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Title: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: bisonmaniac on August 30, 2013, 06:53:26 AM
I don't if it was that we were in our North Dakota State shirts or if they are assholes to everyone. We actually stepped out of Kite's last night and had two of them confront our group. Yes, we had been drinking but we pretty well hold our own. Anyway I actually had a breath analysis and it blew too high according to the gestapo. For god's sake, I wasn't driving and wasn't planning on driving. Is this the norm for everyone or just visitors? Joy, joy. I think I will need to go to court in about a month. What a bunch of bullshit. Could I have slipped officer douche bag a 100 and would he have looked the other way? I am pissed.
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: Winters on August 30, 2013, 06:56:20 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: spacedog on August 30, 2013, 07:06:45 AM
 :bill: It's all part of the scheme :bill:
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: puniraptor on August 30, 2013, 07:07:52 AM
What the hell? Are you under 21? Emaw cop either way.
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Post by: steve dave on August 30, 2013, 07:10:31 AM
eff tha police, tho
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Post by: AppleJack on August 30, 2013, 07:17:53 AM
If you spit on them they go away.
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 30, 2013, 07:18:48 AM
tweet at them.

@RileyCountyPD
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Post by: KITNfury on August 30, 2013, 07:19:42 AM
Peeing in the street isn't allowed here
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Post by: Tobias on August 30, 2013, 07:20:36 AM
that does sound like a bunch of bullshit
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Post by: steve dave on August 30, 2013, 07:26:24 AM
idea: when you come back for court bring tons of your cargo shorts wearing bros with you and completely takeover Kites again!
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: Scary Smart on August 30, 2013, 07:32:38 AM
I feel like you are probably leaving some key parts out of your story. If not, then  :lol:
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: CNS on August 30, 2013, 07:36:02 AM
Police.....assholes collecting rev.

eff that.

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Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: timhawk on August 30, 2013, 07:43:54 AM
yea im sure you are leaving out key points....a po po isnt going to just randomly ask you to take a breathalyzer.
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: CNS on August 30, 2013, 07:48:43 AM
Tim, maybe you missed the part where he said they "were still holding our own"? 



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Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: Mr_BONES on August 30, 2013, 07:49:57 AM
Never once seen that happen without a fight/peeing in the street/refusal to leave when asked/etc.
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: timhawk on August 30, 2013, 07:51:56 AM
Tim, maybe you missed the part where he said they "were still holding our own"? 



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Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 30, 2013, 08:30:16 AM
I don't if it was that we were in our North Dakota State shirts or if they are assholes to everyone. We actually stepped out of Kite's last night and had two of them confront our group. Yes, we had been drinking but we pretty well hold our own. Anyway I actually had a breath analysis and it blew too high according to the gestapo. For god's sake, I wasn't driving and wasn't planning on driving. Is this the norm for everyone or just visitors? Joy, joy. I think I will need to go to court in about a month. What a bunch of bullshit. Could I have slipped officer douche bag a 100 and would he have looked the other way? I am pissed.

there is over a 90% chance that "officer douche bag" was me. also, if i see you out again tonight i will arrest you. go cats.
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on August 30, 2013, 08:40:16 AM
I don't if it was that we were in our North Dakota State shirts or if they are assholes to everyone. We actually stepped out of Kite's last night and had two of them confront our group. Yes, we had been drinking but we pretty well hold our own. Anyway I actually had a breath analysis and it blew too high according to the gestapo. For god's sake, I wasn't driving and wasn't planning on driving. Is this the norm for everyone or just visitors? Joy, joy. I think I will need to go to court in about a month. What a bunch of bullshit. Could I have slipped officer douche bag a 100 and would he have looked the other way? I am pissed.

there is over a 90% chance that "officer douche bag" was me. also, if i see you out again tonight i will arrest you. go cats.
:lol: rick daris is putting me in a great gameday mood
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: timhawk on August 30, 2013, 08:41:49 AM
I don't if it was that we were in our North Dakota State shirts or if they are assholes to everyone. We actually stepped out of Kite's last night and had two of them confront our group. Yes, we had been drinking but we pretty well hold our own. Anyway I actually had a breath analysis and it blew too high according to the gestapo. For god's sake, I wasn't driving and wasn't planning on driving. Is this the norm for everyone or just visitors? Joy, joy. I think I will need to go to court in about a month. What a bunch of bullshit. Could I have slipped officer douche bag a 100 and would he have looked the other way? I am pissed.

there is over a 90% chance that "officer douche bag" was me. also, if i see you out again tonight i will arrest you. go cats.

what would be funny if they pressed charges against you for harassment
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: MadCat on August 30, 2013, 08:46:34 AM
Wait...were you trying to carry alcohol out of the establishment?
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: Frankenklein on August 30, 2013, 09:23:29 AM
RCPD reads goEMAW. You shouldn't have posted on here about driving up to Tuttle Creek and pissing in it AFTER getting drunk in the ville
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: Cire on August 30, 2013, 09:26:44 AM
RCPD are the worst
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Post by: Belvis Noland on August 30, 2013, 09:29:02 AM
Dinks.  all of em.
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: eastcat on August 30, 2013, 09:31:25 AM
You got breathalyzed after walking out of a bar? Umm.. yeah no details missing there at all.
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: GoodForAnother on August 30, 2013, 09:34:01 AM
I don't if it was that we were in our North Dakota State shirts or if they are assholes to everyone. We actually stepped out of Kite's last night and had two of them confront our group. Yes, we had been drinking but we pretty well hold our own. Anyway I actually had a breath analysis and it blew too high according to the gestapo. For god's sake, I wasn't driving and wasn't planning on driving. Is this the norm for everyone or just visitors? Joy, joy. I think I will need to go to court in about a month. What a bunch of bullshit. Could I have slipped officer douche bag a 100 and would he have looked the other way? I am pissed.

there is over a 90% chance that "officer douche bag" was me. also, if i see you out again tonight i will arrest you. go cats.
:lol: rick daris is putting me in a great gameday mood

I'm a fan of the officer Daris story arc
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: Pett on August 30, 2013, 09:38:18 AM
Could I have slipped officer douche bag a 100 and would he have looked the other way? I am pissed.
A fraction of the oil money wouldn't have hurt

But agreed on the part about RCPD having small penises
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: star seed 7 on August 30, 2013, 11:03:38 AM
Wait...were you trying to carry alcohol out of the establishment?

I saw a lot of them trying to do this.  Rough night for the pink security guys, glad rcpd came to the rescue.
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: ShellShock on August 30, 2013, 11:07:25 AM
I don't if it was that we were in our North Dakota State shirts or if they are assholes to everyone. We actually stepped out of Kite's last night and had two of them confront our group. Yes, we had been drinking but we pretty well hold our own. Anyway I actually had a breath analysis and it blew too high according to the gestapo. For god's sake, I wasn't driving and wasn't planning on driving. Is this the norm for everyone or just visitors? Joy, joy. I think I will need to go to court in about a month. What a bunch of bullshit. Could I have slipped officer douche bag a 100 and would he have looked the other way? I am pissed.

there is over a 90% chance that "officer douche bag" was me. also, if i see you out again tonight i will arrest you. go cats.

Thanks for keeping our streets safe with all of this Canadian filth walking around  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: Kelsey_Grammar on August 30, 2013, 11:21:37 AM
I believe you meant to say that the Manhattan police have little penis syndrome.
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on August 30, 2013, 11:22:46 AM
I believe you meant to say that the Manhattan police have little penis syndrome.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: XocolateThundarr on August 30, 2013, 11:27:35 AM
I believe you meant to say that the Manhattan police have little penis syndrome.

 :D
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: deputy dawg on August 30, 2013, 11:36:25 AM
Did the "mouthpiece" of the breathalyzer come out of the officer's pants?  If it did, I think you have been the victim of, for you, a terrible prank.
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: Benja on August 30, 2013, 12:16:38 PM
Lol. Cargo shorts.
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: DQ12 on August 30, 2013, 12:29:38 PM
In your face, loser.
Title: Re: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome
Post by: Shooter Jones on August 30, 2013, 12:41:37 PM
They were yelling across the street at each other, Cats were playing it cool as the NDSU group got into it with each other: Recap

bald, cargo shorts, cut off sleeve NDSU shirt guy: "I'll give you a call to tailgate tomorrow morning, buddy!"
bald, camo cargo shorts, cut off sleeve NDSU shirt, doo-rag guy: "I'm not your buddy, guy!"
bald, cargo shorts, cut off sleeve NDSU shirt guy: "I'm not your guy, fwiend!"
bald, camo cargo shorts, cut off sleeve NDSU shirt, doo-rag guy: "I'm not your fwiend, buddy!"
bald, cargo shorts, cut off sleeve NDSU shirt guy: "I'm not your buddy, guy!"

RCPD to other RCPD: "I mean, we have to arrest these Canadians now, right?"
RCPD begins to arrest, bald, camo cargo shorts, cut off sleeve NDSU shirt, doo-rag guy as he keeps yelling: "I'm not your guy, fwiend!"
RCPD is pulling bald, cargo shorts, cut off sleeve NDSU shirt guy into the other cop car as he is yelling: "I'm not your fwiend, buddy!"