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Title: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: pissclams on August 29, 2013, 08:37:37 AM
examine the intangibles  :gocho:

size/weight-
waters:  6'1" and 211 lbs
manziel: 6'1" and 200 lbs

advantage:  waters

nickname-
waters (spiral delivery system.com)
manziel (johnny football)

advantage:  waters

stats-
spiral delivery system.com:  244-333. 73%.   3,501 yards.  39 touchdowns/3 ints.
johnny football:  295-434. 68%. 3,706. 26 touchdowns/9 ints.

advantage:  waters


i don't care how you look at it, spiral deliver system.com has better numbers.  hopefully stonestreet and kirstie alley pull some hollywood connects and get this guy the pub he deserves since that's all the heisman troph is about.
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: Havs on August 29, 2013, 08:42:24 AM
Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: 'taterblast on August 29, 2013, 08:53:52 AM
because math, Heisman voters
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: pissclams on August 29, 2013, 08:55:30 AM
Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

From tragedy to triumph, the story of spiral delivery system.com
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: CNS on August 29, 2013, 09:02:59 AM
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Waters beat out dual-threat soph Daniel Sams, who was well on his way to becoming the next Ell Roberson before he surprisingly lost the pre-season QB battle. Billy Snyder wasn't surprised. One guy was better. He plays. We win. eff off.
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 29, 2013, 09:05:27 AM
Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

From tragedy to triumph, the story of spiral delivery system.com

Exactly.  From the garbage dump to the Penthouse
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: MadCat on August 29, 2013, 09:26:48 AM
Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

From tragedy to triumph, the story of spiral delivery system.com

Exactly.  From the garbage dump to the Penthouse
He's gonna wreck it!
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on August 29, 2013, 09:41:06 AM
s-e-c tho!  :horrorsurprise: so, add an additional 33% to all of Johnathan Football's stats (except INTs, reduce those by 33% obvi)
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: Pett on August 29, 2013, 09:42:47 AM
Meh. I prefer the Drew Brees comparison :don'tcare:
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: cas4ksu on August 29, 2013, 09:43:35 AM
as much of a fan of John F. Football as I am, I can't ignore the stats. waters is superior. <HA, lake joke.
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: puniraptor on August 29, 2013, 09:46:48 AM
Quote
Waters beat out dual-threat heisman frontrunner soph Daniel Sams, who was well on his way to becoming the next Ell Roberson before he surprisingly lost the pre-season QB battle. Billy Snyder wasn't surprised. One guy was better. He plays. We win. eff off.
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: deputy dawg on August 29, 2013, 09:49:30 AM
Can we get by with 1/2 game NCAA sanctions for breaking the rules with spiraldeliverysystem?
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: steve dave on August 29, 2013, 09:55:29 AM
waters is better
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: kstatefan11 on August 29, 2013, 10:02:00 AM
as much of a fan of John F. Football as I am, I can't ignore the stats. waters is superior. <HA, lake joke.

That's
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.502mediagroup.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F02%2FWaters.jpg&hash=124c790e82f7f53e79b2854b64c556291e4b2a42)

(add an apostrophe to the s)
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: Havs on August 29, 2013, 10:12:44 AM
I'm sure glad Tom Osborne put a lot of time and effort into the Iowa Western football program, with hopes of it being a feeder into Husker football. Virtually no players out of there go to Nebraska, but quite a few go to Iowa State, Kansas State, etc.
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: SabiNation on August 29, 2013, 10:21:04 AM
as much of a fan of John F. Football as I am, I can't ignore the stats. waters is superior. <HA, lake joke.

Jake Waters is my Huron?
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: kstatefan11 on August 29, 2013, 10:25:41 AM
as much of a fan of John F. Football as I am, I can't ignore the stats. waters is superior. <HA, lake joke.

Jake Waters is my Huron?

His passing proficiency is a bit Erie.
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: pissclams on August 29, 2013, 10:26:50 AM
michigan cat loves him!
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: CNS on August 29, 2013, 10:26:59 AM
http://greenpiece1.wordpress.com/2013/06/03/water-always-wins/ (http://greenpiece1.wordpress.com/2013/06/03/water-always-wins/)
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 29, 2013, 11:16:16 AM
All day long, SON!!!
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 29, 2013, 11:18:02 AM
Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

From tragedy to triumph, the story of spiral delivery system.com

Ron Howard to direct. Who stars as the hero?
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: CNS on August 29, 2013, 11:20:21 AM
Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

From tragedy to triumph, the story of spiral delivery system.com

Ron Howard to direct. Who stars as the hero?

Tebow.
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: Blackcats on August 29, 2013, 11:21:45 AM
as much of a fan of John F. Football as I am, I can't ignore the stats. waters is superior. <HA, lake joke.

Jake Waters is my Huron?

His passing proficiency is a bit Erie.

LAKE MICHIGAN!!!

Sorry, little hungover and slow this morning.

Pretend it was witty.
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: Mixed-Nutz on August 29, 2013, 11:23:34 AM
Meh. I prefer the Drew Brees comparison :don'tcare:
Russel Wilson is spot comparison, IMO.  :cheers:
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 29, 2013, 11:24:27 AM
Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

From tragedy to triumph, the story of spiral delivery system.com

Ron Howard to direct. Who stars as the hero?

Tebow.

Nope
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: chum1 on August 29, 2013, 11:44:45 AM
Manziel doesn't even have his own url.
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 29, 2013, 11:46:05 AM
Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

From tragedy to triumph, the story of spiral delivery system.com

Ron Howard to direct. Who stars as the hero?

Tebow.

Nope

Yeah. Tebow would be a shitty actor. Tom Cruise was born to play the role.
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: MadCat on August 29, 2013, 11:54:55 AM
Ryan Gosling as anonymous head coach of Lubbock football team.
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: pissclams on August 29, 2013, 12:01:53 PM
Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

From tragedy to triumph, the story of spiral delivery system.com

Ron Howard to direct. Who stars as the hero?
i want to say morgan freeman
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 29, 2013, 12:23:15 PM
Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

From tragedy to triumph, the story of spiral delivery system.com

Ron Howard to direct. Who stars as the hero?
i want to say morgan freeman

I like this. Folks, here at KSU you HAVE to think outside the box.
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: Michiganisstillgood on August 29, 2013, 01:21:10 PM
I've heard Manziel credit Waters for all of his success, I think that speaks for itself.
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: pissclams on August 29, 2013, 01:26:08 PM
I've heard Manziel credit Waters for all of his success, I think that speaks for itself.

opening scene cuts to an aged morgan freeman, the year is 2050 and he'ssitting with his grandchildren outside BSFS.  he's telling them about the 2013 season as they sit in admiration of the LHC Bill Snyder family statue.  fade to 2013, and spiral delivery system's first snap as a wildcat. 
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: ew2x4 on August 29, 2013, 05:34:23 PM
 :love:
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: star seed 7 on August 29, 2013, 05:46:36 PM
'lams, any rundown on intrinsic values?
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: pissclams on August 29, 2013, 06:09:43 PM
in the movie I would have Mitch on the call - with Wyatt's blessing, of course.  just has a more movie type voice.

Mitch:  The JUCO player of the year walks onto the field at LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium for the first time when it counts- and Stan, this purple palace is electric.
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: star seed 7 on August 29, 2013, 06:20:03 PM
in the movie I would have Mitch on the call - with Wyatt's blessing, of course.  just has a more movie type voice.

Mitch:  The JUCO player of the year walks onto the field at LHC LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium for the first time when it counts- and Stan, this purple palace is electric.

Read it in mitch's voice  :love:

(tho I think mitch would say junior college instead of juco  /skinnybenny)
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: pissclams on August 29, 2013, 06:32:59 PM
agreed
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: EMAWesome on August 31, 2013, 02:50:41 PM
Johnny learned his lesson by that 30 minute suspension

(Can't imbed the gifs from this site...definitely worth a look tho)  :lol:

http://thebiglead.com/2013/08/31/johnny-manziel-mimed-signing-autograph-did-show-me-the-money-celebration-after-td-pass/#sthash (http://thebiglead.com/2013/08/31/johnny-manziel-mimed-signing-autograph-did-show-me-the-money-celebration-after-td-pass/#sthash)
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery sys
Post by: Mr Bread on August 31, 2013, 02:59:21 PM
If you're anti-JF then you're anti-stud. 
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: Perry on August 31, 2013, 03:09:38 PM
Total stud-boss
Title: Re: serious q for the board- johnny manziel or jake waters (spiral delivery system)
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on August 31, 2013, 03:20:35 PM
welp