn't get any manlier than that
I would argue smoking meats is manlier
let's call it a draw
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Talking about how big of a dump I took or am going to take
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Dr. Pepper 10
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Opening lids that other people can't open
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having sex with a woman, doesn't get any manlier than that
I would argue smoking meats is manlier
let's call it a draw
Guys, they're not mutually exclusive. You could bang a chick while delicious odors waft in from your smoker in the backyard. :Take the Bait:
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so if you like banging dudes instead of chicks, you can't possibly be manly?
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so if you like banging dudes instead of chicks, you can't possibly be manly?
This thread is about things that make you feel manly. If banging dudes makes you feel manly, feel free to post about it.
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And the political correctness invades a bullshitting thread. JFC.
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Telling kids to stay off my damn lawn. Little bastard pieces of crap.
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so if you like banging dudes instead of chicks, you can't possibly be manly?
depends on one's definition of man/manly
nature and/or god (whichever you ascribe to) both agree that male sperm penetrating a female egg are essential to propagation of the human species
so doing the act that leads to that should put the male/man at the top of his game/role as a member of his species/society
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so if you like banging dudes instead of chicks, you can't possibly be manly?
This thread is about things that make you feel manly. If banging dudes makes you feel manly, feel free to post about it.
good answer JT :D
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day binge followed by a nap
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Gettin' a text from a bro who is at Hooters eating bone in wings
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Being irrationally competitive and angry about stuff like touch football or pickup hoops
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Taking shots of Patron.
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Reading the Guy Stuff Thread
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Reading the Guy Stuff Thread
great BBSing right here
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-Paying taxes
-Going on a date with Mrs. WonderMeal (<--total fox)
-Doing nice/polite things for people
-Growing food
-Tying a tie with a great crease that is also the perfect length on the first try
-When I pick up something heavy (or just big) and WonderMealette thinks I'm the strongest person in the world
-A lot of times Mrs. WonderMeal and the brood will go to sleep before me. After reading/boarding/whatever for a little bit, I'll lock up, turn out the lights, make sure the kids are appropriately snuggly in bed, and then get in bed myself. Really makes me feel like king of the castle.
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installing a microwave because the one you had was cracked on the corner and it only took two trips to Lowes and you are super proud and pumped because it barely looks like it could break if you pulled hard on the door but it could. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emofaces.com%2Fen%2Femoticons%2Fs%2Fstubbly-beard-emoticon.gif&hash=2fd2dc50598986f43690ef57a5c2a0daefbd739e)
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Shooting Jack Daniels.
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I hung some sheetrock with my bro in law today, and afterwards we :cheers: a Bud bottle. Whoa.
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Shotgunning beers and then crushing cans against your skull.
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Getting pak'd at Clams' place and then puking in your neighbors driveway.
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Stealing a forklift.
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we've done this before, and it sucked last time too.
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scotch on the rocks with a cigar.
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always having a sense of the cardinal directions.
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always having a sense of the cardinal directions.
that's a good one.
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always having a sense of the cardinal directions.
that's a good one.
couldn't agree more. I take pride in this.
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we've done this before, and it sucked last time too.
does it make you feel more manly for saying this? Let me hear your best wildcat growl!
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we've done this before, and it sucked last time too.
does it make you feel more manly for saying this? Let me hear your best wildcat growl!
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i give no fucks about gender roles. *growls*
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we've done this before, and it sucked last time too.
does it make you feel more manly for saying this? Let me hear your best wildcat growl!
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i give no fucks about gender roles. *growls*
sounds manly. I'm going to get back to my eucalyptus tea bath
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we've done this before, and it sucked last time too.
You know what doesn't suck? Taking a leak outside.
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we've done this before, and it sucked last time too.
does it make you feel more manly for saying this? Let me hear your best wildcat growl!
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i give no fucks about gender roles. *growls*
sounds manly. I'm going to get back to my eucalyptus tea bath
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is that the secret of you impeccable complexion?
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we've done this before, and it sucked last time too.
You know what doesn't suck? Taking a leak outside.
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=20694.0
:cheers:
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we've done this before, and it sucked last time too.
You know what doesn't suck? Taking a leak outside.
that is not an activity exclusive to males.
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we've done this before, and it sucked last time too.
You know what doesn't suck? Taking a leak outside.
that is not an activity exclusive to males.
It makes me feel manly. Especially when it is cold and there is steam coming off the stream.
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Rabbinical school (Orthodox only)
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crawling around in the crawlspace under your house while it's 16 degrees out, wrapping pipes so they don't freeze
very manly
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Pounding brews while working on a vehicle.
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Woke up with a sore throat.. Probably going to gargle with warm salt water or lister one (the brown kind) rawwwwrrr
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Telling your wife she can't use the remote control
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Beating your wife because she forgot to pick up your dry cleaning
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BBS'n
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Telling your wife she can't use the remote control
Hearing your wife vacuum on the second floor as you watch the Outlaw Josey Walls for the 25th time.
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Watching football being played in the snow
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Drinking hot chocolate really fast after shoveling the driveway
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killing animals and then bringing them home and feeding them to my family.
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shuffleboard.
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shuffleboard.
:comeatme:
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shuffleboard.
:comeatme:
:lol:
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Having chest hair.
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killing animals and then bringing them home and feeding them to my family.
Driving down the interstate with a rack in the back.
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Having chest hair.
also not exclusive to a certain gender
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backing a trailer using just the side mirrors
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Getting to drive a semi once in a while.
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Getting to drive a semi once in a while.
Yes!
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having to trim your chest hair because it is so hairy.
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Beating your wife because she forgot to pick up your dry cleaning
:sdeek:
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Beating your wife because she forgot to pick up your dry cleaning
:sdeek:
that was a great post by tonya. someone should have told him so. i should have.
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Just cleaned out a clogged up sink. So easy yet scored some nice points with wife... with a little encouragement of course.. :raccoon: (ftp://:raccoon:)
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having to trim your chest hair because it is so hairy.
lol no
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I've been watching old wwf wrestling.. so watch the eff out because I might pick you up and give you a tombston
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I've been watching old wwf wrestling.. so watch the eff out because I might pick you up and give you a tombston
What matches are you watching????
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I've been watching old wwf wrestling.. so watch the eff out because I might pick you up and give you a tombston
What matches are you watching????
I've watched a WHOLE LOT TODAY BROOOTTTHEERRR! Currently watching 1994 royal rumble and the undertaker is taking on yokozuna..
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how awesome are royal rumbles?!
only thing that matches that excitement is probably a steel cage match
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Royal Rumbles are cool. I forgot about Yokozuna. Brett Hart and Yokozuna used to have some legendary matches.
Maybe I'll watch some retro matches tonight.
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The Rock interviews are the best.
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Throwing a football with one hand while holding a beer in the other
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Bourbon, neat.
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I've been watching old wwf wrestling.. so watch the eff out because I might pick you up and give you a tombston
Man, if the Undertaker is old school WWF to you, I must have some seriously old balls.
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Getting to drive a semi once in a while.
Yes!
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I've been watching old wwf wrestling.. so watch the eff out because I might pick you up and give you a tombston
Man, if the Undertaker is old school WWF to you, I must have some seriously old balls.
90's wrestling>>>>all other wrestling era's combined
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Gave the old lady huge orgases then just let her revel in the afterglow. Then I sipped a whiskey and endulged in my favorite tobacco product.
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ew family site
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taking a massive dump and then telling a bro about said dumping
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taking a massive dump and then telling a bro about said dumping
Take a picture and text it to that bro
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Throwing a football with one hand while holding a beer in the other
Favre and Jim McMahon. :cheers:
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I've been watching old wwf wrestling.. so watch the eff out because I might pick you up and give you a tombston
Man, if the Undertaker is old school WWF to you, I must have some seriously old balls.
90's wrestling>>>>all other wrestling era's combined
I would beg to differ but to each their own. As a youngster, I loved watching Andre, Hulk, King Kong Bundy, Rowdy Roddy Piper, etc. By the time the sport really starting bringing stud athletes, I was in my teens and only watched every once in a while.
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I've been watching old wwf wrestling.. so watch the eff out because I might pick you up and give you a tombston
Man, if the Undertaker is old school WWF to you, I must have some seriously old balls.
90's wrestling>>>>all other wrestling era's combined
I would beg to differ but to each their own. As a youngster, I loved watching Andre, Hulk, King Kong Bundy, Rowdy Roddy Piper, etc. By the time the sport really starting bringing stud athletes, I was in my teens and only watched every once in a while.
Some of those guys spilled into the 90s that started out with Flair, Hulk, Savage..but then really got goin with Hart, Michaels, Mr Perfect, Stone Cold, The Rock, UT etc.
90s RAW was at its peak. Wrestling now a days is about the kids, John Cena never losing, and G rated crap. 90s was flipping birds, throwing beers into the audience, bunch of F-U's to the crowd. It kicked ass.
I did go to a Monday night RAW in MPLS a few years ago...got super drunk and had a hell of a time cheering on heels. so if thats anywhere your town, I recommend doing this.
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:lol:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypMDcqPIRQc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypMDcqPIRQc)
I never watched a bunch of wrestling, but this was one of the last matches I ever watched. I figured that it couldn't get any better than this.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpRv1FVAvsI
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taking a massive dump and then telling a bro about said dumping
Take a picture and text it to that bro
I get a snapchat about once a week.
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Mocking wrestling dorks.
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Mocking wrestling dorks.
You talk big behind a computer.
You wont be so tough when i have you in the figure four leg lock
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I can't fathom what is even remotely entertaining in any of those clips
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Mocking wrestling dorks.
You talk big behind a computer.
You wont be so tough when i have you in the figure four leg lock
I know Rex Kwon Do bro. I'll just break the wrist and walk away.
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whiping stuff off on your jeans/t-shirt when there is a towel or rag right next to you.
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whipping stuff off on your jeans/t-shirt when there is a towel or rag right next to you.
:D
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damnit its Christmas leave me alone!
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this morning i cut the crap out of my thumb and just kept working until the job was finished, not sure if manly or stupid but the end result is a new pair of gloves
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whiping stuff off on your jeans/t-shirt when there is a towel or rag right next to you.
whipping stuff off on your jeans/t-shirt when there is a towel or rag right next to you.
:D
damnit its Christmas leave me alone!
omg you corrected "whipping" with "whiping" :lol:
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Tonya: :cheers:
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merry christmas tthotuc :D
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Tonya: :cheers:
LETS GET rough ridin' DRUNK #1CAT :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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merry christmas tthotuc :D
:D
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Changed my oil and did other maintenance on my car and got all dirty. Feeling very manly
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Changed my oil and did other maintenance on my car and got all dirty. Feeling very manly
It's too bad you're not a beer guy. A grease-smudged Coors Original or Miller High Life would really fit well into this picture.
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Related to seven's auto-work post.
I feel great basically any time I have to, or just get the chance to clean my dirty hands with Fast-Orange or similar hand cleaner. Extra manly when a bit of grime is left under the fingernails for awhile.
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Related to seven's auto-work post.
I feel great basically any time I have to, or just get the chance to clean my dirty hands with Fast-Orange or similar hand cleaner. Extra manly when a bit of grime is left under the fingernails for awhile.
Did this tonight, had to go all the way to the elbows :gocho:
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We use to use diesel fuel to clean our hands when they were really greasy.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Changed my oil and did other maintenance on my car and got all dirty. Feeling very manly
Congrats seven, it's a pretty good feeling. Last Sunday I changed the front brakes on my car and when it was done I definitely strutted around feeling even more manly than usual. With grime under my fingernails!!
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We use to use diesel fuel to clean our hands when they were really greasy.
Gonna win 'em all!
MODS, please change name to slobber stinkyhands
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We use to use diesel fuel to clean our hands when they were really greasy.
Gonna win 'em all!
MODS, please change name to slobber stinkyhands
More like Dobber Tumorarms.
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We use to use diesel fuel to clean our hands when they were really greasy.
Gonna win 'em all!
MODS, please change name to slobber stinkyhands
More like Dobber Tumorarms.
My dad also taught me that you could get motor oil/grease off your hands with gasoline. It also works for getting it off your drive way if you spill a little, pro tip.
Made FreundinSonntag a nice sunday dinner on the grill, today: manlyness level 7.
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Yeah, it works, but then you stink up the joint
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Warrior poses in yoga
:love:
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Sun salutations.
Standing with my hands on my hips in a white greasy t shirt and jeans staring inquisitively at a car engine like I know what the eff is going on in there.
Asking people if they've been getting any rain where they're from.
Knowing glances between guy friends where you know exactly what the other is thinking but no words are exchanged.
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smashing pop cans with my bare hands
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Hit a single two drive in two during a baseball game today. That bat really cracked loudly!
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We use to use diesel fuel to clean our hands when they were really greasy.
Gonna win 'em all!
MODS, please change name to slobber stinkyhands
More like Dobber Tumorarms.
My dad also taught me that you could get motor oil/grease off your hands with gasoline. It also works for getting it off your drive way if you spill a little, pro tip.
Made FreundinSonntag a nice sunday dinner on the grill, today: manlyness level 7.
One time when I was 12 I was filling up my dad's car and jiggled the handle as it was pumping to get it in more solidly. Well I don't know exactly what happened, but it sprayed gasoline all over my waist. My balls started to burn really bad. My dad said it was all in my head but luckily we were headed home so I ran to my bathroom and took a shower. Anyways, working maintenance a few years later everyone started washing their hands with gasoline after we painted a house. I told them they were crazy and that it would burn. One other guy on the site said it only burns if you get it on your balls. Isn't that weird? Learn something new everyday, I guess.
Anyways, that particular instance did not make me feel like a manly man.
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Scrotum and lips are two most absorptive areas on a man's body. If you are working with something that burns of is dangerous, don't get if on your lips or your Nutsacker. (Not changing autocorrect because "Nutsacker" is awesome.)
Gonna win 'em all!
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Changed my brakes, rotors and oil today
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Do you have a heated garage or did you do it out in the cold like a manly bear man?
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Put the heater in the shop at 65 but that was too hot so I just turned it off
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today I cooked some dinner and did my taxes.
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today I cooked some dinner and did my taxes.
eff yeah
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Scrotum and lips are two most absorptive areas on a man's body. If you are working with something that burns of is dangerous, don't get if on your lips or your Nutsacker. (Not changing autocorrect because "Nutsacker" is awesome.)
Gonna win 'em all!
Nutsacker really deserved an :lol:
Gonna win 'em all!
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today I cooked some dinner and did my taxes.
eff yeah
Ditto, did that yesterday :cool:
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On Saturday I picked up 2 dozen roses for the lil lady, made her a sensational spaghetti lunch, washed, clayed, and waxed my car, banged the lil lady like a screen door in a tornado, and then made myself a dirty martini and watched The Equalizer on Blu-Ray on my huge bad ass TV...
Pretty good manly Saturday.
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Dude, hitting women is wrong. :frown:
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-Took apart my spinning reel and cleaned out all the gears then applied some fresh lubricant.
- Put some new fishing line on said reel.
- Cleaned out and reorganized my tackle box.
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felt brave today and put on all new brake pads. put the fan on in the garage, cranked up the hawks on the radio, and crushed some cold ones (bonus point for high life)
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:thumbs:
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great job 'bias
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Went into an enormous wave pool slightly further out than my wife and two year old. Lost a contact an quickly retreated back to safety.
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that sounds horrifying
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It was
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Contact? But....what's????...confused... :sad:
Gonna win 'em all!
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It was
I hope you brought extra contacts with you.
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Contact? But....what's????...confused... :sad:
Gonna win 'em all!
You thought he was both perfect in body and perfect in posting ability? Not quite, slobber. But outside of non-20/20 vision he is the perfect human specimen. Rest assured in that.
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In response to OP, I got lasiks
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destroyed the crap out of an old piano tonight and IT-strengthed the heavy ass harp to the garage solo
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can you explain this further
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it was some cheap continental piano that ms tobias got for me as a decoration when i bought my house and it was just cluttering things up
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did you take pics? how did you destroy it? just bludgeon it with your penis?
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mix of precision removal of strings so they didn't snap back and kill me and also a lot of brute force too
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wow, pretty f'n cool
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mix of precision removal of strings so they didn't snap back and kill me and also a lot of brute force too
Good work on the precision removal of those strings, theres a lot of tension coiled up in a piano and released all at once, you'd certainly of had a bad time.
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The harp frame is cool as hell put it over your mantle like one of emos elk heads
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The harp frame is cool as hell put it over your mantle like one of emos elk heads
hmm, my whole justification for doing this myself vs paying someone $50 to make it go away was to get like a 12 #hack of beer from salina iron and metal for the 150lbs or whatever it weighs but ms tobias also said the same thing
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assuming 150 pounds is true, you're looking at around a $2.63 12'r
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Will report before and after T levels
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what movie are we going to watch while you do it?
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Anything you want!
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assuming 150 pounds is true, you're looking at around a $2.63 12'r
anyone know a pinterest engineer in hiawatha?
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Poking holes in hallmark Christmas movie plot lines
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Okay I've spent the elapsed time trying to figure out how to do it, finding all my stuff, and then cleaning it all because the last guy left it caked in junk
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Well it's actually his stuff so letting me borrow it may have been a scheme
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I have several home-based projects slated for this weekend and next. Fortunately, I'm equipped with the tools to get those projects done. But it occurred to me tonight that I have no tool belt.
That will be cured tomorrow, and my merely home projects will become manly home projects.
"Manly" without a tool belt is simply not manly.
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Tool belts suck huge amounts of ass
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Tool belts suck huge amounts of ass
Denied. :shakesfist:
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I did the top at least. Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion
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I'm not so sure that tool belts suck. They're useful. Doing anything that requires you to wear a tool belt rough ridin' sucks though.
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Doing anything that requires a tool belt without a tool belt is the absolute worst, though.
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Buying a pick em up truck today
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Doing anything that requires a tool belt without a tool belt is the absolute worst, though.
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Pay someone else to do it, like a god damn american.
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There are very very few instances that require a tool belt, people wear them more often than needed