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Title: What a boss!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 19, 2013, 04:22:22 PM: http://www.kctv5.com/story/22881726/man-wants-jogger-to-stop-pooping-on-his-property
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Post by: hemmy on July 19, 2013, 04:47:07 PM: gross
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Post by: bones129 on July 19, 2013, 05:05:02 PM: Strange.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 19, 2013, 05:09:53 PM: Probably an ex
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 19, 2013, 05:15:43 PM: WANTED TO BE CALLED BOBBY
Title: What a boss!
Post by: felix rex on July 19, 2013, 05:15:44 PM: "This is malicious fecal distribution"
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 19, 2013, 05:17:23 PM: NOT A BOSS
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Post by: Pete on July 19, 2013, 05:40:16 PM: Fetish's are bitch
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Post by: AbeFroman on July 19, 2013, 05:43:55 PM: Let he who has never had to poop while jogging cast the first stone.
Title: What a boss!
Post by: felix rex on July 19, 2013, 05:54:33 PM: I'm honestly more judgmental of the no-wiping thing than anything else. The first couple days is one thing, but there's now excuse after that. Plan ahead.
Title: Re: What a boss!
Post by: hemmy on July 19, 2013, 05:57:45 PM: Quote from: felix rex on July 19, 2013, 05:15:44 PM
"This is malicious fecal distribution"

I literally erupted in laughter after reading that quote.
Title: Re: What a boss!
Post by: hemmy on July 19, 2013, 05:58:47 PM: Quote from: AbeFroman on July 19, 2013, 05:43:55 PM
Let he who has never had to poop while jogging cast the first stone.

You clench until you find a gas station or get back home. <<<<----- 5000th post
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Post by: steve dave on July 19, 2013, 05:59:19 PM: I can't run far enough for this to be a problem
Title: What a boss!
Post by: felix rex on July 19, 2013, 06:05:39 PM: Let he who hasn't left a hoodie to mark their elliptical cast the first stone.
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 19, 2013, 07:03:43 PM: Bad human!
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 19, 2013, 07:04:22 PM: I bet this is toby flendersons wife
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Post by: slobber on July 19, 2013, 08:59:31 PM: DNR (ie, did not click the link), but this is a beautiful thread. Great job, go EMAW!
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Post by: Spracne on July 19, 2013, 09:14:17 PM: :bs: :adored:
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Post by: slobber on July 19, 2013, 09:17:18 PM: Quote from: Spracne on July 19, 2013, 09:14:17 PM
:bs: :adored:
eff you Spracne

(Probably best use of :bs: ever, but I dnr the link, so I can't confirm.)(This is really small type, enlarge your screen like 20 times so you can read it.)
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Post by: Headinjun on July 19, 2013, 09:19:12 PM: I've always wondered if this was a legitimate problem for serious joggers.

Do they really have to go that bad when out on a long run?
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Post by: _33 on July 19, 2013, 09:21:48 PM: I would be squatting there for like 15 min playing on my phone.
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Post by: Spracne on July 19, 2013, 09:27:31 PM: Quote from: Headinjun on July 19, 2013, 09:19:12 PM
I've always wondered if this was a legitimate problem for serious joggers.

Do they really have to go that bad when out on a long run?

Bro, do you even jog?

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Title: Re: What a boss!
Post by: Pete on July 19, 2013, 09:54:50 PM: Quote from: _33 on July 19, 2013, 09:21:48 PM
I would be squatting there for like 15 min playing on my phone.

THIS
Title: What a boss!
Post by: steve dave on July 19, 2013, 09:58:42 PM: Quote from: _33 on July 19, 2013, 09:21:48 PM
I would be squatting there for like 15 min playing on my phone.

Yeah, and I'd be 2 blocks from my house. Just doesn't add up.
Title: Re: What a boss!
Post by: Tobias on July 19, 2013, 10:02:41 PM: Quote from: steve dave on July 19, 2013, 09:58:42 PM
Quote from: _33 on July 19, 2013, 09:21:48 PM
I would be squatting there for like 15 min playing on my phone.

Yeah, and I'd be 2 blocks from my house. Just doesn't add up.

the carlson's would be SOO pissed at you. drugs?
Title: What a boss!
Post by: felix rex on July 20, 2013, 01:53:33 PM: Quote from: _33 on July 19, 2013, 09:21:48 PM
I would be squatting there for like 15 min playing on my phone.

:lol:
Title: Re: What a boss!
Post by: Frankenklein on July 20, 2013, 03:48:31 PM: Quote from: felix rex on July 19, 2013, 05:15:44 PM
"This is malicious fecal distribution"
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