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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: Cartierfor3 on November 22, 2013, 07:29:17 PM
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Friends. Brothers. Sisters. Cats,
Tomorrow I will be attending the game with my nephew. He's 10. His family is T-shirt squawk. We will be on the west side in some good seats. What are the key things I need to do to make him turn against his family and turn to the Mob Family?
I want tomorrow to be a day this kid looks back on and says "That's the day I knew I wanted to be a KSU Cat for everyday that follows until I perish."
#1cat
:lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob:
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Blow
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It was love at first sight for me. I don't think you can screw this up, fwiw.
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make his expectations really low.
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souvenir
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Smack the holy piss out of him every time OU scores. But when the Katz score, send him to the snack bar. :Woot:
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Once he sees Sams he'll be ours forever.
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the $5 hotdog and drink combo with souvenir cup seems like the closer here
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Friends. Brothers. Sisters. Cats,
Tomorrow I will be attending the game with my nephew. He's 10. His family is T-shirt squawk. We will be on the west side in some good seats. What are the key things I need to do to make him turn against his family and turn to the Mob Family?
I want tomorrow to be a day this kid looks back on and says "That's the day I knew I wanted to be a KSU Cat for everyday that follows until I perish."
#1cat
:lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob:
Hope that Zimmerman does a flip during Senior announcements.
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the wabash cannonball of course
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good one pike
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His first farmhump will get him hooked.
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Smack the holy piss out of him every time OU scores. But when the Katz score, send him to the snack bar. :Woot:
:ROFL:
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Sneak him into the student section and make sure he gets lots of high gives.
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Sneak him into the student section and make sure he gets lots of high gives.
I'm so out of touch these days. WTF is a high give? Do you smoke it or just swallow it?
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LHCBS writes a personal "welcome to EMAW" note to him at halftime and personally delivers it to him before the second half starts. The note will, of course, be scripted in LHCBS's famous lefthand slant. :billdance:
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blackmail
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Tailgate, be loud as eff in the game, and let him drive home
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Just make sure he goes to the game in Lawrence next weekend. Compare the 2
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Plan failed. He just complained about the weather and talked about hoops
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Wow, sounds like a complete loser
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Give it another shot. Show him the DVR of tonight's "game" in Ames, then take him to the bloodbath at KU next weekend. If that doesn't convert him, nothing will.
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Plan failed. He just complained about the weather and talked about hoops
The weather was brutal. Heard a guy had a heart attack before the game.
Some lil guy a few rows in front of me was crying his eyes out because it was cold so his moms took him and left halfway through the 1st quarter.
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Give it another shot. Show him the DVR of tonight's "game" in Ames, then take him to the bloodbath at KU next weekend. If that doesn't convert him, nothing will.
I'm not taking him anywhere. He didn't say thanks.
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Give it another shot. Show him the DVR of tonight's "game" in Ames, then take him to the bloodbath at KU next weekend. If that doesn't convert him, nothing will.
I'm not taking him anywhere. He didn't say thanks.
Little crap, the youngsters are so unappreciative these days.
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Give it another shot. Show him the DVR of tonight's "game" in Ames, then take him to the bloodbath at KU next weekend. If that doesn't convert him, nothing will.
I'm not taking him anywhere. He didn't say thanks.
Little crap, the youngsters are so unappreciative these days.
Did he wear two pairs of socks? NO
Did I? OF COURSE AND ONE WAS WOOL
Did I give him my wool socks at half to slow his complaining? YES
Did he say thank you or quit complaining? NO
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Give it another shot. Show him the DVR of tonight's "game" in Ames, then take him to the bloodbath at KU next weekend. If that doesn't convert him, nothing will.
I'm not taking him anywhere. He didn't say thanks.
Agreed. Such a fundamental omission doesn't deserve another chance. He's KU, through and through.
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Sounds like this game was proof that there is no hope for change. Sad.
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Plan failed. He just complained about the weather and talked about hoops
The weather was brutal. Heard a guy had a heart attack before the game.
Some lil guy a few rows in front of me was crying his eyes out because it was cold so his moms took him and left halfway through the 1st quarter.
can confirm. was right next to my section. like 15 ft away. they were applying chest compressions and at least one defib during the kickoff and
opening drive. apparently he was dead when they took him to the hospital, but they shot him with some adrenaline and other stuff and shocked him and brought him back. was really weird thinking i saw someone die right then and there.
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Plan failed. He just complained about the weather and talked about hoops
FP... Sounds perfectly suited to end up a ku fan. Good riddance.
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You can lead a horse to water Cartier. You did your part.
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You can lead a horse to water Cartier. You did your part.
But if you lead him to Waters, as seems to be the case, it's understandable why the horse wouldn't be interested.