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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: The_Wippuh on December 05, 2013, 02:37:58 PM
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Other than the meth and cute high school stadium.
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Pinkle loves his wine, his coaches, and second shelf weather women(rumor has it).
James Franklin is an FPTC
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Kim English
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Porn stores
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Winter's Bone
Brad Pitt / Sheryl Crow
Mark Twain
Jesse James
Party Cove
Tallest building in St. Louis = arch :lol:
Matt Painter mush
more badass earthquakes than california
George Brett pooped his pants
Joplin :frown:
Dewey defeats Truman
Mizzou's football jerseys have the numbers in italics to look extra action-y
no nipples at strip clubs anymore
DYK? there are 5 schools in Springfield
borders like 15 states or something
the Isley brothers
2 great belgian breweries
"cheeps" "roygals" "lambs" "birds"
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More billboards than all other states combined.
Also, bad smells.
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Lightning bolt tank tops that used to be lightning bolt t-shirts
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mandated 10% ethanol gas no thanks
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Lots of lake ppl(not to be confused with ppl that like going to the lakes).
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Pomme de Terre Lake > Stockton Lake > Truman Lake > disgusting Lake of the Ozarks
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walnut bowls
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Their town is a glorified truck stop. A freaking INTERSTATE runs right through the middle of their post apocalyptic wasteland of a town.
"Let's get LOUD as your Flying J Tigers take the field!"
"It's halftime here at Faurot Field. Head on down to Mama Smith's fried chicken joint in the southeast corner of the stadium OR stay in your seats for the halftime entertainment. We will be auctioning off a slightly used 1999 Peterbilt Semi-tractor! All proceed's benefit the "Get our drivers off meth campaign", a great cause for a great university!"
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Krokodil hotspot.
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no nipples at strip clubs anymore
Oh man, really? This is sad and shows that it has been a LONG time for me - even the 'Totally Nude' spot on Grand in KCMO?
the Isley brothers
Tell me more about this. The Isleys are some of my faves! (Wikipedia says they're from Cincy and NJ??)
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They were a very average Big 12 team that NEVER won a conference title. If they beat you, it will be basically proving the SEC is easier than the Big 12
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no nipples at strip clubs anymore
Oh man, really? This is sad and shows that it has been a LONG time for me - even the 'Totally Nude' spot on Grand in KCMO?
the Isley brothers
Tell me more about this. The Isleys are some of my faves! (Wikipedia says they're from Cincy and NJ??)
they wear clothes on stage, topless lap dances
isleys live in stl now
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Don't forget the Throwed Rolls! http://www.throwedrolls.com/ (http://www.throwedrolls.com/)
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Couple of lakes with some trees
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Still one of my all-time favorites.
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Don't forget the Throwed Rolls! http://www.throwedrolls.com/ (http://www.throwedrolls.com/)
They throw those Throwed Rolls hot, dangerous place.
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KSU beat them 13 straight years from 1993-2005. They are a crap program who is benefitting from easy scheduling, remind them of that. If they were in the SEC West(or as I like the call it the Army of Tennessee) they would definitely be the third best team. Don't lose to them, please.
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Osceola cheese http://www.osceolacheese.com/ (http://www.osceolacheese.com/) (en route to aforementioned Lake Pomme de Terre, from KC anyway).
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State mammal is the coon skin cap
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Its pretty racist, especially out in the sticks. So pretty much exactly like every other SEC state. In fact certain counties in SE Missouri still have laws against minorities doing basically anything.
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No words that start with "C" start with "C" there. They substitute "K", as in Kountry Kitchen for example.
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"The roads in Missouri were much more terrifying to me than the attacks on the World Trade Center, because I really did think my life was far more at risk."
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No words that start with "C" start with "C" there. They substitute "K", as in Kountry Kitchen for example.
They'll take it a step or two further sometimes too, e.g. "Kuntry Kitchin"
Oh yeah, the gas is always cheaper there than in Kansas (and Iowa too).
Also, you might want to practice saying the name of the state correctly: "Mizurr-rah"
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Oh I thought of a good one: Fireworks Stands
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Drinking in cars is legal. They sell liquor in gas stations and grocery stores*.
*I wish Kansas would do this.
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Drinking in cars is legal. They sell liquor in gas stations and grocery stores*.
*I wish Kansas would do this.
every state does this pretty much, with a few exceptions
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No words that start with "C" start with "C" there. They substitute "K", as in Kountry Kitchen for example.
:blush:
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Their fans have the strangest personality I've ever seen...a weird concoction of inferiority complex, self-loathing, and defeatism that quickly becomes straight-up arseholery if they think they have a chance to actually win something significant. Since they rarely do, it's pretty entertaining to watch them immediately slip back into inferior self-loathing defeatism.
Jack Harry may be the archetype of this.
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I lived in Missouri for a year after college and the chicken in those commercials still haunts my dreams. :eek:
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Birthplace of LHCBS! :D
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Drinking in cars is legal. They sell liquor in gas stations and grocery stores*.
*I wish Kansas would do this.
every state does this pretty much, with a few exceptions
Must be a western thing. Not common at all in the east.
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Osceola cheese http://www.osceolacheese.com/ (http://www.osceolacheese.com/) (en route to aforementioned Lake Pomme de Terre, from KC anyway).
FREE SAMPLES and 8 Public Restrooms!
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That was a very fun game to be at
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That was a very fun game to be at
SEC! SEC! SEC!
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people from STL have weird accents unlike any other part of the state. They call the 25 cent piece a kwater, and would pronounce the number 44 as far-tee-far. It's kind of northerny sounding but a little different. Weird. Also, Nelly.
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In St Louis, a Hoosier is a low-life redneck, somebody you can recognize because they have a car on concrete blocks in their front yard and are likely to have just shot their wife who may also be their sister.
:facepalm:
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Anyone tell him about Missourah yet?
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Columbia is home to the world's only filthy QT bathroom
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My god this is a great thread..[ftp] :excited:[/ftp
Also, if someone is driving like crap, slow in fast lane, no blinker, just plain shitty, they have missouri tags.
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http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/
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http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/
Jesus that had to take like a whole .25 hours to complete that whole site.
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http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/
Representative of the finest Missouri housing.
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First thing anyone from St Louis will ask you is "what high school did you go to?"
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Once hit the trifecta in Missouri while passing through taking a group of HS kids to Indiana for nationals. Saw a metal building divided into 3 establishments: Porn Store, Fireworks Stand, and Liquor Store.
Of course, the kids all wanted to stop at this Mecca of Missouri, but I figured it would probably cost me my job.
Now, if they had gone a perfect four for four, and had a Strip Club as well, I think we would have found the most Missouri place in all of Missouri.
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Once hit the trifecta in Missouri while passing through taking a group of HS kids to Indiana for nationals. Saw a metal building divided into 3 establishments: Porn Store, Fireworks Stand, and Liquor Store.
Of course, the kids all wanted to stop at this Mecca of Missouri, but I figured it would probably cost me my job.
Now, if they had gone a perfect four for four, and had a Strip Club as well, I think we would have found the most Missouri place in all of Missouri.
:lol:
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Once hit the trifecta in Missouri while passing through taking a group of HS kids to Indiana for nationals. Saw a metal building divided into 3 establishments: Porn Store, Fireworks Stand, and Liquor Store.
Of course, the kids all wanted to stop at this Mecca of Missouri, but I figured it would probably cost me my job.
Now, if they had gone a perfect four for four, and had a Strip Club as well, I think we would have found the most Missouri place in all of Missouri.
confusing. Which one do you go inside to pay for the cheap gas?
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First thing anyone from St Louis will ask you is "what high school did you go to?"
OMG... I knew a guy from St. Louis who asked EVERY girl he met this. HOLY crap. hahahahahaha
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First thing anyone from St Louis will ask you is "what high school did you go to?"
OMG... I knew a guy from St. Louis who asked EVERY girl he met this. HOLY crap. hahahahahaha
oh man that is a good one. there are like 6 or 7 thousand catholic high schools in stl
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First thing anyone from St Louis will ask you is "what high school did you go to?"
OMG... I knew a guy from St. Louis who asked EVERY girl he met this. HOLY crap. hahahahahaha
oh man that is a good one. there are like 6 or 7 thousand catholic high schools in stl
It's literally the first thing everyone from STL is programmed to ask. Some kind of a social standing and background test they do. Have seen people in their 30s ask when they find out someone else is from STL.
They also all think they are tough because East St. Louis got their metro a "most dangerous city" title like 8 years ago.
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also STL people are way more upfront with their racism than I'm used to. it surprises me every time. "it would be better if they would just go away" etc
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STL has some of the most aggressive/imaginative street hustlers in the country...
some even sell delicious pretzels
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There's ratty old cabins in the Ozarks that defy gravity.
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STL has some of the most aggressive/imaginative street hustlers in the country...
some even sell delicious pretzels
Just because you were drunk and sad about the cardinals loss, in no way means it was delicious.
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