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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Cartierfor3 on October 16, 2013, 12:24:18 PM
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I'm tired of it. When we were kids there were no facebooks or twitters. We just played outside until dark, then we went inside and did our chores. Now? Kids don't even have chores. They sit around drinking mountain dew and eating flaming hot doritos and play halo.
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You wanna know how I got to school when I was a kid? Rode the bus. No minivan with a TV showing Cars 2 on an endless loop. We weren't even allowed to talk on the bus. Just sit quietly and ride to school. We had manners back then.
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damn kids :shakesfist:
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they're also doing it. like, a lot. at least from what i've read.
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When I was a kid, if I missed a TV show, it was like "Bummer, guess I'll wait for summer and hope they rerun that one." because there was no Tivo or Hulu. One kid I knew had a VCR but he wasn't allowed to use it.
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they're also doing it. like, a lot. at least from what i've read.
THATS ALL THEY DO! They text, sext, text/sext combo, then go to raves and twerk. When we were kids you politely asked a young lady to dance at a mixer. If she said no, you said "thank you for your time" and walked over to the snack table with your head held high. Now if a girl doesn't put out they make a facebook group about her. If one of these kids ever grows up to be president we'll be in a world of trouble.
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I heard baseball teams now don't have strikeouts because kids are too soft.
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Did you know most kids now don't even do homework? They just play halo.
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my 8 year old daughter asked me if she could get her hair cut like miley cyrus yesterday. when i grounded her from tv, she started watching shows on her phone. on her phone!
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What's a halo?
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looks like dax and CF3 are best buds now
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What's a halo?
Some game or something.
You wanna know what kids do at a library? Video games.
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looks like dax and CF3 are best buds now
yup, make-up threads are the best
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Did you know most kids now don't even do homework? They just play halo.
heck man, halo is their homework dude.
hippy weed smoking video game playing third grade teacher- "hey guys. tonights homework is to get me past level nine on halo and help me collect enough coins to buy a new gun while not letting the princess get killed. first one to succeed gets a free week of recess pass. login is teachercat69 and password is sprolesforheisman."
smh :Yuck:
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Old ppl. Sheesh.
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looks like dax and CF3 are best buds now
yup, make-up threads are the best
Well, if he's worried about the youth flash mobbing the white house with their dubbstep raves then yeah, we can get along just fine.
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What's a halo?
Some game or something.
You wanna know what kids do at a library? Video games.
I won't take my kids to the local library because my uncle sent me an email that said the director voted for Obama.
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Guess what I used for research papers when I was in high school.
Books.
Lazy freeloading piece of crap fat ungrateful kids just google stuff and it takes like 1 seconds.
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What's a halo?
Some game or something.
You wanna know what kids do at a library? Video games.
I won't take my kids to the local library because my uncle sent me an email that said the director voted for Obama.
Sounds like you're a great dad. Did you know less than 5% of kids under 15 know the pledge of allegiance?
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What's a halo?
Some game or something.
You wanna know what kids do at a library? Video games.
I won't take my kids to the local library because my uncle sent me an email that said the director voted for Obama.
Sounds like you're a great dad. Did you know less than 5% of kids under 15 know the pledge of allegiance?
:sdeek: what do they do in the morning then?
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What's a halo?
Some game or something.
You wanna know what kids do at a library? Video games.
I won't take my kids to the local library because my uncle sent me an email that said the director voted for Obama.
Sounds like you're a great dad. Did you know less than 5% of kids under 15 know the pledge of allegiance?
:sdeek: what do they do in the morning then?
Talk about their self esteem.
America----> :flush:
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i smashed my 12 year old sons xbox because he told me he wanted to go to tech school to design video games instead of going to college.
oh, also, last week he told me he wanted to play in the NFL. i told him thats never going to happen.
sheesh, when i was 12, i knew exactly what i wanted to do. i wanted to go to ag school and then come home and help pa on the farm. and you know what? thats exactly what i did.
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i smashed my 12 year old sons xbox because he told me he wanted to go to tech school to design video games instead of going to college.
oh, also, last week he told me he wanted to play in the NFL. i told him thats never going to happen.
sheesh, when i was 12, i knew exactly what i wanted to do. i wanted to go to ag school and then come home and help pa on the farm. and you know what? thats exactly what i did.
I've always guessed you were an excellent son and now I know you are.
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I heard a study that American high school students spend more time on sex ed than math and science combined. Anyone wanna guess why all the TVs are made in Japan?
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this thread is right on point. got home from the mill yesterday to find my son and his friend (Miles) playing "basketball" on the driveway. normally i would be happy to see my son practicing, but to my dismay, the goal was lowered down to 7.5 feet because they wanted to "dunk" on it. no practicing left handed layups. no free throw practice. just flashy, lebron-style "look at me" dunks, on a lowered goal.
i told him that unless he wanted his goal unearthed and sent to his cousin's house, he'd raise it back to 10.00 ft.
going to get a padlock to put on it this weekend.
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at my daughters soccer game the other day, her team got slaughtered. i mean absolutely rough ridin' murdered. there are no goalies and stuff so a good team can score a lot. anyways they must have lost like 24-0. i know, right? 24 goals. after the game im talking to my daughter in the car and i asked her what the score was (thinking shes good at math like me) and she said her coach told her the score was a tie.
WTF IS THAT? a rough ridin' tie? lol i said no sweetie your team got mumped on. you lost by over 20 goals, which in soccer, is a lot. she started crying so i called her coach and told him shes quitting the team because hes feeding her lies and wont run them in practice. i wont have my daughter crying in front of me because of some hippie loser soccer coach. he wears crocs to the game. what ever happened to a good pair of boots?
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this thread is right on point. got home from the mill yesterday to find my son and his friend (Miles) playing "basketball" on the driveway. normally i would be happy to see my son practicing, but to my dismay, the goal was lowered down to 7.5 feet because they wanted to "dunk" on it. no practicing left handed layups. no free throw practice. just flashy, lebron-style "look at me" dunks, on a lowered goal.
i told him that unless he wanted his goal unearthed and sent to his cousin's house, he'd raise it back to 10.00 ft.
going to get a padlock to put on it this weekend.
good for you dlew. i'm not sure i could have remained as rational and calm as you did if i would have driven up to that.
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I had to churn my own butter when I was little.
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When my daughter played T Ball for the first time everyone got to bat every inning and every player got to run all the way around the bases. How many outs are there? None!! Who's winning? Everyone is!!!
After the game we can pile in a couple of minivans (seat belts of course) for some Peanut Buster Parfaits!!
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My 7-year-old came home with straight A's. I was so proud of her. But then I did some research. Turns out her school gives out A's for anything over 50%. She had a 61% in math, 53% in english, 58% in social studies, and get this, a 51% in PE. PE!! THAT'S PHYSICAL EDUCATION!! HOW LAZY DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO GET A 51%?!?!? But oh no, it's an A, so she has absolutely no motivation to get off of her rear end and do something. I'm truly at a loss of words. Here's the worst part: We tell our kids we'll give them $10 for every A that they get, so I'm out $70 for my kid barely doing half of their work. You can bet your ass Obama will be getting a handwritten letter from me about this little incident.
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forgot to mention this earlier, my daughters soccer team is COED. like, boys and girls play on the same team. as if they have the same drive to win and are equal and crap. her school doesnt even offer sewing class until 8th grade as an "elective."
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I saw a kid at the mall on Sunday while I was shopping for some new slacks, and this kid couldn't have been more than 14 or 15, and she had a CREDIT CARD! A credit card? Really? Chalk up one more for the "life is easy everything is free" crowd. Needless to say this kid had no manners. No "Thank you" or "Please" was spoken while this spoiled rotten brat bought $200 worth of fashion clothes she probably saw on MTV.
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Guess how many vacations I went on as a kid. Two. One was to Dodge City, the other was to the Space Museum in Hutch. My dad saved for years for that. Now every kid in my son's class takes a trip to Cancun for Spring Break.
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Guess how many vacations I went on as a kid. Two. One was to Dodge City, the other was to the Space Museum in Hutch. My dad saved for years for that. Now every kid in my son's class takes a trip to Cancun for Spring Break.
Careful if you child does go to Cancun. Mexican drinking age is only 16 (go figure).
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we don't beat the crap out of our kids enough these days.
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Guess how many vacations I went on as a kid. Two. One was to Dodge City, the other was to the Space Museum in Hutch. My dad saved for years for that. Now every kid in my son's class takes a trip to Cancun for Spring Break.
Careful if you child does go to Cancun. Mexican drinking age is only 16 (go figure).
Oh he's not going.
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Guess how many vacations I went on as a kid. Two. One was to Dodge City, the other was to the Space Museum in Hutch. My dad saved for years for that. Now every kid in my son's class takes a trip to Cancun for Spring Break.
Careful if you child does go to Cancun. Mexican drinking age is only 16 (go figure).
I just laughed out loud. (Won't catch me saying LOL).
You "men" who are worried about underage drinking are the problem. In Russell County the drinking age is being tall enough to see over the counter to order. The next generation needs to be trained how to drink Beam and how to handle an 870. Take your liberal protection laws to Massachusetts.
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Guess how many vacations I went on as a kid. Two. One was to Dodge City, the other was to the Space Museum in Hutch. My dad saved for years for that. Now every kid in my son's class takes a trip to Cancun for Spring Break.
AND WE LIKED IT!!!
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LOL at all you old people talking smack and acting like you are angry when WE ALL KNOW you wouldn't dare padlock Jimmy's bball goal or not let Rick go to cancun with his buds.
Just last night I got home from JV practice and fired up the XBOX360 to play some Big Team Battle with my Clan(Winters kicked me out of his :shakesfist:) and my mom comes in telling me I need to do some homework or some crap.
I told her to GTFO of my room before I mushed her face in. She made some lame threat about telling my stepdad Tom and taking away the XBOX but I know that she loves me to much to say anything bad about me.
You old farts need to STFU and let us be, not everyone wants to work on the farm or study math.
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Guess how many vacations I went on as a kid. Two. One was to Dodge City, the other was to the Space Museum in Hutch. My dad saved for years for that. Now every kid in my son's class takes a trip to Cancun for Spring Break.
AND WE LIKED IT!!!
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That's a lie and you know it.
My step dad Tom tried to take me to the state fair one time.......we made it 20 miles before he turned the car around because I wouldn't stop playing with my phone.
We got home and that idiot tried to take my phone so I whooped his ass. Stupid accountants cant fight worth a dam.
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at my daughters soccer game the other day, her team got slaughtered. i mean absolutely rough ridin' murdered. there are no goalies and stuff so a good team can score a lot. anyways they must have lost like 24-0. i know, right? 24 goals. after the game im talking to my daughter in the car and i asked her what the score was (thinking shes good at math like me) and she said her coach told her the score was a tie.
WTF IS THAT? a rough ridin' tie? lol i said no sweetie your team got mumped on. you lost by over 20 goals, which in soccer, is a lot. she started crying so i called her coach and told him shes quitting the team because hes feeding her lies and wont run them in practice. i wont have my daughter crying in front of me because of some hippie loser soccer coach. he wears crocs to the game. what ever happened to a good pair of boots?
I think the bigger issue is that your daughter is playing soccer.
At my high school all the girl soccer players are total lezzy's. I know this because Jim saw Tina and Stephanie making out by the locker room one time.
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My word I hope they bring back the draft and send this ben ji kid to war.
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My word I hope they bring back the draft and send this ben ji kid to war.
"Hey! Don't play those shoot em up video games you stupid kids, it will make you violent and unruly!!!" :shakesfist: :shakesfist: :shakesfist:
"Hey! I hope you get drafted and have to kill people in real life!!!"
Great response here by old fart CF3.
I've played FPS since I was 6 years old(Original Halo), I'd be twice the soldier any of you old farts could dream of being....BUT I WILL GO TO CANADA IF THEY TRY AND DRAFT ME.
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Guess how many vacations I went on as a kid. Two. One was to Dodge City, the other was to the Space Museum in Hutch. My dad saved for years for that. Now every kid in my son's class takes a trip to Cancun for Spring Break.
AND WE LIKED IT!!!
That's a lie and you know it.
Space ice cream, tho.
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You wanna know how I got to school when I was a kid? Rode the bus. No minivan with a TV showing Cars 2 on an endless loop. We weren't even allowed to talk on the bus. Just sit quietly and ride to school. We had manners back then.
We still ride the bus to high school as freshman and sophmores you Darryl.
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fight me, ben ji.
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You wanna see something funny? Look up Ben Ji in 5 years.
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they're also doing it. like, a lot. at least from what i've read.
THATS ALL THEY DO! They text, sext, text/sext combo, then go to raves and twerk. When we were kids you politely asked a young lady to dance at a mixer. If she said no, you said "thank you for your time" and walked over to the snack table with your head held high. Now if a girl doesn't put out they make a facebook group about her. If one of these kids ever grows up to be president we'll be in a world of trouble.
Looks like old man CF3 is pissed his wife doesn't find him attractive anymore. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Do you know how many Sexts I've gotten this week? TWELVE. 12. I even got one from Jenny who is A SENIOR.
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You old squares don't understand what its like being young.
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looks like dax and CF3 are best buds now
yup, make-up threads are the best
Well, if he's worried about the youth flash mobbing the white house with their dubbstep raves then yeah, we can get along just fine.
What is this dubstep you speak of? Also, is it something to rave about?
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You wanna see something funny? Look up Ben Ji in 5 years.
5 years ago ben ji was a scrawny 11 year old, currently I'm a starting linebacker on the JV team and in line to be a starter next year. I can only imagine how much awesomer I will be after another 5 years in the weight room. Should be around 220lbs of ripped steel by then.
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fight me, ben ji.
Bruh, I went to state last year in wrestling AS A SOPHMORE. I would toss you around like the trash cans you toss around on your day job as a janitor.
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You wanna see something funny? Look up Ben Ji in 5 years.
5 years ago ben ji was a scrawny 11 year old, currently I'm a starting linebacker on the JV team and in line to be a starter next year. I can only imagine how much awesomer I will be after another 5 years in the weight room. Should be around 220lbs of ripped steel by then.
I doubt you have the discipline needed.
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no doubt in my mind ben ji has a std.
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no doubt in my mind ben ji has a std.
LOL, my step dad Tim tried to tell me the same thing after I boinked my homecoming date.
You old farts are just pissed you only get some action after buying your hag wifes some stupid present for their birthday or anniversary.
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no doubt in my mind ben ji has a std.
LOL, my step dad Tim tried to tell me the same thing after I boinked my homecoming date.
You old farts are just pissed you only get some action after buying your hag wifes some stupid present for their birthday or anniversary.
painting a room works as well
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I weep for the future of this country once little punks like Ben Ji are old enough to vote.
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I weep for the future of this country once little punks like Ben Ji are old enough to vote.
Maybe if you let Miles throw down some monster Lebron esque dunks he wouldn't secret resent you?
Sheesh, parents are so stupid!
Don't do this! Don't do that! Do your homework! Stop playing video games! BLAH. BLAH. BLAH.
Whatever dudes, school is out and football practice was canceled because of some heat index thing. I'm gonna go play some video games.
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they need to give you kids some salt pills and send you back onto the gridiron and make men out of you
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You wanna see something funny? Look up Ben Ji in 5 years.
It won't be funny and it won't be pretty thats for sure. Ben Ji is going to be strung out on dope at some art institute wonderin' why he doesn't have enough money to drive a fancy car. Nobody is going to have the heart to tell him that its because his parents let him play the halo all night and party during his schooling and he doesn't have any drive at all to succeed because of it. And this country will feed him because that's what we do even though he hates those of us who get up and WORK for a living so so he can be a bum. It makes me sick.
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I took the family to Golder Corral a few days ago and and there were these fat kids just playing in the chocolate fountain. They had chocolate all over their face, arms, and clothes and they were just a lickin' it up and goin' in for more. And I don't mean fat as in could stand to lose a few pounds, but fat as in had to waddle around. I asked them where their parents were and told them to stop getting their germs all over the food. They told me I wasn't their boss and pointed to their parents. I told them that they had better find a boss soon or they were going to be in for a hard life.
Oh, and sure enough, their parents were fat and walking around in gym shorts and sweat pants. What is America coming to? People have no sense of pride or dignity any more.
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I took the family to Golder Corral a few days ago and and there were these fat kids just playing in the chocolate fountain. They had chocolate all over their face, arms, and clothes and they were just a lickin' it up and goin' in for more. And I don't mean fat as in could stand to lose a few pounds, but fat as in had to waddle around. I asked them where their parents were and told them to stop getting their germs all over the food. They told me I wasn't their boss and pointed to their parents. I told them that they had better find a boss soon or they were going to be in for a hard life.
Oh, and sure enough, their parents were fat and walking around in gym shorts and sweat pants. What is America coming to? People have no sense of pride or dignity any more.
i remember when golden corral didnt have fat people everywhere. sure was nice...
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I took the family to Golder Corral a few days ago and and there were these fat kids just playing in the chocolate fountain. They had chocolate all over their face, arms, and clothes and they were just a lickin' it up and goin' in for more. And I don't mean fat as in could stand to lose a few pounds, but fat as in had to waddle around. I asked them where their parents were and told them to stop getting their germs all over the food. They told me I wasn't their boss and pointed to their parents. I told them that they had better find a boss soon or they were going to be in for a hard life.
Oh, and sure enough, their parents were fat and walking around in gym shorts and sweat pants. What is America coming to? People have no sense of pride or dignity any more.
i remember when golden corral didnt have fat people everywhere. sure was nice...
It sure was. I went to Walmart just last night and there was a big lady driving around the scooter with a child who had to be at least eight years old sitting in the bin. It's bad enough that this lady is too fat and lazy to walk around for a few minutes, but to deprive the child of exercise too should just be criminal.
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i agree with everything about this thread except the irony.
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I took the family to Golder Corral a few days ago and and there were these fat kids just playing in the chocolate fountain. They had chocolate all over their face, arms, and clothes and they were just a lickin' it up and goin' in for more. And I don't mean fat as in could stand to lose a few pounds, but fat as in had to waddle around. I asked them where their parents were and told them to stop getting their germs all over the food. They told me I wasn't their boss and pointed to their parents. I told them that they had better find a boss soon or they were going to be in for a hard life.
Oh, and sure enough, their parents were fat and walking around in gym shorts and sweat pants. What is America coming to? People have no sense of pride or dignity any more.
i remember when golden corral didnt have fat people everywhere. sure was nice...
It sure was. I went to Walmart just last night and there was a big lady driving around the scooter with a child who had to be at least eight years old sitting in the bin. It's bad enough that this lady is too fat and lazy to walk around for a few minutes, but to deprive the child of exercise too should just be criminal.
I refuse to believe such a time ever existed, this thread has gone too far.
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My kid has no books in his backpack. Just an ipad you paid for with your taxes. :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:
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My 5th grader had his final night of CYO basketball tryouts last night, and when his coach called I told him that I couldn't believe my son had made the team. He suddenly got serious and said "oh, well everyone makes a team. Your son Andrew is on the Double C team". DOUBLE C TEAM?!?!?!? Is that like the wheelchair league? Back in my day, if coach didn't think your fundamentals were sharp enough, he cut your ass and by god you made sure they were better by next year. You know how Michael Jordan got so good? He got cut from the team in high school. CUT FROM THE TEAM.
The pussification of america, folks.
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I took the family to Golder Corral a few days ago and and there were these fat kids just playing in the chocolate fountain. They had chocolate all over their face, arms, and clothes and they were just a lickin' it up and goin' in for more. And I don't mean fat as in could stand to lose a few pounds, but fat as in had to waddle around. I asked them where their parents were and told them to stop getting their germs all over the food. They told me I wasn't their boss and pointed to their parents. I told them that they had better find a boss soon or they were going to be in for a hard life.
Oh, and sure enough, their parents were fat and walking around in gym shorts and sweat pants. What is America coming to? People have no sense of pride or dignity any more.
Fatness is the biggest challenge this country will ever face.
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I took the family to Golder Corral a few days ago and and there were these fat kids just playing in the chocolate fountain. They had chocolate all over their face, arms, and clothes and they were just a lickin' it up and goin' in for more. And I don't mean fat as in could stand to lose a few pounds, but fat as in had to waddle around. I asked them where their parents were and told them to stop getting their germs all over the food. They told me I wasn't their boss and pointed to their parents. I told them that they had better find a boss soon or they were going to be in for a hard life.
Oh, and sure enough, their parents were fat and walking around in gym shorts and sweat pants. What is America coming to? People have no sense of pride or dignity any more.
How many fat high schoolers do you see these days? hint- NOT AS MANY AS ALL YOU FAT 45 YEAR OLDS.
Fatness is the biggest challenge this country will ever face.