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Title: Paul Rhoads
Post by: ManBearPig on November 13, 2013, 06:08:30 PM
Ran into a guy at the gym here in Minneapolis who played LB for Iowa State back in the mid 90s. He saw my elite k-state shirt and started up a convo with me regarding how studly our cats are and then he gave me a rundown on the clones dumpster fire of a season. From what he says, our friend Paul might not have all of the support and backing that the public believes he has. This guy stated that he's still pretty connected with the university and program, and that word is slowly getting out to alums from the players and staff that Paul is genuinely disliked, and that the team is giving up on him. This guy could have just been blowing hot air, but i was dumbfounded to come across a clone who wasn't drooling over Paul. Just thought i'd share.

He also said that he was at ISU while the Mayor was playing there ....confirmed that he was a total boss on campus.  :love:
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: steve dave on November 13, 2013, 06:24:58 PM
Well, Paul is the worst coach in college football at any level so....
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: MeatGeeKSU on November 13, 2013, 07:01:51 PM
Players giving up on their coach when they're staring down a 1-11 season?  Say it ain't so!?
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Benja on November 13, 2013, 07:05:23 PM
He's so weird.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: OKclone on November 13, 2013, 07:29:59 PM
Well this thread is golden.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Katpappy on November 13, 2013, 09:31:57 PM
Well this thread is golden.
like a shower... is it wet in here.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: bones129 on November 13, 2013, 11:32:32 PM
After winning his first game as interim coach at Eastern Michigan, Stan Parrish (he of "Air Parrish" fame at KSU) is clearly the leading candidate to replace Personable Paul.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: DQ12 on November 13, 2013, 11:52:57 PM
i like this thread, MBP.  was the guy throwing tons of weight around or no?
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: OKclone on November 14, 2013, 12:06:43 AM
I know a ex Kansas State LB who told me the other day that LHC Bill Snyder is actually a living corpse, and that after he turns into dust he will be buried under LHC Bill Snyder Stadium right at the 50 yard line. They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids. Who knows if he's telling the truth, but he's pretty reliable.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: bones129 on November 14, 2013, 12:09:11 AM
I know a ex Kansas State LB who told me the other day that LHC LHC Bill Snyder is actually a living corpse, and that after he turns into dust he will be buried under LHC LHC Bill Snyder Stadium right at the 50 yard line. They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids. Who knows if he's telling the truth, but he's pretty reliable.

Worst post I've ever seen here. Sorry, but that's how I see it.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on November 14, 2013, 12:38:59 AM
I know a ex Kansas State LB who told me the other day that LHC LHC Bill Snyder is actually a living corpse, and that after he turns into dust he will be buried under LHC LHC Bill Snyder Stadium right at the 50 yard line. They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids. Who knows if he's telling the truth, but he's pretty reliable.

Worst post I've ever seen here. Sorry, but that's how I see it.

Would have believed without the homosexuality and kid diddling.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: OKclone on November 14, 2013, 12:43:23 AM
I know a ex Kansas State LB who told me the other day that LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder is actually a living corpse, and that after he turns into dust he will be buried under LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder Stadium right at the 50 yard line. They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids. Who knows if he's telling the truth, but he's pretty reliable.

Worst post I've ever seen here. Sorry, but that's how I see it.

Would have believed without the homosexuality and kid diddling.

That's the most believable part tho
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: nicname on November 14, 2013, 01:03:52 AM
Well, Paul is the worst coach in college football at any level so....

He's definitely no Chuck Weiss, who deserves at least two more years to resurrect sleeping giant and TSC bro KU.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Pett on November 14, 2013, 08:49:28 AM
They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids.
Westboro Baptist member?
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Belvis Noland on November 14, 2013, 08:57:39 AM
I know a ex Kansas State LB who told me the other day that LHC Bill Snyder is actually a living corpse, and that after he turns into dust he will be buried under LHC Bill Snyder Stadium right at the 50 yard line. They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids. Who knows if he's telling the truth, but he's pretty reliable.

Hey brainiac, if he turned to dust, there wouldn't be much to bury.   :facepalm:  Likely, his dust would be scattered like Fitz' children - hayseeds in the wind. 
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 14, 2013, 09:48:51 AM
I think the vast majority of ISU fans know Rhoads is the best they can get, and he is totally awful.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on November 14, 2013, 11:04:12 AM
I know a ex Kansas State LB who told me the other day that LHC Bill Snyder is actually a living corpse, and that after he turns into dust he will be buried under LHC Bill Snyder Stadium right at the 50 yard line. They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids. Who knows if he's telling the truth, but he's pretty reliable.

wow, that's a little harsh Mrs. Rhoads.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: kst8cat on November 14, 2013, 11:29:05 AM
Well let's not forget that Rhoads did have ISU ranked #25 in the coaches poll the week that we played them last year, so he can't be that bad, right?  But I guess that Prince had KSU barely ranked when we played KU in 2007 and was fired the following year, so maybe it doesn't mean all that much.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: 0.42 on November 14, 2013, 11:52:58 AM
Why are Iowans so terrible at the internet? MiR, please advise
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Winters on November 14, 2013, 11:56:23 AM
I know a ex Kansas State LB who told me the other day that LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder is actually a living corpse, and that after he turns into dust he will be buried under LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder Stadium right at the 50 yard line. They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids. Who knows if he's telling the truth, but he's pretty reliable.

Worst post I've ever seen here. Sorry, but that's how I see it.

Would have believed without the homosexuality and kid diddling.

That's the most believable part tho
Must suck losing to a 'kid diddler' every year
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: MakeItRain on November 14, 2013, 08:45:15 PM
Why are Iowans so terrible at the internet? MiR, please advise

 :dunno: most are dorky and awkward in person too
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: p1k3 on November 14, 2013, 09:02:20 PM
I don't believe at all that ISU fans are turning on Rhoads. Not a chance.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: MakeItRain on November 14, 2013, 09:21:06 PM
I don't believe at all that ISU fans are turning on Rhoads. Not a chance.

They're not
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Panjandrum on November 14, 2013, 10:21:56 PM
I don't believe at all that ISU fans are turning on Rhoads. Not a chance.

They're not

This is so strange.  I can't comprehend how low their self-esteem must be to think that he's really the best they'll ever get.

It's mind-boggling.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: OKclone on November 14, 2013, 10:43:33 PM
I don't believe at all that ISU fans are turning on Rhoads. Not a chance.

They're not

This is so strange.  I can't comprehend how low their self-esteem must be to think that he's really the best they'll ever get.

It's mind-boggling.

The best you will ever get is  :billdance:
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: MeatGeeKSU on November 14, 2013, 10:54:54 PM
I don't believe at all that ISU fans are turning on Rhoads. Not a chance.

They're not

This is so strange.  I can't comprehend how low their self-esteem must be to think that he's really the best they'll ever get.

It's mind-boggling.

The best you will ever get is  :billdance:

Yeah man, it sucks that the best coach we could get has only achieved more than Iowa State has in the entire history of their program.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: OKclone on November 14, 2013, 10:59:02 PM
I don't believe at all that ISU fans are turning on Rhoads. Not a chance.

They're not

This is so strange.  I can't comprehend how low their self-esteem must be to think that he's really the best they'll ever get.

It's mind-boggling.

The best you will ever get is  :billdance:

Yeah man, it sucks that the best coach we could get has only achieved more than Iowa State has in the entire history of their program.

While that is true, it's going to be great when he retires, again. You guys will be right back to sucking like usual. Enjoy your ride while it lasts, because I have a feeling that it is over pretty soon. Also I do believe KSU is now TIED with the amount of head to head wins you have against Iowa State.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: MeatGeeKSU on November 14, 2013, 11:04:09 PM

The best you will ever get is  :billdance:

Yeah man, it sucks that the best coach we could get has only achieved more than Iowa State has in the entire history of their program.

While that is true, it's going to be great when he retires, again. You guys will be right back to sucking like usual. Enjoy your ride while it lasts, because I have a feeling that it is over pretty soon. Also I do believe KSU is now TIED with the amount of head to head wins you have against Iowa State.

Even if we were to go back to sucking like "usual", you'd still be right there with us.  When that is legitimately the only ray of hope your program has(that others will dwell in the basement with you), that's just...man, I just wish good things for you OKclone, as awful as you are at message boards and everything.  I wish good things for you.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Panjandrum on November 14, 2013, 11:08:28 PM
I don't believe at all that ISU fans are turning on Rhoads. Not a chance.

They're not

This is so strange.  I can't comprehend how low their self-esteem must be to think that he's really the best they'll ever get.

It's mind-boggling.

The best you will ever get is  :billdance:

The only thing worse than being a troll is an Iowa State fan who happens to be a troll.

Because at the end of the day...you're an Iowa State fan, and there's really nothing in the sports world that could be more depressing than that.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: OKclone on November 15, 2013, 01:29:09 AM
I don't believe at all that ISU fans are turning on Rhoads. Not a chance.

They're not

This is so strange.  I can't comprehend how low their self-esteem must be to think that he's really the best they'll ever get.

It's mind-boggling.

The best you will ever get is  :billdance:

The only thing worse than being a troll is an Iowa State fan who happens to be a troll.

Because at the end of the day...you're an Iowa State fan, and there's really nothing in the sports world that could be more depressing than that.

Disagree, being a ksu fan is the shits.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: #LIFE on November 15, 2013, 07:35:30 AM
Disagree, being a ksu fan is the shits.

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Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: steve dave on November 15, 2013, 07:41:26 AM
iowa state fan humor. good grief.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: CNS on November 15, 2013, 07:42:52 AM
"The best you will ever have is just some guy that many debate as possibly being one of the greatest football minds ever. Suck on that!"

Sent from my KFTT using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: kso_FAN on November 15, 2013, 08:31:07 AM
The best K-State will ever get: conference titles, national title contention, national relevance.

The best I-State will ever get: YouTube speeches after occasional victories over ranked teams, winning almost (almost) 1/3 of their conference games.

Hmmmm.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: TownieCat on November 15, 2013, 08:35:44 AM
Snyder is proud of his guys for getting better every day and following the 16 goals for success. Paul is just proud of his guys.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 15, 2013, 09:22:15 AM
Snyder is proud of his guys for getting better every day and following the 16 goals for success. Paul is just proud of his guys.

Paul is proud he has conned a bunch of Iowa idiots.  And that is nothing to be proud of.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Panjandrum on November 15, 2013, 09:38:47 AM
Snyder is proud of his guys for getting better every day and following the 16 goals for success. Paul is just proud of his guys.

Paul is proud he has conned a bunch of Iowa idiots.  And that is nothing to be proud of.

Paul is a dork and a wuss.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 15, 2013, 09:39:36 AM
The Ron Prince years would've been probably 3 of the best EVER at Iowa State.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Belvis Noland on November 15, 2013, 09:40:38 AM
Is there a more comfortable job in all of college sports? 
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 15, 2013, 09:41:45 AM
Iowa State would kill to be able to run off a coach that was as successful as Prince.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: everyone shut up on November 15, 2013, 09:55:31 AM
While that is true, it's going to be great when he retires, again. You guys will be right back to sucking like usual. Enjoy your ride while it lasts, because I have a feeling that it is over pretty soon. Also I do believe KSU is now TIED with the amount of head to head wins you have against Iowa State.
squawk outed
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 15, 2013, 10:08:35 AM
Is there a more comfortable job in all of college sports?

Doc Sadler was pretty cozy for a while
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: deputy dawg on November 15, 2013, 10:12:31 AM
Is there a more comfortable job in all of college sports?

Doc Sadler was pretty cozy for a while

Weis.  Banks a lot of pay, too.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: cDubya on November 15, 2013, 10:24:09 AM
Is there a more comfortable job in all of college sports?

Penn State?  :dunno: I mean, you could go 0-12 and not score a touchdown but hey, at least you aren't,  well... You know.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 15, 2013, 10:30:23 AM
Is there a more comfortable job in all of college sports?

Have you been to Ames?
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: ChiComCat on November 15, 2013, 10:33:13 AM
Is there a more comfortable job in all of college sports?

Penn State?  :dunno: I mean, you could go 0-12 and not score a touchdown but hey, at least you aren't,  well... You know.

You won't be their worst but they would still crap can your ass
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: mocat on November 15, 2013, 10:34:06 AM
i opened this thread with bated breath, expecting to see the paul "randy" rhoads guitar gif. hmmmph.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: DQ12 on November 15, 2013, 11:56:38 AM
didn't Paul "The American Dream" Rhoads sign a contract through 2020?  how hopeless.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Tobias on November 15, 2013, 04:25:25 PM
didn't Paul "The American Dream" Rhoads sign a contract through 2020?  how hopeless.

you know what they say, strike while the iron's hot
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Havs on November 15, 2013, 04:32:17 PM
So uh, hows the weather in Manhattan?
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: TownieCat on November 15, 2013, 04:38:55 PM
So uh, hows the weather in Manhattan?

Currently 60 and sunny. Little to no wind. Just another day in paradise.  :Woot:
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Havs on November 15, 2013, 04:39:37 PM
So uh, hows the weather in Manhattan?

Currently 60 and sunny. Little to no wind. Just another day in paradise.  :Woot:

Same in my locale. Good to hear.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: MakeItRain on November 15, 2013, 04:57:04 PM
So uh, hows the weather in Manhattan?

Currently 60 and sunny. Little to no wind. Just another day in paradise.  :Woot:

Same in my locale. Good to hear.

You moved from Ames?
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: CNS on November 15, 2013, 04:57:35 PM
Ames evac to South Dakota, right Havs?
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: star seed 7 on November 15, 2013, 04:58:25 PM
Ames evac to South Dakota, right Havs?

a lot of LHRIQ (low havs residence IQ) in this thread.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: p1k3 on November 15, 2013, 05:10:27 PM
didn't Paul "The American Dream" Rhoads sign a contract through 2020?  how hopeless.

you know what they say, strike while the iron's hot

Beating Oklahoma State will only hurt them in the long run. Like really, really bad.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: bones129 on November 15, 2013, 05:23:40 PM
The Ron Prince years would've been probably 3 of the best EVER at Iowa State.

So, maybe Prince to Iowa State when they rid themselves of Rhoads? Perfect fit.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Havs on November 15, 2013, 08:11:37 PM
Ames evac to South Dakota, right Havs?

I think its snowing in South South Manitoba.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: BushBlister on November 15, 2013, 08:21:21 PM
AT LEAST THEY CAN WRESTLE!!!!!!!

https://vine.co/v/hIBpQWQXQLZ
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: Havs on November 15, 2013, 08:49:34 PM
AT LEAST THEY CAN WRESTLE!!!!!!!

https://vine.co/v/hIBpQWQXQLZ

I slightly enjoyed this.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: #LIFE on November 18, 2013, 11:31:46 AM
Quote
Big 12 Conference ?@Big12Conference 11m #Big12FB: @CycloneFB's Paul Rhoads "From our perspective it's been fun to watch Kansas on film because they keep fighting and playing hard."

 :D
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: MadCat on November 18, 2013, 11:34:25 AM
Quote
Big 12 Conference ?@Big12Conference 11m #Big12FB: @CycloneFB's Paul Rhoads "From our perspective it's been fun to watch Kansas on film because they keep fighting and playing hard."

 :D

Sheesh, Paul.  Maybe you should focus on studying your immediate opponents instead of Kansas all season.
Title: Re: Paul Rhoads
Post by: theKSU on November 18, 2013, 12:00:50 PM
I think Paul knows which game will get him fired.