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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #75 on: December 18, 2013, 02:47:45 PM »
Beating your wife because she forgot to pick up your dry cleaning

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #76 on: December 18, 2013, 04:37:07 PM »
Beating your wife because she forgot to pick up your dry cleaning

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that was a great post by tonya.  someone should have told him so.  i should have.
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #77 on: December 22, 2013, 11:56:37 AM »
Just cleaned out a clogged up sink.  So easy yet scored some nice points with wife... with a little encouragement of course.. :raccoon:
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #78 on: December 22, 2013, 12:08:51 PM »
having to trim your chest hair because it is so hairy.
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #79 on: December 22, 2013, 06:59:39 PM »
I've been watching old wwf wrestling.. so watch the eff out because I might pick you up and give you a tombston

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #80 on: December 22, 2013, 07:00:20 PM »
I've been watching old wwf wrestling.. so watch the eff out because I might pick you up and give you a tombston
What matches are you watching????


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« Reply #81 on: December 22, 2013, 07:03:26 PM »
I've been watching old wwf wrestling.. so watch the eff out because I might pick you up and give you a tombston
What matches are you watching????
I've watched a WHOLE LOT TODAY BROOOTTTHEERRR! Currently watching 1994 royal rumble and the undertaker is taking on yokozuna..

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #82 on: December 22, 2013, 07:05:00 PM »
how awesome are royal rumbles?!
only thing that matches that excitement is probably a steel cage match

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #83 on: December 22, 2013, 07:07:41 PM »
Royal Rumbles are cool.  I forgot about Yokozuna.  Brett Hart and Yokozuna used to have some legendary matches. 

Maybe I'll watch some retro matches tonight. 


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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #84 on: December 22, 2013, 07:30:30 PM »
The Rock interviews are the best.

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #85 on: December 22, 2013, 07:41:03 PM »
Throwing a football with one hand while holding a beer in the other
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #86 on: December 22, 2013, 08:22:47 PM »
Bourbon, neat.
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #87 on: December 22, 2013, 08:24:47 PM »
I've been watching old wwf wrestling.. so watch the eff out because I might pick you up and give you a tombston

Man, if the Undertaker is old school WWF to you, I must have some seriously old balls.

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #89 on: December 22, 2013, 10:03:04 PM »
I've been watching old wwf wrestling.. so watch the eff out because I might pick you up and give you a tombston

Man, if the Undertaker is old school WWF to you, I must have some seriously old balls.
90's wrestling>>>>all other wrestling era's combined

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #90 on: December 22, 2013, 11:57:09 PM »
Gave the old lady huge orgases then just let her revel in the afterglow.  Then I sipped a whiskey and endulged in my favorite tobacco product.

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #91 on: December 23, 2013, 02:56:39 PM »
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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #92 on: December 23, 2013, 11:25:06 PM »
taking a massive dump and then telling a bro about said dumping

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #93 on: December 23, 2013, 11:31:23 PM »
taking a massive dump and then telling a bro about said dumping

Take a picture and text it to that bro

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #94 on: December 23, 2013, 11:48:08 PM »
Throwing a football with one hand while holding a beer in the other

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #95 on: December 24, 2013, 12:03:22 AM »
I've been watching old wwf wrestling.. so watch the eff out because I might pick you up and give you a tombston

Man, if the Undertaker is old school WWF to you, I must have some seriously old balls.
90's wrestling>>>>all other wrestling era's combined

I would beg to differ but to each their own.   As a youngster, I loved watching Andre, Hulk, King Kong Bundy, Rowdy Roddy Piper, etc.   By the time the sport really starting bringing stud athletes, I  was in my teens and only watched every once in a while.

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #96 on: December 24, 2013, 12:23:36 AM »
I've been watching old wwf wrestling.. so watch the eff out because I might pick you up and give you a tombston

Man, if the Undertaker is old school WWF to you, I must have some seriously old balls.
90's wrestling>>>>all other wrestling era's combined

I would beg to differ but to each their own.   As a youngster, I loved watching Andre, Hulk, King Kong Bundy, Rowdy Roddy Piper, etc.   By the time the sport really starting bringing stud athletes, I  was in my teens and only watched every once in a while.
Some of those guys spilled into the 90s that started out with Flair, Hulk, Savage..but then really got goin with Hart, Michaels, Mr Perfect, Stone Cold, The Rock, UT etc.

90s RAW was at its peak. Wrestling now a days is about the kids, John Cena never losing, and G rated crap. 90s was flipping birds, throwing beers into the audience, bunch of F-U's to the crowd. It kicked ass.

I did go to a Monday night RAW in MPLS a few years ago...got super drunk and had a hell of a time cheering on heels. so if thats anywhere your town, I recommend doing this.

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #97 on: December 24, 2013, 12:27:48 AM »
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #98 on: December 24, 2013, 12:58:03 AM »


I never watched a bunch of wrestling, but this was one of the last matches I ever watched.  I figured that it couldn't get any better than this.
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #99 on: December 24, 2013, 01:02:28 AM »
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