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Tell Me About Missouri
« on: December 05, 2013, 02:37:58 PM »
Other than the meth and cute high school stadium.


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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2013, 02:42:08 PM »
Pinkle loves his wine, his coaches, and second shelf weather women(rumor has it).

James Franklin is an FPTC

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2013, 02:44:36 PM »
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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2013, 02:45:02 PM »
Porn stores

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2013, 02:45:50 PM »
Winter's Bone

Brad Pitt / Sheryl Crow

Mark Twain

Jesse James

Party Cove

Tallest building in St. Louis = arch  :lol:

Matt Painter mush

more badass earthquakes than california

George Brett pooped his pants

Joplin  :frown:

Dewey defeats Truman

Mizzou's football jerseys have the numbers in italics to look extra action-y

no nipples at strip clubs anymore

DYK? there are 5 schools in Springfield

borders like 15 states or something

the Isley brothers

2 great belgian breweries

"cheeps" "roygals" "lambs" "birds"

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2013, 02:46:11 PM »
More billboards than all other states combined.

Also, bad smells.

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2013, 02:46:39 PM »
Lightning bolt tank tops that used to be lightning bolt t-shirts

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2013, 02:49:53 PM »
mandated 10% ethanol gas no thanks

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2013, 02:52:03 PM »
Lots of lake ppl(not to be confused with ppl that like going to the lakes).

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2013, 02:54:05 PM »
Pomme de Terre Lake > Stockton Lake > Truman Lake > disgusting Lake of the Ozarks

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2013, 02:55:47 PM »
walnut bowls

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2013, 02:57:18 PM »
Their town is a glorified truck stop. A freaking INTERSTATE runs right through the middle of their post apocalyptic wasteland of a town.

"Let's get LOUD as your Flying J Tigers take the field!"

"It's halftime here at Faurot Field. Head on down to Mama Smith's fried chicken joint in the southeast corner of the stadium OR stay in your seats for the halftime entertainment. We will be auctioning off a slightly used 1999 Peterbilt Semi-tractor! All proceed's benefit the "Get our drivers off meth campaign", a great cause for a great university!"

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2013, 02:58:51 PM »
Krokodil hotspot.

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2013, 02:58:55 PM »
no nipples at strip clubs anymore
Oh man, really? This is sad and shows that it has been a LONG time for me - even the 'Totally Nude' spot on Grand in KCMO?

the Isley brothers
Tell me more about this. The Isleys are some of my faves! (Wikipedia says they're from Cincy and NJ??)
I'm in it purely for the entertainment value.

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2013, 02:59:18 PM »
They were a very average Big 12 team that NEVER won a conference title.  If they beat you, it will be basically proving the SEC is easier than the Big 12

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2013, 03:00:14 PM »
no nipples at strip clubs anymore
Oh man, really? This is sad and shows that it has been a LONG time for me - even the 'Totally Nude' spot on Grand in KCMO?

the Isley brothers
Tell me more about this. The Isleys are some of my faves! (Wikipedia says they're from Cincy and NJ??)

they wear clothes on stage, topless lap dances


isleys live in stl now

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2013, 03:01:15 PM »

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2013, 03:01:49 PM »
Don't forget the Throwed Rolls! http://www.throwedrolls.com/
I'm in it purely for the entertainment value.

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2013, 03:09:28 PM »
Couple of lakes with some trees
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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2013, 03:10:41 PM »


Still one of my all-time favorites.

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2013, 03:12:04 PM »
Don't forget the Throwed Rolls! http://www.throwedrolls.com/

They throw those Throwed Rolls hot, dangerous place.

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2013, 03:13:03 PM »
KSU beat them 13 straight years from 1993-2005. They are a crap program who is benefitting from easy scheduling, remind them of that. If they were in the SEC West(or as I like the call it the Army of Tennessee) they would definitely be the third best team. Don't lose to them, please.

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2013, 03:17:03 PM »
Osceola cheese http://www.osceolacheese.com/ (en route to aforementioned Lake Pomme de Terre, from KC anyway).
I'm in it purely for the entertainment value.

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Re: Tell Me About Missouri
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2013, 03:18:17 PM »
State mammal is the coon skin cap