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Title: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 27, 2013, 08:29:36 PM
So last night after my reunion I met my best buds downtown. One of my sports radio champs was in town with his girl (Salina guy), I was doing fanning stuff at angel rock bar and got kicked out. I was mad cause they only allow girls on the stripper bars and I wanted to go up there. They said no to me the first time I walked up to the stage, but the second time I tried they held my throat like I was George Zimmerman and pushed me out of the bar!!!' I have marks on my neck from that. Can I sue them? And are they sexist?
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Headinjun on July 27, 2013, 08:35:49 PM
A lady friend of mine and I decided to use the pisser by the shed behind O'malleys. I got done with my business and waited for her and as I was waiting Andre the rough ridin' GIANT walks out and just basically walk pushed me out onto the sidewalk.

Kinda sucked getting trucked like that, but I wasn't about to cause any more damage to my face.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: steve dave on July 27, 2013, 08:36:52 PM
sounds good guys
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Tobias on July 27, 2013, 08:37:08 PM
mocat bait thread
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 27, 2013, 08:39:50 PM
You should have punched that fool, headinjun. I tried to tell this guy how cool I was and he wasn't having it. :frown:
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: star seed 7 on July 27, 2013, 09:08:02 PM
 :blank:
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 27, 2013, 09:10:00 PM
are you sure they realized who you were? i can't imagine them doing this if they had all the facts available.
Title: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: puniraptor on July 27, 2013, 09:11:20 PM
A lady friend of mine and I decided to use the pisser by the shed behind O'malleys. I got done with my business and waited for her and as I was waiting Andre the rough ridin' GIANT walks out and just basically walk pushed me out onto the sidewalk.

Kinda sucked getting trucked like that, but I wasn't about to cause any more damage to my face.

You got kicked out of the piss shed behind the bar? :lol:
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Headinjun on July 27, 2013, 09:15:21 PM
A lady friend of mine and I decided to use the pisser by the shed behind O'malleys. I got done with my business and waited for her and as I was waiting Andre the rough ridin' GIANT walks out and just basically walk pushed me out onto the sidewalk.

Kinda sucked getting trucked like that, but I wasn't about to cause any more damage to my face.

You got kicked out of the piss shed behind the bar? :lol:

I was done, but I think she got busted mid stream.

Let me guess Nobody gets busted there except me.
Title: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: puniraptor on July 27, 2013, 09:17:29 PM
Getting kicked out of the out-of-doors is probably pretty special!
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 27, 2013, 09:20:46 PM
are you sure they realized who you were? i can't imagine them doing this if they had all the facts available.
I tried to tell them, but they weren't having it. rough ridin' retards, I swear!!!
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 27, 2013, 09:21:25 PM
are you sure they realized who you were? i can't imagine them doing this if they had all the facts available.
I tried to tell them, but they weren't having it. rough ridin' retards, I swear!!!

their loss really.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: star seed 7 on July 27, 2013, 09:27:49 PM
Angels? You should really be thanking that guy for getting you out of that douche haven.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: eastcat on July 27, 2013, 09:50:45 PM
Roommate got kicked out of Tonic in Lawrence on his 21st birthday. They realized it was a bad idea when 50 people (3/4) of the bar that time) followed him out of the door.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 27, 2013, 10:17:49 PM
Oh, they must be dumbasses.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Headinjun on July 27, 2013, 11:22:49 PM
I've got a friend from high school who's been kicked out of multiple places around Wichita.  He's an angry stupid drunk and he tries to fight anything that talks. 

My most memorable story I've heard about him is him getting kicked out of the Shamrock after passing out at the bar and him telling the bartender " I ain't Gary Coleman" " I ain't Gary Coleman" .  :blindfold:

Yeah he's a lil special and drinks too much. 
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: _33 on July 27, 2013, 11:59:19 PM
I can't imagine what it must be like being a big enough jackass to get kicked out of a bar.
Title: Re: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: 8manpick on July 28, 2013, 12:08:25 AM
I can't imagine what it must be like being a big enough jackass to get kicked out of a bar.
This
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: eastcat on July 28, 2013, 12:09:54 AM
I can't imagine what it must be like being a big Blacked out enough jackass to get kicked out of a bar.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 28, 2013, 04:51:56 AM
I mean, I haven't been kicked out of a bar in my 28 years of life till now. Stop acting too cool for school, dumbasses. Sorry the stripper pole was sacred ground. :dunno:
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 28, 2013, 07:51:48 AM
Guys who think anyone at the bar wants to see them stagger around on a stripper pole need to be run.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: DQ12 on July 28, 2013, 10:23:47 AM
me and the Maniacs have been kicked out of a few bars.  NBD though.  Pretty embarrassing the next morning, but hey, getting the boot is part of the territory when it comes to being a Maniac.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Super PurpleCat on July 28, 2013, 10:52:30 AM
Welp, some ICP looking schlub tried to flip our table on Fri, what he didn't count on was the table wouldn't flip and the 5 guys at the table including the ex-marine and his wife don't like that.  After he got a bunch of fists to his face said schlub got banned from the bar (according to bartender and owner) because that was fight #4 for him that night (!!)  It was the kind of place that doesn't like to call the cops I suppose.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Pett on July 28, 2013, 11:12:32 AM
I was doing fanning stuff at angel rock bar and got kicked out. I was mad cause they only allow girls on the stripper bars and I wanted to go up there.
People are at the bar for a reason, to see female strippers instead of male ones WS
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: lopakman on July 28, 2013, 12:27:15 PM
I got kicked out of 12th Street Pub on my 21st birthday for breaking a bar stool because they cut me off.  I deserved to be kicked out, and probably to be cut off too.  That's the only time I've been kicked out of a bar excluding getting kicked out for underage drinking.  Damn you Lucky's and Scoreboard.  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Trim on July 28, 2013, 01:33:41 PM
They said no to me the first time I walked up to the stage, but the second time I tried they held my throat like I was George Zimmerman and pushed me out of the bar!!!' I have marks on my neck from that. Can I sue them? And are they sexist?

:dubious:

fanning sock outed.

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Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Trim on July 28, 2013, 01:35:21 PM
Pak'd happens.  Getting kicked out happens.  Ed and I will probably get kicked out of Hyde.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: mocat on July 28, 2013, 01:46:41 PM
Tobias couldn't wait four posts to start with the sleepy mocat crap. :chainsaw:
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: DQ12 on July 28, 2013, 01:56:31 PM
Pak'd happens.  Getting kicked out happens.  Ed and I will probably get kicked out of Hyde.
yeah
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: pissclams on July 28, 2013, 02:01:42 PM
I got kicked out of 12th Street Pub on my 21st birthday for breaking a bar stool because they cut me off.  I deserved to be kicked out, and probably to be cut off too.  That's the only time I've been kicked out of a bar excluding getting kicked out for underage drinking.  Damn you Lucky's and Scoreboard.  :shakesfist:

i wonder if it was me!
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 28, 2013, 03:53:29 PM
Tobias couldn't wait four posts to start with the sleepy mocat crap. :chainsaw:


Tobias was quick to start with that so he could get back to policing how people eff with his buddy lakesbison.

 :dubious:
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Tobias on July 28, 2013, 03:59:55 PM
Tobias couldn't wait four posts to start with the sleepy mocat crap. :chainsaw:


Tobias was quick to start with that so he could get back to policing how people eff with his buddy lakesbison.

 :dubious:

that's more or less the chain of events
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 28, 2013, 04:02:31 PM
Hey pissclams, I saw you outside of Kelly's last night. I yelled "hey pissclams" but you didn't hear me. I also saw you at the leawood Oklahoma Joes, but you didn't hear me then either. I guess what I'm saying is that either you need to work on your awareness, or I need to be less embarrassed about yelling "PISSCLAMS" in public.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Trim on July 28, 2013, 04:07:33 PM
Probably just yell 'CLAMS, imo.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: pissclams on July 28, 2013, 04:54:03 PM
Hey pissclams, I saw you outside of Kelly's last night. I yelled "hey pissclams" but you didn't hear me. I also saw you at the leawood Oklahoma Joes, but you didn't hear me then either. I guess what I'm saying is that either you need to work on your awareness, or I need to be less embarrassed about yelling "PISSCLAMS" in public.

hmm, i didn't hear you.  go cats.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 28, 2013, 04:55:51 PM
I've never understood people who get angry when they drink. Like, you're drinking. How can you be mad?
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: PoetWarrior on July 28, 2013, 04:56:41 PM
If what the original poster explained in their post is true, of someone or anyone, that person should examine their life.
Title: Re: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: mocat on July 28, 2013, 05:07:20 PM
I've never understood people who get angry when they drink. Like, you're drinking. How can you be mad?

What about sleepy?
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: star seed 7 on July 28, 2013, 05:09:00 PM
I've never understood people who get angry when they drink. Like, you're drinking. How can you be mad?

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Shacks on July 28, 2013, 05:10:10 PM
Roommate of mine got kicked out of Kites a few months ago.  He tells us to "watch the master do his thing" and starts hitting on this girl a couple tables over (he's not BITB at picking up chicks, just had a lot of liquid courage that night).  Anyways, looked like things were going well but her really fat friend kept butting in and trying to hit on my friend.  None of us could wing-man for him because our girlfriends were there.

After a few minutes of the fat friend trying to cockblock/intercept my friend from his target, he lost it.  "HOLY crap YOU FAT rough ridin' COW, LEAVE US ALONE.  START WORKING OUT IF YOU EVER WANT ANYONE TO LOVE YOU!"  All of us guys were simultaneously :facepalm: and :lol:.  Our girlfriends were :sdeek: and :nono:.  The bouncers were :dubious: and :shakesfist:.  The fat girl was :bawl: and her friend was :curse:.  He was immediately kicked out and started yelling at us to kick the bouncers' asses so he could keep trying to pick up that girl.  When we got back home he was sitting on the porch with a half-empty bottle of whiskey and laughing about what happened at Kites.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: kim carnes on July 28, 2013, 05:18:36 PM
Hey pissclams, I saw you outside of Kelly's last night. I yelled "hey pissclams" but you didn't hear me. I also saw you at the leawood Oklahoma Joes, but you didn't hear me then either. I guess what I'm saying is that either you need to work on your awareness, or I need to be less embarrassed about yelling "PISSCLAMS" in public.

hmm, i didn't hear you.  go cats.

Kelly's eh?   Interesting. 
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 28, 2013, 05:29:37 PM
My 21st birthday was held in Aggieville during the summer.  I took my 21st shot and triumphantly smash the glass shot glass on the floor and threw my clenched fists over my head like I'd just thrown a no hitter.  Then I calmly walked over the trash can and began projectile vomiting.  The bartender just laughed and said "you know I have to kick out right?"  "No big deal 'keep, I'm done anyway.  Put my drinks on the Underhills' tab."  Still don't remember what bar that was.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 28, 2013, 05:44:09 PM
If what the original poster explained in their post is true, of someone or anyone, that person should examine their life.
Maybe the poster of this post, should lighten up and learn how to have fun. It's what god wants for you.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: kim carnes on July 28, 2013, 05:47:15 PM
If what the original poster explained in their post is true, of someone or anyone, that person should examine their life.
Maybe the poster of this post, should lighten up and learn how to have fun. It's what god wants for you.

Quit lashing out at everyone you loser. 
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: lopakman on July 28, 2013, 05:47:37 PM
I got kicked out of 12th Street Pub on my 21st birthday for breaking a bar stool because they cut me off.  I deserved to be kicked out, and probably to be cut off too.  That's the only time I've been kicked out of a bar excluding getting kicked out for underage drinking.  Damn you Lucky's and Scoreboard.  :shakesfist:

i wonder if it was me!

If it was you were well within your rights.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: mocat on July 28, 2013, 05:54:43 PM
If what the original poster explained in their post is true, of someone or anyone, that person should examine their life.
Maybe the poster of this post, should lighten up and learn how to have fun. It's what god wants for you.

Quit lashing out at everyone you loser.

three titans clashing here folks. the very best that goEMAW.com has to offer, on display for all to see
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Headinjun on July 28, 2013, 06:14:58 PM
Roommate of mine got kicked out of Kites a few months ago.  He tells us to "watch the master do his thing" and starts hitting on this girl a couple tables over (he's not BITB at picking up chicks, just had a lot of liquid courage that night).  Anyways, looked like things were going well but her really fat friend kept butting in and trying to hit on my friend.  None of us could wing-man for him because our girlfriends were there.

After a few minutes of the fat friend trying to cockblock/intercept my friend from his target, he lost it.  "HOLY crap YOU FAT rough ridin' COW, LEAVE US ALONE.  START WORKING OUT IF YOU EVER WANT ANYONE TO LOVE YOU!"  All of us guys were simultaneously :facepalm: and :lol:.  Our girlfriends were :sdeek: and :nono:.  The bouncers were :dubious: and :shakesfist:.  The fat girl was :bawl: and her friend was :curse:.  He was immediately kicked out and started yelling at us to kick the bouncers' asses so he could keep trying to pick up that girl.  When we got back home he was sitting on the porch with a half-empty bottle of whiskey and laughing about what happened at Kites.

Woof.

I've been male genitals blocked by the fatty friend before, but I've always handled it a little more gentlemanly, like said nothing at all and just reflected on my missed no hitter on the inside. 
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 28, 2013, 06:32:40 PM
If what the original poster explained in their post is true, of someone or anyone, that person should examine their life.
Maybe the poster of this post, should lighten up and learn how to have fun. It's what god wants for you.

Quit lashing out at everyone you loser.

three titans clashing here folks. the very best that goEMAW.com has to offer, on display for all to see
Carnes would have nothing in this world if it wasn't for his awful trolling attempts.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: DQ12 on July 28, 2013, 06:36:26 PM
If what the original poster explained in their post is true, of someone or anyone, that person should examine their life.
I think people should examine their lives from time to time whether or not they get kicked out of bars.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: lopakman on July 28, 2013, 06:53:06 PM
If what the original poster explained in their post is true, of someone or anyone, that person should examine their life.
I think people should examine their lives from time to time whether or not they get kicked out of bars.

Don't ruin this thread with sound reasoning.  Let's see where it goes.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: nicname on July 28, 2013, 09:23:19 PM
It's par-for-the-course imo Wacky. When you go out on a special occasion (and your reunion afterparty is a special occaision), you go 190 into a brick wall and don't think twice about it.  As long as you aren't getting kicked out for fighting or something like that it is all good. 

Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on July 29, 2013, 12:00:46 PM
Leads to a very unique combination of pride and shame when telling the story...
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: AbeFroman on July 29, 2013, 12:07:13 PM
How do you get kicked out of bars? I've been super pak'd plenty of times and never even came close to having this happen.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 29, 2013, 12:11:03 PM
How do you get kicked out of bars? I've been super pak'd plenty of times and never even came close to having this happen.
Some ppl wanna see hott twenty something tail on the dance floor instead of 6'4" and goofy, male. :dunno: Maybe it was a psyche thing that night. I just had my 10 year reunion and prove I still had it. :dunno: Plus, the beats were JUMPING!!!
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 29, 2013, 12:11:52 PM
How do you get kicked out of bars? I've been super pak'd plenty of times and never even came close to having this happen.

breaking stuff is a v. good way to get kicked out
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Tobias on July 29, 2013, 12:12:22 PM
How do you get kicked out of bars? I've been super pak'd plenty of times and never even came close to having this happen.
Some ppl wanna see hott twenty something tail on the dance floor instead of 6'4" and goofy, male. :dunno: Maybe it was a psyche thing that night. I just had my 10 year reunion and prove I still had it. :dunno: Plus, the beats were JUMPING!!!

there's something kinda @DadBoner-ish about the whole thing, can't quite put my finger on it
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 29, 2013, 12:14:26 PM
Then again, I run around opposing arenas with the gE flag. Maybe I like trolling/attention IRL. Younger sibling and stuff.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 29, 2013, 12:24:49 PM
Maybe I like attention IRL.

think the jury is still out on this one.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Frankenklein on July 29, 2013, 01:17:13 PM
   Getting kicked out of a bar ppppfffffttttt I was once banned from the whole ville for a year and did it all by 11:00 PM.Wish more people could've been there to witness my drunken greatness.I'm told it was quite the show.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: pissclams on July 29, 2013, 01:20:17 PM
banned from aggieville, eh?  what a stupid thing to lie about.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 29, 2013, 01:25:43 PM
   Getting kicked out of a bar ppppfffffttttt I was once banned from the whole ville for a year and did it all by 11:00 PM.Wish more people could've been there to witness my drunken greatness.I'm told it was quite the show.


If true, what a cool thing to brag about you piece of crap
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Frankenklein on July 29, 2013, 01:28:11 PM
banned from aggieville, eh?  what a stupid thing to lie about.
Why would I lie about a stupid thing like that.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: puniraptor on July 29, 2013, 01:29:09 PM
Did you ever try to bypass the guards and hop the fence to get onto moro street?
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Frankenklein on July 29, 2013, 01:32:01 PM
   Getting kicked out of a bar ppppfffffttttt I was once banned from the whole ville for a year and did it all by 11:00 PM.Wish more people could've been there to witness my drunken greatness.I'm told it was quite the show.


If true, what a cool thing to brag about you piece of crap
That's what one of the cops called me   :shakesfist:

Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: star seed 7 on July 29, 2013, 01:42:01 PM
Did you ever try to bypass the guards and hop the fence to get onto moro street?

Seems like a tunnel guy.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: puniraptor on July 29, 2013, 01:44:01 PM
Are there any surviving BANNED posters with your face on them in any of the bars or maybe stapled to any telephone poles?
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: puniraptor on July 29, 2013, 01:46:12 PM
Did you ever try to sneak in using a disguise such as a mustache, fedora, and big sunglasses?
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: puniraptor on July 29, 2013, 01:50:47 PM
How many times were you able to penetrate the secure perimeter by hiding inside of an empty miller lite keg on the delivery truck?
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: star seed 7 on July 29, 2013, 01:51:50 PM
Can any mods post the PM's between frank and aggieville, perhaps they will provide more info.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: puniraptor on July 29, 2013, 01:59:32 PM
Can you make public any of your private youtube gopro videos of the times you parachuted into the rusty's back patio?
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: DQ12 on July 29, 2013, 02:36:43 PM
Being banned from bar districts is no laughing matter.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on July 29, 2013, 03:06:57 PM
"STAY OUT OF MALIBU, LEBOWSKI!"  
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: Frankenklein on July 29, 2013, 05:00:46 PM
   At the time it seemed like half the police force of MHK got involved and their statements on the report were all like "we knew we had to apprehend the suspect before he attacked the rest of the ville" and "more people would be showing up soon and we wanted them to be safe from this menace" You just don't tunnel,parachute or disguise ones self to sneak back into a place you were treated so badly in the first place
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: FP TC etc. on July 29, 2013, 06:37:02 PM
I like how you are indenting your paragraphs.
Title: Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
Post by: wetwillie on July 29, 2013, 08:03:13 PM
A self ban from aggieville