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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Basketball is hard => Topic started by: The1BigWillie on March 26, 2010, 05:13:12 PM
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I had to watch the game again today because I blacked out the entire 2nd half and overtime periods. I woke up this morning knowing we had won the game but didn't remember how or anything past halftime. I was Pakd off my ass. Had the copied email below in my inbox this morning from my buddy that had come over to watch the game. He'd sent it to a bunch of other people too. I'm not feeling hot...
You all should of witnessed what I did last night.
Will the THRILL came out of hiding and put on a performance for the ages. He was 7 deep in his 12 pack when I made it too his house. What happened the rest of the night was just outstanding. 12 pack was dead before halftime and he was already starting to sway a little. We went and got him another 12 at half. Fun followed. It all started with the gay KU fans upstairs of his apartment, that pounded on the floor every time X did something good. This was first met with a mild response, but by beer 14 all noise from upstairs was met with the Thrill beating his dining room chair on the ceiling and screaming how he was going to come upstairs and kill every last fracker in the apartment.
Beer #15
He could hardly stand up straight anymore, sway was kinda like the barret .50 with the acog.
Beer #16
Started to become real religious, favorite prayer of the night "God - be nice to us just once, you mother fracker"
This is also when the dvr became a bad thing. He kept rewinding to view the play we just watch, because he didn't remember it happening.
Missed the foul on the 3 pt play at the end of regulation because he didn't believe me that what we were watching wasn't live.
Beer #17
Start of overtime, Fear has now set in on the Thrill. He has become a chain smoker. Had at least 7 burners during a 10 min stretch. Cussing the Ku guys upstairs every time he goes out on the deck. Remote is now in my possession he will have to kill me to get it back. The score seems to be in question every 2 minutes. Time outs seem to take for days since I have to recap for him. "Were fracked" is now all the rage. Praying again, but this time it is more like "We needs this shazbot!. shazbot! You! I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." He is still standing, just not very well.
Beer #18
Second Overtime, grabs last smoke. Fear at an all time high. He is trying to get me to take him to the store so he can get more smokes.
"Dude I can't watch. Lets just go and what happens, happens." He is out of his mind if he thinks I am leaving. I tell him I will kick his balls off if he asks me again. Of course he does, but I feel bad for him, since he just lit his last smoke from the wrong end inside the apartment so I let it slide. Finally gets the right end fired up. Stumbling around, he is now chewing since he is out of smokes. Game is finally over. Chair is immediately pounded into the ceiling. This time no response from the pussys upstairs. Screams of "Emaw" are now echoing throughout the apartment complex. However we seem to be the only ones yelling.
I ended up knocking back 21 beers and then went to a bar and closed it down with shots and more beer. Horrible :drink:
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:katpak:
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That's full of win in my book.
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:kstatriot:
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You should prolly be kinda nice to your upstairs neighbors because I bet they can score coke.
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You, sir, are a representation of the American Dream.
:kstatriot:
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lsoc and RD and one other guy were slamming them in chat last night. was glorious. definitely helped us win.
MDMW
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good work, i bet in real life - not in this cyberspace world - you and me would be great friends.
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Top notch stuff right here
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copious amounts of alcohol might be the only thing that kept my heart from stopping last night.
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You should prolly be kinda nice to your upstairs neighbors because I bet they can score coke.
He said his upstairs neighbor was a ku fan, not an ex player (for example: Jeff Graves)
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None of us could remember anything from last night. Remember?
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:thumbsup:
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Beer #15
He could hardly stand up straight anymore, sway was kinda like the barret .50 with the acog.
LOL
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lsoc and RD and one other guy were slamming them in chat last night. was glorious. definitely helped us win.
MDMW
We decided more beers = more chance of winning. So beers we slammed.
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lsoc and RD and one other guy were slamming them in chat last night. was glorious. definitely helped us win.
MDMW
We decided more beers = more chance of winning. So beers we slammed.
It's a simple formula. Used it for years. You guys are welcome.
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I had to watch the game again today because I blacked out the entire 2nd half and overtime periods. I woke up this morning knowing we had won the game but didn't remember how or anything past halftime. I was Pakd off my ass. Had the copied email below in my inbox this morning from my buddy that had come over to watch the game. He'd sent it to a bunch of other people too. I'm not feeling hot...
You all should of witnessed what I did last night.
Will the THRILL came out of hiding and put on a performance for the ages. He was 7 deep in his 12 pack when I made it too his house. What happened the rest of the night was just outstanding. 12 pack was dead before halftime and he was already starting to sway a little. We went and got him another 12 at half. Fun followed. It all started with the gay KU fans upstairs of his apartment, that pounded on the floor every time X did something good. This was first met with a mild response, but by beer 14 all noise from upstairs was met with the Thrill beating his dining room chair on the ceiling and screaming how he was going to come upstairs and kill every last fracker in the apartment.
Beer #15
He could hardly stand up straight anymore, sway was kinda like the barret .50 with the acog.
Beer #16
Started to become real religious, favorite prayer of the night "God - be nice to us just once, you mother fracker"
This is also when the dvr became a bad thing. He kept rewinding to view the play we just watch, because he didn't remember it happening.
Missed the foul on the 3 pt play at the end of regulation because he didn't believe me that what we were watching wasn't live.
Beer #17
Start of overtime, Fear has now set in on the Thrill. He has become a chain smoker. Had at least 7 burners during a 10 min stretch. Cussing the Ku guys upstairs every time he goes out on the deck. Remote is now in my possession he will have to kill me to get it back. The score seems to be in question every 2 minutes. Time outs seem to take for days since I have to recap for him. "Were fracked" is now all the rage. Praying again, but this time it is more like "We needs this shazbot!. shazbot! You! I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." He is still standing, just not very well.
Beer #18
Second Overtime, grabs last smoke. Fear at an all time high. He is trying to get me to take him to the store so he can get more smokes.
"Dude I can't watch. Lets just go and what happens, happens." He is out of his mind if he thinks I am leaving. I tell him I will kick his balls off if he asks me again. Of course he does, but I feel bad for him, since he just lit his last smoke from the wrong end inside the apartment so I let it slide. Finally gets the right end fired up. Stumbling around, he is now chewing since he is out of smokes. Game is finally over. Chair is immediately pounded into the ceiling. This time no response from the pussys upstairs. Screams of "Emaw" are now echoing throughout the apartment complex. However we seem to be the only ones yelling.
I ended up knocking back 21 beers and then went to a bar and closed it down with shots and more beer. Horrible :drink:
could've used your friend at the okc pak'r.
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I approve.
I was so pak'd last night....
I got in a round of golf this morning, then to the bar for hair of the dog.
Dinner at North, in Leawood...very, very good.
Now...at home rocking the itunes as loud as they can go, watching the games.....drinking Beam, buring it, just loving life. SWEEEEEEEEEET SIXTEEEEEEEEEEN, boys. There is a God, and she's EMAW as a mother rough rider. :drink: :pbj:
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lsoc and RD and one other guy were slamming them in chat last night. was glorious. definitely helped us win.
MDMW
We decided more beers = more chance of winning. So beers we slammed.
It's a simple formula. Used it for years. You guys are welcome.
Shouldn't be an issue tomorrow.
I'll be :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: before the game and during. Of course, I expect all EMAW to do the same
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Was just honored to be there to take notes. A true master at work.
:kstatriot:
:katpak:
:cheers:
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Legends Room? Do we have one of those here?
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Was just honored to be there to take notes. A true master at work.
:kstatriot:
:katpak:
:cheers:
:thumbsup:
Jesus, what are you guys doing today?! I've got an extreme EMAW-inferiority complex right now.
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Legends Room? Do we have one of those here?
no, because unlike most BBS's we have a very easy to use search function
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Legends Room? Do we have one of those here?
no, because unlike most BBS's we have a very easy to use search function
Why is our chat such a rough ridin' joke compared to ksufans?
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Legends Room? Do we have one of those here?
no, because unlike most BBS's we have a very easy to use search function
Why is our chat such a rough ridin' joke compared to ksufans?
What happened?
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Legends Room? Do we have one of those here?
no, because unlike most BBS's we have a very easy to use search function
Why is our chat such a fracking joke compared to ksufans?
What happened?
yeah...i honestly thought this place was easier. :dunno:
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Legends Room? Do we have one of those here?
no, because unlike most BBS's we have a very easy to use search function
Why is our chat such a fracking joke compared to ksufans?
What happened?
Times out really quickly, and if you have another window open it is unbearably slow. At least for me.
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Mine works fine. I think this is a lynch problem. :users:
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also, happy birthday dillhole
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Walked into the leasing office yesterday to fax some papers... business papers, and the girl running the place is there. She's smoking hot. Blonde, perfect man made bolt on breasts, and sexy as hell and wearing a lowcut top.
She says... "Aren't you The1BigWillie?"
I said, "Yeah." And continued filling out my business papers for the upcoming fax event. Internal monologue -- (Hmm... she knows who I am. She must be keeping an eye on me. Probably wants some sort of kinky office sex or to just show up at my place in nothing but a rain coat. I wonder if she bleaches her wrinkled penny? What am I doing here? Oh.. faxing.)
So when I'm done faxing she says... "You live in #### don't you?"
My inner monologue is screaming in my head and I'm starting to notice that I'm going to need to cover my impending erection with the business papers.
I say... "Yes I do, why?"
She says... "I live right above you. That was me you were screaming at during the KSU v Xavier game. You were pretty worked up."
I apologized about a hundred times and explained that I had blacked out and was very drunk. She kinda laughed.
My inner monologue still thinks she wants to bang me.
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So the gay guys are actually a fake boobed kinkos lady?
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So the gay guys are actually a fake boobed kinkos lady?
Ya, I am kinda confused on this as well. :dunno:
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It's all a goddamn lie. All of it.
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Walked into the leasing office yesterday to fax some papers... business papers, and the girl running the place is there. She's smoking hot. Blonde, perfect man made bolt on breasts, and sexy as hell and wearing a lowcut top.
She says... "Aren't you The1BigWillie?"
I said, "Yeah." And continued filling out my business papers for the upcoming fax event. Internal monologue -- (Hmm... she knows who I am. She must be keeping an eye on me. Probably wants some sort of kinky office sex or to just show up at my place in nothing but a rain coat. I wonder if she bleaches her wrinkled penny? What am I doing here? Oh.. faxing.)
So when I'm done faxing she says... "You live in #### don't you?"
My inner monologue is screaming in my head and I'm starting to notice that I'm going to need to cover my impending erection with the business papers.
I say... "Yes I do, why?"
She says... "I live right above you. That was me you were screaming at during the KSU v Xavier game. You were pretty worked up."
I apologized about a hundred times and explained that I had blacked out and was very drunk. She kinda laughed.
My inner monologue still thinks she wants to bang me.
My inner monologue thinks that she wants to move far, far away from you. Creepo.
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So the gay guys are actually a fake boobed kinkos lady?
ku faggots didn't literally man ku homosexuals. Maybe he should have said ku assholes. I had no idea if it was a guy or girl at the time of the incident. We assumed they were male when we heard pro Xavier rhetoric upstairs. Sorry for the confusion.
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So the gay guys are actually a fake boobed kinkos lady?
ku faggots didn't literally man ku homosexuals. Maybe he should have said ku assholes. I had no idea if it was a guy or girl at the time of the incident. We assumed they were male when we heard pro Xavier rhetoric upstairs. Sorry for the confusion.
I withdraw my "they can score blow" post then...still, kinkos employees have been known to have connections to I would still try.