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Title: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: The_Wippuh on December 05, 2013, 02:37:58 PM
Other than the meth and cute high school stadium.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: CNS on December 05, 2013, 02:42:08 PM
Pinkle loves his wine, his coaches, and second shelf weather women(rumor has it).

James Franklin is an FPTC
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: 'taterblast on December 05, 2013, 02:44:36 PM
Kim English
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: Gooch on December 05, 2013, 02:45:02 PM
Porn stores
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: mocat on December 05, 2013, 02:45:50 PM
Winter's Bone

Brad Pitt / Sheryl Crow

Mark Twain

Jesse James

Party Cove

Tallest building in St. Louis = arch  :lol:

Matt Painter mush

more badass earthquakes than california

George Brett pooped his pants

Joplin  :frown:

Dewey defeats Truman

Mizzou's football jerseys have the numbers in italics to look extra action-y

no nipples at strip clubs anymore

DYK? there are 5 schools in Springfield

borders like 15 states or something

the Isley brothers

2 great belgian breweries

"cheeps" "roygals" "lambs" "birds"
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: CNS on December 05, 2013, 02:46:11 PM
More billboards than all other states combined.

Also, bad smells.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: CNS on December 05, 2013, 02:46:39 PM
Lightning bolt tank tops that used to be lightning bolt t-shirts
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 05, 2013, 02:49:53 PM
mandated 10% ethanol gas no thanks
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: CNS on December 05, 2013, 02:52:03 PM
Lots of lake ppl(not to be confused with ppl that like going to the lakes).
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: ascentofstan on December 05, 2013, 02:54:05 PM
Pomme de Terre Lake > Stockton Lake > Truman Lake > disgusting Lake of the Ozarks
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: BostonPancake on December 05, 2013, 02:55:47 PM
walnut bowls
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: ben ji on December 05, 2013, 02:57:18 PM
Their town is a glorified truck stop. A freaking INTERSTATE runs right through the middle of their post apocalyptic wasteland of a town.

"Let's get LOUD as your Flying J Tigers take the field!"

"It's halftime here at Faurot Field. Head on down to Mama Smith's fried chicken joint in the southeast corner of the stadium OR stay in your seats for the halftime entertainment. We will be auctioning off a slightly used 1999 Peterbilt Semi-tractor! All proceed's benefit the "Get our drivers off meth campaign", a great cause for a great university!"
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: The Big Train on December 05, 2013, 02:58:51 PM
Krokodil hotspot.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: TheFormerKCCat on December 05, 2013, 02:58:55 PM
no nipples at strip clubs anymore
Oh man, really? This is sad and shows that it has been a LONG time for me - even the 'Totally Nude' spot on Grand in KCMO?

the Isley brothers
Tell me more about this. The Isleys are some of my faves! (Wikipedia says they're from Cincy and NJ??)
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 05, 2013, 02:59:18 PM
They were a very average Big 12 team that NEVER won a conference title.  If they beat you, it will be basically proving the SEC is easier than the Big 12
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: mocat on December 05, 2013, 03:00:14 PM
no nipples at strip clubs anymore
Oh man, really? This is sad and shows that it has been a LONG time for me - even the 'Totally Nude' spot on Grand in KCMO?

the Isley brothers
Tell me more about this. The Isleys are some of my faves! (Wikipedia says they're from Cincy and NJ??)

they wear clothes on stage, topless lap dances


isleys live in stl now
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: #LIFE on December 05, 2013, 03:01:15 PM
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Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: TheFormerKCCat on December 05, 2013, 03:01:49 PM
Don't forget the Throwed Rolls! http://www.throwedrolls.com/ (http://www.throwedrolls.com/)
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: Trogdor on December 05, 2013, 03:09:28 PM
Couple of lakes with some trees
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: illBisonYourdele on December 05, 2013, 03:09:46 PM
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Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 05, 2013, 03:10:41 PM
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Still one of my all-time favorites.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: ascentofstan on December 05, 2013, 03:12:04 PM
Don't forget the Throwed Rolls! http://www.throwedrolls.com/ (http://www.throwedrolls.com/)

They throw those Throwed Rolls hot, dangerous place.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 05, 2013, 03:13:03 PM
KSU beat them 13 straight years from 1993-2005. They are a crap program who is benefitting from easy scheduling, remind them of that. If they were in the SEC West(or as I like the call it the Army of Tennessee) they would definitely be the third best team. Don't lose to them, please.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: TheFormerKCCat on December 05, 2013, 03:17:03 PM
Osceola cheese http://www.osceolacheese.com/ (http://www.osceolacheese.com/) (en route to aforementioned Lake Pomme de Terre, from KC anyway).
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 05, 2013, 03:18:17 PM
State mammal is the coon skin cap
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 05, 2013, 03:19:48 PM
Its pretty racist, especially out in the sticks. So pretty much exactly like every other SEC state. In fact certain counties in SE Missouri still have laws against minorities doing basically anything.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: CNS on December 05, 2013, 03:21:37 PM
No words that start with "C" start with "C" there.  They substitute "K", as in Kountry Kitchen for example.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: kso_FAN on December 05, 2013, 03:31:51 PM
"The roads in Missouri were much more terrifying to me than the attacks on the World Trade Center, because I really did think my life was far more at risk."
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: TheFormerKCCat on December 05, 2013, 03:34:17 PM
No words that start with "C" start with "C" there.  They substitute "K", as in Kountry Kitchen for example.
They'll take it a step or two further sometimes too, e.g. "Kuntry Kitchin"

Oh yeah, the gas is always cheaper there than in Kansas (and Iowa too).

Also, you might want to practice saying the name of the state correctly: "Mizurr-rah"
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 05, 2013, 03:36:17 PM
Oh I thought of a good one: Fireworks Stands
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: TownieCat on December 05, 2013, 03:40:33 PM
Drinking in cars is legal. They sell liquor in gas stations and grocery stores*.

*I wish Kansas would do this.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
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Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: mocat on December 05, 2013, 03:47:37 PM
Drinking in cars is legal. They sell liquor in gas stations and grocery stores*.

*I wish Kansas would do this.

every state does this pretty much, with a few exceptions
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: Kat Kid on December 05, 2013, 03:48:23 PM
No words that start with "C" start with "C" there.  They substitute "K", as in Kountry Kitchen for example.

 :blush:
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: slimz on December 05, 2013, 03:48:56 PM
Their fans have the strangest personality I've ever seen...a weird concoction of inferiority complex, self-loathing, and defeatism that quickly becomes straight-up arseholery if they think they have a chance to actually win something significant. Since they rarely do, it's pretty entertaining to watch them immediately slip back into inferior self-loathing defeatism.

Jack Harry may be the archetype of this.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: TownieCat on December 05, 2013, 03:50:16 PM
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I lived in Missouri for a year after college and the chicken in those commercials still haunts my dreams.  :eek:
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: TownieCat on December 05, 2013, 04:11:05 PM
Birthplace of LHCBS!  :D
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: IPA4Me on December 05, 2013, 04:43:34 PM
Drinking in cars is legal. They sell liquor in gas stations and grocery stores*.

*I wish Kansas would do this.

every state does this pretty much, with a few exceptions
Must be a western thing. Not common at all in the east.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: ascentofstan on December 05, 2013, 04:45:18 PM
Osceola cheese http://www.osceolacheese.com/ (http://www.osceolacheese.com/) (en route to aforementioned Lake Pomme de Terre, from KC anyway).

FREE SAMPLES and 8 Public Restrooms!
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: Winters on December 05, 2013, 04:58:19 PM
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That was a very fun game to be at
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: 0.42 on December 05, 2013, 05:00:48 PM
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That was a very fun game to be at

SEC! SEC! SEC!
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on December 05, 2013, 05:05:28 PM
people from STL have weird accents unlike any other part of the state.  They call the 25 cent piece a kwater, and would pronounce the number 44 as far-tee-far.  It's kind of northerny sounding but a little different. Weird.  Also, Nelly.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: Ghost of Waylon Jennings on December 05, 2013, 05:55:35 PM
In St Louis, a Hoosier is a low-life redneck, somebody you can recognize because they have a car on concrete blocks in their front yard and are likely to have just shot their wife who may also be their sister.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: Cire on December 05, 2013, 06:05:41 PM
Anyone tell him about  Missourah yet?
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: puniraptor on December 05, 2013, 06:09:49 PM
Columbia is home to the world's only filthy QT bathroom
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: I_have_purplewood on December 05, 2013, 06:45:40 PM
My god this is a great thread..[ftp] :excited:[/ftp

Also, if someone is driving like crap, slow in fast lane, no blinker, just plain shitty, they have missouri tags.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: HELLHAMMER on December 05, 2013, 06:49:22 PM
http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: The Big Train on December 05, 2013, 07:08:16 PM
http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/

Jesus that had to take like a whole .25 hours to complete that whole site.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: bones129 on December 05, 2013, 09:38:26 PM
http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/

Representative of the finest Missouri housing.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: Boom Roasted on December 05, 2013, 09:48:06 PM
First thing anyone from St Louis will ask you is "what high school did you go to?"

Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: Big Sam on December 05, 2013, 10:51:55 PM
Once hit the trifecta in Missouri while passing through taking a group of HS kids to Indiana for nationals.  Saw a metal building divided into 3 establishments: Porn Store, Fireworks Stand, and Liquor Store.

Of course, the kids all wanted to stop at this Mecca of Missouri, but I figured it would probably cost me my job.

Now, if they had gone a perfect four for four, and had a Strip Club as well, I think we would have found the most Missouri place in all of Missouri.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: bones129 on December 05, 2013, 10:58:18 PM
Once hit the trifecta in Missouri while passing through taking a group of HS kids to Indiana for nationals.  Saw a metal building divided into 3 establishments: Porn Store, Fireworks Stand, and Liquor Store.

Of course, the kids all wanted to stop at this Mecca of Missouri, but I figured it would probably cost me my job.

Now, if they had gone a perfect four for four, and had a Strip Club as well, I think we would have found the most Missouri place in all of Missouri.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: qatzmanchu on December 06, 2013, 07:43:10 AM
Once hit the trifecta in Missouri while passing through taking a group of HS kids to Indiana for nationals.  Saw a metal building divided into 3 establishments: Porn Store, Fireworks Stand, and Liquor Store.

Of course, the kids all wanted to stop at this Mecca of Missouri, but I figured it would probably cost me my job.

Now, if they had gone a perfect four for four, and had a Strip Club as well, I think we would have found the most Missouri place in all of Missouri.

confusing. Which one do you go inside to pay for the cheap gas?
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 06, 2013, 08:52:35 AM
First thing anyone from St Louis will ask you is "what high school did you go to?"

OMG... I knew a guy from St. Louis who asked EVERY girl he met this.  HOLY crap. hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: mocat on December 06, 2013, 08:53:56 AM
First thing anyone from St Louis will ask you is "what high school did you go to?"

OMG... I knew a guy from St. Louis who asked EVERY girl he met this.  HOLY crap. hahahahahaha

oh man that is a good one. there are like 6 or 7 thousand catholic high schools in stl
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: Boom Roasted on December 06, 2013, 12:55:05 PM
First thing anyone from St Louis will ask you is "what high school did you go to?"

OMG... I knew a guy from St. Louis who asked EVERY girl he met this.  HOLY crap. hahahahahaha

oh man that is a good one. there are like 6 or 7 thousand catholic high schools in stl
It's literally the first thing everyone from STL is programmed to ask.  Some kind of a social standing and background test they do.  Have seen people in their 30s ask when they find out someone else is from STL. 

They also all think they are tough because East St. Louis got their metro a "most dangerous city" title like 8 years ago.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: mocat on December 06, 2013, 01:29:35 PM
also STL people are way more upfront with their racism than I'm used to. it surprises me every time. "it would be better if they would just go away" etc
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: illBisonYourdele on December 06, 2013, 01:47:35 PM
STL has some of the most aggressive/imaginative street hustlers in the country...

some even sell delicious pretzels
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: EMAWzified on December 06, 2013, 02:11:41 PM
There's ratty old cabins in the Ozarks that defy gravity.
Title: Re: Tell Me About Missouri
Post by: Jabeez on December 06, 2013, 02:54:29 PM
STL has some of the most aggressive/imaginative street hustlers in the country...

some even sell delicious pretzels

Just because you were drunk and sad about the cardinals loss, in no way means it was delicious.

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