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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: AppleJack on July 08, 2013, 04:47:00 PM
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I think China would be pretty funny but if I'm being honest with myself I'd say Italy. OMG could you imagine :lol:
Just real sneaky like, for no reason at all, BOOM! :lol:
Anyways hope everyone is having a good day.
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AJ4PREZ
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there are way too many china-men. get real, applejack. plus i am 98% sure that they all know karate over there.
italy? please. those guys invented all kinds of great food and talk funny. we'd smoke them.
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obv iceland is the only correct answer here
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Bolivia.
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England, it was already funny 237 years ago, would be funny again.
When the war began, the 13 colonies lacked a professional army or navy. Each colony sponsored local militia. Militiamen were lightly armed, had little training, and usually did not have uniforms. Their units served for only a few weeks or months at a time, were reluctant to travel far from home and thus were unavailable for extended operations, and lacked the training and discipline of soldiers with more experience.
We basically just winged it, and still dominated.
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poland
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France, of course.
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Rhode Island.
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War isn't funny, dorks. :don'tcare:
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I'd imagine we could use a foothold in Europe. Would go with Monaco. It is pretty much the highlights of France.
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Elite BBQ pak if you head through the Rockies.
Also, I plan on smoking a few pounds of Pork Belly. Forgot to take pictures of last week's pork butt. Will not make that mistake this time.
Goodness. What a battle plan.
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i second italy. let's close and call to vote or whatever.
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Welp, just wait till these countries get ahold of this thread. Prez Obama will have to send out a tweet claiming gE does not represent any of the nations thoughts and we're happy to have them on earth.
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As a neocon, I've thought about this subject a lot. Can we include the UN? If so, that's the obvious first answer. Netherlands would be neat because we could demolish the dikes and flood half of their minuscule country Katrina style, just like Bush did to the poors in New Orleans. Otherwise, probably any country that goose steps, cause I'd like to see how that translates to modern warfare.
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i second italy. let's close and call to vote or whatever.
youre going down Italy :shakesfist:
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Canada- Their armed forces consist of a couple guys on horseback and cano's. Once we finish pacify'n the country we can rename all their silly provinces after states but THEY WOULD NOT BE STATES. Alberta would be TX JR, Ontario is NY JR, British Columbia becomes CA Jr then we let quebec become its own country because we dont want anything to do with french people.
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Ya it's Canada, obviously. Didn't even need ben ji to come to that realization.
Second place is Mongolia. Can you imagine going to war against basically ancient Sioux indians? Would be great.
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Welp, just wait till these countries get ahold of this thread. Prez Obama will have to send out a tweet claiming gE does not represent any of the nations thoughts and we're happy to have them on earth.
This was a pretty good post WS08
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Related to the thread, has anyone ever seen the movie "The Russians Are Coming" ??
There's your definition of "hilarity ensues."
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Related to the thread, has anyone ever seen the movie "The Russians Are Coming" ??
There's your definition of "hilarity ensues."
Oldie but goodie. Worth a watch.
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The North Pole or that country called UrAgay.
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Also, turkey, Greece or Hungary would be God for the food industry
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Switzerland
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Switzerland
ooo good one
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Switzerland
We have a winner.
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Japan- "We've Nuked you before, dont think it can't happen again. Plus you already have lots of radiation problems from a big wave"
Cuba- They are so small and have really old cars.
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I'm thinking we need a warmup country first, maybe like New Zealand. Just go over there and spray liquid death - really hone our craft before we move on to Italy/Canada. I don't know, I'm just spitballing here.
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We need a country who will not mount a gorilla resistance after we occupy it. Which country would just completely roll over?
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We need a country who will not mount a gorilla resistance after we occupy it. Which country would just completely roll over?
Denmark
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We need a country who will not mount a gorilla resistance after we occupy it. Which country would just completely roll over?
avoid the congo, rwanda, uganda, etc and we should be fine?
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Louisiana secedes from the union and fights a civil war all on their own.
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Cuba. Cuba. Cuba!
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I bet Vatican City would be easy. Send the Swiss guard to Guantanamo, and the papists fold fast.
Then, pilfer those gold encrusted buildings and use the proceeds to PAY DOWN THE DEFICIT!!
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I bet Vatican City would be easy. Send the Swiss guard to Guantanamo, and the papists fold fast.
Then, pilfer those gold encrusted buildings and use the proceeds to PAY DOWN THE DEFICIT!!
The islamers would pay a lot for St. Peter's to become the new Hagia Sophia.
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obv iceland is the only correct answer here
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/icelands-hidden-elves-delay-road-projects (http://bigstory.ap.org/article/icelands-hidden-elves-delay-road-projects)
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all the desert and jungle countries routinely whip our military's ass so I don't know where all this confidence is coming from. the swiss would probably roll large snowballs and rocks down mountains swiss family robinson style and send our puds packing.
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hey guys here's a thought...how about we all just get along.
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all the desert and jungle countries routinely whip our military's ass so I don't know where all this confidence is coming from. the swiss would probably roll large snowballs and rocks down mountains swiss family robinson style and send our puds packing.
We whipped Iraq's ass, steve dave. :nono:
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I think I changed my mind. I'd like a Russia/China combo war. One if by land, two if by sea kinda crap. KABOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
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I think I changed my mind. I'd like a Russia/China combo war. One if by land, two if by sea kinda crap. KABOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
:emawkid:
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I think I changed my mind. I'd like a Russia/China combo war. One if by land, two if by sea kinda crap. KABOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
This. Go big or go home. But not until the Winter Olympics are over.
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We should just pick whoever we owe the most money too and completely level them. Then send an email to the new country we owe the most money to with a big :dunno: on it. Then tell them we will give them 24 hours to graciously "call it good on the $$". Repeat this until we are in the black. We have the weaponry and technology to be the great evil empire everyone accuses us of being. Let's do this crap.
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we should let brock landers and bookie pimp decide whose ass they want to war to death. they've earned this.
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i second italy. let's close and call to vote or whatever.
I vote Italy as well. Notorious puds
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We should just pick whoever we owe the most money too and completely level them. Then send an email to the new country we owe the most money to with a big :dunno: on it. Then tell them we will give them 24 hours to graciously "call it good on the $$". Repeat this until we are in the black. We have the weaponry and technology to be the great evil empire everyone accuses us of being. Let's do this crap.
Why on earth would we want to just destroy our credit rating with the rest of the world? We need that debt.
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all the desert and jungle countries routinely whip our military's ass so I don't know where all this confidence is coming from. the swiss would probably roll large snowballs and rocks down mountains swiss family robinson style and send our puds packing.
We could drone out the jungle countries now.
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has to be with a country that speaks english that way we could just troll the crap out of them..
how awesome would a war bbs be?
I'd make a fake countdown clock like we are going to bomb there ass at that exact second
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has to be with a country that speaks english that way we could just troll the crap out of them..
how awesome would a war bbs be?
I'd make a fake countdown clock like we are going to bomb there ass at that exact second
That is a really great point. bbs'ing during a war would be great
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Ireland.
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has to be with a country that speaks english that way we could just troll the crap out of them..
how awesome would a war bbs be?
I'd make a fake countdown clock like we are going to bomb there ass at that exact second
Everyone who matters speaks English.
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we should let brock landers and bookie pimp decide whose ass they want to war to death. they've earned this.
I will go wherever my CO tells me to go, especially if it's through the gates of hell.
However after doing some thinking I rescind my previous vote of a Russia/China combo war and instead say North Korea. Remember, this thread about funniest. What's more funny than combat with a country that has a binocular shortage but still DGAF.
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Plus after whipping their ass they would still claim victory over us and the whole world would get a good laugh out of it.
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this north korea sounds kinda Aggie to me
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all the desert and jungle countries routinely whip our military's ass so I don't know where all this confidence is coming from. the swiss would probably roll large snowballs and rocks down mountains swiss family robinson style and send our puds packing.
Desert country has whoop our ass? :confused:
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all the desert and jungle countries routinely whip our military's ass so I don't know where all this confidence is coming from. the swiss would probably roll large snowballs and rocks down mountains swiss family robinson style and send our puds packing.
Desert country has whoop our ass? :confused:
yes, has whoop our ass total tail between leg.
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all the desert and jungle countries routinely whip our military's ass so I don't know where all this confidence is coming from. the swiss would probably roll large snowballs and rocks down mountains swiss family robinson style and send our puds packing.
Desert country has whoop our ass? :confused:
maybe like when we first invaded Iraq and they were dressing up as women and blowing up our trucks as we drove by and stuff. I think that's what he means.
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has to be with a country that speaks english that way we could just troll the crap out of them..
how awesome would a war bbs be?
I'd make a fake countdown clock like we are going to bomb there ass at that exact second
:D
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Jeans the Cat got deported back to France a while back, so probably France
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the South
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Ireland.
Whoa
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the South
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I change my vote to Cuba.
"Hey bros - it's been like 50 years since we've been pals. Let's end this nonsense. Cool?"
"Sure, okay"
KABOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
omg :lol: