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Title: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 22, 2013, 07:29:17 PM
Friends. Brothers. Sisters. Cats,

Tomorrow I will be attending the game with my nephew. He's 10. His family is T-shirt squawk. We will be on the west side in some good seats. What are the key things I need to do to make him turn against his family and turn to the Mob Family?

I want tomorrow to be a day this kid looks back on and says "That's the day I knew I wanted to be a KSU Cat for everyday that follows until I perish."


#1cat


 :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob:
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: CNS on November 22, 2013, 07:40:45 PM
Blow
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: yoEMAW on November 22, 2013, 07:42:01 PM
It was love at first sight for me. I don't think you can screw this up, fwiw.
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: Cire on November 22, 2013, 07:44:57 PM
make his expectations really low.
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: Winters on November 22, 2013, 07:46:12 PM
souvenir 
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: Katpappy on November 22, 2013, 07:59:06 PM
Smack the holy piss out of him every time OU scores.  But when the Katz score, send him to the snack bar.   :Woot:
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: BackPayne on November 22, 2013, 08:41:06 PM
Once he sees Sams he'll be ours forever.
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: steve dave on November 22, 2013, 08:42:47 PM
the $5 hotdog and drink combo with souvenir cup seems like the closer here
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: Headinjun on November 22, 2013, 08:49:26 PM
Friends. Brothers. Sisters. Cats,

Tomorrow I will be attending the game with my nephew. He's 10. His family is T-shirt squawk. We will be on the west side in some good seats. What are the key things I need to do to make him turn against his family and turn to the Mob Family?

I want tomorrow to be a day this kid looks back on and says "That's the day I knew I wanted to be a KSU Cat for everyday that follows until I perish."


#1cat


 :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob:

Hope that Zimmerman does a flip during Senior announcements.
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: p1k3 on November 22, 2013, 08:49:40 PM
the wabash cannonball of course
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: steve dave on November 22, 2013, 08:50:40 PM
good one pike
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: CNS on November 22, 2013, 08:51:14 PM
His first farmhump will get him hooked.

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Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: cDubya on November 22, 2013, 09:29:04 PM
Smack the holy piss out of him every time OU scores.  But when the Katz score, send him to the snack bar.   :Woot:
:ROFL:
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: KITNfury on November 22, 2013, 09:37:27 PM
 Sneak him into the student section and make sure he gets lots of high gives.
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: CyberToothCat on November 22, 2013, 10:16:23 PM
Sneak him into the student section and make sure he gets lots of high gives.

I'm so out of touch these days. WTF is a high give? Do you smoke it or just swallow it?
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: bones129 on November 22, 2013, 10:28:30 PM
LHCBS writes a personal "welcome to EMAW" note to him at halftime and personally delivers it to him before the second half starts. The note will, of course, be scripted in LHCBS's famous lefthand slant.  :billdance:
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: steve dave on November 22, 2013, 10:30:08 PM
blackmail
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: bucket on November 22, 2013, 10:44:59 PM
Tailgate, be loud as eff in the game, and let him drive home
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2013, 11:55:12 PM
Just make sure he goes to the game in Lawrence next weekend.  Compare the 2
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 23, 2013, 11:29:28 PM
Plan failed. He just complained about the weather and talked about hoops
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: hemmy on November 23, 2013, 11:37:30 PM
Wow, sounds like a complete loser
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: bones129 on November 23, 2013, 11:39:29 PM
Give it another shot. Show him the DVR of tonight's "game" in Ames, then take him to the bloodbath at KU next weekend. If that doesn't convert him, nothing will.
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: Headinjun on November 23, 2013, 11:44:08 PM
Plan failed. He just complained about the weather and talked about hoops

The weather was brutal.  Heard a guy had a heart attack before the game. 

Some lil guy a few rows in front of me was crying his eyes out because it was cold so his moms took him and left halfway through the 1st quarter.
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 23, 2013, 11:45:07 PM
Give it another shot. Show him the DVR of tonight's "game" in Ames, then take him to the bloodbath at KU next weekend. If that doesn't convert him, nothing will.

I'm not taking him anywhere. He didn't say thanks.
Title: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: That_Guy on November 23, 2013, 11:46:59 PM
Give it another shot. Show him the DVR of tonight's "game" in Ames, then take him to the bloodbath at KU next weekend. If that doesn't convert him, nothing will.

I'm not taking him anywhere. He didn't say thanks.

Little crap, the youngsters are so unappreciative these days.
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 23, 2013, 11:53:27 PM
Give it another shot. Show him the DVR of tonight's "game" in Ames, then take him to the bloodbath at KU next weekend. If that doesn't convert him, nothing will.

I'm not taking him anywhere. He didn't say thanks.

Little crap, the youngsters are so unappreciative these days.

Did he wear two pairs of socks? NO
Did I?  OF COURSE AND ONE WAS WOOL
Did I give him my wool socks at half to slow his complaining? YES
Did he say thank you or quit complaining? NO
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: bones129 on November 23, 2013, 11:54:28 PM
Give it another shot. Show him the DVR of tonight's "game" in Ames, then take him to the bloodbath at KU next weekend. If that doesn't convert him, nothing will.

I'm not taking him anywhere. He didn't say thanks.

Agreed. Such a fundamental omission doesn't deserve another chance. He's KU, through and through.
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: kso_FAN on November 24, 2013, 08:02:47 AM
Sounds like this game was proof that there is no hope for change. Sad.
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: j-dub on November 24, 2013, 08:43:31 AM
Plan failed. He just complained about the weather and talked about hoops

The weather was brutal.  Heard a guy had a heart attack before the game. 

Some lil guy a few rows in front of me was crying his eyes out because it was cold so his moms took him and left halfway through the 1st quarter.

can confirm. was right next to my section. like 15 ft away. they were applying chest compressions and at least one defib during the kickoff and
opening drive. apparently he was dead when they took him to the hospital, but they shot him with some adrenaline and other stuff and shocked him and brought him back. was really weird thinking i saw someone die right then and there.
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on November 24, 2013, 02:07:01 PM
Plan failed. He just complained about the weather and talked about hoops

FP...  Sounds perfectly suited to end up a ku fan. Good riddance.
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: wetwillie on November 24, 2013, 02:08:07 PM
You can lead a horse to water Cartier.  You did your part. 
Title: Re: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW.
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 24, 2013, 02:21:06 PM
You can lead a horse to water Cartier.  You did your part. 

But if you lead him to Waters, as seems to be the case, it's understandable why the horse wouldn't be interested.